[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

1. Rumors:

A certain undercover in DJD accidentally knew that Clockwork was on Bawang's boat, so...

Caron: Tsk, that's too much.

Tan: What's wrong?

Caron: Just now a guy told me that there are rumors that you are chasing me, and that you write poems and give away pets, but I didn't realize it.Do you think this kind of rumor is outrageous?

Tarn: Oh, a terrible rumor indeed.I think we need to talk about rumors, my dear intelligence officer.

Caron: ...!

Later... DJD's intelligence officer was "too busy" due to "temporary changes" and didn't bother to receive the signal about Bawang's coordinates, so Clockwork was saved.

2. Kidnapping

Caron: See Chew Chew?

Ksitigarbha: Shake your head.

Caron: See Chew Chew?

Qingqiu: %@@…

Caron: See Chew Chew?

Tira: Uh, I think, did it go out to eat game, and it will be back soon.

Caron: ... (sad)

Tarn: Why are you still standing there, why don't you go find it! ! !

DJD audience: (⊙o⊙)...Boss...(You value sex over friends)

3. Divert your eyes

Cuaron: We've found the Overlord's signal!

Tarn: Great, this is our priority dross!

Caron: But...

Tarn: ...?

Cuaron: We also found a tip that revealed Lord Megatron's location.

All DJDs: Quiet.

Cuaron: It was rumored a while ago that Master Megatron joined the Autobots, but I don't know if it's true.Although Lord Sonic said that we should wait and see what happens, but—Tane, what do you think?The directions of the two coordinate positions are opposite.

Tarn: (After transforming 35 times) Well, go to Lord Megatron first! ! !

So, after all the DJD staff arrived, they discovered that the coordinates were not Megatron but Optimus Prime's position...

4. Subtle

A: It's time to board the ship. I heard that there are mini King Kong on this ship.

All DJDs: Mini King Kong?You mean the very small ones?

A: Yes, the ratio of Mini King Kong to ordinary TF is as big as the ratio between Boss and Caron.

Tarn (feels cute)...

A: It’s like the difference between Chew Chew and us.

Caron (well, think it's a little cute?)...

A: Actually, I think the races are a bit different, and they should be considered very ancient races. : And ah...

All DJDs were brainwashed.

[A few hours later, boarded the ship]

A: Ah, I accidentally killed a mini King Kong! ! (Sword T0T in the bezel)

All DJDs: Ahhh what a waste! ! !Can't you guys take it easy! ! ! !

5. Exploitation

Caron: Ahhh! ! ! !

All DJDs: What's wrong? ?

Cuaron: Damn it, the recording room is on fire!Our life videos, torture videos, our precious records are all lost! !

All DJDs: Ahhh! ! ! (Indignation, shock, incredible, grief!!!)

After boarding...

Qingqiu: Look what I found!Little Mini King Kong is still being filmed!

All DJDs: ...! !Shoot me, no, shoot me first! !You're blocking me, get away, shoot me! ! !

6. Sowing discord

Tarn: Qingqiu! ! !You have enough guts! !What's up with this poem? ?

Qingqiu: ...? ? ?

Tarn: This is my poem, how dare you submit and publish it under your own name!

Qingqiu:! ! ! (Why did this matter come to light!!)

Tarn: I think, I want to have a good talk with you! ! !

So the boss of DJD talked about his life with his subordinates, but he didn't have time to trouble the Overlord.

7. Give up the car to protect the handsome / don't distinguish between public and private (Hey!!)

A: Oh oh look what I found?There are couples on this boat! !

All DJDs: Damn it! !Except for the boss, we are all members of the group who are going to die! ! !

A: Let's see how deep their relationship can be, what's the idea?

All DJDs: AGREE! !Break them apart, break them apart! ! ! !

...So Comrade Computer Geek/Alloy Shield was tortured and killed for such a reason.

8. Sacrificing loved ones

Tong [-]: No! ! !Why, why would you know! ! ! !

Tarn: Why do we know you are a nesting doll?Hehehe, because we have smart agents, dumbass.

Xiao Zhuge covered his face, oh, it's so beautiful~~~

A: Wait a minute, you've been lied to!

Tarn: ...? ?

A: Matryoshka has another level! !

Tong [-]: +——You are cruel! ! !

So Tong Er was killed, completely, without DJD's suspicion.

So little Zhuge was also killed, it is said that it was accidentally injured.

then……

So the team of Megatron and others found the clockwork in Tonger's shell.

9. Pets

A: Boss, I want to keep mini King Kong.

Tarn: ...Hello.

A: Caron can raise a whirlpool fox, why can't I raise a mini King Kong?

Tarn: He's blind!We want to love the disabled!

A: Caron, the boss said you are disabled——

Tarn: Shut up!Well, well, if you want to raise it, just raise it!

A: Thank you boss! ! !

...It is said that DJD's new pet was lost on the first day of raising it, and no member of DJD has thought deeply about this matter.

10. Confession.

A: Oh, I'm obsessed with this little guy, I want him (smiling ferociously).

All DJDs: Oh~~~ Then you can play slowly.

Clockwork: ——! ! !Help! ! ! !

So the clockwork was dragged away without DJD questioning.

then?

So the Megatron team found the clockwork in the second shell, as to whether it is intact is another matter (hey!!)

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