[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

No.11 Day"

Sick and bereavement.

Too sick! ! !Which sick bastard told Optimus Prime that this method can kill viruses! ! !Grave Egg, you have been cheated!If this doesn't work, it will only let me be taken advantage of by you for nothing! ! !No, I mean embarrassing me and wasting your time and energy!

I was pinned to the ground by Optimus Prime, struggling desperately, but the only laser bird that can help me in this place has been nailed to the ground by Optimus Prime with a weapon!

"Old friend, trust me, this is just for healing. I swear I won't hurt you."

I believe you?Nima, is there anything more unbelievable than you?You give me a try to believe in a guy who is clearly at peace but clings to you for various reasons!I can trust others, only you, never believe it! !

"Look, it's like a carbon-based...um...artificial respiration. It's an unusual situation, you have to understand."

I understand your sister! !Take that data cable back from your chest!I don't even want to exchange information with you! ! ! !

Well, maybe Tanji doesn't understand that I'm fighting against Shenma, this bastard, Optimus Prime, he beat me to the ground and still insisted on exchanging data with me as I said!Do you know what data exchange is!For TF, the importance of data exchange is very high, which is like surpassing carbon-based KISS but not yet reaching the level of carbon-based SEX! ! !

"Damn, I'm not sick!! Let go of me, Optimus Prime!!!"

"...And said you are not sick? Nima is a curse word used by human beings. We all use words like slag when we curse. It can be seen that you have been deeply poisoned by Megatron."

"Then I'm not sick!! Let me go!!!"

Optimus Prime gave me a look of pity and resentment, and then his claws reached for the armor on my chest.

"Wait a minute!!! We must exchange data and choose someone else! What do you think of Bumblebee? He is the only Autobot I trust, please let him come! Ugh!!!"

This guy suddenly became violent somehow!He peeled off my armor very cruelly, ni--slag, this is like what it feels like for a human being to have his vest pulled out!As the saying goes, if you don’t explode in oppression, you will be destroyed in oppression; I have always been the type that is prone to explosion, so at the critical moment, I got rid of him with a head hammer and kicked him away with another kick.

At this moment, Pushen finally heard my prayer, and a space bridge opened in front of me, judging from Optimus Prime's expression, he didn't open it.So I rushed in no matter what!Sure enough, at the end of the space bridge, I saw the figure of Shockwave.

"Shut up, Optimus Prime is behind me!!"

As soon as I got to the other side of the bridge, I immediately screamed, and the shock wave decisively closed the space bridge.

Afterwards, the one-eyed scientist sized me up and hesitated: "Sorry, my logic tells me that it is possible that I disturbed something?"

I looked at the exposed wires on my chest, and randomly found a piece of iron sheet to knock on it.

"Your logic is wrong!"

"Master Megatron, according to my inference, Optimus Prime will come after him in three blocks. Soundwave knows the location of this base."

I looked at Shockwave contemptuously. Soundwave knows the positions of all your bases. I remember they didn't want you to force them.

"Where's Soundwave?" I asked.

Shockwave exuded a murderous look: "Several Autobots kidnapped him, and I will rescue him."

There are a bunch of ellipses in my heart. In fact, I think it should be you who carried out the kidnapping.If I told you that although Sonic had pleaded for you, he also said that he would have you without him on the business trip to the earth, and he would have you without you, I don’t know what you would think.Forget it, now is not the time to attack my only loyal subordinate.

"So what's your most logical suggestion, Sasser, in the face of the situation."

"Master Megatron, the logical thing to do is that you use your mimic form to hide."

Hmm, that seems like a good idea.

BYTHEWAY, Optimus Prime's side...

"What are you talking about, Optimus Prime, don't install an off-line anti-virus system for other Autobots, especially Bumblebee? Well...it's too late for Optimus Prime, no less than a dozen TFs came to find me and Lafite yesterday, They have all installed VK (VIRUSKILLER) and there are Decepticons and Autobots. Oh, the good news is that as soon as the off-line anti-virus solution came out, several anti-virus factions also jumped to the anti-virus faction. Hmm... Optimus Prime, how are you? Calm down, those TFs are still needed, can you settle the score with them later? Hmm... Lafite, I think we should prepare more hospital beds now."

No.12th & [-]th

Sasser is indeed Sasser, a problem-solving genius, I followed his plan, and sure enough no TF came to mess with me.

Hmph, don't pretend that I don't know that you guys who beat TF into the water want to take the opportunity to find fault with me, Optimus Prime is just the vanguard!In the future, many old enemies will definitely hold signs saying 'Oh, you are sick, I will treat you', and abuse me physically and mentally!So it's really smart to hide now, I'm too lazy to PK with people, I'm exhausted.

You ask what have I become?I tell you, of course it's a gun!But this time I hid the suppressor, it looks like it's just a special gun.If I still end up in a certain country in the east, that would be great, I will be confiscated by the police soon, put into a warehouse, and finally destroyed; but this is the country of the United States where guns are freely held, so I am very happy to be reduced to a team Ordinary guns lay in drawers in this family.

Man: "SAM, what are you doing, don't touch Grandpa's gun!"

Youth: "Oh! I'm sorry, this looks familiar to me."

Man: "Familiar? SAM, you can't be..."

Youth: "No, Dad, I promise I didn't use a gun (well, I used an alien bazooka in an accident)!"

Man: "It's fine if you don't have one. Listen, these are all dangerous things. I don't want you to come into contact with dangerous things again."

Woman: "Oh, honey, why do you say that, those cuties in our house are not dangerous at all!"

Man: "Yes, Sam, those little robots you left in our house, you have to take them away! As an independent boy, own pets!"

Youth: "They're not pets... well Mom and Dad, I'll take care of it."

……

The old man of Slag wouldn't be so memorized, would he? ! ! !

When I hear the name SAM now, I feel the tinder pain!The urge to beat this guy up almost outweighed my determination to be lazy, just a little bit.

The SAM family met the old man—SAM's grandfather. They chatted for a while, thanking Pushen and they finally left.

As soon as I thought about it, I heard the sound of opening the door, and the old man came back again, picked me up and carried me in his arms.

Man: "Oh Dad, you don't have to take all of this!"

The old man: "It's not very safe recently. When I go out, there are alien robots walking around, looking for something."

SAM: "Alien robots? Are they Autobots or Decepticons? Well, I mean the sign is this, or this?"

The old man (looking at the screen of SAM's phone): "Well, I've seen both of them nearby."

SAM: "OH, SHIT, what the hell are they doing!! Just a second, please."

SAM dialed the home phone, and finally someone—no, TF answered.

SAM: "Little Zhuge, what are the Autobots and the Decepticons doing recently? They are wandering around in residential areas, it's too dangerous! (SAM's parents nod, indicating that their son finally knows how to care for the elderly) What if humans find out? OK Well, it has already been discovered! (The old man and SAM’s parents looked at the grandson who was brainwashed by aliens speechlessly)”

Although I couldn't hear what was said on the phone, it should be Xiao Zhuge who told SAM what happened.

"What, what? Megatron was poisoned and fled. People from the Autobots and the Decepticons are looking for him to detoxify him? What kind of poison did he have? Ah? Enough to destroy N parallel worlds a hundred times? Optimus Prime also dispatched Is there anything I can do to help? Ah, only TF can help? And now... what about Bumblebee? I mean, I heard a while ago that he went to visit a friend named Laffey, and he's still there, Or helping Optimus Prime find Megatron? Huh? Bumblebee in danger? Overlord will kill him? No, not Overlord, Black Dogs? What Black Dogs?"

When I heard it, it was bad.

Anyone who is familiar with our Decepticon army knows that there is a very thorny team in the Decepticon army-the Black Dogs.This is just a nickname, in fact they are the execution squad... Although they themselves are the ones who should be executed the most.

During the hot war, there is a well-known fact of Autobot TF, that is, when you meet Starscream, you can go to this battle carelessly and you can make meritorious deeds; PK, met the black dog team, well, we can retreat, call all the living creatures you know and run for your life.

Not to mention the Autobots, the Decepticons also shy away from mentioning the Black Dogs.They are crazy shredders who kill purely for the sake of killing, and when they're after someone, this TF has no choice but to die.I'm not boasting, but they are the best and most obedient team I have ever led.It's just that killing is the only way they can show their respect for me and their passion for the cause of the Decepticons.

Although it was only a few words, I guessed the background of the story.I'm afraid that Bumblebee and the barricades are looking for Overlord, but unexpectedly, the Black Dogs who are also tracking Overlord also appear.Overlord can still resist if he is with his men, but if Overlord is a TF single, then it is good that he is dead.As for the bumblebee and the roadblock, if they pretended not to see and hide, then the Black Dogs would not care about the existence of these ants, but if they jumped out and said that I will catch this bully alive, oh...

Damn I can totally imagine that yellow bee jumping out and yelling stop we're going to catch it alive - that sort of thing.

I can also further imagine that the Black Dogs saw the Autobot logo on him and attacked him frantically.

Well, the roadblock will definitely be unable to sit still and rush out, then the Black Dogs will definitely define the roadblock as a traitor when they see the interaction between the two of them, and clean it up together.

Reasonable?Oh, now I sincerely hope that the Black Dogs don't give them time to reason. After all, the culprit is that my lazy boss joined forces with the Autobots, so I should be the one who should be worried about getting the fuel tanked by the Black Dogs, okay?

The problem is that there is someone in the bloody black dog team, the guy whose name he forgot loves to torture!He will force his captives to eat his own brain unit!Die in pain!

So I jumped out of the old man's arms without hesitation, returned to TF form, and grabbed SAM as a phone.

"Little Zhuge, where are they!!"

"..."

"..."

"Ahhhhhhh!!!"

SAM's parents screamed in unison, but the old man looked at me in surprise and looked up and down.

"I, I don't know!" Little Zhuge was also frightened by this incident, "But there should be a place where they lost contact with Sound Wave."

"Call Soundwave to open the land bridge and teleport me back!"

I put down the SAM phone and wait for the land bridge to open.

The old man tapped my foot, and I lowered my head.

"Guns are too high-tech now, and aliens occasionally bring good culture."

"...Grandpa!!!" SAM was embarrassed and wanted to pull the old man away.

I thought about it, and found a bazooka for him from the accessories: "You use this first when I'm not around, and I'll talk about it after I'm done with things."

SAM囧, your sister, you still want to come back? ?My house only accepts alien goods? Grave egg! ! ! ! !