[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

fifth day

@[email protected]! ! ! !

Qingqingqing... Tianzhu! !why are you here!Shouldn't you be suppressing non-stop... Oh no, peacekeeping! ! !

What did I just say?I did not say anything!You are an ambassador, hahaha, an ambassador for peacekeeping, how can it be repression? We are pacifists hahahaha! !

Um?video?What video?Someone randomly distributed the video of you beating a Decepticon?Impossible, it certainly wasn't our people who did it.Our people must be spreading the power of our Decepticons everywhere. How could you spread the brutal video of the Decepticons being beaten in the face by you?This is definitely someone trying to sow discord!What?How do I know it's a face-slapping video?Hahaha, I heard people say it...

The peacekeepers act tough, is it my order?absurd!I'm busy eating grapes every day—no, I have so much to do, I don't have time for them to make trouble!Isn't it more troublesome for them to find trouble?This is definitely because they are afraid of being scolded by you, so they carried me out as a top tank!

What?No need for peacekeeping?Do not intervene in battles on other planets?This... that's it... But in case a fascist comes out of any planet and wants to rule the universe, the flame must be extinguished in the fire.What?we'll talk about it then?You're so passive Optimus Prime, I'm telling you... (spent three hours trying to convince)... well, whatever you want, but how to explain to the peacekeepers that you'd talk to Starscream, You also know that my subordinates ran over excitedly, but were stopped suddenly, and they would not stop if there was no benefit.what good?For example, there are beauties, look at female autobots... sorry I didn't say anything just now!Get the sword off my neck! !Well those boys are excess energy!

Um?Cosmic Olympics?And the Cosmic Martial Arts Conference?Divert their energies?The prize is a special taste of energy blocks and a vacation on a specially developed amusement planet with an accompanying vacation?Grave egg, I want this too! !Well, I mean this event is awesome, great!Are Long-winded and Rumble responsible?It's okay to say, why is it rumbling?Um?He's the most troublesome so putting him in charge will distract him?Well, I listen to you, you can figure it out!

The thing about the map—I just want to expand the territory a little bit in a peaceful way. You don’t like it, it’s very effective... Sword, sword down! !My behavior has us surrounded by enemies?No, no, in fact, I think even if I don’t release the map, I will be attacked from all sides. Our Transformers look like war treasures. Who would believe that weapons do not fight and live in peace with you!Give them a reason to have a little conflict and they will feel at ease!Acting indifferent to the world, people think we have a conspiracy! !Hmm... revoking the map and re-drawing the borders after consultation with various countries?This is too troublesome, who wants to do such troublesome things!Wait, wait, let me go?I'm not going!

[Wait a minute, I can also go, it's so easy to conquer directly by force!Oh I'm a genius! ! ! ] Well, I can go too.Well! ! !you go too?So the interstellar peacekeeping—leave it to Celestial Dawn and the six-faced monster?Wait a minute, Optimus Prime, you are the person in charge of the Autobots, and I am the person in charge of the Decepticons. If we go together, there will be Starscream on the Decepticons side. Aren't you Autobots going to have no leader? There will be problems then!Bumblebee?He was sent by me to maintain peace—well, he went to suppress the Overlord.It's okay, the roadblocks followed, and they also brought a group of Autobots and Decepticons.Give it to Rodimus?Wait, wait a minute, don't be so thorough...

What do you mean look at me!I will not do bad things! !Well, I did have a black history before, but I'm lazy now! !No, I mean I'm a pacifist now too! !Why do you have to force me to go! !No, I'm not going!Optimus Prime, even if you force me with a sword... what?I have a problem, the airframe isn't working right?Want to take me to see the Wrench Demon King—the ambulance? ? ?No! !no way! ! !You don't even want to kill me! ! !Wait, what are you doing! !You don't come here! ! ! !

Shockwave!Sonic!Rumble!Come and save your master! !Optimus Prime turned his back on him! ! !

ah! ! ! ! !do not come! ! !Save TF! ! ! !

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"It's finally quiet." Miluan, who was squatting outside to eavesdrop, sighed, "By the way, now I finally believe that there is indeed a problem with the leader, and the system is poisoned."

Jazz nodded: "Megatron can rule the universe in five days, and he didn't harass Big Brother during that time. It's not scientific at all. There must be something wrong with him."

Confusion: Only Optimus Prime can force him to seek medical treatment.Only you can think of calling him back, little Zhuge.

Little Zhuge: I didn't call?He was the one who contacted me.He seems to have kept track of Megatron's situation through the tape recorder.

All TFs: So Optimus Prime/Brother is traveling around on the surface, but in fact he has been eavesdropping with a tape recorder?Optimus Prime/Brother, you...! ! ?

Day of the Sixth Man

Be quiet, be quiet for me!Decepticons over there!Give me back the wrench I just threw!

Alright, now I, Ambulance, give you the final test report of the contract knockout on the Megatron test.

Apart from taking a lot of energy blocks and not exercising and getting a little fat, there is nothing serious about his body.The problem is that his software system was invaded by a virus—this virus is a virus that has become popular in the human world recently, and it is a virus that damages intelligent programs.

1. During the running of the virus program, it will occupy a large amount of memory in the system.Given that Megatron's memory sticks themselves are impossibly large, this phenomenon manifests itself as an overabundance of energy blocks to keep his system fans running at high speed.

2. Because the system is occupied by viruses, the running speed of the system itself will drop, and the specific performance is laziness, not wanting to move, etc.

3. The frequency of the mood program is reduced due to the memory being occupied. The specific manifestations are that the normal mood modules of Megatron, such as irritability, are offline, and only lazy things are left.

4. All systems are trying their best to maintain the virus running, which is manifested in the confusion of the body's thinking mode, and all behaviors are to maintain its own good and lazy.

5. The self-test program and anti-virus program are also in operation, but because the virus multiplies too fast, a strange balance has been formed in his body.

Well, now his medical report is like this.I have developed an antidote for this virus, and I can give it to him immediately. The course of treatment is 18 days.The question is, does Megatron's condition require immediate treatment?Please make a quick decision.In addition, your leader has been abnormal for so many days. As a Decepticon, none of you know it. Do you really need this leader? ? ╮(╯＿╰)╭...

Under the sarcasm of the ambulance, all the Decepticons bowed their heads in embarrassment.

Soundwave raised the beat, and wrote a word on it: "Governance!"

Shockwave, who was sitting next to him, quickly made a big cross with a marker on his beat.

"Actually, that's pretty good. If we cure him, won't we lose peace again?" Ironhide asked.

"But this is contrary to humanitarianism. Is the peace of our Autobots based on the poisonous and stupid Megatron?" Jazz retorted.

"I vote for it!"

"I object."

"Agree!!"

"be opposed to!!"

To the surprise of the ambulance, the number of votes turned out to be two and a half?And no matter the Decepticons or the Autobots, there are pros and cons?

"Okay, brother, it's up to you, the decisive vote."

In fact, the ambulance said so, but Xinli thought, in fact, no matter how the tickets below are allocated, as long as the eldest brother says a word, it is actually equal to the final result.

Optimus Prime, who was sitting in the chair, was silent for a while, and finally let out a breath.

"Cure him. If he continues like this, let alone this universe, I'm afraid that the multiverse will be destroyed by him."

Crowd: "..."

How ironic that Megatron, who was hit by a computer virus, is the strongest/laziest Megatron ever! ! !

The ambulance nodded: "I knew you would say that, brother, this is for you."

Optimus Prime: "...??"

Ambulance: "This potion must, must, be taken orally!! Do you think there is anyone else besides you who can force Megatron to eat what he doesn't want??"

The scenes of non-energy grape energy strawberries after Mr. Wei was poisoned, and other magical horses saying they would not eat them all appeared in everyone's minds, and they all nodded wildly together.

Ambulance: "Go, brother. Being PRIME has to make sacrifices. That embarrassing thing is handed over to you."