[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

I have to admit that Starscream's adaptability is still very strong. After everyone agreed that he could not accept him as Starscream being so big and an ogre, he took the initiative to ask to paint his own paint in white to let everyone accept it. In fact, she is a kind, lovely and pure little red.

In this regard, everyone thought that the child was seriously ill.

Only Jack has always been nice to him, without prejudice.But soon Starscream knew that Jack had a purpose for doing this.

"Well, that, Starscream, can you do me a favor?"

"What's the matter, I will try my best to help you if there is anything."

"That's right, that's right... Can you hold the leader for me tomorrow?"

"……what??"

Jack told Starscream that tomorrow is actually the ambulance's birthday, and ambulances don't usually celebrate their birthdays, and every time the leader forced him to have a holiday and took him out to play or something.So it's the same this year, the leader has already given the leave, but...

"But you want to find him out." Starscream nodded understandingly.

"That's right buddy, you're really on the right track."

"And it's better that Optimus Prime has something else, not a business matter but a personal matter, so you can't go out with him."

Jack nodded wildly.

Starscream was quite speechless. He felt that it would be better to just talk to Optimus Prime directly about this situation. According to what he learned these days, the red-painted Optimus Prime seems to be easy to talk to (it is said that the emperor changes the paint according to his mood. Painted?), there is no need for him to add it and stir it.But Jack resolutely opposed it. I don't know if it was because he was shy and didn't want the leader to know about it, or because he completely regarded the leader as a false love rival.

"I see, little meaning, I will help you."

But in fact, this favor was not as helpful as Starscream thought.The only way to pull a workaholic leader off his job is indeed an old friend's birthday for a pretty good reason.Starscream thought and thought again, but decided to speak directly.

"Can you spend a day with me tomorrow, prime"

"...!!"

Of course, he didn't notice the smog passing around him at all. The Jazz next to the pillar staggered on the spot, and Professor Perceptron slipped his hand and dropped the data board.

"Of course, my friend, if you want."

Our leader seemed to have seen through everything, and smiled helplessly.

"Wait, Optimus Prime, are you out of your mind?!"

The medical officer obviously didn't know that he was the culprit, and he was very worried about the old man's unreasonable behavior.

"It doesn't matter. To be honest, Starscream is not very familiar with this place when he first came here. Originally, I wanted Bumblebee to take him to familiarize himself with the situation. It happened that Bumblebee was busy these two days, so I put it on hold. It just so happens that I have nothing to do tomorrow. Take him around to get acquainted with the situation."

Sure enough, the leader actually knew.Starscream praised the red leader for his kindness in his heart, thanked him for that, and then went on to other things.

As for the leader, he also felt that he had made a good arrangement, so he made such a happy decision.

It's not pleasant at all for other Autobots.

"Brother actually...!"

"I promised to go on a date with Starscream!"

"Brother, he...!!"

"With that Starscream!!"

"Two people alone...!"

"Dating!!!"

No, we have to stop it! ! ! !

This is where the chaos begins.

Starscream didn't expect this to cause chaos.So when he came back to the room and saw the robot dog, he was taken aback and was completely unprepared.

"Robot dog? Did Master Megatron tell you to come and find me?"

"Of course not, my old Da Da Bo wants to talk to you."

Starscream was a little disappointed, but he also guessed that he had watched the entire communication between Lord Megatron and Optimus Prime before, and being sold by his boss without hesitation made him quite hurt.However, he thought it was because the red pillar had the same beliefs as Master Megatron, so the boss let him stay here to coordinate friendly cooperation between the two parties or something.Wouldn't he be so thoroughly disliked by Lord Megatron, would he?

"Starscream, I heard that you are doing well with the Autobots." Soundwave communicated with Starscream through the robot dog.

"What are you talking about, Sonic, although they are good people and different from the Autobots I used to know, I still have a heart for the Decepticons and always want to return to my God."

"Unfortunately, Starscream, you can't come back for the time being. Staying over there is a task arranged by Master Megatron himself, and you can't come back until you complete the task."

"Huh? Why didn't Master Megatron give me an order directly? What is the specific task?"

"Of course it is to find the weakness of the Autobots, especially their leader Optimus Prime. Although they look friendly, the Autobots are still Autobots, and it is their nature to fight against us Decepticons. So you have to take advantage of your The time there is to get to know them and their weaknesses thoroughly."

Starscream thought: "Weakness... I have no chance to know this kind of secret."

"No, you have plenty of time and opportunities. Tomorrow, don't you have an appointment with PRIME?"

Starscream nodded, Sonic, a voyeur, really couldn't hide anything from him.

"I'm here to arrange the itinerary and route for you. You have to take this opportunity to get close to PRIME and achieve your goal. This is all for Master Megatron."

When Starscream heard that it was for his own god, he nodded without hesitation.Besides, the sound wave has always been reliable, whether it is the sound wave in memory or the sound wave that prefers to play the silent 007 wind.

"First of all, you have to go to the playground first."

"Huh? Why?"

"PRIME originally ordered an energy package to celebrate Ambulance's birthday at a restaurant 20 kilometers away from the playground. If you invite him to the playground, he will definitely take you there to eat the package. In this way, you can get close. "

Starscream nodded half-understanding, and at the same time took out the data pad to record.

"After eating the set meal, you can suggest to go for a walk. Of course, the real intention of this walk is to get rid of the Autobots who have been following you. I speculate that they will follow you tomorrow, deliberately making trouble, and not letting you know too much first-hand information about the leader. .”

Starscream nodded and went on a walk to shake off the stalker.

"I've also arranged the walking route for you. It's a sandy road that can easily consume Prime's physical strength. You can record his speed and endurance along the way. This will be precious information."

"Get the speed record, understand."

"The sand will run into the crevices of his armor, he is a ground unit after all. So after you have seen the scenery at this landmark, you take him to the nearby maintenance station to clean him up, so you can see him remove the outer armor Timing body data."

"Clean up, record the data, okay." Starscream began to worship the sound waves, the arrangements were really tight and tight!

"Basically one day has passed in this way. Remember to thank him for taking you out for a day, and say that he will return his favor next time. This way you can approach him smoothly to obtain more information next time."

"I see. Just one question, Sonic, when can I go back? Am I doing something wrong, and I always feel that Lord Megatron... doesn't want to see me?"

The sound wave was silent for a few seconds: "It's your illusion, Lord Megatron still misses you very much. If you can do meritorious service, Lord Megatron will be happy."

okay!

Starscream clenched his fists, in order to please Lord Megatron, he must successfully complete the task!

"By the way, remember to wax before going out tomorrow, don't lose face of Lord Megatron."

"Yeah, I got it!"

[Boss, are you a little too dark?He actually came up with a trick to get Starscream to seduce PRIME so badly! ! 】The robot dog couldn't help complaining on the inside.

[It's rare that PRIME has a loophole. He seems to have a good liking for this character of Starscream, and he likes it very much.Besides, besides seducing Starscream, what else could it be used for?All for the good of the Decepticons. 】The robot dog solemnly mourned for Starscream, remembering that it was the same with Tianhuo before... Forget it, the boss said that if you want to do it, you have to do it.I hope you are not played to death, Amen.

At this time, Starscream still didn't know that he was silently sold by his trusted teammate, so he reviewed the robot dog with confidence and enthusiasm and left his homework from Sonic/【cross out】dating【cross out】/investigate Qingtian Post the script and execute it immediately.

So, Optimus Prime, who went out with Starscream the next day, had a gloomy illusion from the very beginning, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

"Starscream, is this your first time hanging out with someone?"

Optimus Prime felt that this direction was a bit wrong, how did Starscream look so glamorous today, this car was so shiny!If it wasn't that he was thinking too much, it was that Starscream was thinking too much.

"Well, because Lord Megatron is always busy, other people are too embarrassed to ask me to hang out when I help Lord Megatron. As for TC and Naobao, they are not outsiders. When they ask me to hang out We are all very casual." Starscream nodded, "I asked my friend yesterday, and he said that you have to dress better when you go out with someone so as not to be rude."

Optimus Prime slipped a drop of condensate, ah, that's right!Conversely, I was a little too informal and rude.So Optimus Prime began to regret that he didn't think of this before the trip, and now standing with Starscream, the layer of soil on his body is quite conspicuous.

"Well, please wait for me for a few minutes, just a few minutes, I will solve something quickly."

I saw our leader disappear at a lightning speed and come back at the same speed.Thank you for the human automatic car wash!Since the base is equipped with this, a quick shower and wax is not a problem!

"Let's go."

"OK, all right."

... At this time, the Autobots who were secretly peeping were discussing a lot, and they were almost excited.

"The leader——!"

"Washing and waxing the car!!"

"Go out with Starscream, wash and wax cars!!"

"It really is a date!!!"

"No, we must hinder them, we cannot let Starscream's beautiful car plan succeed!!"

Probably as soon as he went out, the leader noticed his companions following behind.

Nonsense, the base is in a deserted place, you are driving well in front of you, and there are such a large group of cars behind you, surrounded by scorched earth and rocks, this scumbag is too conspicuous!What are these guys doing? !

At this moment, Optimus Prime hadn't realized everyone's good intentions, and only thought that everyone might be on guard against Starscream before sneaking along, so he refrained from bothering him.

"Where do you want to go, Starscream?"

The leader is the leader after all, very politely asked about Starscream's plan.

"amusement park."

"—?!"

Optimus Prime couldn't help the wheels spinning.

"amusement park?"

"That's right! I've wanted to go to the amusement park for a long time. This ticket also comes with a package ticket for the aquarium. We can also take this opportunity to learn about the aquatic life of Blue Star. I've already booked the ticket online. Look at the map. far away?"

Optimus Prime silently received the coordinates sent by Starscream, and silently compared it with the map, sure enough.

"Starscream, you bought tickets for the Earth Amusement Park and the Aquarium."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"People on Earth don't have entertainment devices suitable for Cyborgs. This amusement park is for humans, and we Cybertronians can't play it. The same is true for the aquarium. It's indoors, and the door is too small for us."

"……ah!??"

Starscream seemed to be struck by lightning, how could that be! !Ah, he didn't think of that at all, and he still calls himself a scientist, what a shame!

"Then, what should I do? I bought the ticket for nothing? I still paid by credit card, and the money has already been deducted."

"It's my fault. I should communicate with you in advance to confirm the itinerary."

"It's too wasteful to throw away, Optimus Prime, don't you have a few human friends? Pass the tickets to them. Anyway, there is no date limit for the tickets in the playground, and they can play anytime."

Immediately, Optimus Prime's favorability increased, and his original defense against Starscream also dropped a lot: "That's too embarrassing, and didn't you waste your money for nothing?"

"It's not a waste if someone can have fun."

"makes sense."

After thinking about it, Optimus Prime turned the car and drove in another direction.Although Starscream was puzzled, he still followed.

"What's up, Optimus Prime, where are we going?"

"Amusement parks probably won't work, but studying aquatic life can still help."

This plan is different.Starscream thought to himself.But he was a little curious about how PRIME would arrange it.

The two drove to the seaside, and there was a big ship on the shore, which was not too big for the Cybertronians to get on board.The Blue Star people above saw Optimus Prime and saluted together, and then the two went up.

"Thank you for lending me the boat, Captain."

"Small, I just need to report this kind of thing to my superiors and say that it is a joint military exercise with the Cybertronians, and I can borrow it easily. I know that you big guys don't usually go into the water by yourself, so finding a boat that fits your size is also easy." Not easy."

The captain in military uniform said with a smile.

"And this is a friendly exchange, knowing about your Blue Star's holiday life."

Starscream was surprised, no matter which PRIME he had in mind, he was very rigid and serious, but he didn't expect that there would be such a time when he was so close to the people and even a little cunning.

"It's easy to make a hook with a cable and a steel bar. Let's go fishing!"

No, it's funny.

Three rows of black lines slid down Starscream's head.

Is it really okay to use the human army and borrow a warship just for fishing? !

But then Starscream knew that there was a huge mysterious marine creature on this waterway, and many fishing boats had been attacked, and some cruise ships were also damaged, so Zhuzi wanted to take a boat to take a look.As the Blue Stars said, the Cybertronians are metal life forms after all, and seawater is very corrosive to them.

Starscream felt that this was a good opportunity to learn about Optimus Prime's combat power and get a feel for the enemy's fundamentals.

So the two happily boarded the boat and went to the journey of One Piece (what the hell!!) ~ At this time, the Autobots who rushed to the shore but there was no boat and could only go there were excited again.

"They ran away!"

"Let's go to sea together!"

"What if the leader doesn't come back?"

"What are you talking about? How could the leader elope with Starscream!!"

"The leader elopes with Starscream? No, the leader wants to elope with Starscream, tell the police immediately!!!"

...Then it spread to the Autobot base, and the news became: The leader, who was chased by all the brothers and couldn't get a date, got anxious and pulled Starscream onto a small boat (!!) bound for Squid Island (?!) The two eloped! !

"What the hell is this!!"

The police car rule who stayed at the base heard the news and took it for granted (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

Meanwhile, the Decepticon base.

"Pfft...hahaha...haha..."

Megatron turned his head with a very strange expression, what did he hear just now, laughter?Impossible, there are only sound waves behind him, auditory hallucinations?

"What's the matter, Sonic, do you need to check the system?" The leader said that I still care about the physical and mental health of my subordinates.

"Excuse me, Lord Megatron. Just intercepted a message from the Autobots."

"speak."

"Today at XX seconds at XX hours, Optimus Prime, the leader of my Autobots, was abducted by the cunning, cunning and unforgivable Robot Starscream from the Decepticons. All members are now notified, and rewards will be given to those who find them, regardless of whether they are Blue Stars or Cybertronians."

"...What the hell is this!!!"