[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

The origin, course, and result of the event can be summed up in one sentence.

When the boss of the Decepticons PK the Big Brother Autobots, he lost again, and it was all Starscream's fault.

That's right, if you've watched FATE, you'll know that many of the mistakes in our world are actually Tokiomi's fault. In Cybertron—especially in the Decepticons, this person is called Starscream instead of Tokiomi.

Anyway, it's Starscream's fault that we lost!Everyone in the Decepticons, including the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron, thought so, even though Starscream didn't even go to the battlefield this time.

"Starscream!!!"

"Huh? PARDON (say again)?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to be a ghost!" Mr. Wei didn't get angry, and directly came to Lushan Shenglongba.

So Starscream was slapped on the wall by the boss on the basis of not knowing what happened at all.

Well, so far, it's not too different from any good day for Decepticons, really.

The thing is, when Starscream wakes up, something...he's not quite the same.

"Tsk tsk, wasting my good paint, when he wakes up, he will have to come back."

"...?"

Starscream was a little confused in the haze, who is this?It sounded like a knock down, but this glib tone was completely different from the honest and cautious knock down he knew.

"What happened?"

Starscream finally opened the optical mirror, and when his eyes locked on Kodown, he was sure and certain that this was really just a person who looked like him.

It's absolutely unscientific how Knockout, who is proud of being soil gray all the year round, can be dyed so coquettishly.

"Ah, could it be that the memory module was not online and was beaten by Master Megatron?"

Knockdown looked at Starscream hesitantly. To be honest, his medical skills are just average. Shouldn't he ask Hook to come over and take a look?

"You were the only one who was beaten up and your whole family was beaten up! No matter who you are, those who slander my god are my enemies!"

Starscream jumped up from the charging bed, raising the radiation gun in a guarded posture.

"You... just... said... what...? Your... god...? My processor... processor..."

This bright TF looked like he didn't know whether it was too high or in pain, and he knelt down half-kneeling while clutching his CPU.

"That's right, my god is also the future of Cybertron, who else but Lord Megatron!"

Knockdown looked like he had eaten someone else's engine oil, and reached out to open the communication device tremblingly.

"Hook... come here... Starscream needs repair... and... I also need... repair..."

Starscream was puzzled by the smoldering Knockdown in front of him, why did this brother lie dead before I shot him?

Who is Starscream?The best student of the Academy of Sciences, whose IQ far surpasses other Decepticons' scientific research models, he has given the most likely reasoning for what is happening now in the shortest time.

Knock down the infection virus! !

This was Starscream's first reaction.

So I was lying on the charging bed before, and it was also in a state of maintenance because of a virus infection?The color of the knocked down body is so unscrupulous, did it also become self-mutilated after being infected with the virus?

oh!Suffered!If it's a contagious virus spreading everywhere, what about Lord Megatron?

"Master Megatron, I have to find Master Megatron!"

Starscream ran out, grabbed someone and asked where Megatron was.

Of course, we won't go into details about how he asked, and what bizarre incidents were caused by the way of asking, and we will announce the results.

When Hook received the notification and came to overhaul Knockdown and Starscream, he saw many rickety machines along the way, all of which had overheated CPUs and told them to be running and smoking. The death conditions were so miserable!

"What's going on, why are there corpses everywhere?"

The hook picked up a machine in a semi-discarded state and asked about the situation.

"Scarlet...Starscream...he...he's broken...he's called Lord Megatron...he's his only god..."

The dying machine spat out such a sentence, and the logic was locked.

Even if the hook had been prepared in the core, it stuck for a few seconds.He looked at the devastated creatures in front of him, walked along the 'corpse' to find the culprit, and quickly connected to the internal channel of the Decepticons.

"Master Sonic, please notify everyone! Starscream is suspected to be infected with the virus and needs to be quarantined immediately! Anyone who sees him should not approach or talk to him! Sonic... Sir??"

The hook stopped, and Jiongjiong looked at the intelligence officer who was leaning on the wall and shaking all over, desperately beating the wall, who seemed to be half-dead from laughter.

"Master Sonic, you also need to search."

"Me? I wasn't poisoned, it's just...ha...cough...starscream...he actually...hahaha...cough..."

Hook immediately picked up the medical tools and walked towards the intelligence officer.

The virus has been infected, and the confirmation is complete.

"Wait, hook, stop, I really don't have the virus!"

"People who are sick say that, don't be afraid, just take a bite, it doesn't hurt."

"They all said no!!"

"Please cooperate, Mr. Intelligence Officer."

Soundwave looked at the medical officer who was walking towards him with a huge monitoring needle, and a drop of condensation slid from his head.

When the FRAG (equivalent to FU*K) Starscream family was in the sonic core, Starscream had no sense of being the culprit at all.He finally found what he was looking for—

"Master Megatron! Are you all right? Are you in any danger? Oh, Master Megatron! Your paint, why is your paint gray!"

Starscream looked like a dead family, and the optical mirror was dripping with cleaning fluid!

"It's really scary, it's so cruel! It turned into gray, how could it be gray! Obviously white is more suitable for you!!"

Megatron silently put down the fusion cannon he just raised, which song is this singing?But since he asked sincerely, let him tell him mercifully.

"Idiot, I fly in the air, and gray is the best protective color. Paint it white, are you making me a moving target!"

Starscream switched from sadness to ecstasy mode in an instant: "Ah, indeed! As expected of Lord Megatron, my soul teacher, my spiritual leader, my great and unique god, unexpectedly came up with such a good plan to deceive the enemy! "

It took Megatron a minute and a half before he raised his hand to open the communicator.

"Hey, where is the slag that knocked you down! Who dare you to release him without repairing him! Send it for repair, and install his brain module for me!!"

As expected of an invincible leader, he is extremely resistant to blows and hasn't smoked yet.

"No, don't worry about me, my dear Lord Megatron, I'm all right. Oh! If you worry about me again, my heart will melt. Thank you."

Starscream turned her head shyly and said.

Megatron accidentally crushed the external communicator.

Shame... shy you scum!Who is this, I don't know! ! !

After all, the leader is a leader, and within less than half a minute of seeing his adjutant, he had vaguely realized that this was not the Starscream he knew before him.

"Sound Wave (Yuan Fang), what do you think?"

"My lord, I think there's something wrong with Starscream."

"..." I know this is not nonsense!

"I found out his thoughts. In his mind, the settings of our Decepticons and Autobots are completely opposite, including his own character and logic settings. Moreover, his thinking is very clear and complete, and the sense of reality is quite realistic. It doesn't look like Ordinary brain supplement."

It's rare for Sonic to say so many things at once, even if it's a mechanical sound, all the machines including Megatron are like [Pushen also gives benefits in the New Year! 】Looking like.

Note that this event happened before the invasion of the mirror world, so the Decepticons couldn’t figure out why Starscream’s thinking was reversed, and finally participated in the long-distance video diagnosis. Logic—this logic is accepted by everyone.It should be said that the Decepticons have long had the consensus that 'no matter how unbelievable things are, it's normal for Starscream to happen to him'.

Shockwave said, this is an interesting case, my lord, quickly send him to Cybertron, and I will take a thorough look at it from the inside out; cut off contact.Megatron suspected that Starscream had some conspiracy, and wanted to see what kind of tricks he was playing behind him.As for Sonic, he is purely a sense of crisis. If he says OK now, there is no guarantee that Shockwave will request to dismantle himself who can read cores for the same reason.

Fortunately, even if the emotional circuit is disabled, this guy's professional skills are still there, so he doesn't have to think about finding another air force commander to help him lead the empty team.Fortunately, although the emotional circuit is disabled and the memory seems to be chaotic, the points of this product seem to be redistributed to professional skills and scientific research capabilities. There are several projects that have been stopped due to technology. It can be restarted, so Mr. Wei hoped that Starscream would be brain-dead for a while, at least to complete these projects.

However, he also added a warning to other people, must not let Starscream notice, their decepticons' nature is actually completely opposite to Starscream's 'knowledge', in case this guy thinks we are evil again Running to help the Autobots would not be worth the candle.

"Lord Megatron, is it the same as last time with Orion?" Knockdown reacted the fastest.

"Yep."

"You really like to play this meme." You don't need to work hard as a film king yourself, do you know that our subordinates are very tired and tired!

"Actually, if he can generate higher value, I don't mind if he continues to be brainless. Starscream, can the projects mentioned just now be completed?"

"Oh! Of course, as long as it is your order, whether it is a smelting furnace or an autobot lair (a mountain of knives and a sea of ​​fire), I will go for you, for my god... (~￣0￣)ブ"

The iron skin of Megatron's whole body trembled when he was hugged, and almost squeezed out of the gap in the mecha, which was similar to the island called Jipi Gada that humans said.

"It's better to cure him after the project is completed, you guys, go and study how to cure him immediately!"

"Pfft... yes, Lord Megatron."