[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

Xiao Zhuge considers himself a broad-minded person, oh, really.

Of course, this has something to do with the fact that the tasks on him should not be too eye-catching, but generally speaking, he decided to swallow his resentment for drifting silently, and spend more time and energy doing things that he needs to do more, such as , a brand new potion.

"Heh heh heh heh heh, with this potion, I can... what a genius..."

I think whoever saw Xiao Zhuge holding a reagent with a weird smile would be curious, right?So this is what a perceptron that just arrived in the lab saw.In view of the last lesson, the perceptron did not rush forward, but greeted first.

"Hi, little Zhuge."

Little Zhuge turned his head abruptly, scrambling to grab the potion that almost fell to the ground.

"What is that, is it poisonous?"

This is the first reaction of the sensor, but fortunately it didn't fall on a person this time.

"Well, it's not poisonous. Believe me, it's really not poisonous."

Perceptron expressed doubts about this, last time Xiao Zhuge lied to him, saying that it hurt the optical mirror, but it was actually a transparent potion.Well, it is true that the visual effect of being sprayed on the body hurts the optics. Is the drug really okay this time?

"What kind of medicine is that? To be honest, if I hide the facts like last time, I won't conduct joint experiments with you."

Oh, this threat is quite fatal to Xiao Zhuge, so he turned around to clean up the table and answered seriously.

"Okay, okay, this is just a medicine that regulates the body's circulation, and as long as this medicine is not ingested, it is harmless. I'm not lying. By the way, Perceptron, would you like some energy biscuits and drinks? "

In fact, Perceptron doesn't like snacks, except for energy biscuits. For some reason, he just likes the wonderful taste of these small snacks.So he nodded and walked over to accept the warm hospitality of his colleagues.

Yes, Xiao Zhuge was very enthusiastic today and poured him several glasses of drinks. Although the perceptron was a bit strange, he still drank all of them.

"Tsk, this is impossible, this is unscientific..."

Little Zhuge poured himself a drink with a strange expression, and drank it in one gulp.

"You want to ask why I can drink your potion if I add it to the drink? I just upgraded myself a while ago, and installed a universal filter decomposer in the body, which will filter the chemical substances that affect the disorder of the body."

When the perceptron spit out such a sentence, little Zhuge almost choked to death.

"What's the matter? You just said it's just a medicine to regulate the body's circulation, right?"

Perceptron stared at Xiao Zhuge in some puzzlement, and his embarrassed colleague immediately nodded.

"What is the specific effect?"

"Effect... no... no effect..." Damn it is so hot! "Just to improve circulation, no big deal, really..." God, I'm dying!Damn damn damn damn! !

"I... I'm going to the toilet..."

Seeing that Xiao Zhuge's face was red and his ears were red, the perceptron quickly left while covering his face, and looked at the drink in his hand as if he had realized something.This, is it something like a laxative?Little Zhuge probably wanted to make a fool of himself, so he poured it into the drink, right?

But this thing can be shown to the ambulance, maybe it can be used in the treatment of those TF who have shit.

The perceptron came to the medical room with a drink, and saw that Drift was lying on the machine tool in a mess and was undergoing maintenance.

"Drift, are you okay?"

"Haha, hahahaha... It's okay, okay."

Drift smiled dryly and peeked at the ambulance which was adjusting the treatment equipment.That's right, he was beaten badly by the ambulance last time.

"By the way, thank you very much last time. If it wasn't for you, Xiao Zhuge might have dismantled me to study my body structure while I was in a coma."

Perceptron thanked you solemnly.

"No, it's all right."

The swordsman feels sorry for himself, why are you so slow!That guy wants to dismantle you, but the purpose is not to study any structure!Tsk, but slowness also has its benefits, at least the professor didn't realize that it wasn't just Xiao Zhuge who had evil intentions at that time.

Thinking back to the scene at that time, the swordsman felt thirsty, oh, if it wasn't for the wrench from the ambulance, he...

"drift?"

"Huh? Ah, no, nothing. Is this a drink for me, thank you!"

Drift drank the drink in his hand before the sensor could react.

"Wait, Drift, there's... a potion made by Xiao Zhuge in it, he said it promotes the body's circulation."

It was too late for the perceptron to explain, and the swordsman really wanted to cry at this time.Medicine, what medicine?Promote body circulation?Scumbag, this scumbag little Zhuge will settle accounts with him one day!

"Little Zhuge did it?"

The ambulance felt that something was wrong, so he came over and picked up the potion and smelled it, then looked at the swordsman's rapidly warming body and awkward expression, and immediately understood everything.

"I think, Perceptron, you'd better get out."

"...?"

"That's right, Drift also needs a good rest, you can keep that weird drink, don't give it to others to drink."

Perceptron nodded, and walked out of the emergency room following the doctor's arrangement.

"Help...ambulance..."

Drift murmured and struggled wanting to cry but did not get up from the bed in the end.

"I know, little slag, it's not your fault this time. No one would have thought that the sensor would have no understanding of aphrodisiac potions." Ambulance raised his hands in pity, and moved his fingers, "So this time I will help you."

Drift shook his head desperately, no, you black-bellied doctor will make my life worse than death! !Help! ! ! !

The perceptron on the way back seemed to hear a screaming sound from a distance. He looked back and thought that today was another peaceful day.