Can a psychic become a conjurer?

"Osamu Dazai! What kind of moth are you messing with? Are you here to travel by leading such a group of people to the port mafia?!"

An exasperated voice quickly drew closer from a distant place, and Nakahara Nakaya's foot landed on the ground, leaving a deep footprint and crack.

"I came to visit and greeted Mr. Mori. Do you have any questions?" Osamu Dazai pointed at the bottom of his feet with a flag and condemned him, "Look at you, you destroy the public property of the organization every day, port More than half of the reason for the mafia's financial crisis is due to you. And you directly destroy the floor tiles at the door, which will affect the image of the organization."

Zhong Yuan stood with his hips akimbo: "I want you to take care of it, are you a member of our organization?"

"This is a kind reminder from me. Look at this," Osamu Dazai pulled Sawada Tsunayoshi to him and gave him a grand introduction, "This is the world's number one mafia, the tenth generation of Vongola. Special Invited to visit the headquarters, your actions have already left a very bad impression on him, and made him very disappointed with the port mafia."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Huh?

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard the words and leaned back a bit, seeing that the boy was only a little embarrassed, but he didn't refute Dazai Osamu's words that he was the tenth generation of Pengelie, so he believed it half to eighty percent in his heart.

Although Osamu Dazai has no taste, he usually doesn't joke about such things.

"Sorry, I was rude." He took off his hat and apologized readily, "I made you laugh, do you want me to take you to meet the leader?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi found room for himself to speak from the tit-for-tat atmosphere between the two, and quickly said: "No, I didn't think you were rude. If you have to say something, our behavior is more abrupt."

Gojo Satoru suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled him to the back, Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "I'll take him to see Mr. Mori, you can send us a message on errands."

Nakahara Chuya: "What did you do in the middle?"

She: "Ah Gang is my student, and I am teaching him how to be a good mafia leader recently."

"Misunderstanding my son." Due to the presence of the future leader of an important organization, Nakahara Chuya maintained the demeanor and rationality that a mafia cadre should have, stared at Osamu Dazai and left.

Osamu Dazai opened the door and looked inside for a while, saw a familiar figure, his eyes lit up: "Liyuan, come here."

Liyuan Michizao, who was sent undercover by the military and police and had just passed the assessment and lurked in for only three days: I'm so scared, don't come here! ! !

Despite all the shouts in his heart, he still ran over with his usual expression, full of questions: "You are?"

"Osamu Dazai." She simply reported her name, "Please take my students to visit the things you can visit. I will see you after I meet Mr. Mori."

"This...is not within the scope of my work?"

"If you don't agree, I will send you back to the hound."

Tachihara Michizao's expression was blank.

Damn, she actually said it!

Why on earth did she know? Did her hand reach into the military police?

What should I do, do I have time to run now?

For him who was repeatedly reminded by his superiors with such words as "Never mess with Osamu Dazai", "Run when you see her", "Don't try to deceive her if you can't run away", the first time with the other party... Meeting him made him realize the correctness of these words.

Is this the beating of society?

"What did you say to him, why did it seem to scare him stupid?" Gojo Satoru poked his head in from Dazai Osamu's head, stared at Tachihara Michizo and said, "Soldiers are also here to join the mafia these days?"

Liyuan Daozao, feel the beatings of the society X2

After arranging for the younger brother to take the children to play, Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru took Sawada Tsunayoshi all the way up to the [-]th floor.

"You seem to be very familiar with this place." Wujo Wujo took (robbed) the gun of the port mafia boy in the elevator, curious about her previous experience.

"Indeed. I am most familiar with the chief's office where Mr. Mori works. How to break in, where is suitable for sniping, where is suitable for hiding killers, and where is suitable for setting up organs. No one knows how to assassinate the port mafia better than me." leader."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Are you guys really here to visit?

The little brother in the elevator: ...does the leader really want these two people to meet you?

Mori Ogai who is watching the surveillance: the smile gradually disappears jpg.

The elevator opened, and the original inspection procedure was canceled directly. In order to save the face of his leader (?), Mori Ogai sent them all away.

Those people could not have been expected to protect him in front of these two people.

"It is written in my will that once I die, I will hand over the position of leader to you, Dazai." Mori Ogai sat on the leader's desk, with his usual kind (insidious) smile on his face, "Of course you If you are willing to perform that for me, I can immediately write a notice of passing."

That's what a perverted uncle asked many times to let him take a look at the cute and beautiful young Zai.

Osamu Dazai was expressionless: "If it weren't for the need for the existence of a leader in the port mafia, you would have been sent to the supernatural prison by me."

Gojo Satoru: "Where is it so troublesome, I can kill him directly."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: I dare not speak jpg.

"You are becoming more and more unlovable now."

Mori Ogai said sadly, his face changed instantly, and he talked with Sawada Tsunayoshi: "You are the Judaime of Vongola? You are unexpectedly young and cute."

Sawada Tsunayoshi has not yet reacted from the jumping topic, he was at a loss for a while, and said polite words not very skillfully: "Yes, yes, it is very nice to meet you, please give me your advice."

Osamu Dazai pressed his head, pointed at Mori Ogai and said, "I brought you here to show you what a serious mafia leader looks like."

In the industry of mafia leaders, Mori Ogai is indeed a textbook excellence.

Taking the interests of the organization as the primary goal, being cold, rational, scheming, using violence, and paying attention to rules, even disregarding one's own thoughts.

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at Mori Ogai in confusion.

The other party was wearing a black coat with a suit inside, a red scarf, and white gloves with big backs.He looks like a mafia, but his demeanor is unexpectedly kind, and his speech is also humorous.

But he instinctively felt that the other party was dangerous.

It is the type that is still smiling at you now, and will kill you the next moment.

It's totally... impossible to imitate.

"I didn't mean for you to imitate him... Forget it, Mr. Sen, let's do some missions. I will take the students to experience the life of the mafia."

Osamu Dazai caught the stack of documents thrown by Mori Ogai, and dragged the unknown Sawada Tsunayoshi away.

This kid doesn't have a correct understanding of the mafia, and it's hard to grasp the essence.

Yes, it can be challenging.

Tachihara Michizo led a group of students to visit the five buildings of the Port Mafia, gave a rough explanation of the various facilities, and thought that he was a tour guide for the student tour group.

On the third day after coming here, he had already begun to miss the rigorous and mechanical training.

Three people in black suits came from a distance, two of them were grown men and women with cool long coats on their shoulders and cool sunglasses, walking at a social pace.The other minor was wearing a suit that didn't fit well, and was surrounded by the two of them, exuding a weak and helpless aura.

Osamu Dazai walked up to them and said enthusiastically, "I've been waiting for a long time, come here, I'll take you to experience a day in an ordinary mafia. Let's start with the task."

students:?Come out for fun, you want us to go out on a mission?

But fortunately, the main target of persecution is not them, but the new toy of the two teachers, Tsunayoshi Sawada.

They only need to deal with tasks such as "mediating the derailed director and his wife of a company affiliated with the port mafia", "delivering confidential documents", and "sending representatives of other organizations who do not want to trade". on site.

When he was about to be beaten to death, Reborn, who was squatting in the corner watching the situation, beat him to death.

Those who heard it were sad and wept.

When Osamu Dazai read their mission report at night, he almost shed tears.

"Megumi and Nagasaki beat up the director, and Yuuhito was harassed by X while comforting the director's wife and then was dragged away by Junpei, and then the remaining two directly sent the couple to divorce and they ended up If you don't want a divorce, you will come back?"

Kinezaki nodded affirmatively under her confirming eyes: "Yes, this is the whole process."

"Well...the two of them are in a political marriage, of course it is impossible to divorce. The original intention of this task is to let the director's wife calm down a bit so as not to affect the business. As far as the result is concerned, it is barely qualified."

Osamu Dazai opened the next one, and Gojo Satoru leaned over and read out the above content: "Yi Gu and Goujuan delivered confidential documents, halfway there they found it was empty, and then they went back and bumped into the person who stole the documents and beat them up. And set off with the correct documents, met all kinds of people along the way, and ended up with the documents invalidated because they were late?"

Dog Roll: "Salmon."

Osamu Dazai sneered: "No wonder the doctor from the medical department called me and scolded me just now. It turned out to be a good thing you two did."

Yigu Youtai: "How could this be? The ones who have assigned us tasks, why haven't they given us the real documents?"

"Why do you think they will give the real confidential documents to outsiders?"

Osamu Dazai's rhetorical question hurt the boy's heart, and Yi Gu felt that in this world where minors are forced to become social animals, there is no even the most basic trust, so it's better to stay in the high school and play with the super magic spirit (Leo Hu: Don't beat me, Go away).

After dispatching the two to the infirmary to help, Osamu Dazai eased his emotions and opened the third copy: "Maki and Panda went to negotiate with people. Halfway through the negotiation, the Animal Protection Association and the local government sent people to catch pandas? Hiss— —”

Pan Da hugged the bamboo that the government staff insisted on giving him, and was also very speechless: "Those people don't talk about martial arts, they fight if they want to, why report Maki for stealing international treasures?"

Maki almost dropped her glasses to the ground: "Who would have thought that I would go to the police station for such a reason?!"

This is much better than insulting people by beating them up!

If she hadn't brought her ID, she would have called Osamu Dazai to fetch her, and this incident would definitely be laughed at by these guys for several years.

Osamu Dazai couldn't hold back his laughter, Gojo Satoru just laughed out loud, and the two laughed unscrupulously for a while under her angry eyes, and Osamu Dazai pretended to comfort her: "This incident also shows that everyone is generally very happy. It's a good thing to protect the consciousness of animals, so don't worry too much about it, Maki, and treat you to dinner tonight."

The remaining dozens of tasks were all completed by Akutagawa Kyoka and Atsushi.

"So, A Gang who is still alive is already very talented."

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had just come out of the medical room with Akiko Yosano, looked at Osamu Dazai who said this dumbly, wondering if he would be caught when he went to Antarctica to dig oil with his father.

After returning to school and entering normal study and life, he looked at the seniors who ran 50 meters in three seconds casually, threw people who weighed 160 pounds for fun, and could eat ten bowls of meals, holding the long-accustomed Yoshino Junpei trembled.

It turned out that the other party was only superficially thin, and he got up early and ran around the back mountain for an hour without panting.

Junpei touched his fluffy hair and comforted him like an angel: "You will get used to it and be assimilated after a long time."

Because you never know how perverted your teacher can be.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Thank you, I was not comforted at all.

When Hayato and his group, who finally passed the application, came to visit Judaime at the Tokyo School of Curse Arts, they were pleasantly surprised to find that the other party seemed to have been completely reborn, and his spirit and spirit had undergone tremendous changes.

At least when Gokuji Hayato tried to throw a few bombs to celebrate, he could throw the bombs into the air and burn them with dead air flames without changing his face, while teaching him not to destroy the school environment.

Many years later, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who has become the leader of Vongola, who is revered and admired by thousands of people, would occasionally dream back to his teenage years in the middle of the night, and then wake up in the middle of the night.

And when outsiders ask about his three awesome teachers, he will answer with a smile: "reborn is my guide (the root of all evil), he also taught me when Mr. Dazai and Mr. Gojo taught me. Provided a lot of help (provided his escape direction and even coordinates after he ran away), and when I was in a low mood, it also cheered me up a few times (the dead air was full of bullets)."

"As for Dazai-sensei and Gojo-sensei, they are very good, strong, and loving. I hope they can live happily together." Instead of running out to harm others.

About Ranking Futa's Little Theater:

1.

Nagasaki Yaqiangwei has a knotweed Yuren in her left hand and Nakajima Atsushi in her right hand, and the others surround Fengtai.

Feng Tai: "What are you doing?"

Nazaki: "Tell me, who is the cutest little tiger in Gaozhuan?"

Feng Tai had a question mark on his face: "Aren't these two human beings?"

Youren & Dundun (with tears streaming down their face): "Thank you for your affirmation."

2.

As we all know, a conjurer who can't fight in close quarters is not a good sandbag. Everyone is very curious about the ranking of people's physical strength in the high school.

Feng Tai: "No.1, Xia Youjie."

Maki: "This is not a human being."

Nagasaki: "This is not our high school."

Feng Tai has already learned to ignore their words, and continued to read: "No.2, Fu Heisher."

Xia Youjie: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Gojo Satoru: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Fu Heihui smiled quietly.

"No.3, Knotweed Yuren."

Fuheshier: "It's really useless, Maki, none of the top three."

"No.4, Zenyuan Maki."

At this time, Maki has already dragged Knotweed Yuren to exercise. (Huzi:?)