Can a psychic become a conjurer?

At the beginning of summer school, both Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru received painful news.

A few new students who were expected to come to the Tokyo school were sent to the Kyoto school overnight by their parents. They had forgotten the time because they had so much fun. The Kyoto school has completed the admission procedures.

In other words, there are no new students in the first season of the Tokyo school.

"This is absolutely, absolutely unacceptable!" Wujo Satoru said loudly, "As the head teacher of the first grade, I will never allow myself to lose my job!!"

After finishing speaking, he pulled Osamu Dazai's hand pitifully and felt wronged: "I am a super magician, and I am also the strongest, they will definitely regret it!"

"Yeah." Dazai Osamu comforted him by touching his head, "This group of people don't know what kind of peerless teacher they missed, just wait for our students ⒊ their heads."

Gojo Satoru: "Give them the Tokyo school."

Fu Heihui: "You don't want to say scary things casually there, okay?"

Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up when he saw him: "Ki-kun!"

After being solemnly called Hui Jun, Fu Hei Hui was a little flattered: "Huh?"

"Come on, let's go to recruit students."

He: "...do you think conjurers are running around all over the street?"

Gojo Satoru: "Don't be so stuck in the standard, no matter what it is, we can teach it."

Whether it is a conjurer, a supernatural person or an onmyoji, or even a non-human, they can teach it.

Fu Heihui didn't know what happened. When he came back to his senses, a group of people from their high school were already standing on the streets of Ikebukuro.

Osamu Dazai spoke eloquently: "I will show you today what it means to be full of talents."

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Surrounded by conjurers, Lehu broke down and said, "What did you bring me out for, what did you do!"

Gojo Satoru has already cheered up in advance: "It's my suggestion, anyone who sees you later will be our student candidate!"

The two little witty ghosts clapped hands in agreement, and wandered around the street hand in hand, ready to pick a lucky passerby for a touch at any time.

Fu Heihui really thinks they are outrageous: "No, is it really useful for you? Although after the implementation of the new law, supernatural events have gradually become common, but it is not easy to encounter them on the street..."

"Ji Tian-kun, is that volcanic head over there a character from a new work? I always feel unhappy."

"Snapped."

A loud slap in the face.

Osamu Dazai's ears quickly caught the keyword "volcanic head" and looked over in surprise.

"Oh, it's a youthful high school girl!"

She rushed over immediately, ⒍ Kasumi Tatsumi's question "What kind of volcanic head", warmly and friendlyly shook Sonohara Anri's hand and said: "Are you interested in transferring to another school? The top two high schools in Japan, with a large footprint , rich teaching resources, single dormitories, excellent canteens, and most importantly, students are also paid.”

Gojo Satoru also rushed over: "We still have the strongest and smartest teachers, well-behaved and cute seniors, various gatekeeper spirit beasts, and a patron saint who has no sense of existence."

The sin song in Sonohara Anri's body let out a scream, which made her face turn pale, and she couldn't speak for a while.

Emperor Longzhifeng, who was going to buy drinks, rushed over angrily when he saw this scene: "What are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai never thought that he would be touched by others before he touched others.

She let go of her hand and took a step back, her face full of innocence: "I didn't do anything, is there something wrong with her that women can't touch her hands?"

It's just innocent on the surface, she actually guessed what was lodged in the other person's body, so she felt uncomfortable because of her contact.

Anri Sonohara turned pale, her eyes flickered and said, "It's not her problem, it's because I'm not feeling well. I'm sorry to make you misunderstood. Regarding your recommendation, please forgive me for not thinking of transferring schools."

Gojo Satoru put on his sunglasses and persuaded her with a stern face: "Girl, I see that your seal is black, which is a sign of being entangled and troubled by heresy and evil spirits. Our Tokyo Metropolitan Conjuration College is dedicated to solving this kind of thing." established, you can come to our school and deal with it while studying."

Anri Sonohara took a few steps back, stabilized her expression under the concerned eyes of the two male classmates, shook her head and refused: "No, thank you, I think I'm fine."

Gojo Satoru: "Little girl, you are young, don't hide your illness and avoid medical treatment~ If you don't want to transfer to another school, we also provide school smashing services here."

She still just shook her head.

When he was about to say something, Sonohara Anri's eyes suddenly turned red, and she called out "Mom".

Gojo Goto was so frightened that he backed up a few steps, clutched his chest and said in shock, "If you don't want to come, don't come. It's too cruel to call mom. I just got married not long ago, so don't frame me."

Osamu Dazai helped him, walked over to touch the little girl's hand, and put his business card into her hand: "If you change your mind, welcome to our school to register. Of course, if you just need help , or they can solve any abnormal incidents.”

Yes, the phone is Ango Sakaguchi's work number.

whee.

The first target found was declared invalid, and they had to wait for the next target to appear.

Gojo Satoru looked at Fukui Hui expectantly: "Hui, come on, let's perform that again."

Fu Heihui:?

Dazai: "Just repeat what you just said."

Fu Heihui refused to talk to the unscrupulous teacher, and threw a knotweed Youren at them.

Knotabagi Yuhito pointed at the handsome motorcycle coming from a distance: "Teacher, look! It's an urban legend!"

Gojo Satoru: "Huh?"

He: "It's the famous headless horseman! Two days ago, when I heard Mr. Dazai talking on the phone with someone, he mentioned that the headless horseman that occasionally appears in Ikebukuro is actually a fairy from Ireland."

"Wow~"

Gojo Satoru rushed up and dragged the goblin and the motorcycle together, with an excited expression: "Her motorcycle actually barks."

"Because it's a goblin's horse, very stylish, Miss Goblin."

Dazai Osamu's thumbs up and sincere praise did not get Celti's favor. After she was put down, she took out her mobile phone and pressed it vigorously and handed it to them.

[This kind of behavior can already be regarded as kidnapping, right? 】

Osamu Dazai: "Hmm... do you need me to call the police for you, Miss?"

[Call the police to arrest me? 】

[No, I seem to be legal now, it's okay, I'll go first. 】

Celti, who suddenly realized that she was legal and a little happy, decided to forgive the white-haired man for his faux pas, and rushed to deliver the order.

He took a step forward and was stopped by someone. Osamu Dazai continued to say kindly and kindly: "Are you interested in being a mascot in our high school? Among our non-human members, there is a shortage of a lovely, headless and outstanding woman like you." .”

Celty: No, get out of here.

This street without a single normal person really can't stay for a moment.jpg.

Successive failures in recruiting students and recruiting employees did not happen.

Because the streets are full of targets here.

"There are always naive little fools who feel that they are as inconspicuous as an ordinary coser when they walk on the streets where the Two-dimensional culture is popular." Osamu Dazai pointed to the man in front of him who was running around on the street with his dog ears exposed openly. The dog demon in red said, "Look, there is a wild witch next to that puppy!"

Gojo Satoru: "Wow, the aptitude looks very good. Take him to Seimei and raise him." Find something for that guy to do, so that he doesn't always come to disturb his wife when he has nothing to do.

The conversation between these two people made passers-by cast strange glances, and some whispered to discuss whether to call the police first or something.

Fortunately, Ikebukuro is a relatively free place. There are many gangsters and all kinds of perverts on the street. Since they are good-looking and have a group of people behind them who are not easy to mess with, no one calls the police.

It's just that someone rushed up and asked them if they were new forces emerging on the street, and whether black was their representative color, which made them confused.

When Higurashi Kagome took Inuyasha out, he was still wearing a hat on his head, but he didn't take long to walk on the street, and he used "those people wear strange ears, why should I wear a hat" as an excuse He took off his hat.

That's the truth, but since the implementation of the new regulations, she now sees everyone on the street as a monster, what if there is an evil onmyoji who wants to catch Inuyasha?

There is no evil onmyoji who wants to catch Inuyasha, but there are two evil magicians who want to catch her.

"stop."

A ruthless voice sounded behind her, like the urban management inspecting a street vendor, which scared her to subconsciously run forward and bumped into a person.

Although she started to brake before touching the opponent, the force of the collision was very slight, but the bones of the opponent seemed to be very bad, and she was knocked down to the ground at once, clutching his waist and began to cry.

Did she bump into the opponent's waist just now?

Kagome Higurashi thought in confusion.

"Okay, if you don't tell me to stop, you still knocked down my wife." Gojo Satoru stood in front of Osamu Dazai and accused her righteously, "This matter can't be done today, you come with us one trip."

Just when Kagome was wondering "Who am I, where am I, and what did I do just now", Inuyasha, who had run away, ran back immediately, put his hands on his hips and said, "Are you bullying her for being stupid?"

Higurashi Kagome slapped him on the back of the head: "Who are you calling stupid?"

Inuyasha was shocked and wronged: "I defend you, you woman actually hit me?"

Osamu Dazai's stunning performance was not appreciated by anyone, so he got up consciously and bored, and said seriously: "When you are young, you don't want to save the world, but you know how to engage in cross-species love."

Kagome: "..."

"Is the dog demon next to you registered?"

Kagome shook his head guiltily.

It came from the Well of Bone Eaters, and it belonged to the cross-generational smuggling monsters.

"Bringing an unregistered dangerous monster to act in a place crowded with ordinary people, and hurting the state's confidential personnel, girl, you have committed a serious crime."

Kagome panicked a lot, and hurriedly explained: "No, listen to me, Inuyasha doesn't mean anything malicious, and he's also very good!"

Osamu Dazai: "I don't want to hear an explanation, because I hate dogs the most. Akutagawa, take these two back and postpone the trial."

At this time, only Akutagawa Ryunosuke is willing to join forces with them.

After suppressing Inuyasha by force, the two felt comfortable in their hearts and began to search for new targets.

"Wow, Dazai, look quickly, that person's head is on fire, isn't he a distant relative of Louhu?"

"Wow, the protagonist of a very hot-blooded boy manga! He looks suitable to save the world!"