Can a psychic become a conjurer?

Yi Dizhi silently looked away because the scene behind was too exciting, and Yi Dizhi, who was concentrating on driving, said after a while: "There are a few cars following behind."

Osamu Dazai didn't care and said, "It's a gift for me, just throw it away if you can, and forget it if you can't."

Yi Dizhi tried it, but the car behind him became even more cheerful, and even floated in mid-air...

Feeling the "why are you so useless" look from the back seat, he: ... Forget it, life is more important.

Yidizhi parked his car outside the school's barrier, and several cars behind him drove up beside him arrogantly. A few fake human beings with strange shapes put a lot of things on the ground, and then drove away.

Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei sighed: "I have everything to eat and wear, and I really am raising a child. Being raised by such a beautiful, rich and gentle person, how happy is it?"

Osamu Dazai said quietly, "Do you want this blessing for you?"

Nazaki: "It's better to spend the money I earn myself."

"It seems that the two of you get along well today." Wujo Satoru suddenly appeared behind them, cheerful and relieved.

"So the teacher arranged such a low-difficulty task for them, is it really for them to go shopping?" Fu Heihui and Yu Zhang Youren, who were called out to bring things in, came over.

"Yesterday, Dazai said that he wanted to buy clothes, so he simply arranged for him to go to the shopping mall. It seems that today's harvest is very good."

"Well, this is wagashi for the teacher. If there are things on the ground, clothes can be thrown here directly. Just bring wine and cans, thank you."

Handing the wagashi in his hand to Gojo Satoru, Osamu Dazai took out the clothes he bought from the trunk and walked to the school alone.

Floating over like a ghost, I lost my care and reaction to the outside world.

Except for Yi Dizhi, the four people took out their mobile phones at the same time, and looked down fiercely.

Yidizhi:?

Nagasaki Wild Rose's tone was unusually heavy: "After suicide fails, you will fall into a period of depression."

Polygonum cuspidatum: "Then what should I do, I can't give her a hemp rope."

Fu Heihui: "...So did she commit suicide on the way out of the mission?"

Gojo Satoru closed the document that was only a thousand words short in disappointment, and asked Nagasaki if anything strange happened today.

Kizaki did not talk about the encounter with youkai, but said: "She went up to the 72nd floor and planned to jump, but after I said 'may hit someone', she obediently went down with me."

After finishing speaking, he added: "It's so cute."

Gojo Satoru nodded: "Great progress, he actually gave up suicide because it affected others."

Youren agreed: "In this case, I probably know how to persuade him next time."

Fu Heihui: "... Her face has scars left by a sharp weapon. Did any other accidents happen?"

Nagasaki: "I met someone who robbed a shopping mall." Amidst the hail of bullets from more than a dozen people, Osamu Dazai's face was scratched.

Gojo Satoru: "Other than that, is there anything else?"

She shook her head.

"Then Megumi and Dazai will go to deal with the super curse spirit tomorrow."

Fu Heihui:?

"Are you kidding me?" Moreover, Kizaki is a second-level, and he is directly a super-level.

Gojo Satoru opened the package and stuffed wagashi into his mouth: "No, this is a special grade that I let go so easily, and I saved it to test Dazai's 'spell'. Make sure to let her come in handy tomorrow."

He has killed many curse spirits in the capital these days, but there is no news or figure of the five curse spirits he saw that day.

It is certain that they cooperated with the ghost faction.

Then, it is necessary to speed up the cooperation with the ghost killing team. After all, if you don't use the sun wheel knife, it is very difficult to cause fatal damage to the ghost.

Osamu Dazai finally saw the dozen or so skirts Yuyihu bought for her appearing in his room, and indifferently packed them into boxes and piled them in the corner.

She doesn't like wearing skirts.

The clothes Earl D prepared for her were good, and the clothes that Yuyihu prepared for her were also good, in her eyes, they were no different from big pants and hole shoes.

Relatively speaking, canned crab meat and wine are more worth looking forward to.

A few minutes later, Osamu Dazai, who didn't find anything, silently looked at the message sent to her by Gojo Satoru.

[Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol, and eat well, Dazai. 】

Ah.

These guys trying to raise her as a child are just so annoying.

On the second day, it was still hardworking Yijizhi who came to pick up Osamu Dazai and Megumi Fukuro to go on a mission. On the way, he dutifully explained the goal of the day.

It is a super-class curse spirit registered after being discovered by the "window" not long ago, born of jealousy, and will attack good-looking humans.

"This curse spirit is just up to the super standard and doesn't know the domain, but it has a stronger killing intent towards people with outstanding appearance, resulting in stronger spell power."

Osamu Dazai flipped through the book in his hand, raised his head and said without much enthusiasm, "So I need to act as a bait, catch it, and let Megumin do it, right?"

"Don't call me Huihui. And what are you holding in your hand, why is there such a book?!" Fukurohui felt that the book in Osamu Dazai's hand, which had obviously been read repeatedly, was breaking through his understanding of books. cognition.

Outrageous.

Osamu Dazai proudly held up the book in his hand: "The Complete Suicide Manual, a very excellent book, very worthy of reference for people like me."

Fu Heihui put his hands on his twitching forehead, resisting the urge to yell at others: "Be more motivated, it's super, do you have the idea?"

"No."

benefit:?

"Before me, I have never seen such a thing as a curse spirit." Putting the book on his knees, someone continued to say proudly, "It's not because I can't see it, but because I am feared. The curse spirit It was born from negative emotions, so it is very sensitive to it, and subconsciously avoids my range of activities. It will not be afraid of my high-level spells, nor will it set foot in the area where I lived before."

She also realized this after Gojo Satoru praised her for "greater than or equal to three and a half Su Nuo".

Hui & Yizhizhi: I don't know what you are proud of.

"So, I can't carry out the beauty trap. Huihui, have you ever had experience in women's clothing? We are about the same height, and I have a very beautiful skirt."

Fu Heihui: "No, it's impossible, don't think about it."

Osamu Dazai was extremely disappointed: "Fortunately, you are still a girl's name. You see, I don't feel uncomfortable in men's clothing." She is now wearing the suit she bought yesterday, and the school uniform has not been made yet, so she only has a white shirt and black tie on her upper body.

It is because it is a male model, so the chest is a little tight.

"It's different!"

"What's different, are you sexist?"

"..."

It's a pity that Fu Heihui didn't accept women's clothing in the end, and everyone can only hope that Juling can not be so sexist because of his long eyelashes.

The location was near a girls' high school. They met up with the assistant supervisor, and then pretended to be ordinary students and wandered around the streets where accidents often occurred.

Osamu Dazai was stopped by a girl in high school uniform, and the other party's delicate face was full of nervousness: "That...can you accompany me to a place?"

She smiled and replied: "Of course, I will not reject a cute girl."

As a result, when I walked into a restaurant with the other party, I saw the other party go up to the second floor, but I turned around and walked out, and entered the teahouse next door.

Sitting in front of a curse spirit who looked like Mount Fuji, he greeted the other party with enthusiasm and confidence in his vigilant eyes: "Hi."

Leu Hu: "Who are you?"

Fuck, where did this humanoid self-propelled spell come from?

Didn't you recognize that she was human?

Osamu Dazai had a strange light in his eyes: "It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that we can live a good life after getting rid of Gojo Satoru."

Leu Hu looked at her suspiciously: "You have a grudge against him?"

"He hindered my freedom. And you curse spirits don't want to get rid of him just for revenge, right?"

Leu Hu clenched her small fists: "It's impossible to get rid of that kind of guy! If you haven't been in contact with it, don't talk nonsense here!"

Osamu Dazai looked at the fire and white smoke rising from his head, and smiled brightly: "Really, but I think you are already very good. Do you have any idea of ​​changing your job to the heating industry in the future?"

"Gojo Satoru is not at the level that human beings can achieve!" Leo Hu shouted angrily, and then thought about her proposal very seriously, "When the magic spirit becomes a new human being, there is no need for heating at all. , but by then I will melt all the snow on Mount Fuji!"

Dazai: ...Suddenly, the conscience that I didn't feel began to ache.

"Actually, there is one thing that I am very puzzled about. Why do you choose ghosts as your allies? As far as I know, the ghost king is a timid, cautious, suspicious and cruel guy."

"Because ghosts, like us, have not been recognized for their existence." Leo Hu's tone was resentful and unfair, "Youkai existed before humans appeared, so even though most of them were born from humans like us, they They still have the right to live in this world, and they can still run and laugh freely during the day and night... They are not the same as us. And they are too arrogant and annoying!"

"I recognize you. You are much cuter than most human beings, and I want to be friends with you." Osamu Dazai stretched out a hand harmlessly and friendly.

"Although there are not very few spell objects with autonomous consciousness, I haven't even heard of someone as completely anthropomorphic and powerful as you. I really want to include you in my collection, but since I have wisdom, I'd rather be a Companion." Leu Hu stretched out his hand and shook her casually.

The curse object and the curse spirit are different. The curse object has an entity that can be seen by ordinary people. Usually, the magic power is not leaked because of the seal on the body, but the aura around it has been distorted by the strong negative emotions into a deep black.In this case, the curse spirit can be seen, and the six eyes of Wujowu can also be seen, but other human beings cannot.

The ordinary bandage on Osamu Dazai's body was recognized as her seal.

"Ah...Unfortunately, I am not your companion. If we meet next time, I hope you will be willing to make friends with me." Looking at the gradually transparent Muhu, Osamu Dazai regretted it sincerely.

The body of the curse spirit is constructed with magic power, and once touched by Osamu Dazai, it will dissipate.But Leuhu already possessed soul and wisdom, if she guessed right, she could still reshape her with some time.

After calling the police to report that there was a kidnapping incident at the restaurant next door, Osamu Dazai walked towards Megumi Fukuro as if he was taking a walk after dinner.

Then Fu Heihui, whose face had been broken, flew out from the dark alley.

was beaten into the air.

Osamu Dazai rushed over to help him in shock: "Huihui, what's wrong with you, Huihui!"

Fu Heihui, who had been beaten by the super-level curse spirit for quite a while, couldn't mobilize her spell power because her touch technique was invalid, so she vomited out a mouthful of blood on the spot: "Let... let go of me."