Can a psychic become a conjurer?

Knotabagi Yuhito pointed to himself: "Me?"

Gojo Satoru looked at him expectantly: "Yeah!"

"But I can't do it. Instead of turning me into a tiger, you might as well expect Megumi to summon a tiger shikigami."

Fu Heihui: "Don't have strange expectations of me, and why did you bring a woman here?"

Is the word "male" on the outside not conspicuous enough?

Or is it that they don't have the awareness to say hello in advance?

What if they're undressing here?

"Come on, let me introduce you, this is my target, your teacher!" Gojo Satoru warmly introduced Osamu Dazai to them first, and then made a gesture with Yuzu Yujin, "It's that one, that two-faced Nuo, I think his That pattern looks like a tiger."

Su Nuo opened his mouth to scold Wutiaowu on the face of the knotweed.

Emotions are intense, content blocked.

Dazai Osamu said that this is a good job: "Is this the legendary swearing?"

Su Nuo: Forbearance.

Forbear a ghost!I'm going to scratch your beautiful and hypocritical face today!

When everyone recovered from the doubts of "Are these two people here to be funny?", Knotaba Yuhito has completed the transformation from a human to a tiger (?), and his bright and sharp nails are aimed at Osamu Dazai. face to go.

Osamu Dazai did not retreat but advanced, but someone moved faster than her.

Su Nuo's swiftly waving arm was firmly grasped by Gojo Wu. He curled his lips and accused the other party: "It really is an old-fashioned millennium ago. It's not even a joke."

Su Nuo was about to scold him again with a cold face, but the protected Dazai suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled his face.

"Your little tiger has two faces. It's quite fierce."

Gojo Satoru corrected: "No, it's the thousand-year-old old man living in the body of a 15-year-old boy. Our family, Youruto, is quite cute. It can be said to be the cutest."

Dazai: "No, no, our family is cuter. The white tiger is the strongest."

The two had a wonderful desire to win, and they had a heated discussion on "whose tiger is cuter".Only Youren Yuzhang, whose face hurts from being pulled, was in a daze, and the others were speechless.

Dazai: "Our family can eat thirty bowls of chazuke for a meal."

Gojo Satoru: "Our Yuren can eat a cow."

Knotweed Yuren: "Teacher, I still can't do this."

Gojo Satoru: "I said you can do it, you have to believe in your own potential."

Yuren: "Yeah!"

Audience: ... Is there anything to be proud of and say about this potential?

The two continued to compare like no one else——

"Our Dundun's eyes are purple in color and golden in color, his hairstyle is highly recognizable, and his clothes have special tail effects."

"Our Youren's hair color is pink on the top and black on the bottom, the patterns are highly recognizable, and the eyes have cute special effects."

"Our family runs errands super fast, and they work hard, especially respect me as a senior."

"Our Youren's run is definitely faster than yours, and he is super good at cheering. He especially respects me as a teacher."

Osamu Dazai was furious: "Didn't you say you like me? Can't you be more humble!"

Gojo Satoru was also relatively high-ranking, and even spoke a little aggressively: "This is a matter of principle, and I will never back down!"

(Others: Could you guys be a little bit closer?)

She laughed back angrily: "Okay, then I must make you admit defeat."

Osamu Dazai took out his phone and called Atsushi Nakajima.

Atsushi Nakajima on the other end of the phone didn't know that he was being taken out for comparison. He only heard Osamu Dazai's panicked voice on the other side, which made him panic.

"Dun Dun!"

"Hey!"

"Come help!"

This familiar sentence calmed Atsushi Nakajima's emotions, and the expression "I want to see what new excuse you have today" appeared on his face, and he asked flatly, "Ah, what's wrong with you?"

"The situation is very urgent. Let me make a long story short. My new boyfriend found out that I was on multiple boats. He is very angry now and plans to beat me to death."

Osamu Dazai spoke in a calm tone, and immediately hung up the phone.

Atsushi Nakajima on the other side of the phone thought of the man he met today, and felt that the man could kill eight hundred Akutagawa without powers with one hand.Dazai-senpai's physical skills and stature are not even as good as the current Akutagawa.

The others at the scene, including Gojo Satoru, were stunned by her words.

Gojo Satoru calmed down quickly, tugged at her sleeve, and said cautiously: "You don't really have multiple boats, do you?"

She actually thought about it for a while, and then said leisurely in his hurt expression: "Not yet, you can step on it. It's about sending a message."

He: "No."

"Why not? I'm a bad woman."

Not worthy of sincere love.

Gojo Satoru: "It's just not possible, can you still find someone who is prettier, stronger, and likes you more than me?"

"That makes sense." She didn't want to talk more about this topic with him, so she nodded in agreement with his words.

But no promises were made.

She was indeed a bad woman, she obviously couldn't accept it, but she still wanted to play with him.

Atsushi Nakajima rushed over quickly, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa who followed because he heard Osamu Dazai's voice opened the door faster than him.

Then I saw Dazai Osamu who was eating melon.

And the man who was said to beat her half to death sat next to her and ate melons with her.

Akutagawa shouted "Dazai-senpai" halfway, then stopped abruptly.

Nakajima Atsushi who came in from behind: "... If you are okay, I will go back first."

Osamu Dazai hurriedly asked him to stay: "Don't leave yet, I have something very important to ask you to do."

Akutagawa: "He can't do anything well, why not ask me."

Dazai: "Only Atsushi can do this."

The atmosphere in the room suddenly cooled down.

A murderous intent went straight from Gojo Satoru to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and another murderous intent went straight from Akutagawa Ryunosuke to Nakajima Atsushi.

The little tiger was trembling, but still said obediently: "Then, you say."

"Quick! Become a tiger."

He was almost drunk: "...Why? To be reasonable, even if I become a tiger, you can't treat me like a cat." Disqualification in the world is a passive skill.

"But it can prove that I have a cat!" Osamu Dazai urged him dissatisfiedly, "Hurry up, this is a matter of dignity, don't be cowardly."

"Where did you get the cat..."

That being said, Atsushi Nakajima still chose to meet the requirements of the unscrupulous senior, and activated his ability to turn himself into a cat, no, a big white tiger.

There were "wow" sounds in the room one after another.

Someone who got his wish said triumphantly, "Come on, let's rate the performances of Youruhito and Dun."

Pang Da walked over and touched the majestic but fluffy head of the tiger, his dark eyes glowed with joy: "Negative ten to Su Nuo, ten to White Tiger."

Gou Juan and Yi Gu held back for a few seconds, unable to resist Fluffy's temptation, they also quietly extended their hands.

Yi Gu: "Second."

Dog Roll: "Salmon."

This is!Let everyone cherish the big white tiger!

I can't even find it with a lantern.

Su Nuo's fake tattoo is completely incomparable.

The same kind of longing was revealed in the eyes of the knotweed Youren: "Well, teacher, can the contestants get started?"

"Damn it." Gojo Satoru was very dissatisfied with the betrayal of several students, "Isn't it just a cat? Hui can also transform into a dog, rabbit, anhinga, frog with wings, and a pink elephant! Hui, quickly transform them into one. "

Fu Heihui: "Can you stop comparing yourself in such strange things?"

That's what he said, but Fu Heihui still chose to meet the unscrupulous teacher's request and released the jade dog and a few rabbits.

Gojo Satoru said triumphantly to Dazai, "Look, this is my student worth a billion dollars."

"What is this? Atsushi is still worth [-] billion yuan." Osamu Dazai turned to Akutagawa and said, "Akutagawa, show them a Rashomon flowering."

In the atmosphere where everyone was gradually getting up, someone finally stopped the development of the situation.

Izumi Kyoka, wearing a red yukata, walked in through the open door with a natural expression, making one think that this is an outside guest room and not within the scope of Nanyu.

Considering that she is only 14 years old, although there are no naked men here, they basically changed into yukata with open necklines. Osamu Dazai stood up and stopped her from continuing to come in: "Why are you here, Xiaojing flower?"

Jinghua didn't realize that there was anything wrong with her behavior, and answered her question seriously: "Sister Hongye told me to come to you, and I heard them calling your name when I passed by just now. She said that if you are at her friend's The hot springs commit suicide, and you won’t be able to buy a crab in Yokohama after you go back.”

"Uh... I see. In this way, you go there first, and I'll still play here for a while."

Jinghua seemed to have been instructed on her situation long ago, she took out a hemp rope from nowhere, tied her hands quickly, and walked out while pulling her.

Everyone present, including Dazai Osamu, was stunned.

"It's necessary to do this~" Osamu Dazai said aggrievedly, "I'm a senior, senior!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was picked up by Yasha Baixue, was stunned for a short while, and then began to struggle: "There's no need to take me with you, right? I'm a man, a man!"

Kyoka remembered that Koyo Ozaki was still there, so she left the cat regretfully, and continued walking outside with Dazai.

Fortunately, Dazai's psychological quality is excellent, and he was able to smile and say to the rest of the people: "There is a chance to play together again."

In fact, I ran away without soaking in the hot spring.

Osamu Dazai, who returned to normal life the next day, looked at Gojo Satoru on the opposite side of the sofa, and said to Fukuzawa Yukichi with a stiff smile: "President, our business scope is not so wide, is it?"

What's the matter with their supernatural organization?

The president's expression was serious: "It's about the order and safety of the entire Japanese society. I hope you, Dazai, can take over."

Osamu Dazai: "Why don't you ask our omniscient detective for help?"

Luanbu: "He's here to pick you up, and I took a bribe."

Speaking of this, she can only accept her fate and take over.

Then, after a long absence, she ignited her desire to work, and organized an operation on all levels of the magic world, fishing and dispatching at the same time, but even so, this was a long-term big job, and she had to stay with Gojo Satoru for a long time Together.

Describe the progress of her relationship with Gojo Satoru: She took two steps back, and Gojo Satoru speeded up in front of her with a no-lower-limit spell, trying to fast forward.

She was originally a hard-hearted person, and she couldn't resist being attracted to her. She always came to her because she was good-looking and cute. Every time she refused, it took a lot of determination.

The last time she proposed, she almost said yes.

"Wait a minute, you called me to Yokohama, didn't you just want me to listen to your boring love story?"

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko felt that the person in front of him was too different from the rumors, which made him want to return the product.

"No." Osamu Dazai said his "purpose" with a smile: "I invite you to kill him. The strongest person known so far, born with six eyes and the infinite ability to turn hypotheses into reality The lower limit technique is definitely better than any of your collections."

It's a pity you don't have this ability.