Can a psychic become a conjurer?

After Osamu Dazai graduated from high school, Gojo Satoru immediately arranged the wedding.

That's fine, what's outrageous is that after a while, they took the two children out and said they were their own children.

Xia Youjie was speechless: "Did you pick up your child on Monkey Mountain?"

These two children are six or seven years old, okay, you are eighteen and nineteen, how did you give birth to a child who is so old and completely different from you? ?

Gojo Wu: "I went to the house of the Buddhist monastery to grab it, hehe."

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth: "No, we went to save these two children from fire and water. Since they are homeless, we adopted them."

Gojo Satoru nodded: "Yes."

Xia Youjie: "I heard the first sentence Wu said, go to the Zenyuan house to rob people, do you still think that your two families are not equal enough?"

"They didn't just rob people, they even started doing it." After the home visit, Yan Nizi, with dark circles under his eyes, narrated without any emotion, "They smashed up the living room of the Zenyuan family and injured people. They are planning to hold a meeting The upper-level meeting criticizes and punishes Gojo and Dazai."

Osamu Dazai began to be arrogant: "What can they do to me in a meeting where I participate?"

Gojo Satoru was also arrogant: "They are so weak, can they beat me?"

There is no fear at all, no one in this world can sanction them, no one!

As soon as the two of them finished speaking, Ye Mozheng stood behind them and sneered.

Dazai & Gojo:! ! !

Noctuid Zhengdao took them away one by one.

Carrying Pikachu's small backpack, Fu Heihui stood indifferently and was led by the dazed Tsumiki, as if he didn't realize that he was being robbed.

Jia Ruozi fumbled in his pocket for a long time, but only found a lighter and cigarettes, so he took out Xia Youjie's pocket, took out a few candies and stuffed them for Fu Heihui and Jin Meiji.

"It's a pity, although these two guys are very unreliable, but if you don't want to stay at the Zenyuan's house, only they can stop this matter."

Fu Heihui: "Those people...the way they look at Tsu Miki makes me very uncomfortable."

Looking at him seems to be looking at something valuable but of ominous origin, while looking at Tsu Miki is like looking at the dust on the ground.

Very, very nasty.

No matter how unreliable these two people are, they are treated as equals who can choose the future.

"This matter is actually the fault of the Chanyuan family." Osamu Dazai preemptively said plausibly, "We have received news that the Zenyuan family is doing such unscrupulous things as buying and selling people. , we did not choose to call the police, but went to rescue the poor pair of siblings."

Gojo Satoru immediately echoed: "Yes, that's it. When we arrived, the old thief who sold the child had already run away, and the people from the Buddhist monastery were inhumanely persecuting the two children. We can't bear to see this People are filled with righteous indignation, so we decisively stopped them!"

The living room was smashed because they couldn't explain the building, and the living room was beaten because they were too weak to bear the wind and wanted to die on the spot. They can't be blamed!

Noctua Moth Zhengdao was almost blinded by the righteousness that suddenly appeared on them, but knowing the nature of the two scourges, he recognized their faces of beating, smashing, burning and looting in time, and immediately let out a sneer.

"The two of you speak so righteously, do you feel that you are doing the right thing, and you can go to the police station to receive the pennant of being brave?"

Gojo Satoru: "That's right."

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and said embarrassingly: "We were wrong, we should go quietly, return quietly, without leaving evidence for them."

I understand the reason, but I think that family is too ugly, so I just want to give a few big mouths.

They are still young and ignorant, adults should be more understanding.

Under the dark glasses of Ye Mo Zhengdao, there was an approving look, but he still said very seriously: "As for Dazai's teacher qualification recommendation, even if you get it from me, it will not work. You should find another way."

Then Wutiao Wutiao was beaten up.

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai: sad.

Fu Heihui came to Wutiao's house when he was six years old, and together with his elder sister raised Wu three years old and Zai five years old, and endured a lot of hardships, which made everyone he knew very embarrassed.

It's okay for the two older problem children to play some pranks, and they often quarrel over trivial matters.

Just like now.

He and Tsumiki went out shopping to buy groceries, Gojo Satoru was sitting in his trolley, Dazai Osamu was sitting in Tsumiki's trolley, and these two unscrupulous adults were debating whether to go to the dessert section first or not. The Seafood District" quarreled bitterly.

Gojo Satoru: "Seafood will die soon after being fished out, but cakes will not!"

Osamu Dazai: "But you can't help but want to eat the cake you bought first, so you have to pay first and let us re-enter after you finish eating. It's too time-consuming!"

Wu: "I promise not to eat this time."

Zai (sneering): "Your promise is useless, you promised me to go to bed early last night, did you do it?"

Enlightenment: "I did a little bit."

Zai: "Oh."

Tsumiki was covered by Megumi Fuguro, and was very confused why things turned out like this, so she tried to give a solution: "Why don't Mr. Gojo and Megumi go to buy desserts, and Dazai-kun and I go to buy crabs?"

The two refused in unison: "You are so vicious, you actually want to break up a loving couple."

Fu Heihui: "..." Then BB, I will let the dogs bite you.

At this time, Xia Youjie, who was pushing Nanako and Mimiko to buy vegetables in a trolley, passed by them, and patted him on the shoulder expressively: "It's hard work for you to raise these two unreliable guys, Hui."

After Dazai and the others saw him, they began to speak together again.

Osamu Dazai: "What are you talking about? Obviously we raised him."

Gojo Satoru: "Yes, we are the ones paying the money."

Xia Youjie: "Paying money and taking care of people are two different things."

"Okay, you're right, I'll cook a meal for Megumin and Tsumiki when I get back today, please come and eat."

Dazai Osamu's words surprised everyone.

Gojo Satoru started to lose his voice: "I can't tell...you can cook."

She: "It's just cooking, of course I can."

At this time, no one realized how terrifying it was to ask Osamu Dazai to cook, and they didn't even remember what happened that night for a long time afterwards.

Only Xia Youjie, Gojo Wu, called and complained at the same time, set a record for the number of cigarettes smoked in a day.

The days passed with Megumi Fukuro and Tsumiki growing up strong and healthy, while Gojo Satoru and Osamu Dazai showed affection and went to persecute the high-level people day by day.

Until a certain two people made a big news.

They swaggered through the city with a little boy with white hair and blue eyes who was almost carved out of Gojo Satoru, causing the eyeballs of everyone who saw them to drop to the ground.

The moth Zhengdao, who was pushed out to inquire about the situation, couldn't help but took off his sunglasses, squatted on the ground and looked at the little boy, and couldn't help trembling slightly when he raised his head to speak: "Where did this boy come from? "

First rule out the possibility of Gojo's illegitimate child, Gojo Satoru would not, and Dazai Osamu would not allow it either.

Secondly, excluding the option of their own birth, Osamu Dazai stayed in school directly after graduating from high school, not to mention seeing each other every day, and never seeing each other for more than a month, and the pregnancy can definitely be seen.

Well, now there is only one possibility: the child jumped out of the rock.

Osamu Dazai smiled softly: "Our cub."

Him: "Who gave birth?"

"Five enlightenments."

"Hey—" Gojo Wu, who was pulling hair with Xia Youjie, immediately ran over and asked, "Why are you calling me?"

Night Moth Zhengdao pupil quake: "Don't be kidding."

Osamu Dazai: "Gojo Satoru is omnipotent, and of course he can have children."

Gojo Satoru looked stunned, pulled her sleeve and whispered, "I shouldn't know this, right?"

She pulled his collar and kissed him: "You can."

Gojo Satoru: "Yes, I will."

Yes, that's the bottom line.

The wife is right!

Noctua laughed righteously, stretched out his hand and gave him a headache, and asked him another question.

Asked the truth of the matter.

This boy who looks similar to Gojo Satoru is the cat they picked up on the way home.

"Wu Tiao was eating strawberry cake at that time, a beautiful big white cat ran over and hooked his trouser legs and stared at his cake with a very pitiful expression, then I went to buy one for it, who knew it suddenly died Turned into a human, and said thank you to me, Mom."

Osamu Dazai felt a little weird after he finished speaking, but it was the truth.

She was also stunned at the time, and when she wanted to ask more questions, he would only meow meow or some intermittent words, and he kept drilling into her arms.

Then she simply brought it back.

Night Moth Zhengdao still didn't quite believe it: "Your technique doesn't work for him?"

"Yes." She ruaed the boy's head, "turn back into a cat, Wuwu."

According to the communication between Fu Heihui and him, Wuwu should be his name.

And then staged a big change live cat.

Since then, Osamu Dazai has lived a happy life with two cats. If one of them doesn't have such a big opinion on the other, she will be happier.

Gojo Satoru pointed angrily at the guy next to her who secretly kissed his wife on the cheek and then turned into a cat as if nothing had happened, and said loudly: "Today, there is me in this family without him, and there is him without me."

"Why are you fussing with a cat?" Dazai felt that he was just being licked by the cat, but he didn't realize how serious the matter was, and even said something hurtful, "It's really not possible, why don't you go out and buy some snacks to calm down? "

Gojo Satoru: "..." You are so capable, Osamu Dazai.

Someone ran into the street angrily and bumped into someone, and was immediately shocked when he looked up: "You..."

The man who looked exactly like him said in a depressed tone: "Have you seen a cat, the white one, the kind that can turn into a human shape?"

He threw the cat into the summoning circle because of jealousy, and then was kicked out to look for it because he lost the cat.

And the other one made a good voice: "I've seen it, I'll take you to get it!"

Checked his eyes, he is also the guy who lost his favor because of the cat.

(Zai: Maomao can warm hands, but you can only pull my bandages.)

After the family lost a cat, Gojo Satoru's life became happy again, and Dazai Osamu's life became leisurely and boring again.

Fu Heihui's life is in dire straits again.

He often felt that this was a dream, and it would be nice if he could wake up.

What would it have been like if you had stayed at the Chanyuan home?

Zen Yuanhui woke up from the dream, sat up suddenly, and took a few breaths before recovering.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and the voice of Zenyuan Zhenyi came in: "Master, the guests have entered the gate, and they are expected to arrive in the reception room within 10 minutes. If you don't get up, you will be late."

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