Can a psychic become a conjurer?

1.

During the whack-a-mole (brain flower) activity, some small accidents happened.

"Tell me again, who are you?"

Osamu Dazai ruamao's hands stopped, his sharp eyes wandered between the knotweed Yujin and the swelling.

The words of Zhang Xiang took it for granted: "I am his long-lost brother."

The special-grade curse object, Jiuxiangyuan, was born by a human woman 150 years ago, and has the blood of the curse spirit and the Kamo family.

And their knotweed is only sixteen this year.

The knotweed Youren obviously understood this too, but he still spoke for Xiang Xiang: "It's very dangerous outside now, and he is being used, can you take him in?"

As a good teacher who loves students, she certainly agreed to the students' request: "Yes, it's not a big problem. At least you brought back your long-lost brother this time, not your long-lost boyfriend and girlfriend."

Youren: "...Don't be joking." I don't know why this happened, okay?

Tian Yuanli, who was passing by, was furious: "What do you think of my place?! Everyone is here, I have tolerated you for a long time!"

In the previous Conjuration College, there were no more than ten students and teachers, and the only types of conjurers were conjurers.

The current high school of conjuration includes supernatural beings, conjurers, curse masters, monsters, curse spirits and evil gods, and the whole is a lair of dark forces.

What Jiu Tun Ibaraki double-faced Nuo Yaqi no Orochi, thinking all day long to ruin her place, her supernatural power does not need money, and it is not such a waste.

Can you not bring some weird people back, can you? !

Dazai Osamu said with a playful smile: "God loves the world, Riko, please bear with me a little longer~ Look at this homeless child who is only a few days old, do you have the heart to drive him away?"

Expansion: "I have eight younger brothers."

"It's not a big problem, we have too many rooms."

Tian Yuanli: "..."

The addition of Baoxiang's family provided a source of first-year students for the Tokyo school that could not recruit students this year.As a result, less than a week after the class, Xiang Xiang took the whole family and ran away overnight with the Shinkansen on their shoulders.

Then he was betrayed by Yuzhang Youren, and was caught by Gojo Wu overnight and publicly executed.

Afterwards, Osamu Dazai put his arm around the shoulder of the knotweed and said, "My good boy, I will send you to penetrate into the enemy's interior later."

After Shuten-douji and Ibaraki-douji returned to normal, they still stubbornly believed that Yuzu Yuhito was their tiger demon from Oeyama, and they quarreled with Fukuroe several times because of this.

After Ibaraki Doji repeatedly asked Fu Heihui to turn him into a tiger to no avail, he was so angry that he turned him into a big tiger with stern eyes and white eyes on the spot.

The tiger has a sturdy physique, with huge strength hidden in his limbs, but his dazed and helpless expression makes him look a bit naive.

Gojo Satoru, who was passing by, stopped drinking milk tea, took off his glasses and came over to look at him: "Oh."

The tiger's ears were folded down, and it raised one of its front paws to grab the opponent and beg him to transform itself back, but when the paw appeared in front of his eyes, he was startled, waved the paw wildly for a while, and landed on the ground unsteadily After rolling around a few times, I lay on the ground and closed my eyes tightly.

Wujo Wu smiled unkindly: "Youren, don't move around here, I will find someone to rescue you."

Ten minutes later, the whole school came to watch the little tiger demon who "showed his original shape".

A group of people chattered a lot, and started touching the tiger while talking.

"Oh, it doesn't feel as good as Dun's."

"But this muscle is really good. It can kill a two-meter-strong man with one paw."

……

Afraid of accidentally hurting them, the well-behaved and reckless big tiger closed its paws and howled aggrievedly.

"I'm sorry, Yuren, we can't save you, we can only wrong you to keep it like this for a while, and wait for Mr. Seimei to come back from Kyoto."

Even Yuta, the only conscientious person in the school, said that he couldn't undo this black magic.

You ask Osamu Dazai?

She was on her way here with a hula hoop.

The culprit who caused this incident, Fu Heihui, was punished to train two tigers to hide in circles after being accused of trumped-up charges.

It's like the black-hearted zoo owner in the last century was training tigers to perform.

The biggest winner in this matter is Nagasaki Wild Rose.

Because she fulfilled the wish of "going out with two tigers".

(Please make up your brain to make Naizaki shout "Yuren, Atsushi, go" in the posture of Huihui shouting "Yu dog, go up")

3.

After Su Nuo ran away, Osamu Dazai did not go to him on purpose.

After all, this guy is just an ordinary pure villain. He doesn't have any great ideals such as saving the ethnic group, and he won't join forces with other people to mess around.

But he couldn't stop him from dangling in front of the high school people all the time.

Every time Fu Heihui summoned Mo Xuluo during the mission, he ran faster than anyone else.

Just like an illegitimate meal.

It caused a lot of mental oppression to both Fu Heihui and his enemies.

Osamu Dazai was overjoyed when he heard that his domain was called "Fumo Yucook", and immediately decided to arrest him as a cook.

This school is short of a person who cooks with a soul!

Ignoring the details of the arrest and negotiation, the result is that the two-faced Su Nuo has since lived a life of cooking casually in the college, going out to buy vegetables or fighting.

After Yamata no Orochi was caught and brought back to the high school to guard the gate, another item was added: pulling hair with each other.

Yes, our evil god is also very fond of the classmate Fu Heihui who loves ghosts and ghosts, and wholeheartedly lures the other party to accept his power.

Although Fu Heihui told him to fuck off every time, it didn't prevent him from pulling hair with Liangmian Su Nuo.

Every time Qihai Jianren saw Fu Heihui, he would earnestly persuade him to stay away from those perverts.

Under the eyes of the perverts, Fu Heihui's strength improved rapidly, becoming the second super class among the students.

But still the one who was persecuted~

4.

As time passed, the Patriarch of the Chanyuan family packed up and planned to abdicate.

The Chanyuan family quietly sent someone to persuade Fu Heihui to go back and inherit the position of Patriarch. Before he could say a few words, he was invited to drink tea by Gojo Wu and Dazai Zhi.

Seeing that the excellent heir who inherited the ten-fold shadow method was completely taken over by the Wutiao family, the Zenyuan family went to Zenyuan Maki and asked her if she would accept the trial of the patriarch.

"Although you still don't have any spells, your performance in the past few incidents was quite impressive, so I make an exception for you..."

Zenyuan Maki gave a cordial greeting to this kind of words that seemed to be giving alms: "Go away."

The Zenyuan family retreated to the second place and chose the patriarch's son Chanyuan Naoya as the next patriarch.

Gojo Satoru announced on the spot at Zenyuan Naoya's succession ceremony that the Zenyuan family was getting worse and worse, and that he could only be a younger brother in Yusan's family.

His voice was so loud that the old men of the Chanyuan family suddenly saw Dazai Osamu's smiling expression after swearing a few words, so they didn't even dare to swear.

Naoya, who became the head of the Zen Academy as he wished, feels that there is no worse life than this.

5.

I also waited for a long time in the Central Plains in Yokohama, but I didn't wait until Osamu Dazai contacted him to say that things were almost ready.

At this moment, he suddenly realized that he was likely to be prostituted for nothing, and immediately called her angrily to scold her.

"Did you never think about me seriously at all!"

Osamu Dazai sat on Wujou's lap and ate melon seeds with him, not knowing what guilt was: "Did you just find out now? Why should I help you control the power, so that you have to come to me, that's what I would like most Yes."

After finishing speaking, he quickly hung up the phone.

"Tai, Zai, Zhi."

The fifth table of this month was also smashed in the Central Plains on the other side, and the long and high voice was like a drama, and the whole building could hear it.

It adds another strong evidence to the rumor that "Central Plains cadres have a crush on Dazai and can't get it".

In the end, under the suggestion of Gojo Satoru who "does anything, especially jealousy", Dazai still helped Chuya Chuya solve the problem of pollution.

Huang Ba Tu, like Yamata no Orochi, is a god that does not belong to the Takamahara series.

Therefore, the unusable evil power can be fed to Yamata no Orochi.

You only need to use the special-grade curse object snatched from the Zenyuan family as a container, and it is easy to solve.

Afterwards, Osamu Dazai looked at the spirited Nakahara Nakaya with regret and said: "As long as I think that I will not be able to enslave the little dwarf so easily in the future, I feel very sad."

Zhongyuan Zhong also took a look at Gojo Satoru who said "Although my wife's words are very annoying, but no one is allowed to bully her", he chose to forbear.

After all, he had just been helped, so it's not good to hit her high school in front of Tian Yuanli, he went back to recover and fight again next time.

6.

Osamu Dazai and Gojo Satoru were very happy for a while, but they were finally arrested and sent to work.

In order to supervise his work, Ango Sakaguchi called her to the office of the management team, placed three piles of documents in front of her, and did not allow anyone except Akutagawa Yin to disturb him.

This matter really couldn't be dragged on any longer, so she obediently obeyed the arrangement and worked for several days in a row.

Temporarily entered the online dating mode with Gojo Satoru.

There was a strange sense of freshness. The two of them hadn't been apart for such a long time since she went to college.

Osamu Dazai took a sip of coffee, woke up from his love brain, and heard the phone vibrate suddenly.

[Domestic cat: I heard that the easier way to stay awake than drinking coffee is to knock over the coffee on the table. 】

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Osamu Dazai felt that it made sense and overturned Ango Sakaguchi's coffee on the table with his backhand.

Ango Sakaguchi's eyes were still fixed on the document, and he reached out to touch the coffee but found nothing. He paused for some unknown reason, and gradually opened his dull eyes wide amidst the sound of dripping water.

She calmly reminded: "You spilled your coffee, and if you don't clean it up, the documents will get wet~"

Ango Sakaguchi:? !

In a panic, he rescued the documents and wiped the table clean. He broke down and sued her: "What are you doing again, don't tell me you didn't mean it! You definitely did it on purpose!"

"My partner recommended this method of sobriety to me, and I just tried it casually. You see, you are very energetic now."

He: ...Okay, as expected of you.

"Brother, since you are awake, I will leave the rest to you. In case my partner comes and smashes your headquarters, I will sacrifice myself to play with him first." Osamu Dazai picked up his bag and opened the door just ran away.

Only the humble single social animals were left crying in front of the documents.

7.

Osamu Dazai finally found out that college students secretly formed a small group.

She chatted enthusiastically with everyone for two full hours in the tone of Knotabagi Yujin, and heard countless complaints about her and Gojo Satoru, only to be dropped because Knotaba Yuhito completed the task and connected to the Internet.

The whole group fell into dead silence, and although everyone was hiding on the other end of the network, they seemed to be able to see the terrified expressions on each other's faces.

Smart people began to change their nicknames to others.Osamu Dazai, who temporarily ignored them, pulled Gojo Satoru into the group.

Wujo Wu: Oh, why are there so many people called Fu Heihui?

Fu Heihui: ...

Fu Heihui: ...

(Several identical speeches are omitted here)

The real Fu Heihui: I have two dogs that only bite people like you.jpg.

Osamu Dazai: I don't care about what happened just now, and now I need your help on an urgent matter.

Everyone changed back to their IDs one after another, saying that you can order whatever you want.

Osamu Dazai: The thing is like this, I accidentally impregnated your Wutiao teacher, and crowdfunded one billion yuan to abort him.

Gojo Satoru:?

(Gojo Satoru retracts a message.)

Gojo Satoru: Yes, I'm pregnant, I just found out.

Nazaki: May I ask which doctor diagnosed it?

Wujo Wu: I was beaten to death just now, probably on the way to reincarnation.

His insincere medicine made everyone realize how low his lower limit was, and they all sent him a hundred yen red envelopes to buy candy by himself.

Osamu Dazai regretfully closed the question-and-answer page of "How to deceive students to send money to himself", and was just about to ask Gojo Satoru how much candy the red envelope he received could buy him, when he was slapped on the bed.

Gojo Satoru pulled her bandage nimbly: "If you want the child, tell me earlier, I will work hard."

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