Can a psychic become a conjurer?

Gojo Goto was only fourteen, and the old immortals in the family started looking for his fiancée.

They're trying to find a woman who's barely worthy of him but who will produce better offspring.

"I will never accept a woman who can't even touch me." After leaving this sentence, Gojo Wum ran out to wander around by himself.

In the season of spring cherry blossoms, everywhere is filled with an eye-catching pink atmosphere, he avoids the crowd and walks along the remote river.

People's hearts are always filled with distorted curses. They are obviously smiling, but dirty and gloomy curses are crawling out of them.

In such a world, how could there be someone he would fall in love with?

The wind came suddenly, and the pink cherry blossoms hit the proud young man's head.

The boy patted the petals off his hair, and looked up angrily at the tall cherry blossom tree, while the silent tree just shook its branches and sprinkled the spring cherry blossoms on the Tsurumi River.

Wujo Satoru: Angry, and there is no place to get angry.

He decided that in the future, he must open unlimited when he goes out.

There was an unusual flow sound from Tsurumigawa beside him, as if something was engulfing him.He tilted his head and looked over, immediately startled.

How can there be such a human being who is completely black from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside?

If this is drowned, it will immediately become a super cursed object, right?

With the mentality of saving the world, Gojo Gojo jumped into the water with the infinite drive, but the moment he touched the opponent's m, the spell disappeared, and he was completely soaked, and even poured several mouthfuls of river water.

Gojo Satoru floated up uncomfortable and coughed up the water: "Ahem, cough, what is this?" Why can he eliminate his spell?Still in this coma state.

Although he really wanted to leave this thing behind, he had paid such a high price, and his effort could not be wasted, so he finally dragged it ashore.

A thin body was wrapped in a black complicated kimono, and her long brown hair was slightly curled like seaweed, covering her face. The white bandages and pale skin that were soaked in water were the only whiteness on her body.

"There's no smell of blood, why is there a bandage?" Gojo Satoru was very confused by this, so he pulled away her hair and the messy bandage, and groped around her neck trying to find the wound.

M's slender white hand grabbed his erratic hand, that hand was extremely forceful, as if the victim was grabbing the prisoner M: "What are you doing to the unconscious girl?"

Fuck is it a woman? !

Gojo Satoru, who suddenly realized that his behavior was extremely inappropriate, froze, and was pushed to the ground by the other party without any resistance, and let her ride him and grab his face.

"Hey, you look pretty good, little pervert." The girl's cold and wet fingers slid along Gojo Satoru's face, and suddenly pressed on the corner of his eye, "I like the corner of your eye very much, can you give it to me as compensation? "

It is the beautiful blue color that the sky and the ocean infinitely extend and approach. No one will not be moved by it.

Gojo Satoru was stunned for a long time and did not speak.

The disappearance of the six-eye effect that accompanied him since birth, the unbelievably beautiful face in front of him, the itchy long hair hanging down his face, the soft hands stroking his eyes, and the girl's sweet voice, This seemed to be the only thing left in his narrowed world.

After the other party's expression became more gloomy, he blushed and said, "I can't give you eyes, but I can compensate you."

Girl: "Huh? Is your brain flooded?"

Losing interest in this person with a strange brain circuit, she stood up and walked towards the river very naturally.

Gojo Satoru couldn't believe it: "I saved you, how could you say that about me!"

Without looking back, she left m words: "You hindered me from entering the water."

"No, I just saved you, and you can give me your body." The unreasonable someone knocked the girl unconscious when half of her foot stepped into the water, and then ran away.

He also deliberately avoided the m group who were holding various salvage tools and shouting "Young Master" and "Miss" along the Tsurumi River with mournful faces.

In Wutiao Patriarch's house, the m group of people are still having a headache about "where to find a fiancée for the young Patriarch who can ignore his unlimited spells".

Even relaxing the age from six to 24 years old (the age at which the procedure is revealed) has no result.

But rather than making Wujo Wu change his mind, they would rather look for it again, cast a wide net, or go to the folks to have a look.

"Boom."

The door was kicked open with a familiar overwhelmed sound. Judging from the cracks in the door, it could no longer last for too long.

Not long after they ran out, the young Patriarch, who was drenched all over himself, stood outside the door holding a beautiful girl (still unconscious) who was also wet like a kitten in the water, looking up proudly. He pouted his chin and said, "You useless things are still doing useless discussions here, but I brought it back to my future wife when I went out."

The m elders of the Wutiao family asked tremblingly, "Where is your fiancee from?"

My good master, kidnapping is against the law! ! !

Gojo Satoru: "I picked it up in the river."

Well, it's not a big problem, the person who was rescued by the head of the family can still talk in the direction of "a life-saving grace".

After being persuaded by a group of people, Gojo Satoru reluctantly let go, and asked the servants to bathe and change Dazai Osamu, and then to see if there was any physical problem, and then went to wash himself.

They hesitated to speak and stood there looking at his back, thinking that this girl didn't look like an ordinary person, so they really wouldn't be approached by someone?

When the girl woke up, she looked at everyone weakly and blankly, except that she was called Dazai Osamu, so it can be said that she didn't know anything about it.

Gojo Satoru would be even more clueless about asking three questions, and knowing that he wouldn't say anything.

The group of people who were looking for someone at Tsurumi River before did not find out their backgrounds, and no one came to look for them again after that.Osamu Dazai's identity is very suspicious, but Gojo Gom can't stand Gojo's own way, so she finally stays in Gojo's house as Gojo Gojo's fiancee.

Gojo Satoru often finds his fiancée in various strange places, not to mention common places such as rivers, such as on house beams, crooked neck trees, warehouses for storing dangerous goods, cellars full of carbon dioxide, etc. Yes, it is becoming more and more hidden and outrageous.

When Osamu Dazai was looking for these places, he was very low-key and covert, almost putting himself to death without disturbing anyone.

Almost, it's because Wujo Satoru can always find her at the mth time and save her.

He didn't ask her why she committed suicide, or what she wanted to do, but every time he just asked him if he looked handsome to save her, and if he felt in love.

All the gloomy emotions and all the pains and struggles of Osamu Dazai were seen by him, but he didn't take them seriously.Selfishly getting close, pulling her to play what he likes to play, eat what he likes to eat, laughing wantonly all day long.

Under the sincere treatment and care of the retrieved wild cats, there will always be m days when they are willing to put their paws on the palm of your hand.

Osamu Dazai, who had been autistic all day, finally took the initiative to talk to Gojo Satoru.

She was sitting in the garden, holding the bright flowers with her bare hands, and her words were also terrible: "Wu Tiao, do you know why you have no friends, and they don't even look at you when they don't need it?"

"Why should I care about this?"

"Pay attention."

"Okay." Gojo Satoru nodded, "It's because they are too weak."

The weak are afraid to fully expose themselves to the eyes of the strong, even if he doesn't care what they think at all, but for those people, looking directly into his eyes is like a clown looking in the mirror and suddenly realizing that the clown is me .

Osamu Dazai: "They don't want to look at me either."

If it is said that they saw the real self from Gojo Satoru's eyes, then from Dazai Osamu's eyes, what they saw was their own dark side, and they didn't even have the courage to look directly.

Gojo Satoru: "I don't want them to look at you either."

She was speechless before her emotions were brewed: "The two of us really don't have a common language, so let's go."

This is a rustic love story that he learned from where, even elementary school students know it better than him.

The boy stood in the flowerbed, his exquisite face was a little unhappy, his cheeks were bulging, and his white soft hair was hanging down, making people imagine a pair of cat airplane ears.

"I'm going to the Conjuration High School tomorrow, and I won't be allowed to come back unless I'm on vacation. Can't you show me your embarrassment?"

Osamu Dazai raised his head suddenly: "...Are you going to abandon me?"

Gojo Wu was overjoyed: "Then I'll take you with me!"

"……don't want."

"Tsk." He pursed his lips, as if he had expected it long ago, "I'm leaving, you are not allowed to play the game of saving the beauty with others, if you want to find something to do, the Wutiao family can play for you."

"Okay." She responded unexpectedly, "You should wear sunglasses or something to school, if you want to try to make friends."

The days at school were a little more interesting than expected, and Wujo Satoru, who was wearing sunglasses, also made friends smoothly.

His new friends Xia Youjie and Jia Ruozi said that they didn't know this idiot who talked about his fiancée all day long.

That day he finished his tasks at an astonishing speed and then ran home to see Osamu Dazai, and saw her fall asleep during the day which was rare.

The girl wearing his previous clothes was lying on the swing bed full of fragrant flowers, her eyes were closed, she was deeply asleep, the lush tree above her hid her in the shade, and a few rays of sunshine accidentally missed her and hit her finely Her brows were slightly furrowed.

Osamu Dazai hated the wide obi and unsuitable styles of women's kimonos, and Gojo Satoru, after discovering this, suggested that she wear his own clothes.

He grows fast, and many clothes can't be worn as soon as they are made, but a lot of new clothes are produced.

Osamu Dazai had no objection, he took it and she put it on.

So this kind of situation is very common, but Gojo Satoru can't treat it normally today.

He felt that Dazai, who was lying there in his own clothes, had a strange atmosphere, and he felt like he was hit by a cherry blossom that day, he was overwhelmed and itchy, so he became angry from embarrassment.

Gojo Satoru quietly walked up to the sleeping Dazai Osamu with a pen, blocked her sunlight to make her sleep more soundly, and then began to draw symbols on the bandages over her eyes.

Suppressing evil talisman.

Regarding the fiancée's behavior of wasting bandages to dress herself up, Gojo Wum is happy to send bandages for various festivals, but m is puzzled because she randomly blindfolds one side of her eyes every day and randomly switches her personality, as if the bandages are some kind of strange seal. .

When the right eye is blindfolded, it is generally in a bad mood, similar to a kitten that was just picked up, full of vigilance, but still energetic, and can stretch out its claws to scratch people but not too much.

When the left eye is blindfolded, it is extremely depressed, and the whole cat melts into the darkness, and no matter how loud it is, it will not give you any response.

There has never been a blindfolded situation.

He tore off her bandage last time, and he didn't find her for a whole day after that.

After all, she is not his own kitten who can be dominated by him.

It seemed that he was entangled in a dream, and Osamu Dazai never woke up.

Judging from the extremely shallow smile on her lips, it was a sweet dream that people didn't want to wake up from.

She was so beautiful and made him very happy.

The pen in his hand fell unconsciously, and after hesitating for a long time, his hand lightly fell on the hair by her ear.Gojo Satoru was nervous for a long time when no one knew, before he made up his mind, blushing and slowly lowered his head.

Isn't it natural for his own daughter-in-law to kiss her!

In the end, someone who was cowarded just kissed Osamu Dazai's cheek viciously.

Then she was horrified to see the person awakened by his majesty's kiss.

"Why do you always like to touch others when they are unconscious? Follow a pervert." Osamu Dazai sneered at him, his expression seemed very cold, but Gojo Satoru, who was holding her cheek, clearly felt the skin under his hand It's hot.

So he smiled shamelessly and said, "Aren't I kissing Sleeping Beauty?"

"Heh." Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes unwilling to look at him, his brain that quickly woke up received the neurofeedback from all over the body, and then felt suspiciously that his bandage seemed a little wet.

Ok?

With Gojo Satoru's expression gradually stiffening, she stretched out her hand to touch her bandage, feeling the wetness of water, holding it in front of her eyes, her fingers were stained with ink marks that seemed to be written.

"Is there anything else to explain?" She looked at the corner of the pen that was stepped on by Gojo Satoru, and smiled warmly.

Gojo Satoru replied blankly, "Not anymore."

During class the next day, Xia Youjie and Jiarui Nizizi paid attention to Wutiaowu's slap marks on his face and the cat's whiskers drawn with a marker.

In view of someone's rubbish personality and excessive strength, they immediately judged that the person who did this delightful thing was Gojo Satoru's fiancée who only knew her name but didn't know her.

Xia Youjie: "What outrageous thing did you do to offend your fiancée?"

Did not go back to school yesterday.

"I just drew an anti-evil talisman on her bandage while she was sleeping, and then kissed her!" Gojo Goku slapped the table angrily, "Can't I kiss my own wife?!"

Jia Ruozi couldn't believe it: "Do you think she is only angry because you kissed her?"

Gojo Satoru: "Then why?"

Nitrate & Summer Oil: My God, why does this kind of person have a fiancée?

Xia Youjie: "Your fiancée is said to be half a year younger than you, is she going to enroll again next year?"

To be honest, he was very curious, what kind of girl could stand Gojo Satoru and eat him to death.

Gojo Satoru, whose face can't be seen at all but m face calmly: "Look at her."

Two people: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Gojo Satoru still doesn't know what Osamu Dazai did to the Gojo family, he only knows that there are fewer annoying guys, and the number of annoying people has been greatly reduced.

Osamu Dazai enrolled in the second year, and as the only magician who did not have a rating at the time of enrollment, and someone's fiancée, she was watched by everyone.

"Looks like a quiet girl."

"So beautiful, so cute, and small. Why are there so many bandages on her body? It doesn't look like she's injured."

"M thought that Gojo Satoru could have such a fiancée, and felt that God had treated him too favorably."

……

"What are you looking at?!" Gojo Satoru sat on Osamu Dazai's desk with a lollipop in his mouth, acting like a schoolboy, "I know you guys are jealous that I have a fiancée, but don't stare at her in front of me Okay? If I find out that you have any unreasonable thoughts about her, I will kill you immediately."

Seven Sea Kento and Hui Yuanxiong in the m grade felt the malice.

Under the death stares of the first-grade and second-grade head teachers, the girl who was surrounded frowned, knocked on the table and said: "Enough is enough, five rules. Since we are here to go to school, we must try our best to be friendly with our classmates and respect our teachers." .”

Gojo Satoru seemed to have seen a ghost, pulled her face to confirm that it was his Dazai, fell from the table to the ground before she got angry, and stuffed his lollipop into her mouth: "Then I Let's go, you have a good time in class."

After speaking, he strode away with his long legs.

The girl just watched his back quietly, bit the candy in her mouth and swallowed it.

Xia Youjie and Jia Ruzi came over one after another, and M patted her shoulders from left to right to comfort her: "It must be very hard to endure this rotten person, right? It's really hard for you."

Dazai just laughed.

The image of a certain quiet and beautiful girl only lasted for m weeks, and when she "accidentally" touched the cursed skeleton of Noctuma Righteous Way for the third time, and was hugged by Gojo Satoru to escape for her life, this image shattered to pieces.

The two of them did all kinds of outrageous things in the high school, people hated it, if one was not strong enough and the other smart enough, they would have been beaten to death long ago.

In order to let these two rotten people harm others, the two of them were frequently sent out on missions. M went out for a whole day, and when he came back, he carried large bags and complained about today's curse spirit with fear. So ugly and so hard to beat.

Them: ...Dating is dating, don't take us for fools, thank you.

The days passed in a dull (?) way in the joy of the two persecuting everyone. On this day, they received the task of protecting Riko Amauchi and sending her to the High School of Magic.

Take the life of a female middle school student in exchange for peace and stability in the magic world.

The main force of this task, Osamu Dazai, Wujo Gojo and Xia Youjie began to discuss tactics.

Gojo Satoru, who had thrown away his brain ever since Osamu Dazai was around: "It's fine if Dazai arranges it."

Xia Youjie, who was not worried about the mission: "Are we really going to bring that girl back to the college?"

Osamu Dazai raised his head from the computer: "I have already replaced all the messages about that girl, and I need to arrive within half an hour, and I will give you Riko Tenouchi."

Two people: "Huh?"

She smiled and took out a sailor suit from under the seat and held it in her hand: "I have booked a beach in Okinawa. If we move quickly, we can take the little girl there to play for a few days before going back to school to be scolded. This kind of clothes is my first time." Wear it m times, try it first."

Gojo Satoru recalled what a good sailor suit was, and immediately nodded with a blushing face: "No problem."

Xia Youjie had a face full of shit: "What does she mean?!"

Gojo Satoru disliked him for interrupting his imagination, and M had a displeased face: "If you fail the mission, you will be scolded. There is nothing to make a fuss about."

Osamu Dazai didn't intend to send Riko Amauchi to the high school of conjuration, and neither did he.

He fully believed in Dazai's ability to send people back to the safe and peaceful life they deserved.

So this is the best way to handle it.

"But Lord Tianyuan..."

"Okay, there's nothing to worry about. Aren't we the strongest?" Gojo Satoru waved his hands, then tiptoed to the door of the room and squatted down, waiting expectantly for Osamu Dazai to change his clothes.

Osamu Dazai was speechless about the too-short skirt of the sailor suit and the black stockings that only reached the knees. In order to fit the character, he had to remove his own bandages, which made her feel uncomfortable.

If it weren't for the 15-year-old she who is only m Mi Wu Wu, and the 16-year-old Gojo Gojo has m Mi Qi, she would have made Gojo Satoru wear a wig and pretend to be Riko Tenouchi.

As soon as the door opened, Gojo Satoru faced a pair of slender legs wrapped in black knee socks, slender ankles, and the white round thighs between the dark skirt and socks all caused him a great shock.

"Do you need me to slap you to wake you up?" She asked coolly.

"Before the summer dress is finished, let's contact the other side to make it for you!" Gojo Satoru proposed with bright eyes.

She didn't give him a look, she tilted her head and braided herself: "Clear out the yellow waste in your mind, there will be a lot of people who want 'my' life later."

Gojo Satoru, who thought braided braids were so cute, said, "Got it, let's go and kill them all."

Xia Youjie, who felt that he was extra redundant: I probably shouldn't be here.

Riko Tenuchi knew that today was the day she was taken away, and she also understood that today might be the last day of her life. She should not hesitate or be timid.

But why is the person in the mirror about to cry?

"I have a very strong desire to have sex ~ Miss Lizi." The girl who was dressed exactly like her walked into the toilet, put her hand lightly on her shoulder, and the other m hands quickly injected the sleeping potion in the syringe into her in the body.

Before Tiannai Lizi had time to question who she was, she passed out.

Osamu Dazai carried her out to Xia Youjie, and told him, "Take her to the place I mentioned, and someone will pick you up."

Then he said to Gojo Satoru: "Pretend to see me for the first time, you know?"

Gojo Satoru nodded: "I have experience with things like falling in love at first sight."

She: "..." Forget it, let him play.

After a long time, the two played the hero saving the beauty. In order to show his handsomeness and strength, Gojo Satoru arranged a different death method for each person who came to assassinate him.

Fu Heisher saw from a distance that the curse master wearing a cardboard box disappeared from the spot after touching the girl who was being hugged by Gojo Satoru, beat up his client on the spot and ran away.

Then where is Riko Tenuchi, she is obviously Gojo Wu's fiancee who looks like a devil.

In the past m years, the Wujo family has been rectified from top to bottom, and the internal and external miscellaneous things have been cleaned up by cruel means. It is said that it can see through the devil in anyone's heart.

He also went to see her curiously, standing in a hidden corner, holding back all his breath, and looking at her without any emotion.

The girl wearing the clothes of a nasty little devil suddenly turned her head, looked at him accurately, and smiled brightly: "Are you here to kill me?"

The little girl who didn't have six eyes and was so weak found him, and even realized that he had done killing people to make money.

And invited him to kill her.

When Fu Heisher read the invitation and expectation from the other party's tone, his heart was full of thoughts of running away, so he slipped away without saying hello.

This guy is a hundred times more difficult to deal with than Gojo Satoru.

No amount of money will be given.

Osamu Dazai didn't know that he had lost m powerful enemies because of his accidental disclosure of his identity. She also troubled Her Majesty because of this, and decided to end this matter as soon as possible, so she said to Gojo Satoru: "Hurry up, Xia The oil is still waiting."

Gojo Satoru put her down, and performed the high-intensity spell "茈" that the professional demolition team would call a good guy when they met, killing the cursers indiscriminately.

He also smiled and asked her if she was handsome.

It's a second grade and stupid.

Osamu Dazai: "Go shopping for a swimsuit?"

Gojo Satoru: "Good!"

When Riko Tennai woke up, the whistling wind in her ear made her dazed for a long time.

"Where is this? Who are you?"

"The beach. He's here to protect you." Xia Youjie was lying under the umbrella drinking a drink, and there was a quarrel between the young couple in the distance, and his face was full of numbness.

"This red crab looks delicious."

"It's poisonous, throw it away."

"It's just a little poison, I can do it."

"No, you can't."

Gojo Satoru threw away the crab, Dazai Osamu left the beach in disappointment, and sat next to Tenuchi Riko.

"Riko, do you want to continue to study or live as a rich woman?" Dazai gave her two choices, and after finishing speaking, drinking cold beer, he added m sentences, "Of course, both of these require you to abandon your previous life. , change identity."

Riko Tenuchi asked in a daze: "Shouldn't I be sent to Lord Tianyuan?"

Dazai Osamu: "All m problems you are worried about will be settled by us. This is the only m time I have kindness this year. Think carefully before answering my question. It cannot be changed."

If she didn't want to use this to make some moves, she wouldn't care about the lives and deaths of strangers.

Riko Tennouchi quickly accepted this setting: "Can I bring Kuroi with me and become a rich woman!"

"If you confirm that she will not betray you. Our protection for you will only last as long as you are 'Tiannai Lizi'."

Riko Tenuchi laughed and cried, "Hmm!"

Is it so happy to choose your own life without hesitation?

Kuroi Misato was taken over to participate in the pleasant vacation activities together, and I don't know how Dazai Osamu did it, and no one came to bother me during the period.

On the way back to school to be scolded, Xia Youjie glanced at Osamu Dazai, who had a stomach ache from eating too much crabs and could only nest in Gojo Satoru's arms, and said sincerely: "I hope you two are locked up." , don’t harm others.”

Gojo Satoru: "I will invite you to get married, don't worry."

I don't know what big devil I'm holding, Wu.

I don't know what happened, but there was no problem with Master Tianyuan who didn't have Tian Nei Lizi, and they didn't have any punishment after being scolded.

The life of the high school was spent in a hurry. Osamu Dazai broke into the high-level with his own strength, and took pleasure in persecuting other high-levels. Gojo Satoru and Xia You outstanding tasks for several years, feeling very boring, so they returned Became a teacher at the Tokyo school.

So much so that the Tokyo campus suffers from the problem of enrollment every year.

Osamu Dazai wanted to die in that season of cherry blossoms, but he was picked up by some bastard by accident and brought back to be his fiancée.

The little ghost is naive to death no matter what time it is, he can understand her words but he always refuses to listen.

Regardless of her wishes, he saved her time and time again, called his daughter-in-law willingly, and stayed by her side like a clingy cat, and acted like a baby when he found her angry.

I hate him very much, but there is nothing I can do to deal with him.

Then the spring is entangled, the bitter summer is spent in ice cream and crushed ice, the autumn night will be picked up to watch the moon, and the cold winter is warm blankets and sweet milk tea.

Things that can be easily obtained by m all the time seem to become more precious because there are more m people.

Gradually, living is less painful, and even more meaningful than dying.

It's actually quite good to have a cat for a lifetime.