Can a psychic become a conjurer?

Probably because he received too much stimulation the day before, when Yuzu Yujin had a dream, he dreamed that he had turned into a big yellow tiger, and was brought by the hunter Fu Heisher and his son Fu Heihui, one black and one white. The dog chased for eight hundred miles and ran into another white tiger.

The white tiger was being chased by a big white cat as big as a hill. The cat had a weird smile on its face, and Dazai Osamu was sitting on top of its head. It seemed to be playing tricks on the white tiger. It stopped when it ran two steps to catch up. Come down and scratch it with your paw, or slap the tree next to it with one paw to scare it.

The poor white tiger ran as fast as he did, but only got the hunter's cries with ease.

"Run faster, haven't you eaten yet?"

The two tigers met in the valley and ran together, with cheerful nursery rhymes behind them.

"Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast, one has no eyes and the other has no tail..."

Why the hell does he have no eyes? !

He has four eyes!

Knotabagi Youruto woke up from fright.

However, the reality is even more terrifying, because there are people in his room, and there are more than one.

Osamu Dazai opened the closet of Knotweed and said disappointedly: "It's really what you said, Yuhito only has hoodies in his closet. He can't be a senior member of the Hoodie Lovers Association, can he?"

"That's not true! I bought it because I chose the hoodie because I thought it was the most suitable." After refuting her words, Katsuobu Yujin immediately turned pale, "No, wait, why did you open my closet door .”

His cry didn't get any response from her, and then he watched her expertly find his dirty clothes basket in the corner, and shook his head while commenting: "I haven't washed the socks I saved for a week."

"Teacher Gojo! Aren't you going to stop her?!" Hirohito Kojo almost died on the spot, looking excitedly at Gojo Satoru with a doting expression on his face.

This is the boy's room!What to do if you see something strange!

Even if Osamu Dazai is not conscious at all, Mr. Gojo, you should pay attention to it anyway!

"The strange thing you mentioned, do you mean the 18X magazine, galgame and action movie discs you hid in the corner of the cabinet above?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyes and smiled cutely, "Youren's taste is really good. It’s very simple, stream-of-consciousness and ambiguous aesthetics are popular nowadays, and as a minor under the age of 16, Youruhito, you have wasted a lot of energy to find such old dishes, right?”

Knotashi Yuhito: If I am guilty, I should be punished by the law instead of having my two teachers come to my room and find these embarrassing things.

"Oh, there's no need to be so shy. The teachers are all grown-ups. I can understand your need for convenience as a young boy."

Seeing that he was about to pass out, Osamu Dazai thoughtfully closed the cabinet door: "Do you need me to introduce you to a girlfriend? I know quite a few girls who fit your ideal type. You like Asians , European and American or mixed blood?"

He said weakly: "No no no... Thank you for your kindness, I have no plans to fall in love yet QAQ"

She said regretfully: "Okay, then you get up and wake up the others with us~"

Knotabagi Yuhito glanced at the still dark sky outside, felt a brief pain in his conscience, and decided to join in (to help the evildoer).

He: "You go out first, I'll put on some clothes."

If he had dressed recognizably, he would have just run out of bed and grabbed his laundry basket.

Fu Heihui was dominated by learning for a day, even in his dreams.

The white dog and the big snake lost in the battle circled him one by one, and slapped his paw on his face while the other pressed his paw, staring at him to study.

He felt like he couldn't breathe, let alone read what was written in the book.

The painful feeling that the air in the lungs was squeezed out, the chest cavity was squeezed, and the mouth and nose could not breathe freely was so real that it woke him up from the dream.

But the pain continued.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Fu Heihui was caught by the fluffy paws: "..."

A twenty-pound cat!

A full twenty catties cat!Just put it on his quilt!And press his nose with paws to cover his mouth!

He suddenly sat up and tried to throw the cat to the ground, but the nimble cat jumped to the ground and turned into a human, and said very innocently: "Teacher saw that you were frowning in a dream, and your head was still sweating, as if you were haunted by a nightmare." It’s like I can’t wake up, so I kindly help you, why are you so fierce?”

Fu Heihui: "Oh."

I believe you assholes, the crumb guardian is very bad.There is no shortage of troublesome things to do.

"Ah~ Megumin's bunny pajamas are so cute."

A hand from the other side suddenly reached out and grabbed the black rabbit ears on the hat of his pajamas, then quickly put the hat on his head, and began to touch his head.

Fuck this voice...

Fu Heihui froze completely, feeling isolated from the real world for a moment, unable to respond to the outside world, and could only let the other party do what they wanted.

Gojo Satoru seemed very proud: "I bought it for him, in addition to dinosaur pajamas, dog pajamas..."

Osamu Dazai nodded approvingly: "Tasteful."

Gojo Satoru: "Hey. In order for Megumi to wear these, I threw away all his other pajamas."

Fu Heihui: "&#@% (expletive words have been blocked)"

In the situation of extreme shame and anger, Fukuroi suddenly remembered her identity as a delinquent boy, swore a few swear words, slapped Osamu Dazai's hand away, and sued them.

"Wu Tiao, it's fine if you do this kind of thing, why did you bring her?!" Fu Heihui hit the bed, feeling extremely agitated, "This is a boys' dormitory! Do you know what a boys' dormitory is?! Girls are not allowed to enter !"

Gojo Satoru blinked: "No, wait a minute, I didn't propose..."

Osamu Dazai agreed abruptly: "Yes, yes, he just doesn't have the slightest awareness of this. If he had, he wouldn't have sneaked into the girls' dormitory to sneak into girls' uniforms before."

Gojo Satoru thought to himself: What the hell, is it still waiting for me here?

Gojo Satoru surfaced: "I was wrong. I shouldn't have done that kind of degrading thing to my students. I sincerely repent. I promise that I will only steal your clothes in the future."

Fu Heihui:?

Osamu Dazai was also dumb: "I didn't expect this to be your hobby."

Gojo Satoru recalled what he had said: "Hiss—no, listen to me, I'm not, I didn't..."

Her expression was instantly gloomy: "You don't mean to repent, but you are just perfunctory me?"

Gojo Satoru: "...Yes, I like women's clothing."

She smiled again immediately: "I have a lot of new dresses for you to wear here, you can try them on one by one when you go back."

He was silent, and finally struggled to say: "But I can't wear your clothes even if we are so different in size."

"You can wear it, Nazaki's skirt." She said in a word.

He: "I repent, I can wear it."

"Don't discuss things like this in front of me, okay?" Fu Heihui, who was ignored, said angrily, not understanding why there was such an adult.

Accept it as soon as you see it, Dazai Osamu gave him his eyes: "Speaking of which, Hui's guardian is still Wujo?"

Fu Heisher is still a black household.

Gojo Satoru: "That's right, I worked so hard to take care of my child for nine years, and it took me so long to bring him up. I don't even have time to fall in love."

"Did you work so hard to persecute me?" Fu Heihui didn't expect him to be so brazen, and immediately sneered, "Is it because I don't have time to fall in love? You don't know what kind of rubbish your personality is? The woman who was tricked by your face to strike up a conversation with you ran away in anger after less than three sentences with you."

Someone didn't feel that there was a problem at all: "Is there any problem? They are not as good-looking as me, and they are very weak. It is fine if I take care of them."

Osamu Dazai said coolly, "I'm not as good-looking as you, and I'm also weak."

Gojo Satoru said without hesitation, "But I like you, that's enough."

Fu Heihui: ...I shouldn't be here, I should be under the bed.

After getting a satisfactory answer, Dazai decided to let the two go: "Okay, it seems that Megumin is very awake and won't fall asleep again. Let's go to the next room."

Before washing up, Fu Heihui saw the door that was locked by her last night and it was still intact, and slowly realized what was wrong, she poked her head out to look at the two people who walked into the room next door to Atsushi Nakajima.

Osamu Dazai held a wire in his hand, casually inserted it into the lock, moved it a few times easily, and the door opened.

just opened...

It seems that this door lock must be changed. Try another smart lock?

No, the smart lock probably won't trouble Osamu Dazai, so he should change to a door lock that can't be pried with wire.

Osamu Dazai, who was very skilled in committing crimes, put away the wire, opened the door quietly and walked in, his steps were lighter than a cat's.

After being beaten and frightened, Atsushi Nakajima, who was sound asleep, was completely unaware that two devils had entered his room.

Until there was a strange sound in his ear.

“The best ochazuke is usually made with…”

Even in his sleep, his brain reacted to the word "chazuke", and those who hadn't had enough for a day began to cry, and gradually became louder.

So hungry, so hungry——

QAQ Can he still eat today?

"I really fell asleep." Dazai Osamu walked to his bed, leaned over his ear tenderly, and shouted loudly, "Wake up and have breakfast! Atsu-kun!"

Atsushi Nakajima sat up startled in his dying dream: "What, you're going to be late for dinner?!"

Then he found Osamu Dazai who was standing by the bed smiling and looking at him, and immediately let out a scream as if a young girl had encountered a shameless hooligan.

"Ahhh - why are you here?!"

"It's too much, you're going to wake up the others all at once." She accused him in turn.

Gojo Satoru agreed, "We came here to call you because we were afraid that you would be too tired to get up yesterday."

The overly honest Atsushi Nakajima apologized to her, and even used the exaggerated gesture of Dogeza.

Osamu Dazai, who felt no pleasure in bullying him, sighed and said, "Okay, pack up and go eat first, I have reserved breakfast for you in advance, so you can have a full meal."

Atsushi Nakajima: The cat moved jpg.

It never occurred to him that the person in front of him restricted him from eating yesterday and let the cat beat him.

After the two left Nakajima Atsushi's room, they regretted to find that the others were awake, put on their clothes, closed the door and greeted them at the door.

"It doesn't look like I was woken up by Dun Dun..."

Amidst their tense expressions, Osamu Dazai pondered for a while.

Fukuro Megumi, who quickly finished washing and changing clothes after calling to wake up the others, saw Osamu Dazai looking back and smiling as soon as he opened the door, and he suddenly said, "Look forward to my special teaching, Megumi."

Fu Heihui hadn't had time to mourn for herself, when she saw Heruhito Knotabagi holding two palm prints that were not symmetrical, one left and one right, being dragged by Zenyuan Maki.

Nagasaki and Izumi Kyoka followed behind them.

Very much like coming to fight, very very much like.