Can a psychic become a conjurer?

In fact, Osamu Dazai cannot accept the current state of uncertainty and instability at all.

Emotion is something that either doesn't need it, or controls it.

To her, he is close at hand, but it makes her feel more uncomfortable than being far away.

He didn't remember her, but he easily made that kind of outrageous behavior towards her, approached her self-servingly, and talked about his so-called liking.And since she caused the scene, she couldn't even blame him.

The anger that had nowhere to vent accumulated day after day and was suppressed, which made her once have the idea of ​​killing the other party and forgetting about it.

Isn't it happy to die for love?

But facing a kitten every day, she felt that this kind of thinking was a little perverted, and then she dragged it over and over again.

She sometimes hates herself for being too smart, for having so much work and still having the time to think about such things.

It was also discovered that he had been thinking about the other party.

Or just kill someone.

She hasn't found a way to safely crack the prison gate, but she has plenty of ways to completely destroy it.

"What's the matter with you?" Gojo Satoru, who had no idea that he might become a dead person, was very dissatisfied with her reaction, "At least I'm touched and ashamed!"

"Your method of seducing people is really simple and boring." Osamu Dazai commented objectively, and with someone's expression of "I don't want to listen to your words", he grabbed his hand and put it on his chest, Start teaching.

Gojo Satoru:! ! !

"It's the most straightforward and simple."

Her tone was serious as if she was giving a serious lecture, but she hooked her hands around his neck to get close to him, then stretched out her hand to hook his collar, and traced along the outline of his collarbone with her cold fingers.

In the turbulent atmosphere, her expression was still serious: "This is an ordinary tease."

Gojo Satoru grabbed her hand and smiled: "What you're doing now is a high-ranking seduction, right?"

She also smiled, her eyebrows raised: "You have a strong learning ability, Mr. Wutiao."

"After all, I have become a teacher." He also had a serious look of academic discussion, but grabbed her hand and reached in from the hem of his clothes to touch it.

The smooth and slightly sticky skin, the strong muscles, and the smooth lines were all drawn by him and her.

"I think you should like my straightforwardness more. Is it comfortable to touch? I must be more energetic than this." With an ambiguous light in his eyes, Gojo Satoru seduced like a fairy She said things he liked to hear.

"Oh?" She looked back calmly.

Gojo Satoru: "Don't keep lying to me about your heartbeat that can sing "Little Star", you must be very shy and excited now, you almost threw me down~"

As he spoke, he leaned forward a bit, intending to let her pounce casually.It smells like a coquettish bitch.

Osamu Dazai: "... go to bed early, you are so sleepy that you are not awake."

"It's okay, let the quilt out a little bit, your cat is relatively big and needs a lot of space. In order to avoid pressing you again, I will hold you to sleep." Gojo Satoru was a little excited, which was his room for his quilt and his wife!

Not being excited is not a man.

But she said incredulously: "Why do you think I will let you sleep with me?"

The smile on Gojo Satoru's face gradually disappeared, and he asked in a daze, "Then where do I sleep?"

She said again as a matter of course: "I slept in your room, so you go to sleep in mine."

He stayed where he was, pointing to the next door: "You mean the room next door? Wasn't it half destroyed by me?" And she didn't let anyone clean it up.

"You also know that you did it. I'm sleepy. Go there by yourself. I won't send it off."

Wujo Satoru had countless words "how could this be?" in his heart, but in front of his wife who had just coaxed (?), he chose to go to the next door aggrieved.

On the first day of the new year, I was cleaning up the house I had demolished.

On the other side of the city, Mr. Xia Youjie, Wujou's best friend and the president of the Conjurer Protection Association, opened the door and smiled when he saw the real person: "Yo, hello, New Year's gift."

The real person smiled like a child: "Happy New Year, I am... what kind of New Year's gift."

The smile and confusion on his face hadn't disappeared yet, and he was taken care of by the other party.

Who the hell told him that Xia Youjie was actually the culprit who sealed Wujou, and that his relationship with the High School of Conjuration seemed to be okay but was actually terrible? ? ?

After tidying up the Leuhuhua Yutuogen that he found later, he ate four special magic spirits in one go, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the magic spirits no longer tasted good to him. Good thing."

The four magic spirits that became Pokémon: The outside world is so scary.

After the three congratulatory days, the students of the college were caught off guard and started school.

This is not right, Dazai has raised them free-range for half a year, and he has never been so active.

And even Atsushi Nakajima and Ryunosuke Akutagawa were called back.

Osamu Dazai saw that they were very nervous, so he organized an entertainment project to ease the atmosphere first - physical examination after the year.

A brand-new smart device for measuring height and weight was placed in front of them, and evil lights flowed on its screen.

None of the people who ate well and had fun during the Chinese New Year could laugh.

What kind of entertainment is this to ease the atmosphere!

flip table gif.

The first person to stand up was Fu Heihui who was completely indifferent.

Anyway, he is used to being beaten by his own father, and he has no partner, so why are he afraid of being weighed?

Everyone gathered around to look, and was disappointed to find that he was the same weight as when he entered school, and he even looked thinner. (Probably learned by my own father)

Dazai: "Yeah, Megumin, you've grown taller again, it looks like you'll exceed 1.8 meters within this year."

Fifteen or sixteen years old is the peak growth period for boys, and conjurers generally develop earlier, but this age is still rising.

The 16-year-old Gojo Satoru is almost 1.8 meters tall.So why did she think he was a girl when she was dreaming?

Knotabagi Yuhito was a little excited: "Let me see if I have grown taller!"

Speaking of growing taller, they immediately became excited, and they didn't have that much resistance to it.

Yuzu Yuhito stood up confidently, and was pleasantly surprised to find that he had grown taller, and then fell silent looking at the single digits behind his eight in the weight display column.

It feels like no matter how long it takes, it will be able to enter a place.

"Youren Yuzhang, have you gained weight in winter? Look at your current body fat percentage, and then look at your body fat percentage when you entered school."

Dazai, who is very sensitive to the weight of felines (Yuhito:?) because of a certain cat, blamed him sadly, thinking that such creatures as cats really cannot be enriched.

I don't know why, but I always feel that I have done something wrong. Yuren touched the back of his head and said, "I'm sorry that the food is too good in winter, so I gained weight. I will work hard!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who ate more and gained more weight, quietly took a step back, then another step, ready to see where someone needed help.

Osamu Dazai seemed to have eyes behind him: "Atsushi Nakajima, come here."

Before Atsushi Nakajima had time to make a dry laugh, Ryunosuke Akutagawa lifted it up with the Rashomon and put it on the instrument, so as not to hit Yuzu Yuhito.

"Mr. Tai, Mr. Dazai." Atsushi Nakajima, who followed Akutagawa and called her husband, seemed very embarrassed, and did not dare to look at the instrument at all.

Osamu Dazai glanced at the instrument, and said in a tone that was true: "Cats really get fat too easily."

Atsushi Nakajima, who is one year younger than the others in the first grade, happened to be at the age of rapid growth. He used to be in an orphanage... let alone, anyway, after he came out of there, he grew taller and fatter at an alarming rate. In fact, it doesn't look fat, but the weight gain is relatively large.

"Anyway, I'm over 1.6 meters tall, just exercise more." Satisfied with this, Dazai let him go and started looking for his cat everywhere, "Where's Wuwu?"

Izumi Kyoka pointed to Osamu Dazai's chair: "Lie there."

A white long-haired cat with a body length of nearly one meter was nestled on a large and comfortable chair, its tail hanging like a big brush was hanging in the air, looking lazily at them.

Pretty is pretty, but that face plate must be as big as a child's face.

They originally thought it was a relatively large puppet, but now that they looked at it, it was a half-year-old cat so big, it must be a Maine Coon or a forest cat.

Osamu Dazai expressed his distress at this, and said wearily, "Come here."

The self-conscious big cat, who was not as fat as himself, ran over and hooked her leg with its tail to please her.

And she pulled out her legs ruthlessly, and stood on the instrument by herself.

42.5 kg.

After a year, I will lose two catties.

A group of people took a breath, because Yuren Knotabagi, who was taller than her, weighed as much as two of her.

Osamu Dazai bent down to pick up the cat, but he was picked up instead.

Gojo Satoru hugged her and stood on the instrument, raised his eyebrows and looked at the 52.5kg weight on the instrument: "Don't be too sad, the weight you lost has grown on the cat."

She: "...Who made you into a human form? Change back."

Gojo Satoru: "No. Let me hold you for a while~ I plan to make you fat in the future, so let's experience the light and light feeling first."

Everyone gasped again, always feeling that something was showing on their faces.

In public, in front of the students, although the two of them are not people who would feel embarrassed, the physical examination must continue, and the follow-up matters must be arranged. Dazai said that it is almost done and don't hinder her.

Gojo Satoru thought for a moment and agreed, then stood beside her and evaluated the height and weight of the remaining students together, and put forward all kinds of devilish training suggestions.

They: Oops, Maki's guess turned out to be true.When these two are together, the damage to them is one plus one far greater than two.

In the end, they added new training programs to all of them except Panda, including Maki, who was not fat, and Kyoka, who was growing normally and thin.

To ask is to have a collective consciousness. (But in fact, the training venues arranged for them hardly overlap)

After the entertainment (?), there is the much-anticipated (Dazai) sorting session.

"First, the supernatural user takes three steps to the left, and the conjurer takes three steps to the right."

Ten seconds later, Atsushi Nakajima stood in the middle and looked at both sides in confusion, not knowing where he should go.

Akutagawa dragged him over with a cold face.

"You can't run 50 meters in four seconds and take a step in the middle."

Except for Panda, Youruhito, and Maki, they all took a step in the middle.

"Those who have experience in fighting super-level spell spirits will take a step further in the middle."

Yi Gu and Fu Heihui took a step in the middle.

"If there is a field, take a step towards the middle."

Fu Heihui took a step in the middle alone, facing the smiling Dazai Osamu.

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