"Are you going to school?" Count D heard her say, and suddenly felt that the sweets in his hand were not good.

"You said in the morning that it is impossible to go to school, and you can only live here by working for me. Did it only last for seven days?"

Sticking out his tongue, Dazai Osamu said with a playful smile: "I suddenly realized that only knowledge can change my destiny. As for part-time jobs, I will come again. Please don't fire me!"

"change destiny?"

"A conjurer bumped into my hand just now, and he gave a very interesting insight into my situation." Curly eyelashes drooped, and unknown emotions gathered and fluctuated in her iris-colored eyes, "he said , the reason why I can’t die is because I was cursed.”

Osamu Dazai had already noticed something was wrong.

She seems to be rejected by the god of death, like a major disaster or accident, the survival rate of others is only 0.000001%, but it becomes 100% for her.If it is a [-]% fatal event, then there must be an accident to make it possible to survive.

Even if you jump down from the [-]th floor, you will definitely be rescued or be buffered by something to prevent you from dying.

She even went to the Onmyoji, and tried the sacrificial formation in which the sacrificial sacrifice must die in the legend, but was driven out by the evil god.

"I have a hunch, this time it will definitely work!" Dazai Osamu clenched his fists and said super energetically.

I didn't know, I thought she was going to save the world instead of finding the correct suicide posture.

Earl D didn't say much in the end, but prepared with everyone what the children would bring to school.

The count opened a suitcase, put in several sets of skirts, and filled it up in an instant: "Take the skirts with you, and you can buy the rest later."

Other members stuffed dragon scales, phoenix feathers, tiger teeth and all kinds of strange things in the corners one after another.These are real items, and while they don't work on Osamu Dazai, they won't be removed by her abilities either.

A certain child: "...Do you want me to be kicked out as a curse master on the first day I go?"

Ah Tian stuffed a plush fox doll into the suitcase without looking up: "There is nothing that you, Dazai, can't hide."

Osamu Dazai smiled stiffly: "You think highly of me."

In the end, the suitcase was so cramped that there was no room for bandages, and she took out a set of skirts at a great risk, and managed to stuff some.

When Gojo Satoru came to pick up Osamu Dazai, he also boasted that the fox doll on her backpack was very cute.

"The material looks very good." The evil spirit almost hit his face.

Is this child taken away by a monster and raised?

"Thank you." Osamu Dazai saluted and sat in the back seat, "I thought after what happened yesterday, you would give up the idea of ​​pulling me into school."

I'm not afraid that she will spoil his students.

Gojo Satoru smiled confidently: "I've always been courageous."

Yi Dizhi drove shiveringly in front, always thinking that the one sitting in the back might be more dangerous than Su Nuo.

Night Moth Zhengdao is also skillfully sewing the skeleton of the mantra today, and receiving new students.

This student has a very special ability. His "spell" is to counteract other spells and dissipate the spell power.

"If it is an ordinary curse spirit, it will probably dissipate as soon as it touches her."

When Gojo Satoru said these words, the person he was talking about was already a default student.

But despite this, he still greeted the other party with the curse skeleton as usual.

Osamu Dazai saw a giant ugly doll rushing towards him as soon as he entered the door, he subconsciously raised his hand to catch it, and then was hit by the force so he took two steps back and bumped into Gojo Satoru.

She looked at the principal who was full of extreme temperament, and then at the ugly doll in her arms that scared the children to tears, and said in a complimenting tone: "The principal's hobbies are quite special."

Ye Mozheng said: "This is my technique, but it is indeed a hobby."

The connection with the curse skeleton disappeared in an instant, and the magic power on it also disappeared.As she said, it turned into a doll, and even got a few cracks because of the loss of the traction of the magic power, making it even uglier.

She wasn't unaware of it, but she didn't take it to heart.

"Why do you want to become a conjurer?"

"In order to lift the curse on me, no one can do it for me, so I can only try it myself."

Ye Mozheng frowned, not satisfied with her casual attitude: "Try?"

"Before I learned that it was a curse, I had tried countless times. I worked hard, I was never lazy, and I was not afraid of death." She said in a calm tone, but it was more convincing.

Gojo Satoru, who was watching, couldn't help rubbing the top of her hair.

It's too foolish.

"Is the bandage on your body the proof?"

"It's proof, and it's also a hobby." Dazai Osamu raised his hand to grab his hand, stuffed the doll in his arms, and then withdrew two points to the side.

"Although you don't have much motivation, you have been admitted. Welcome to the High School of Conjuration."

On the way to choose a dormitory.

"Is it really okay to fool the principal like this?"

"I didn't tell a lie, and it was just to avoid the continuation of the preaching. If he found out that I came here to find a way to commit suicide, it would not be so easy to let me go. Wujo teacher did not tell him because of this consideration Bar?"

And she described her ability as a spell.

Because it is passive, and no one can spy on her physical condition, it has become an unverifiable lie, that is, "truth".

"You, Dazai... Sure enough, it's because you're afraid of pain?" So I persuaded the other party before the other party personally confirmed her determination.

"...Has anyone ever told you that you're a nuisance?"

"A lot of people, but not much use." He said proudly.

Osamu Dazai chose a room with a beautiful crooked neck tree at the door, and then kicked Gojo Satoru out on the grounds that "the girl is going to start tidying up the house".

Open the cabinet, stuff the suitcase in, and close the door.

Housekeeping completed.

Gojo Satoru outside the door had disappeared, so she happily ran towards the love tree of her new dream.

Estimate the height first, and then borrow a rope later!

Standing under the tree, Osamu Dazai looked up at the tree, raised his hand to compare the height, then pressed down on the branches, and praised: "It's really a good tree."

"Well, what do you want to use this tree for?" Yujin Yuzhang, who was sent out to say hello, asked suspiciously.

"Hang yourself."

"Eh?!"

A group of people who heard that airborne fourth graders came to watch made a sound of shock.

The girl turned around to comfort them: "Please don't be nervous, this is just my personal hobby, and it's not that something happened that I couldn't think about."

They: ...there are so many slots that I can't say anything.

"Are you all here to welcome me? I heard that high school students are very busy even in the first grade. It is a great honor to be welcomed by such people."

There was a silence among the crowd.

Naoio Maki of the Zen Academy said: "No, it's just that the Kyoto sister school exchange meeting is about to start, so we are training at school. I heard that there is a newcomer in the fourth grade, so I came to watch."

Others whispered behind her back.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "How do I feel..."

Fu Heihui: "This person..."

Knotweed Youruhito: "Déjà vu?"

"A frivolous and nasty feeling is coming to my face." Fat Da sighed with his arms crossed.

Dog Curlythorn: "Salmon Roe."

No matter what everyone thought, Osamu Dazai greeted them "friendly" one by one and shook hands.

"My name is Osamu Dazai. I am currently in the fourth grade. Please give me your advice."

The first is the only girl.

"Is it called Nagasaki Wild Rose? It is as beautiful and dazzling as a rose!"

Nazaki reached a consensus with her: "Yes, yes, I also think I am beautiful, but there are too few people who know things like you."

"Then this should be Zenyuan Maki, who is in the second grade. From the first impression, I think you should be a very powerful magician. And someone repeatedly told me not to touch your magic tool."

"Ah, hello." Chanyuan Maki reached out to shake her hand.

Then there are boys who can deal with it casually.

"Is your name Hui? Do you use hairspray for your hairstyle? Is it true that you are worth a billion?"

Fu Heihui: "..."

"Panda, is your name a homonym for panda? Are pandas allowed in schools?"

Fat Da: "..."

"Mr. Goujuan, do you like dogs? I don't. And if you cover your mouth like this, won't it be hot in summer?"

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

When we arrived at Yuzuhiro Hirohito, Osamu Dazai hadn't started yet, when he heard the other party ask, "Why do you only shake hands with girls?"

"Because shaking hands with a girl is to get in touch with a girl, and being with a boy is a performance event." Osamu Dazai showed a malicious expression, and handed a white and skinny hand in front of Knotabazu Yujin, "Come on, let Su Let Nuo out for me to play with."

Others: play? !

It was probably the first time Su Nuo heard such rebellious words. At the beginning, he smiled evilly, but before he could say the line "Woman, you managed to attract my attention", Osamu Dazai suddenly grabbed his arm.

It's not that I didn't react, it's just that I feel weak so don't worry about it.Then something went wrong.

Knotabagi Yuhito, who was replaced in an instant, said in a daze, "What happened just now?"

Osamu Dazai let go of him, took a few steps back, and sat down against the tree.

"This is her 'spell'." The elusive Gojo Satoru sat beside her and handed her the crow in his hand, "The effect is to invalidate all the spells, and the person who is touched cannot use the spell power .”

"And—" He stretched out a finger in front of him, and the smile on his face deepened, "This technique is absolutely valid and irresistible, even if I am a teacher, I can't do it."

"Eh?!"

Everyone expressed shock at this kind of bug-level ability and sat down to watch.

The crow disappeared in his hand, and Osamu Dazai clutched a pitch-black feather, listening to the news from the crow with a headache—"Call me."

What about the absolutely safe and concealed enchantment that was promised?It was only the first day that she was discovered.

Putting this matter aside for a moment, she responded to everyone's questions.

"As the teacher said, the activation condition of my technique is touch, and if you can't touch it, there is nothing you can do."

Gojo Satoru: "Yes, so Dazai's role is to support. If you go on missions with her, protect her well."

As the only pure support in Tokyo school (everyone agrees that she has no attack power), even though Dazai Osamu's ability is not as healing as Iirui Glass's, she is still treated with unanimous enthusiasm by everyone.

Although the personality is a bit strange, but the conjurers are all lunatics, so it's not a big problem.

After Osamu Dazai returned to the room, he tidied up the boxes by the door a little, and found that besides daily necessities, there were two boxes of bandages.

A certain teacher was unexpectedly caring.

The two boxes under the bandage are the books Gojo Satoru promised to find for her.

After studying until late at night, she reluctantly called someone.

"Good evening, Ditang."

"Good evening." The girl on the other end of the phone not only calmly accepted that she was only calling now, but her tone was also very gentle and loving.

This is what Osamu Dazai is afraid of.

"After running for so many days, it's almost enough to relax. Leave the Conjuration College and return to my concubine."

She said indifferently: "I refused. I originally said that I wanted to invite you to accompany me to buy clothes tomorrow."

"it is good."

"Good night then."

A low-pitched and charming laughter came from the other end, and when Osamu Dazai was about to hang up the phone as before, a sentence finally came—"Musai Tsuji is coming to Tokyo."

really.

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