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The river in Yokohama is very cold, and there is no other way.

It just rained in the morning, and the temperature of the water surface is colder than the temperature of the bottom of the river, but if you persist for a while, you won't have this trouble if you sink deeper.

Zaotome Ranma knew that he was despicable for proposing this method, and the other party probably didn't expect that he would be able to accept this request.

But, that's 20 yen. He has never seen [-] yen appear from his hands until now. If the other party is just trying to test it, doing this should calm the other party down a bit.

Ranma held his breath at the bottom of the water and counted the time. The average person's breath-holding time is about 2 minutes to 3 minutes. After more than 3 minutes, the other party should also be scared. Give up this idea of ​​​​drifting along the water.

20 yen, Osamu Dazai, a creditor, wouldn't dedicate his life to do this scene to scare him.

Although after Ranma agreed to try to die in love with him in the water, it made the detective agency jump for a while, but in the end everyone still acquiesced to let Ranma and Osamu Dazai come here to try, which shows that they did not think about it. The meaning of putting people to death is just those few of them who can't afford money to repay their debts after being frightened.

58,59,60, 1, 3, another minute has passed, and it has been [-] minutes, but why didn't he hear the sound of Mr. Dazai slamming hard on the water? Can he still persist?Ranma braced himself and opened his eyes underwater.

Mr. Osamu Dazai, who signed for the launch with Ranma with his eyes closed, has already started spitting bubbles beside him. If it wasn't for the weight of Ranma's body and the stones tied around their waists, the other party would obviously appear on the water, and Like any drowning person, it floats up and down vertically until it sinks to the bottom.

Just kidding, isn't it true, isn't the other party really telling a joke?

Ranma wanted to speak at first, but how could he open his mouth to speak underwater? His right hand kept holding Osamu Dazai's hand, and he quickly turned over, relying on the strength of his turn to get closer to Osamu Dazai. His eyes were closed tightly. Obviously drowning, Ranma pinched Osamu Dazai's face with his left hand, and squeezed the flesh of his cheeks to the middle, trying to make him spit but not suck, but the stone under the rope tied around his waist was really in the way, so he moved slightly One move and there is a problem.

Ranma couldn't free his hand to untie the rope, and every second of wasted time might cause the complete death of Mr. Dazai Osamu. Ranma stretched out one leg, followed the rope, and stirred it with his foot, pulling the rope and The stone hanging below was wrapped around one of his legs.

Going upstream, Ranma pushed hard against the weight of Dazai Osamu and the weight of the stone on his feet, and finally found a place to pull back, and half pushed and half resisted to get Dazai Osamu ashore.

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, artificial respiration, before Ranma could use all these methods on Osamu Dazai, the other party spat twice and woke up coughing.

"Ah, Miss Chaozi, isn't your promise to me really sincere?" Osamu Dazai actually said this in the first sentence after sitting up halfway.

"You guy, are you really an idiot?" Ranma stood in front of Dazai Osamu, the river water fell from his body drop by drop, adding to his embarrassment, "Who can watch a life die. "

What's going on, this man, does he really want to die!Is it true that a man who invites a girl he meets for the first time with such a frivolous and indifferent tone?

"Hey, Mr. Dazai, Miss Saotome, are you all right?" A boy ran down from the bridge, the one who opened the door for Ranma in the detective agency.

"Ah, Atsu-kun." Osamu Dazai leaned on the silver-haired boy with two sobs, "I was cheated."

Saotome Ranma stood aside and glanced at Atsushi Nakajima in embarrassment. He didn't know how to face this chaotic scene, and he didn't know why he was so confused in the first 10 minutes, thinking that the other party just wanted to Threat him with such words.

Now it's so muddled that Saotome Ranma seems to be trying to murder Osamu Dazai, and it's simply adding revenge without reducing debts.

Nakajima Atsushi handed over a towel, "Wipe it, Miss Saotome, let's go back to the detective agency and sit down again, can we talk about it?"

Ranma covered his head with a towel, covered his face, and nodded in the direction of Atsushi Nakajima and Osamu Dazai.

He, Zaotome Ranma, lost his adulthood.

"I understand that Ms. Saotome may think that the debt of 20 is a bit too high, but this is not the reason for you, as a girl who met for the first time, to agree to this kind of idiot's request to die for love, and you, Dazai, stop paying back to these It sounds inappropriate for a little girl with no discernment ability to say these things, okay?" Kunikida Doppo's voice echoed throughout the detective agency, and he became very angry, chattering back and forth with different words but the same meaning He reprimanded the two of them several times.

Getting into such a big disaster is no longer a problem that can be solved by escaping. Ranma lowered his head and bit his lips from time to time. He didn't know what to say. After thinking about it, there was only one sentence that could be said. , he leaned half of his body, facing the wall, pretending not to care and whispered "I'm sorry."

The effect of this sorry sound was obvious. Kunikida, who kept nagging, closed his mouth. Osamu Dazai, who had been making jokes about Kunikida, and Atsushi Nakajima, who was responsible for stopping the two of them from fighting on the spot, stopped.

"This is not Miss Saotome Ranko's own problem, right, and everyone will do something wrong sometimes." Nakajima Atsushi stood aside very gently, without poking his head to observe Ranma's expression.

"I have no money to pay back the 20 yuan." Ranma said, "Since half a month ago, our family has only had one meal a day. We are really poor. So, no matter what you ask, as long as I can do anything within my ability, but for money, I really can’t do anything for a while.”

Ranma's heart was running wild, Saotome Genma and Tendao Soun were still asleep in the warm room of the detective agency, and they didn't care how much harm their actions had brought to the family. Adding more debts, Ranma will now beat them from the fourth floor to the first floor, punching through the floor of the Armed Detective Agency and sending them down.

Nakajima Atsushi frowned when he saw Ranma's clenched fists. People can't choose their parents. It's not Miss Ranzi's fault that his father will only make trouble. Sulking in his heart will only hurt himself.

But, why is Miss Saotome Ranko's father's name Tendao Soun?Atsushi Nakajima's eyes were slightly wet. There must be a touching story of a divorced family hidden behind this, so it's better not to ask Miss Zi to make trouble for nothing.

Mr. Dazai is still sad that Miss Nanzi did not really die with him. Although he and Kunikida quarreled before, but facing Miss Nanzi, Mr. Dazai explained the problem without saying a word. Hey, how to break this deadlock? , Thinking of his empty wallet, Atsushi Nakajima didn't know how to speak for a while.

"Why did Mr. Dazai lose his wallet?" Ranma asked him, "And why did he lose his wallet with so much money?" He had tears in his eyes, 20 yen, he had never seen so much money.

"Because I just got paid two days ago, I brought it with me. I don't know when I lost my wallet. However, when I was looking for my wallet, I found this guy who was eating and drinking with my wallet. The gentleman also has a panda." Osamu Dazai nodded to the two sleeping soundly, "Why don't you sell this panda to the zoo, the zoo will give you enough money to pay off the debt, Miss Chaozi, although You hurt me, and I still can't stand by and watch what happens to you, so next time, please don't..."

"If the panda escapes, what will we do with the money?" Ranma interrupted Osamu Dazai and asked him, this panda is just an ordinary middle-aged Japanese man who was cursed, once there is hot water, he It will be implemented immediately, and when the zoo comes to the door, the money will still have to be returned.

"Is this panda good at running?" Atsushi Nakajima walked around in front of the panda. "This is the first time I've seen a panda. He is a national treasure of China. How did he come to Japan?"

"In short, I just followed back with a stern face, and I will leave by myself when the time is up. Very vulgar middle-aged man.