Do you want to touch the little tail [mermaid]

The signal deep in the mountains is sometimes good and sometimes weak, making a phone call is barely enough, don't think about anything else.

A small shop opened on the top of the mountain. It is said that it is the place with the best signal in the whole village. Whenever Lu Cai is free, he will go there with a power bank.

This incident became a small tidbit and was spoiled on the Internet. The official blog of the program team accompanied the article: [What does student Xiaolu do every day? ]

The hot comments below include "Looks like me who skipped class", "Are you in love", and "@萧远许, can you give my wife some easy work".

And Lu Cai sat in front of the vertical electric fan in the store, struggling to start a video with Xiao Yuan.

He shook a large bouquet of flowers in his hand, and shared proudly: "There are many flower gardens here, and a little girl gave me the lavender grown at home."

Xiao Yuan said: "It's very beautiful, why did Xiaolu receive flowers?"

"I went to school to sing for everyone today! I made an agreement with her, one song for a bouquet of flowers." Lu Cai said happily.

When he said this, he whispered as if he had made another mistake: "But my voice is a bit hoarse, which may affect my performance at the music festival."

After staying here for more than a week, Lu Cai's recording has all ended. According to the arrangement of the program group, he can actually leave yesterday.

But due to the bad weather and heavy rain outside, he had to stay for two more days.

Xiao Yuan said: "When did Brother Dong buy you a plane ticket?"

"He told me not to be tired, I would rather stay here for a while, and insisted on buying the number seven." Lu Cai said dejectedly, "I have said several times that I am not tired and just want to go back, he thinks I am being brave."

Today is the [-]th, even if he left here to go to the provincial capital with a plane ticket in three days' time, he still couldn't return to Beijing immediately.

This made him a little unbearable, since he fell in love, he hasn't been separated from Xiao Yuanxu for so long.

Lu Cai bought a pack of spicy strips at the small shop, and said while eating, "I want to change my flight, but it's been raining these days, and all flights have been delayed, so I don't know if I should change it."

The gray-haired boss was shaking a cattail fan at the cash register. He was a little deaf due to his age, and couldn't hear what the boy was talking about.

But looking at the pouring rain outside the door, she said to herself: "Yo, I can't go back."

Lu Cai said aggrievedly: "A Yuan, did you hear the sound?"

Xiao Yuanxu replied: "Well, it's raining very loudly over there."

Lu Cai gnawed on the spicy strips listlessly: "It's not the rain, it's my heart that's about to break."

Through the screen, Xiao Yuanxu saw his head drooping, looking cute and pitiful, and couldn't help touching the face reflected on the phone with his fingertips.

After that, Lu Cai returned to the villagers' house and tried video calling for a while without giving up.

He dropped the line five or six times, and he had to throw in the towel and switch to voice.

The young man lay on the bed after washing, the room was pitch black, accompanied by the sound of the violent rain and the whistling mountain wind, he looked a bit lonely and frightening.

However, Xiao Yuanxu's voice came from the phone, which made him feel at ease.

"Are you watching a movie?" Lu Cai asked.

Xiao Yuan said: "Well, I'm watching "Titanic"."

There is a home theater in the villa. The screen equipment is said to be very advanced, and many movies have been copied by the digital machine.

But Lu Cai doesn't go often, but Xiao Yuanxu's utilization rate is very high.

"I seem to know something, did their cruise ship hit an iceberg?"

Xiao Yuan said: "Yes, in the end the hero stayed there, and the heroine was saved."

Lu Cai asked, "Did you get saved by the mermaid?"

Xiao Yuanxu couldn't laugh or cry: "It was the rescue team who found her. If there were a mermaid, it would become a fairy tale."

"I seem to hear that voice..." Lu Cai muttered.

There were the sound of kissing water and gasping of men and women, as well as conversations in English that he couldn't understand.

But he could guess from the urgent and sweet tone that it should be a love story.

Xiao Yuanxu deliberately pretended not to understand, and said, "What?"

Lu Cai said embarrassingly, "Well, it's nothing."

It was pitch black, and the phone's light was turned off, so he couldn't see anything.

Although it is clear that Xiao Yuanxu will not deliberately pay attention to the appearance of actors, and the height, shortness, fatness and thinness are really not worth worrying about, but Lu Cai has a little concern about appearance recently.

He couldn't help being curious: "Is the protagonist's figure very sexy?"

Xiao Yuanxu smiled and said, "Why do you ask this?"

Lu Cai faltered about the confusion these days: "Whether it's watching intimate scenes or doing intimate things, everyone seems to be more interested in that kind of person..."

After a slightly embarrassed pause, he continued: "If you were a thinner person, you would feel boring and dislike poor figure."

Xiao Yuan said: "But the aesthetics are diverse."

"No, do you know that there is a stripper in the forum, and hundreds of replies praise him in unison! The trend is very unified, and everyone likes him more."

Sensitively aware of the word "more", Xiao Yuan said: "Is it compared with the baby?"

Lu Cai was very unconvinced at first, but even the fans turned their backs for three seconds, and he had to bow down: "Baby failed miserably! I can't even explain what sexy is!"

Xiao Yuanxu teased him, and asked in distressed tone: "What should I do?"

Lu Cai said: "It's okay, I have a solution, and when the weather clears up, I will win the round."

Xiao Yuanxu:?

Lu Cai said briskly: "I mentioned to my brother that I want to watch a striptease show, and he has booked a VIP ticket. Then I will go to learn and compete at a close distance."

Xiao Yuanxu: "..."

Lu Cai said: "My brother said that he would go to say hello when the time comes, so that this person can interact with me. Hey, in fact, my brother is quite reliable sometimes."

Xiao Yuanxu ground his molars secretly, and said, "Interaction? Do you agree?"

"I asked what interaction is. After all, I'm a celebrity. If I'm not at a normal distance from people, will I be hung up on the Internet and scolded?" Lu Cai said.

In fact, this kind of problem can be avoided by asking the security party to restrict video recording, or cover it up with a mask.

But Xiao Yuanxu would not help out with ideas at all, and seconded: "Yes, you will be scolded."

Lu Cai said: "Wow, that's lucky!"

Xiao Yuanxu licked the corner of his mouth: "No promise?"

"No, my brother said that this is nothing, people are not allowed to record and I wear a mask, it's a very simple thing. And I sit on a chair, and the person performs around the chair, there will be no direct contact, even if there is a partner. will be angry!"

After Lu Cai finished speaking, he felt that the other end of the phone became very quiet.

After a while, Xiao Yuanxu, as his object, asked, "Are you really not going to be angry?"

Lu Cai said: "Oh, I said that too. After all, you can't do it if you're jealous. It's so frightening! He vigilantly asked me if I was dating behind his back."

Xiao Yuanxu really didn't know whether he should be moved or not, he was worried that he would be jealous, but he didn't ask himself, instead he took the risk to ask Zhou Minggeng.

"Fortunately, I have the courage to lie and say no, otherwise he should knock on your door!"

Xiao Yuanxu said coldly: "I want to knock on his door now."

"If he said that he was angry, I was unlucky enough to find a cheapskate and asked me to change it." Lu Cai relayed.

Xiao Yuanxu tried to take a deep breath: "..."

Lu Cai simply said, "So are you jealous?"

Xiao Yuanxu admits that it is not, and neither does he deny it, feeling that this conversation cannot continue.

The movie had already been turned off, and he was silent for a moment facing the screen.

These years, he and Zhou Minggeng have always been at odds, but it's just that they don't agree with each other, they don't deny each other in terms of personality.

Normally, the two of them do not violate the water, so they are not competitors, but now he is seriously thinking about how to get rid of Zhou Minggeng.

"Hey, hello, bad signal here?" Lu Cai yelled, "Can you hear me? Mr. Xiao? Boss Xiao?"

Xiao Yuanxu didn't say a word, his mind had already reached the point where he helped Lu Cai move his household registration after Zhou Minggeng was eradicated.

Lu Cai pouted while hugging the pillow, and called softly, tentatively: "A Yuan?"

His A Yuan stood up, walked out of the home theater, returned to the bedroom and sat by the bed.

There was a black silhouette of a human figure on the bed sheet, and the fingertips slowly stroked the edge.

Seeing this at first, Xiao Yuanxu feared that the two of them would be regarded as crazy by Ye Deng.

Now I am quietly tracing the shape outlined in this ink, and I am indeed a little nervous, let Ye Deng think whatever I want.

Lu Cai confirmed the signal several times, but he couldn't hear any movement even though there were three bars, so he called "Ayuan" twice again in a bit of bewilderment.

Immediately afterwards, just as Xiao Yuanxu was about to respond, he heard Lu Cai say softly, "Husband?"

Xiao Yuanxu's throat was astringent, and his fingertips felt numb, so he slightly pinched the pulp of his index finger with his thumbnail.

Then Lu Cai seemed to really think that he couldn't hear anything, so he didn't hang up the phone for a while, cleared his throat and talked nonsense in the broadcast tone.

"A good-looking young man of the right age seems to be normal, but when he actually faces a celebrity lover lying on the bed, he is powerless but insists that he will not touch him."

Xiao Yuanxu felt that he was really crazy tonight, if it wasn't for the rain on Lu Cai's side, he might take a helicopter to take him home.

Lu Cai turned over and said: "There is an advertisement here - what should we do if the relationship between husband and wife fades? Quickly use the Lu family's ancestral recipe! My husband always said no while holding his waist. Fortunately, this medicine made the child's father regain his youth! "

Xiao Yuanxu forbearance said: "Lu Cai..."

Lu Cai said: "Hey, A Yuan, do you have a signal?"

"Didn't you call me husband just now, the child's mother?"

Lu Cai said seriously: "How can I be a mother to a child, now humans can reproduce asexually?"

Xiao Yuanxu sneered: "From what you mean, it seems like you can reproduce with the same sex?"

"Then we're still interracial..."

Halfway through the speech, Lu Cai gritted his teeth nervously.

He wanted to get the words back, but he had no idea, and he stammered for a long time without saying anything.

Xiao Yuanxu asked for advice: "Which one of us is not human?"

Lu Cai was so frightened that his palms sweated, his whole body was refreshed, and he said with a dry smile, "You are a cheapskate."

Xiao Yuanxu lowered his eyes, and if he opened the drawer of the bedside table, he could see a silk handkerchief with a shiny light-colored scale carefully wrapped inside.

Before the nanny found this thing from the floor drain, he had seen similar things that could not be explained by common sense.

On the night when Lu Cai was fooled into going to the clubhouse, he kicked the door anxiously, and found a strange and beautiful tail in the next room.

To this day, he still remembers the special touch and temperature, delicate and warm, like God's most exquisite creation.

Everyone has a different interpretation of sexy, and perhaps most of them think that being exquisite and tall is sexy.

But Xiao Yuanxu felt that the way Lu Cai bit his lips helplessly was very sexy, because he didn't stop breathing to ease it, and the particularly obvious collarbone was also very sexy.

Including the heel against the sheet, or the tail that will be tense when you touch it.

Is that Lu Cai's tail?

"...What are you doing? I didn't hear you react when I watched the movie just now, what's going on now?" Lu Cai seemed to be having trouble speaking, "I feel like you're doing something strange?"

Xiao Yuan said: "I am thinking of you."

"Miss me?" Lu Cai said.

"Didn't you draw a person with a black pen for me, just touching it." Xiao Yuanxu teased, "It really needs to be thinner."

Lu Cai rolled his eyes and muttered, "I'm not much better either."

Xiao Yuan said: "But I think he is very beautiful, among so many people I have met, he is the prettiest."

Lu Cai was so praised that his ears felt soft, and he hummed softly.

"He has a waist, and the lines on his back are very smooth, and his skin feels very thin." Xiao Yuanxu lowered his eyes, "It can't be traced with a black pen."

Lu Cai's Adam's apple rolled up and down: "...Really?"

"Well, don't you know?"

Asked by Xiao Yuanxu, Lu Cai touched his back, feeling normal, not like a baby as the other party said.

Then Xiao Yuan said: "I don't feel it?"

Listening to Xiao Yuanxu's voice, Lu Cai felt his face was hot and his heart was itchy.

He got under the covers and whispered, "I can't say no."

……

The quality of this bed is not good, and it creaks even when you turn over, and the noise becomes more obvious when you move a lot, but fortunately, it is covered by the night and the sound of rain.

Lu Cai tried his best to hold back his strength. After the end, he hid the tissue in his arms and got up limply.

Throwing these balls of paper into the toilet and flushing them, watching them disappear before I feel relieved.

He walked on tiptoe along the way, and when he returned to the bed, he suddenly said, "A Yuan, I didn't think you meant to use the Lu family's secret recipe..."

Xiao Yuan said: "Are you advertising to attract investment?"

"I think you are very restrained." Lu Cai said, "We are a couple, you can relax, I want to be needed by you too."

Xiao Yuan said: "Do you know the comfort zone? The center of this range should be yourself, but I often feel that my center is around you."

He chuckled lightly, and said, "I am not restrained by your side, and I need you very much."

Lu Cai was coaxed into a dizzy state: "Your comfort zone has moved to the mountains, how do you feel now?"

Xiao Yuan said: "It's okay if I didn't move to the chair of the striptease show."

Amidst the melodious laughter of the boy trying to suppress the volume, he lowered his head and silently sniffed the slightly damp handkerchief.

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