Zerg reproduction depends on everyone
Chapter 15 Anonymous will not be some guy who wants to hook up with our cub...
The Star Alliance forbids underage cubs from buying alcoholic beverages and drinking in public, and there are often threats on the Internet that alcohol will cause pheromone disorders in underage cubs, leading to infertility... Anyway, there are all kinds of messy legends.
Of course, the cubs would not be punished for stealing alcohol, but Ehrlich firmly believed in these rumors. The three cubs in the family were not allowed to drink alcohol when they were young, and all the drinks they bought were stored in their own rooms.Therefore, although An Yu has always been very curious, he has never drank alcohol, and today he can finally taste the taste of barley wine!
A group of little males hid upstairs and secretly drank. Under the cajoling of his classmates, An Yu took a big swig proudly with the glass, and his mouth was filled with a faint bitter taste.
It doesn't taste good at all, it can't compare to sweet honey tea.An Yu wrinkled his face, but the students were all in high spirits. Driven by such an atmosphere, he still drank a whole cup, and in the end the whole worm was a little dizzy.
At the suggestion of someone, a group of young males also played the very popular game "Truth or Dare".Under the influence of alcohol, An Yu shared a lot of little secrets, and also accepted some punishments, such as "Shouting out 'I am the most beautiful bug in the whole Zerg'", "Kiss the bug on the left" and so on. A matter of shame.
At the end of the game, An Yu's memory was completely blurred. At some point, all the bugs around him had left, and he was left sitting on the sofa with a blank expression, his eyes were empty, and he didn't even know that the party was over. It looked so good that house bugs couldn't help laughing.
"You can't let my younger brother drink more in the future." An Xiusi sent all his younger brother's classmates to their parents, and he was habitually worried when he came back.
How can the little males steal the wine from the adults, but I am happy today, let them play around for the time being.It was only now that the family bugs realized that An Yu only had this amount of alcohol capacity, even Ehrlich couldn't match it. It would be too dangerous to get drunk when going out.
In a daze, An Yu felt the smart bracelet vibrate, reminding him to receive a system text message: "The 'Colorful Retro Series Robotic Bugs (Flying Type)' that you customized in our company will be delivered to your door soon. No worms received, please contact the customer service of worm workers as soon as possible, we will make an appointment with you for another door-to-door time..."
He woke up suddenly, looked down, full of doubts: robot bug, what robot bug?He couldn't turn his head around, and he was stunned for a while before he raised his head and asked, "Father male, father female, have you bought robot bugs yet?"
"No." Both Ailixi and An Wencheng shook their heads, and asked An Yu together strangely, "What happened?"
"There's a text message." An Yu's head was still not clear enough. After speaking, she raised her hand blankly, revealing the smart bracelet on her wrist, but she tilted her head with flushed cheeks, and fell back on the sofa again. The bug's call didn't respond at all.
"I'll go and see what's going on." Antheus had no choice but to walk over, pinch his younger brother's other hand, unlock the bracelet with his index finger, and check his text messages.
"It's a delivery text message, saying that a bug ordered a robot bug, and it will be delivered right away." An Xiusi looked strange, "I'll go check it out." Based on the information in the text message, he quickly found out: "The delivery text message was sent from the well-known smart technology company 'Silver Desert', and the account numbers match. It shouldn't be some kind of scam for my little brother to charge star coins."
As soon as Ansius announced the inspection results, the whole family was confused: Isn't it some kind of prank?This robot bug costs thousands of star coins, which friend is so rich and powerful?
The soft-spoken conversation of the houseworms did not wake An Yu up at all.It was the first time he drank alcohol in his life, and he didn't know that a glass of barley wine could make him completely unconscious.
An Yu just felt as if he had fallen into sweet honey, his whole body was soft, and he fell asleep completely at some point.When he opened his eyes again in a daze, he found himself lying on the bed in the bedroom as usual, covered with a thin quilt.
The room was very dark, and An Yu was in a daze for a while, but after looking at the bracelet, he realized that it was still a weekend afternoon.It turned out that he didn't sleep long at all.
He was in a daze for a while, then suddenly remembered something, turned his head and smelled it, and was successfully smelled by a strong smell of alcohol on his body.Oops too stinks.
An Yu hurriedly got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower, squeezed a big ball of rose-scented body wash and rubbed it on her body.This shower gel has the strongest fragrance.After taking a bath, he became fragrant again.
The wine is not good at all, it is so uncomfortable after drinking, and it still smells bad. It's strange why both the female father and the elder brother like to drink it.An Yu made up her mind that she would never drink again.
At this time, he didn't know that Lin Xiao had completely photographed himself when he was drunk.He briskly ran downstairs and found that all the bugs in the family were watching something around in the living room, so he couldn't help asking strangely: "Father male, father female, elder brother, what are you looking at?"
Hearing the sound, Ehrlich raised his head and waved vigorously at An Yu: "Cai Zai, come quickly, a bug gave you a robot bug!"
It turned out that during the time when An Yu was asleep, a robot bug was delivered to the door and installed and debugged, and there was no charge for one star coin.The family of insects experienced the initial shock, and now they are crowding around to watch in wonder.
An Yu trotted over curiously, and saw a small robot bug with a particularly cute shape on the ground.
The robot worm is not big in size, lying on the floor quietly, less than An Yu's calf height.The appearance is imitation of the ancient Zerg butterfly species, the light golden body is painted with black patterns, and the two light mechanical wings are stretched backwards, which is very beautiful.
"It's so beautiful." An Yu's eyes were bright, and she couldn't help admiring, then turned to ask the female father, "Which guest gave such an expensive gift, shall we return it?"
"I still don't know who gave the gift." An Wencheng looked at An Yu calmly, "The delivery message was sent directly to your terminal, do you know who sent it?"
An Yu was more confused than a house bug, and almost forgot about receiving the delivery text message, it took a long time to recall it, it seemed that such a thing happened.
"I don't know, I'll ask the customer service." He fiddled with the smart bracelet and contacted the customer service, but after consulting for a long time, he didn't get any clues.An Yu grimaced, "The customer service said that they can't provide the buyer's information, and they want to maintain their privacy. What should I do?"
Ehrlich has many years of experience in watching virtual dramas, and is well versed in the routines of pursuing males. Suddenly, his soul asked: "I don't leave my name when I send things. It can't be that some guy wants to hook up with our cubs, right?"
This guess shocked the whole family.The female father and elder brother couldn't accept it at first, and immediately asked An Yu nervously: "Zai Zai, have you met any female insects recently?" "It really is a school teacher!"
Erich also added to the chaos, holding An Yu's hand very sadly: "Zai Zai, you must not be deceived by rich females, those rich old females love to deceive young males! "
The more I said it, the more outrageous it became, An Yu was so helpless: "Apart from going to and from school, I stay at home after school, you don't know, how do you know any female insects?"
He was a little depressed, and suddenly the smart bracelet made a bubble sound, reminding him that he had received a new text message.
Teacher Jiang: "Xiao An'an, I forgot to tell you. If you don't have class on Monday morning, come to me directly. I have good news for you."
Ah, An Yu suddenly had a flash of inspiration: Could this robot bug also be given by Mr. Jiang?
Although it can be seen that Teacher Jiang's family conditions are very good, but he has already given such a good gift, so he can't accept such a precious robot bug.An Yu hurriedly said to the house insect: "It seems that it was given by Mr. Jiang who asked Chong to give me the gift today. I will ask him."
He quickly sent back a text message: Mr. Jiang, I received a robot bug, but it was not signed, did you send it to me?
On the other side, when Jiang Yue saw An Yu's text message, she couldn't help turning her head to look at a certain insect who was having a video call with her on the other light screen, and said with a smile: "Mingfeng, the gift my Xiongfu picked out for you before is actually Enough, why did you send a robot bug again? This is a bit too much. Giving an expensive gift before the relationship is not too close will make the other party feel uncomfortable. Also, you went to An An’s house today to have a good chat with him Is it? Giving a gift is an improvement, but it’s not enough to just give a gift, you have to express it clearly in order to let the other party feel your heart.”
She said she wouldn't help, but she was a good friend for many years, and Uncle Duan asked him to do so several times, so Jiang Yue couldn't help but mention Duan Mingfeng a few words.Otherwise, he was worried that with Duan Mingfeng's EQ, he would only scare the little male away.
Duan Mingfeng on the other side of the light screen was silent for a few seconds before slowly opening his mouth: "I saw the robot bug at the female father's side by chance. It was just a trial product. You can tell him this. I didn't do it properly before. These are just a little compensation, don't mention my name."
Jiang Yue blinked, admiring his friend's brain circuit.You don't want the other party to know when you give something, are all military females so great?
"Oh, Uncle Duan asked me and Father Xiong to help you again yesterday. I just wanted to create an opportunity for you and arrange for you to meet An An. It seems that you don't need it?" Jiang Yue said with a professional smile on her face. Ignoring Duan Mingfeng's momentary stiffness, he just lowered his head and replied to An Yu.
Of course, the cubs would not be punished for stealing alcohol, but Ehrlich firmly believed in these rumors. The three cubs in the family were not allowed to drink alcohol when they were young, and all the drinks they bought were stored in their own rooms.Therefore, although An Yu has always been very curious, he has never drank alcohol, and today he can finally taste the taste of barley wine!
A group of little males hid upstairs and secretly drank. Under the cajoling of his classmates, An Yu took a big swig proudly with the glass, and his mouth was filled with a faint bitter taste.
It doesn't taste good at all, it can't compare to sweet honey tea.An Yu wrinkled his face, but the students were all in high spirits. Driven by such an atmosphere, he still drank a whole cup, and in the end the whole worm was a little dizzy.
At the suggestion of someone, a group of young males also played the very popular game "Truth or Dare".Under the influence of alcohol, An Yu shared a lot of little secrets, and also accepted some punishments, such as "Shouting out 'I am the most beautiful bug in the whole Zerg'", "Kiss the bug on the left" and so on. A matter of shame.
At the end of the game, An Yu's memory was completely blurred. At some point, all the bugs around him had left, and he was left sitting on the sofa with a blank expression, his eyes were empty, and he didn't even know that the party was over. It looked so good that house bugs couldn't help laughing.
"You can't let my younger brother drink more in the future." An Xiusi sent all his younger brother's classmates to their parents, and he was habitually worried when he came back.
How can the little males steal the wine from the adults, but I am happy today, let them play around for the time being.It was only now that the family bugs realized that An Yu only had this amount of alcohol capacity, even Ehrlich couldn't match it. It would be too dangerous to get drunk when going out.
In a daze, An Yu felt the smart bracelet vibrate, reminding him to receive a system text message: "The 'Colorful Retro Series Robotic Bugs (Flying Type)' that you customized in our company will be delivered to your door soon. No worms received, please contact the customer service of worm workers as soon as possible, we will make an appointment with you for another door-to-door time..."
He woke up suddenly, looked down, full of doubts: robot bug, what robot bug?He couldn't turn his head around, and he was stunned for a while before he raised his head and asked, "Father male, father female, have you bought robot bugs yet?"
"No." Both Ailixi and An Wencheng shook their heads, and asked An Yu together strangely, "What happened?"
"There's a text message." An Yu's head was still not clear enough. After speaking, she raised her hand blankly, revealing the smart bracelet on her wrist, but she tilted her head with flushed cheeks, and fell back on the sofa again. The bug's call didn't respond at all.
"I'll go and see what's going on." Antheus had no choice but to walk over, pinch his younger brother's other hand, unlock the bracelet with his index finger, and check his text messages.
"It's a delivery text message, saying that a bug ordered a robot bug, and it will be delivered right away." An Xiusi looked strange, "I'll go check it out." Based on the information in the text message, he quickly found out: "The delivery text message was sent from the well-known smart technology company 'Silver Desert', and the account numbers match. It shouldn't be some kind of scam for my little brother to charge star coins."
As soon as Ansius announced the inspection results, the whole family was confused: Isn't it some kind of prank?This robot bug costs thousands of star coins, which friend is so rich and powerful?
The soft-spoken conversation of the houseworms did not wake An Yu up at all.It was the first time he drank alcohol in his life, and he didn't know that a glass of barley wine could make him completely unconscious.
An Yu just felt as if he had fallen into sweet honey, his whole body was soft, and he fell asleep completely at some point.When he opened his eyes again in a daze, he found himself lying on the bed in the bedroom as usual, covered with a thin quilt.
The room was very dark, and An Yu was in a daze for a while, but after looking at the bracelet, he realized that it was still a weekend afternoon.It turned out that he didn't sleep long at all.
He was in a daze for a while, then suddenly remembered something, turned his head and smelled it, and was successfully smelled by a strong smell of alcohol on his body.Oops too stinks.
An Yu hurriedly got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower, squeezed a big ball of rose-scented body wash and rubbed it on her body.This shower gel has the strongest fragrance.After taking a bath, he became fragrant again.
The wine is not good at all, it is so uncomfortable after drinking, and it still smells bad. It's strange why both the female father and the elder brother like to drink it.An Yu made up her mind that she would never drink again.
At this time, he didn't know that Lin Xiao had completely photographed himself when he was drunk.He briskly ran downstairs and found that all the bugs in the family were watching something around in the living room, so he couldn't help asking strangely: "Father male, father female, elder brother, what are you looking at?"
Hearing the sound, Ehrlich raised his head and waved vigorously at An Yu: "Cai Zai, come quickly, a bug gave you a robot bug!"
It turned out that during the time when An Yu was asleep, a robot bug was delivered to the door and installed and debugged, and there was no charge for one star coin.The family of insects experienced the initial shock, and now they are crowding around to watch in wonder.
An Yu trotted over curiously, and saw a small robot bug with a particularly cute shape on the ground.
The robot worm is not big in size, lying on the floor quietly, less than An Yu's calf height.The appearance is imitation of the ancient Zerg butterfly species, the light golden body is painted with black patterns, and the two light mechanical wings are stretched backwards, which is very beautiful.
"It's so beautiful." An Yu's eyes were bright, and she couldn't help admiring, then turned to ask the female father, "Which guest gave such an expensive gift, shall we return it?"
"I still don't know who gave the gift." An Wencheng looked at An Yu calmly, "The delivery message was sent directly to your terminal, do you know who sent it?"
An Yu was more confused than a house bug, and almost forgot about receiving the delivery text message, it took a long time to recall it, it seemed that such a thing happened.
"I don't know, I'll ask the customer service." He fiddled with the smart bracelet and contacted the customer service, but after consulting for a long time, he didn't get any clues.An Yu grimaced, "The customer service said that they can't provide the buyer's information, and they want to maintain their privacy. What should I do?"
Ehrlich has many years of experience in watching virtual dramas, and is well versed in the routines of pursuing males. Suddenly, his soul asked: "I don't leave my name when I send things. It can't be that some guy wants to hook up with our cubs, right?"
This guess shocked the whole family.The female father and elder brother couldn't accept it at first, and immediately asked An Yu nervously: "Zai Zai, have you met any female insects recently?" "It really is a school teacher!"
Erich also added to the chaos, holding An Yu's hand very sadly: "Zai Zai, you must not be deceived by rich females, those rich old females love to deceive young males! "
The more I said it, the more outrageous it became, An Yu was so helpless: "Apart from going to and from school, I stay at home after school, you don't know, how do you know any female insects?"
He was a little depressed, and suddenly the smart bracelet made a bubble sound, reminding him that he had received a new text message.
Teacher Jiang: "Xiao An'an, I forgot to tell you. If you don't have class on Monday morning, come to me directly. I have good news for you."
Ah, An Yu suddenly had a flash of inspiration: Could this robot bug also be given by Mr. Jiang?
Although it can be seen that Teacher Jiang's family conditions are very good, but he has already given such a good gift, so he can't accept such a precious robot bug.An Yu hurriedly said to the house insect: "It seems that it was given by Mr. Jiang who asked Chong to give me the gift today. I will ask him."
He quickly sent back a text message: Mr. Jiang, I received a robot bug, but it was not signed, did you send it to me?
On the other side, when Jiang Yue saw An Yu's text message, she couldn't help turning her head to look at a certain insect who was having a video call with her on the other light screen, and said with a smile: "Mingfeng, the gift my Xiongfu picked out for you before is actually Enough, why did you send a robot bug again? This is a bit too much. Giving an expensive gift before the relationship is not too close will make the other party feel uncomfortable. Also, you went to An An’s house today to have a good chat with him Is it? Giving a gift is an improvement, but it’s not enough to just give a gift, you have to express it clearly in order to let the other party feel your heart.”
She said she wouldn't help, but she was a good friend for many years, and Uncle Duan asked him to do so several times, so Jiang Yue couldn't help but mention Duan Mingfeng a few words.Otherwise, he was worried that with Duan Mingfeng's EQ, he would only scare the little male away.
Duan Mingfeng on the other side of the light screen was silent for a few seconds before slowly opening his mouth: "I saw the robot bug at the female father's side by chance. It was just a trial product. You can tell him this. I didn't do it properly before. These are just a little compensation, don't mention my name."
Jiang Yue blinked, admiring his friend's brain circuit.You don't want the other party to know when you give something, are all military females so great?
"Oh, Uncle Duan asked me and Father Xiong to help you again yesterday. I just wanted to create an opportunity for you and arrange for you to meet An An. It seems that you don't need it?" Jiang Yue said with a professional smile on her face. Ignoring Duan Mingfeng's momentary stiffness, he just lowered his head and replied to An Yu.
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