After coming out, I lost my memory

Sitting in the car, Xu Beilu first put the cake he made on the back seat, then grabbed the back of the co-pilot's seat with both hands, and asked curiously: "Do you know how many orders Xi Yuan delivered today? Did he get sent by fans?" Blocked? Is he super busy today?"

He babbled and asked several questions in a row, then looked straight at the staff with a smile on his face, waiting for the answer.

The staff looked at the anticipation on his face, and said without saving Xi Yuan's face at all: "Teacher Xi is very busy today, I was blocked by fans five times, several orders were timed out, and fans went viral on Weibo It turned out that he was delivering food, and everyone placed orders one after another. Although the probability of Mr. Xi taking the order is very small, today's food delivery volume is the largest day since this week."

Xu Beilu had already expected it when he asked the question, but when he really heard about Xi Yuan's situation, he still couldn't help laughing.

"Teacher Xi has worked hard." He said with a smile, if the schadenfreude in his eyes was ignored, this sentence would be more convincing.

He leaned back relaxed, took his mobile phone from the staff, and started browsing Weibo, trying to find Xi Yuan's busy figure on it.

Sure enough, I just clicked on the hot search on Weibo, and the fifth item is #希远发食卖#.

Xu Beilu clicked on it excitedly, and the hottest Weibo was a pink-haired one from Xi Yuan.

Is brother filming today? v: Without further ado, let’s get straight to the point. It’s like this. You all know that I’m a video editor and blogger, and I’m one of the vagrants. , I was too lazy to cook, so I ordered a bowl of chicken that I like recently. It took five to ten minutes from the time the rider received the order to the delivery. I thought it took the rider only four to ten minutes last time. This time it was obviously overtime. , The APP also shows that the rider has overtimed by 10 minutes. During the tormented waiting process, I thought that when the rider arrived, I must educate him well, so that he would remember that he would not be able to get five stars if he delivered overtime, and would deduct money, but ! ! !These are my thoughts on other riders.

When the takeaway was delivered, I went to open the door. When I first saw the handsome face of the rider wearing a mask, my heart was shaken. I prepared to speak softer and not give one star. If the rider’s attitude is good, I will Going to give him a good review, please remember, I have been hungry for an hour and a half, well, I admit that I am a face control, and I have a double standard, but when the rider opens his mouth to say the first word, I have such a keen little ear Instantly recognized that it was my brother's voice, looked him suspiciously several times, looked at his familiar face in disbelief, hesitated for a long time before asking with certainty: Are you Xi Yuan?

The rider was stunned for a moment, surprise flashed in his phoenix eyes, good guy, he was more shocked than me, "I dressed up like this, and I specially applied a darker foundation and thickened my eyebrows, you can see it all come out?

who I am?I have been a fan of my brother since his debut. I can recognize him even if he turns into ashes. Later, in order not to delay my brother’s work, I decisively gave good comments after getting a group photo and signature, and prayed that the platform would not deduct money until When my brother was leaving, I saw the small camera on his chest and realized that he was still recording a variety show. My mother, I am slovenly, my hair is flying around, and my face has not been washed. I am so photogenic. I am sorry, Simihua, I am ashamed of you. I also embarrass my brother, I am not a delicate fan anymore.

When my brother left, he apologized and said that he was delivering food for the first time, he was not proficient in the business, he was not familiar with Xijing City, and he still needed navigation, so let me take care of it.What can I do, of course I forgive him, after all, he is my brother who I have been fan of for several years, there is a picture you want at the bottom of Lighting Cigarettes. 【[Picture][Picture][Picture]】

After reading it, Xu Beilu expressed deep sympathy for Xi Yuan, and slid his thumb down, intending to read other fans' comments.

[Although I envy the blogger, I seem to have discovered a terrible secret, why do I think my brother is so stupid]

[Add one, I also feel this way]

[It may be that my brother rarely posts on Weibo, and he doesn't even hold fan meetings. Recently, the more I watch variety shows, the more I realize that he is rather naive, and he also likes to be jealous. Did you find out?]

[Take it away, thank you sister, I went to the p-picture, Qiu Lubai took a picture of Beibei busy in the cake shop, just in time, the material is here]

[His hand is itchy, but his writing ability is not good. At this moment @头风大大, 大大, the freshly baked meat will be handed over to you. This time, we must satisfy Beibei’s thoughts above, and the navel orange play arrangement]

[Sister, hello bamboo shoots, you have dug up all the bamboo shoots on Weibo, but I like them, hehehe, @头风大大, I want to see them too]

[Add one, go up, help @头风大大]

[Weak question, have you never thought that Beibei might be monitoring Weibo after get off work right now? 】

【Well... Beibei, you are attacking (I don't believe my words at all)】

[Hahaha, Beibei, come and see, Navel Orange Play, you are on it.Smile.jpg]

[No way, no way, no one knows about navel oranges yet]

The more Xu Beilu looked down, the more he felt that something was wrong, and suddenly he had a bad feeling. The meaning leaked from the fans' words, he seemed to realize that the one above was not necessarily Gong, the navel orange seemed to be a posture?With belated awareness, he finally realized that the bullet screen posted by the fans was coaxing him to play, holding him, just wanting to see benefits, and they didn't really praise him as a big attack, and didn't believe that he was in the status of an attack.

His face changed suddenly, his face was as ugly as an overturned palette, he cut out Weibo, clicked on Baidu, and typed the word "navel orange" heavily.

The first line that comes out means "navel orange".

Looking at the Baidu Encyclopedia that navel orange is a kind of fruit, Xu Beilu realized that this was not what he wanted, and added the word play at the end, and what he searched again was what he really wanted to see.

This entry did not indicate the real meaning, and all the searched out were various post bars and colored cars. The words were vague and bold, which made Xu Beilu look more and more gloomy and ugly.

The staff who watched him watched Xu Beilu's face slowly change from heavy and serious to shy, and even his neck turned red.

Seeing some explicit text and pictures, Xu Beilu hastily turned off the screen of the phone, and after a warning, he covered his hot cheeks, the exposed earlobes were dripping with red blood, and even the skin of his neck turned into bruises. Pale pink.

staff member:? ? ?what happened?what happened?

Even with his eyes closed and his face covered, the results of his search appeared in front of Xu Beilu's eyes.

Navel orange refers to the riding posture in male and female pornography. Please see the picture above for details. Although the picture is a bit crude, it does not prevent family members from understanding the meaning of this word.

Xu Beilu was ashamed to see others when he thought that he still took a screenshot to show Ji Changfeng.

With his eyes closed, he didn't realize that the car had stopped, and the door was opened from the outside. Xi Yuan, who had been waiting at the intersection, was carrying his work clothes and hard hat in his hand, and saw the car of the program crew from a distance. Coming over, Xi Yuan turned around and glanced at the drink shop next to him, hesitated for a while, but still stopped his idea of ​​buying drinks for Xu Beilu.

Thinking that he didn't make much money today, and that he couldn't eat the dinner he wanted with Xu Beilu, he suddenly felt an impulse to call Sisen and ask for money. Meals, each of them is equipped with a mobile phone of the program group partner, and their mobile phones cannot be obtained until the end of the program.

This is why Xu Beilu asked the staff for his mobile phone as soon as he got in the car.

The program team gave them neither WeChat nor Alipay, only a picture of the payment code, and they will not be given cash until the two of them get it together.

After getting into the car and closing the door, Xi Yuan put the work clothes and safety helmet at his hand, and sat next to Xu Beilu.

After he sat down, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, the space was a little quiet, if it was normal, Xu Beilu must have come up to ask questions, why is it so quiet now?

Turning his head to look at Xu Beilu's side face, he saw Xu Beilu's face was flushed even at the base of his neck, and his earlobes were also bright with the light coming in from outside. He was covering his face with both hands, as if he had fallen into His own thoughts, he probably didn't even know when he came up.

Thinking that Xu Beilu's appearance before was caught by him looking at Xiao Huangwen, he felt concerned in an instant.

He quietly asked the staff about the reason, and knowing that Xu Beilu became like this after playing with his mobile phone for a while, he became more sure of his thoughts.

"Guoguo." Seeing that Xu Beilu didn't respond, he called out again: "Guoguo."

A familiar voice suddenly appeared next to his ear, and Xu Beilu almost jumped up from his seat in shock. He pointed at Xi Yuan and asked with a trembling face, "You, when, when did you come up?"

Xu Beilu's body was leaning tightly against the car door, his hands clenched into fists and pressed together tightly, even his legs were firmly pressed up and down, his eyes were wide open, and he looked at the seat in panic. Yuan, like a frightened cat.

The same thing as a cat is that the cat's tail has its own thoughts, reflected on Xu Beilu's body, the dull hair on the top of his head also has its own thoughts, a strand of curly hair dangling on the top of his head.

"It's been a while." Xi Yuan didn't know when he had an easily startled physique, so he could only speak slowly and gently: "What was Guoguo thinking just now? Huh?"

Hearing Xi Yuan's question, Xu Beilu's face turned red again, his round eyes flew around, his eyes looked around but he didn't look at Xi Yuan, his head lowered slightly, his hands were clasped together nervously, and his toes rubbed against each other , Na Na did not say a word.

Taking a panoramic view of his small movements, Xi Yuan smiled, worried that there were outsiders present, and didn't say much, just raised his eyebrows, with a tone that I understand and understand, "I don't want to say that we will go home again when we go home." Practice practice."

practice! ! !

He heard it right!Did Xi Yuan mean what he thought?

Xu Beilu raised his head in shock, and looked at Xi Yuan flusteredly. He felt like there were several rabbits in his arms, jumping around unscrupulously in his heart, making his heart pound nervously. non-stop.

His face was flushed to the base of his neck, his eyes were full of panic and shyness, he opened his mouth for a long while without saying a word.

Satisfied with his reaction, Xi Yuan generously let him go.

So I changed the subject.

The staff sitting in the car looked at each other, and suddenly felt that they had heard some incredible conversations, and they wanted to cover their ears and pretend that they didn't hear them.

You have to know how much effort they have spent and how much self-control they have cultivated, so that they can hold back their hands from posting on the Internet.

The follow-up conversation between Xu Beilu and Xi Yuan finally became serious. They all breathed a sigh of relief, and when they talked about another topic, they felt that they should not be in the car, but should be under the car.

"Guoguo, how much did you earn today?"

Xu Beilu was stunned for a moment, and belatedly realized that Xi Yuan was going to bring up the last topic, and he seemed to let him go generously.

But he knew that Xi Yuan was not what he seemed on the surface.

At this moment, he had no other choice but to follow Xi Yuan's words.

"One hundred and two." Xu Beilu replied, and then said, "Not many."

The work he does is easy, and getting the money is enough, and he doesn't feel that he is losing money at all.

Xu Beilu asked, "What about you?"

Xi Yuan said: "Two hundred and five."

After saying that, he blinked his eyes in embarrassment, this number really made him feel embarrassed.

Two hundred and five.

Tsk, what an auspicious number.

Hearing this, upon hearing this unexpected number, Xu Beilu couldn't help laughing anymore when he saw the helplessness on Xi Yuan's face.

Why is it that the money he makes is so ridiculous and unexpected?On his most distinctive.

"Hahahahaha." Xu Beilu hugged his stomach and leaned against the car door laughing heartily, even the staff sitting in front couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Staring at the deep smile on his face, Xi Yuan suddenly felt that the money he earned was not useless, at least it made Xu Beilu laugh heartily.

Thinking of this, he looked at the trembling Xu Beilu who was smiling with tenderness and affection in his eyes, and he couldn't help but smiled softly along with him.

After a long time, Xu Beilu, who had adjusted his emotions, sat up straight, looked at Xi Yuan with bright eyes, and asked expectantly, "Can we have a barbecue later?"

He knew that his recipe had changed a long time ago, some things were banned by Xi Yuan, and some things he didn't like were quietly invading his life.

The staff members were also very curious about how Xi Yuan would answer, they all pricked up their ears, and pressed against the back of the car seat tightly, waiting for Xi Yuan's answer with a melon-eating expression on their faces.

Xi Yuan slowly shook his head under Xu Beilu's expectant gaze, and rejected his request.

"It's not healthy, the doctor advises not to eat it, so, Guoguo, can you change it to another one?"

Hearing the firmness in his tone, Xu Beilu lowered his head.

He said sullenly, "Okay."

Afterwards, he asked again with bright eyes: "Can I eat Malatang?"

Xi Yuan smiled at the precautions the doctor gave him and shook his head.

"Okay." Xu Beilu lowered his eyes in disappointment, and soon he asked again: "Can I have skewers?"

Xi Yuan nodded.

His movements were very small, Xu Beilu watched his movements in disbelief, thinking in his mind that these were all his hallucinations.

His round eyes were shining, his brows and eyes were full of joy, and he asked excitedly: "Where's the hot pot?"

"Yes." Xi Yuan nodded.

"Yeah." Xu Beilu squirmed excitedly in his seat, humming a song in a cheerful tone, which made people feel his joy at the moment.

The front staff, listening to the conversation between the two, went from sympathy at the beginning to happiness later on. They were also happy for Xu Beilu from the bottom of their hearts.

Hearing Xu Beilu's voice getting lower and lower, their hearts clenched tightly, complaining about Xi Yuan's incomprehensible style and tough attitude.

If it were them, they would have agreed with their hands up.

"So, what does Guoguo want to eat?" Xi Yuan asked him with a smile.

Xu Beilu couldn't wait to answer: "Kuan Chuan, eat Chuan Chuan."

He and Xi Yuan didn't have much money, and it was definitely not enough to eat better hot pot, so they had to settle for the next best thing and eat skewers.

"Okay." Xi Yuan rubbed his fluffy and soft curly hair, "Go eat skewers."

The two found a shop with good reviews on their mobile phones, and directed the staff to drive the car over.

When he got to the place where he ate skewers, Xu Beilu glanced at the cake he put on the back seat when he got off the car, hesitated for a while, but still didn't mention it, he planned to eat it when he got home.

Putting on a mask and hat, he got off the car behind Xi Yuan. The staff had already given them the money. In order to prevent Xu Beilu from messing around, Xi Yuan took the money into his own hands early on.

Seeing Xu Beilu was jumping angrily.

They followed Xi Yuan step by step and entered the store. It was the bustling time at night, and there were many customers in the store. They sneaked into the store like thieves. After waiting for a while, a small box was finally vacated. Yuan hurriedly pulled Xu Beilu in, and the staff followed behind them.

After sitting down, the waiter handed them the menu.

The staff wanted to take pictures of them eating, because there were only two people, and the table was also a long table. They sat opposite the two of them, and the camera was facing them, smelling the strong fragrance in the air, and they couldn’t help themselves Ordered one.

After ordering, Xi Yuan handed the menu to the waiter.

"What pot bottom?"

Xu Beilu said loudly, "Spicy."

Xi Yuan quickly retorted: "You can choose between tomato and bone broth. Spicy is not acceptable."

Xu Beilu only felt that his happiness was gone.

He turned his head and looked at Xi Yuan pitifully, put his hands under his chin, shook his hands in grievance, blinked his eyes, and asked coquettishly: "Is it true that you can't eat spicy food? I like spicy food all the time." Xijing people, do you have the heart not to let me eat spicy food?"

Xi Yuan looked at him seriously, and nodded solemnly, "Be patient, waiter, bone soup."

Good guy, he didn't even have a choice, so he decided directly.

Xu Beilu lowered his head in despair, watching the staff opposite him order spicy spicy food with complicated eyes, he felt that he couldn't finish his skewered skewers.

Don't put him on it.

Why is God so cruel to him?

Why deprive him of the right to eat spicy food?

Xi Yuan, who was sitting beside him, rubbed his hair comfortingly, and coaxed him in a low voice: "Guoguo, for the sake of your body, let's bear with it first, you are the best."

I have to say that Xi Yuan's tone of coaxing the children really comforted Xu Beilu, and his mood was obviously a little better than before.

He raised his head, smiled at Xi Yuan, stretched out his arms to hug his waist, and softly repeated the meaning of his words: "Persistence is victory, and you can eat it later, right?"

Xi Yuan patted him on the back lightly and said yes.

Seeing that the staff sitting across from him called Xi Yuan's skillful, Xu Beilu simply followed suit. Hearing his soft voice of encouragement, the staff really wanted to put what the netizens said into action.

Give Xi Yuan green, and steal people over.

After the soup base came, Xu Beilu held his chopsticks and watched Xi Yuan pour his favorite dishes into the white bone soup, and his mood slowly recovered.

Isn't it because he can't eat spicy food, so he can't bear it?

Oh, a joke.

Xu Beilu will definitely do it.

When the spicy soup from the person on the other side came up, Xu Beilu immediately turned his back on the bottom of his heart, staring at their red hot pepper pot bottom with glowing eyes, the aroma of the pepper instantly overwhelmed the umami taste of the bone soup.

The gluten in the bowl suddenly tasted bad.

Xi Yuan, who was always paying attention to him, noticed that his eating movements had slowed down, and glanced coldly at the two people opposite him.

The person he coaxed was finally willing to eat the bottom of the pot of bone soup, but he was instantly turned against him, Xi Yuan's face was ugly.

The lips were tightly pursed into a line.

The staff members who were eating deliciously felt Xi Yuan's cold gaze, and felt their backs go cold for a while, and they didn't dare to lift their heads, and their eating movements accelerated a lot.

When Xi Yuan and Xu Beilu ate half of their meal, they asked the waiter to collect the soup base.

If they don't charge them again, they reckon they won't be able to walk out of the Chuan Chuan shop alive today.

After eating the skewers without taste, and paying 360 yuan, Xu Beilu left with his head drooping and holding Xi Yuan's hand, completely different from the happiness he had when he first arrived.

It was almost eleven o'clock when I got home.

The prince who hadn't seen them for a day rolled happily on the ground, turning over and over, showing his soft belly.

It is said that cats can heal people's bad moods.

There is nothing wrong with this statement.

Xu Beilu picked up the prince lying at his feet and walked to the bedroom. After sitting down, he buried his head in the prince's small belly obsessively, and took a deep breath.

Well, come alive.

But the prince just wanted to run away on the spot.

"Guoguo, do you want to eat the cake you brought back now?" Xi Yuan stood in the lobby, put the cake in his hand on the table, and asked Xu Beilu loudly.

Thinking of his own cake, Xu Beilu let go of the prince, only to see it run away in a hurry.

Xu Beilu, who was thinking about his own cake, also ignored the prince, put on his shoes and trotted to the lobby.

"Eat, eat now."

The cake he brought back was very small, divided into two pieces, no more and no less.

Xi Yuan thought for a while, and finally agreed, taking it as comfort to Xu Beilu tonight.

The cake is Xu Beilu's favorite strawberry cake. There is a layer of strawberries on top. You can see the strawberry jam in the middle of the cut cake. It tastes sweet and sour in your mouth, and it neutralizes the cream very well. Sweet and greasy.

The cake is not big, and the two quickly finished it.

"Is it tasty?"

Xi Yuan nodded, "It's delicious."

Xu Beilu smiled happily. It seems that his craftsmanship is pretty good. Xi Yuan said it was delicious, so his proposal seems to be on the right track.

After simply washing up, Xu Bei Lujuan came out of the room pulling on his slippers.

Xi Yuan on the bed put down his mobile phone, looked meaningfully at Xu Beilu who seemed to be peeled out of an egg shell, and said with a smile, "Come on, let's discuss what you watched in the car?"

Xu Beilu:! ! !

The author has something to say: I was stung by a scorpion while washing my face and taking a towel today. It took three bottles of water to stop the pain. I finished this chapter with strength. In fact, there is no big problem. I just want to hear you praise me for being strong .