[The Giant of the Main Attack] On the Ten Thousand Ways of Breaking the Points

Stella pushed open the door gently like a thief, walked in on tiptoe, and closed the door again.

"Squeak—" But the door still made a sound because it was too old.

Levi was awakened by the sound immediately, he leaned against the edge of the bed and sat up, exuding the low air pressure caused by being woken up all over his body: "This stinky brat..."

"Levi~" Stella knew that she couldn't escape Levi's beating, so she went into Levi's bedroom openly, "I can't sleep."

Levi exuded black air all over his body: "Huh? How old are you now, do you still recognize the bed? Or are you still that squeamish young lady, the bed here makes you sleep uncomfortable!"

"I want to sleep with Levi, is that okay?" Stella ran over patteringly, knelt by his bed, looked at him with 'pikapika' eyes, "Levi's words The nightmare will definitely go away." Stella came over with a sweet and sticky face, and rubbed his cuff.

"...(｀Д′)" Levi wished he could cut off the nape of this slimy guy, but when he thought of what Erwin had said, he could only bear it desperately.

The little girl kept staring at him with sparkling eyes, like a good puppy, but Levi knew that this guy was definitely not as pure as she showed.The look of fear before was just to weaken the vigilance of the people around her - a noble daughter who wanted to go outside and ran away from home.No, Petra has been tricked.

Levi thought about it with a headache, and indeed he was the only one who could temporarily suppress this girl, so he had no choice but to suppress his impulse: "Go to the corner, the quilt is in the cabinet over there."

Stella's eyes lit up all of a sudden: "Yes~" She immediately went to the cabinet pointed by Levi and dragged out two quilts, spread them on the floor happily, and then rolled them in roundly.

Levi, who was watching Stella on the side, blew out the oil lamp.

"Good night." Stella's voice sounded extremely cheerful in the dark, like a primary school student going on a spring outing tomorrow, "Levi."

"Get out if you keep arguing." Levi replied without hesitation, and he turned over a little irritable.

Stella said that she could accept it as soon as she saw it, so she also obediently kept silent.

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"It's not good!!!!" The tranquility of the morning was broken by Petra's screams.

"What are you doing, Petra." Oluo rubbed his eyes tiredly and looked out, "Did you wet the bed?"

"How is it possible!" Petra blushed and shouted, "It's that little girl!"

"Little girl? Did the little girl wet the bed?"

"Why do you have to be so obsessed with bedwetting?" Petra kicked Oluo's calf angrily, "You must cover up the fact that you wet the bed yourself!"

"Aww! Pain, pain, pain!!!" Oluou fell to the ground with his legs folded, "You are too fierce, Petra, you can't get married like this."

"It's up to you!" Petra spat at him, and Elder got up too.

"What's the matter, Petra, Oluo?" He stretched his waist and walked over, "Oluo, are you messing with Petra again..."

"Who wants to talk to such a fierce woman." Oluo stood up with a distorted face in pain, showing a very disdainful look.

Petra glared at him, and hurriedly said to Elder, "Elder, that little girl is gone!"

"What!" Elder's dull face also showed a surprised expression, "Hurry up and find Petra, we will split up, and you go and inform Deputy Commander Erwin!"

"Yes!" The three of them had to rush to search separately, and no one thought that Stella would fall asleep in Levi's room, which is known for his cleanliness and nervousness.

Staring at Stella, who was sleepily sleeping, hugging the quilt, falling asleep and rolling under her bed but snoring soundly, Levi didn't know what expression to make to perfectly interpret it. own current interests.

"&*#...￥*..." I don't know what I dreamed in my dream, Stella was laughing and muttering something.

Levi stopped the hand that was about to pull her hair: "Forget it, it's dirty." He withdrew his hand in disgust, but his eyes kept focusing on Stella's face.

The wound I made when I was in Shiganshina District has not completely healed, and the slightly swollen face looks more like a cute baby fat, and some of the scattered hair stuck to the face because of poor sleeping posture. The past was like a dirty little kitten who blew and blew.

Levi felt a little shaken in his heart: "...Stinky brat." He stood up and went to get a feather duster for dusting.

He brought the duster close to Stella's face and shook it, and she immediately responded.

"Don't make trouble, it's so itchy..." Stella lazily waved the duster away, turned over and snored a little, and continued to sleep.

Levi was more interested, and he changed the direction and stretched the feather duster over again.

"Don't lick my face..." Stella chuckled, she turned around and faced Levi again, "Don't lick...Levi."

Levi's expression changed immediately, and he took a feather duster and pointed it at Stella's forehead and poked it viciously.

"Ow!" Stella jumped up with a scream, but unfortunately she was sleeping under Levi's bed now.So after being poked hard, her forehead was also severely injured at the same time.

"Are you an idiot?" Levi sneered blankly, dragged her out from under the bed, and brought her into his arms easily, "Does it hurt?" He stretched out his hand and rubbed Stella Pull the forehead.

"Of course it hurts!" Stella hammered him around angrily, she saw the feather duster in Levi's hand, "It's all Levi's fault, he even attacked me with the feather duster!"

"You're so stupid, you don't have any sense of crisis at all." Levi pinched her chin, looked carefully at her forehead, "You actually ran into a man's room in the middle of the night, don't you have noble etiquette? Tell you to keep your distance from grown men?"

"How can an adult male be 1.6 meters!" Stella wanted to poke Levi's shortcomings cheaply, but there was a hint of imperceptible coquettishness in her tone, "Levi won't be 1.6 meters all his life. "

Instead of being angry, Levi smiled, still with that half-smile expression: "It seems to let you know the horror of adult men." As for Stella, getting angry all the time made her more proud .

"Huh?" The sensitive Stella immediately sensed something was wrong, she blinked her eyes, and then realized that she should run for the best plan.But at this moment, she was leaning against Levi's bed, and she was almost held in Levi's arms, and there was nowhere to slip.

Stella put her hands on Levi's shoulders with a smirk, trying to keep a distance from him: "If you have something to say, talk about it, Levi."

But it is obviously useless to use it at such a close distance between two people.Levi pinched Stella's jaw, and his sharp eyes aimed closely at her flustered eye pupils, and the dangerous aura emanating from her body made Stella terrified.

There's a big fuss, there's something wrong... Stella's mind was circling these words, and she found that her mind was not so clear, as if someone had been poured a bottle of rich and mellow wine. Get her mind a little messed up.

"No...not anymore." Stella smiled dryly, throwing her head back hard.

"Huh?" Levi made a deep and sexy voice from deep in his throat, tilted his head slightly, and leaned closer, "Don't you want to know... how scary men are?" Levi said so Will, kissed from the corner of Stella's mouth, so scared that she forgot to resist all of a sudden.

The wet and hot kiss fell, and the breath full of the smell of the opposite sex sprayed on her flushed face. At this moment, Stella didn't know where to put her hands and feet and what she should do.Her whole body was as stiff as an enemy, feeling Levi's breath mixing with her own.

I don't know why there are always some small expectations in her heart, Stella reaches out, grabs the clothes at the collar of Levi's shirt, and closes her eyes nervously.

Seeing her expression, Levi sneered vaguely: "Idiot."

Stella sweated a little while sleeping, and her platinum blonde hair was sticking to her cheeks with moisture, her eyes were tightly closed and she didn't dare to open her eyes, and her breathing was very rapid due to emotion. Some of the sickly pale cheeks were also stained with a light red halo due to the heat, and the whole person exuded a feeling of crying.

His gaze fell slightly, and fell on his wrinkled neckline that was tightly held by Stella, revealing a smile that was not noticed by others.

The tip of Levi's tongue kept wriggling and biting on his lips first, and when Stella relaxed her vigilance, he deftly snapped her teeth open and quickly slid into her mouth, grabbing the breath that belonged to her almost greedily, and forcefully Every corner has been explored.Scared that Stella's originally relaxed nerves tensed up again, she subconsciously grasped Levi's clothes more forcefully, and her fingertips dug into the palm of her hand through the thin layer of fabric.The eyes that were previously closed also opened suddenly, and the eyes that were blushing because of the kiss seemed to be dripping water, like a clear lake at night, staring at Levi barkingly.

"That's the expression..." Levi let out a low laugh, and let go of the frightened animal in his arms.

Stella, who was released, slowly regained her senses. Her face seemed to be dyed with red paint, and the bright red dyed all the way to the tips of her ears.There was a burst of water in her purple eyes, which looked like transparent amethyst, her eyes flicked randomly but she didn't dare to look directly at Levi, she stammered: "Uh...um."

"Heh... You will also show such an expression." Levi stood up, and rarely laughed at Stella, "Can you stand up?"

"...um...legs...weak." Stella's face was as red as a burning cloud, and she hesitated for a long time before stretching out her hand to Levi, "I can't stand up... ..."

The author has something to say: Shirley! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !You finally kissed the soldier commander, do you know how painful it was when your mother wrote it? !

Mu Mu sent a congratulatory message to Shirley to celebrate that the two cute creatures are finally Kiss. ​​After writing this chapter, Mu Mu herself was so cute that she died, the shy Shirley girl or something...

Said that the commander in the future will be aware of Shirley's feelings for him first

Dedicate this chapter that everyone will like, hurry up and leave a comment for Mumu!

☆、Try reading three

My name is Herbster Floryn, and I've always had a secret that I've never told anyone, not even my mother and my stupid brother.

That is... I have a back spirit.

Just like the system bound to the heroine in countless time-travel novels, the difference is that the spirit behind it looks like a human being, and he is not a so-called 'system'.According to himself, his name is Tosaka Tokiomi, what a strange name.

But even if the name and appearance of the spirit behind him are very strange, I will not despise him.

You said why, of course it is because...

"Uncle, you use your blah blah magic to make me a fire." I was digging my booger in one hand and a rabbit in the other, "I finally caught a fat rabbit. If I take it home, I’m sure I won’t have a share.” As I spoke, I dug out a lump of booger, and rubbed it on my clothes under Uncle Yuansaka’s disdainful gaze.

Uncle Tohsaka made a serious face: "The jewel magic passed down from generation to generation in our Tohsaka family is not for you to light fire, besides, Herbst, you are a girl, how can you dig so rudely..." He hesitated After a while, he seemed to be thinking about what words to use, "picked his nose, and rubbed it on his clothes!"

I blinked my dead fish eyes that I seldom blinked because I was too lazy: "It's good that I didn't rub my clothes on your clothes, uncle, I think back then I liked to rub my booger on other people, and I was called the 'little witch rubbing shit' Oh."

"Why are you so proud when you say such things?"

"Ah...that's probably because of it." I tried my best to use my brain that had been immobile for thousands of years, and came up with an explanation, "It's all because of Uncle's fault."

"Why is it my fault again!"

This time I can quickly answer his question: "That must be because your name is Tohsaka Tokiomi."

"...Is there any deep hatred between my name and you?"

"No, no, of course it's not with me. It should be said that your name is deeply favored by the malice of the universe." I denied his words, "It's like the first time you heard my name Just as it means 'autumn' in German, when I heard Uncle's name, the first thing I thought of was lying down."

Uncle Yuansaka, who has always been glamorous, noble and aristocratic, really doesn't know anything: "Lying gun?"

"Ah, it means 'you'll get shot while lying down', uncle, even if you don't do anything, bad things will happen to you." As the master of the spirit behind the scenes, Tosaka Tokiomi, how could I not He is responsible for not explaining to him, "Speaking of which, Uncle, why did you say 'again' when I blamed you just now, this is obviously the first scene, and nothing happened yet Uncle."

"..."

Uncle Yuansaka's cold-eyed and noble expression seemed to be about to burst, and he tightly held the wooden stick inlaid with gemstones in his hand.To be honest, I stared at the wooden stick for a long time, but because Uncle Tohsaka is a behind-the-scenes spirit and cannot be touched, I can only look at the wooden stick with greedy eyes and drool all the time.

The uncle who noticed my gaze glared at me, and hid the wooden stick in the unknown spiritual space behind.

I don’t have gems to look at, and I put on a rascal’s face: “Tch——uncle, you are so stingy, don’t you just look at it. It’s amazing to be rich, and you don’t even look at it, stingy! No wonder the malice of the universe favors you so much!”

The moon tonight is as round as a pancake. I guess it’s because my stupid brother told my mother that I swallowed a fat rabbit all by myself, so I didn’t have my dinner tonight.

My stomach was empty and I was dying of hunger, but for some reason, I looked at the big mooncake in the sky and thought of Uncle Tohsaka's face when he first heard that he was going to sleep on the floor.

Before I was 7 years old, whenever it was time to go to bed at night, Uncle Ling Yuanban would share a bed with me behind the scenes.One is because we can't touch each other, two is because Tohsaka-san has no sexual interest in me who is as old as her daughter, and the third is because Tohsaka-san is already dead so I can't... Well, for the little girl who was shot for no reason Uncle Tohsaka mourned in silence.

When it comes to my childhood, I have to mention my mother, she especially likes to watch soap operas, she sleeps every day after dinner, watching soap operas, watching commercials, watching commercials, watching commercials, watching commercials, watching commercials... Watching soap operas, and then Wash and sleep.I have always scoffed at this kind of monotonous daily life, but I never thought that this interest of my mother would one day affect my decision.

On that day, the idiot brother was not at home, and I lost someone who could be bullied and suppressed. I was very bored, so my mother and I watched a soap opera called "XXOO" side by side.

That night, I had an epiphany, and before going to bed, I made a decision that would affect my life: "Uncle, you will sleep on the floor from now on!"

"Huh?" Uncle looked at me like an idiot, "What are you talking about?"

I chased Uncle Yuansaka who couldn't be touched like a chick: "Uncle, you go to sleep on the floor. It is said on TV that a man and a woman will get pregnant if they sleep together."

Uncle Yuansaka's glamorous and noble expression suddenly shattered, his wide open mouth could fit a watermelon, but thanks to this, I saw Uncle Yuansaka's tooth decay: "Uncle, you have tooth decay, pinch me None." I grinned to reveal my 'PIKAPIKA' white teeth that can blind people's eyes, and proudly gave Uncle Tohsaka a thumbs up, "How about it, Uncle, are you envious?"

"No...not at all, I'm just wondering how you became like this." Uncle Tohsaka exudes a madao decadence, and he covered his face in frustration, "Obviously he was as cute as Rin when he was young, How did you become like this?"

I guess he was trying to say that I'm kind of stupid, well, more than one person has said that about me.The group of teasers next door called me 'two hundred and five' all day long, but every time I retaliated, I would secretly rub my booger on them.

Tch, a group of little kids with half-haired hair still want to fight with my old lady.

"It's all your fault, Uncle. I remember it very clearly. I was brought up by Uncle who pooped and pissed me since I was born." I looked nostalgic, even though I had no memory of it at all.

Uncle Tohsaka felt a bit of a stomachache: "Before you say such things, let's deal with the confused expression on your face."

"Oh, is it?" I didn't feel ashamed of the truth at all. My old lady's face is as thick as a copper wall and an iron wall. How could Uncle Tohsaka's complaints with only 5 attack power break through, "Uncle, what are you doing today? Sleep on the floor at night, otherwise if I get pregnant, it must be your fault."

"……………………"

Tohsaka-san probably wanted to express that kind of heavy and sad feeling, but to me, this expression is more like constipation after several days and finally feeling unobstructed. I wanted to go to the toilet but found that there was only a squatting toilet. In desperation, I used the squatting pose but found that I had hemorrhoid-like grief.

So out of kindness, I decided to persuade him: "Uncle, constant constipation is not good for your health, be careful of anal fissures."

“…………………………”

Uncle Tohsaka's expression became more and more sad. Could it be that he has an anal fissure?Masaka! ! !

"Uncle!!!! Did someone blow your chrysanthemum???!!!" If I could touch Uncle Tohsaka, I would definitely press Uncle Tohsaka's shoulder with that exaggerated growling gesture Shaking him, "Uncle!!! Uncle, is your chrysanthemum okay?? Does it still hurt!! Do you want me to rub it for you!!!"

Uncle Tohsaka's face is as dark as coal, but thinking about it, it must be very embarrassing to be known about such an embarrassing thing as a chrysanthemum explosion... Unexpectedly, Uncle is still such a shy person, he is worthy of being a long-time A person with a cold and noble face.

Thinking of this, I looked at Uncle Tohsaka with admiration on my face, I also want to have that cold and noble face.People don't want this kind of protruding and lifeless dead fish eyes. Give me the kind of girly eyes of a stupid brother! ! !

Probably because Uncle Tohsaka and I couldn't communicate on the same line, Uncle Tohsaka quickly gave up communicating with me, and lay down on the floor by himself, a strong smell of snorting permeated the air.

Ah... But a powerful magician like Uncle Tohsaka has maintained his virginity for more than 40 years, and suddenly he ate the forbidden fruit after being exploded. So lonely.

Seeing Uncle Tohsaka lying on the ground, I obediently lay back on the bed, but because the TV series I watched before left a deep impression on me, I couldn't fall asleep all at once.

After tossing and turning for a while, I suddenly asked, "Uncle, are you a great wizard?"

Uncle Tohsaka is sleeping on the floor for the first time, so he will inevitably suffer from insomnia, so he didn't use fake sleep to perfuse me as usual: "Great wizard? What kind of mess is that?"

"I heard that if you remain a virgin until the age of 25, you can change your job to become a magician and use magic. Moreover, the longer you maintain your virginity, the more magic you can use and the greater its power."

"I don't know why. How can you use hearsay crooked ways as a reference. Only those who study magic seriously and use magic are called magicians. To become a magician, you need to have a magic circuit. Of course, ordinary people also have magic circuits. Although they can learn magic, the normal circuit The number is relatively rare, so it is quite difficult." Uncle Tosaka scoffed at my words, and he replied with disdain, "You, as Tokiomi Tosaka, the head of the Tosaka family, one of the "founding royal families", Students, how can you believe such words. Magicians are produced through the accumulation of blood and knowledge from generation to generation. The founders of most magician families are just ordinary scholars. They pass on the power they have learned through magic seals. Give it to future generations, and future generations will study it and pass it on.”

"Hey...it's so annoying to hear." I thought worriedly, if I can't inherit Uncle Yuansaka's mantle, I won't be able to deceive Uncle Yuansaka's wooden stick studded with gems, "Uncle, Will you pass on your engraving to me?"

Uncle Tosaka hesitated for a moment: "...let's talk about it after you become a qualified magician."

His perfunctory tone made me a little uncomfortable: "Stingy! But, uncle, you really should try it. I heard that every 5 years of virginity can be upgraded to a level. 5 years old is a magic apprentice, and 20 years old is a trainee. Official magician after 25 years old, advanced magician after 30 years old, great magician after 35 years old, magician at 40 years old, great magician at 45 years old, magician at 50 years old, great magician at 55 years old, sage at 60 years old, A great sage at the age of 65, you are a Dharma God at the age of 70 and above!!"

The author has something to say: Try reading "I Can't Be a Hero, It's Tokiomi's Fault No matter what I think"

Well, under the guise of whoring Tokiomi, this is actually a pit of no Xipi QvQ