"My dear Mary!"

"Oh, stupid Mary is back at last."

When I was about to walk to the door of the dormitory, I could see two golden figures from a distance. As soon as Truth was hugged by Vicky who rushed over, she nervously collapsed and tried to escape the little girl's warm embrace: " Me, I'm back."

"Why do you look ashamed, as if you rolled back from the ground, instructor Levi didn't do anything to you?" Albert walked over slowly, glanced at the torn clothes of the truth, he couldn't help I sigh how hard it takes to roll to break the clothes.

"Actually, it's a long story..." Truth succinctly described how he was cheated out of his heart by the shrewd Levi, and was saved by Levi's scheme without knowing it. life and so on.

"Are you an idiot?" Vicky asked in surprise.

"It really is a fool." Albert nodded.

"It's not an idiot, it's Mary!" It's really not a good feeling to be despised by two guys who are at least half a head shorter than yourself. The truth knows that Levi is kind, but in order not to be trapped too badly because of ignorance in the future, She decided to study cultural lessons hard to get rid of the illiterate big team and join the ranks of intellectuals as soon as possible.

That's right, Truth wants to be a puppet who is as thoughtful, cultured and connotative as Scorpion, even if she has no brains.

"So let me just say that Instructor Levi is a gentleman. That barbarian like Instructor Gulson almost killed you." In the dormitory where the lights have been turned off, Vicky whispered to the truth on the side while lying on the bed , she can never be wrong when she sees people in social places.

"Ah? Hmm." Truth responded, she was a little confused about what the definition of a gentleman is in the upper class, and would a gentleman step on a woman?That's just a simple shake of S...

To be honest, the night is the hardest time for Truth, because she doesn’t need to sleep. In order to save space, two bunk beds are put together directly in the dormitory, so she is next to Vicky. Truth, who can't sleep, is always in an embarrassing state of extreme boredom and dare not make too much movement.

It's an endless hell, because Vicky will often come to hug her and whisper: "Mom, I need to go to the bathroom."

For this reason, Truth had to shoulder the heavy responsibility of urinating the shit for this bear child, because she was really a little afraid that the sleepy Vicky would accidentally slip and fall into the shit pit and drown, so she decided to do her duty faithfully. Stand by the door at Vicky's convenience.

And Truth marvelously discovers that she always meets the right person at the wrong time and place.

"Instructor Levi, are you coming to the toilet too? What a coincidence, did you bring paper? I just have some here." Truth presented some crumpled toilet paper to Levi's hands, which was gathered The straw paper that she paid all respect to was actually slapped away with disdain!

Truth shook her head and picked it up. She glanced at Levi who had never said a word, walked into the bathroom opposite the door with a gloomy face. After Levi figured it out, it must be because the heart she gave was too heavy. Levi couldn't digest it for a while, so he became constipated...

Everything is her Gongzheng's fault.

"Mary, I want to sleep." Vicky came out of the toilet in a daze, and collapsed on the body of Truth like an octopus, then closed her eyes and kicked her limbs unconscious.

Oh my gosh, your lace panties are still down at your ankles!Thanks to you for not tripping, Truth reluctantly helped the little girl to return the little girl to the post where it should be loyal and responsible. She felt a sudden soreness in her heart, and always felt that she could finally understand that the scorpion sometimes wanted to pinch it. It's killing her mentally.

When one bad boy meets another bad boy, one of them will be able to evolve, such as the present truth.

However, this wonderful scene happened to be seen by Albert who suddenly appeared. He was so shocked that he temporarily lost his memory and forgot that he actually came to the toilet. "Stupid Mary, I didn't expect you to have such a hobby. Let Vicky go, something is coming at me!"

"No, I'm not from the Appearance Association." Truth sternly refused without hesitation, dragged Vicky and walked towards the dormitory with difficulty, "Go to your toilet and go to Albert, our dear instructor Levi just happened to Also, with him by your side, you will never feel lonely, don’t let it go, please take care of it.”

"Damn it." Albert suddenly felt that he didn't dare to go in and couldn't pee out.

The next day, when Truth witnessed the amazing performance of Albert and Vicky in the three-dimensional mobile device adaptation training, combined with the rumors he heard about Levi's instructor: It is said that he can use it proficiently in less than 10 minutes The three-dimensional mobile device is flying freely in the sky like a bird!

Recalling the experience of going to the toilet last night, the truth finally came to an unbearable conclusion. Do geniuses share the same excretion channel?

But think about it a little bit more, it may have something to do with their good eating habits, but for the truth that wants to learn from it, everything is useless, don't try to talk about nutrition with a puppet, just like you don't want to talk to a man Just like talking about the rationality of the lower body, Truth feels that he is doomed not to become a genius.

"It turns out that this game is so difficult. I thought it could be mastered by everyone just like walking." Levi inspected everywhere and found that only the truth is very crooked. It turns out that the most unique people are not necessarily those with talents. .

Truth agrees with this 12 points, but the key problem is that she is not human!

Because the skin and flesh on the body are not "native-grown", the balance is abnormally poor. At first, even walking was unsteady, let alone the current training that requires high body coordination.

"Instructor Levi, am I hopeless?" Truth asked tremblingly.

"Obviously it's terminally ill, and now I'm thinking that with your talent, you definitely won't die at the hands of giants." Levi stood in front of the truth with his arms folded, and he couldn't bear to look at the ridiculous clown in front of him. Little ghost, after all, it's just that this little ability is not in the capital to bring it here to disrupt the situation.

Levi had a subtle premonition, he felt that the IQ of the entire survey corps would be lowered by her in the near future.

Truth was a little touched and said: "Instructor, you don't need to come and comfort me, I know you meant to say that my level is not enough to lick the feet of a giant, but since you have cheated me of my heart, I will definitely Will not live up to your expectations!"

"Hmm... Gradually and evenly distribute the weight of the whole body to the waist and belt, you idiot, stop swaying like this for me, do you think you are dancing a hula?" By kindness Levi, who misunderstood the truth, felt a little embarrassed, and was suddenly grateful so that what he originally wanted to say was stuck in his neck. In fact, the second half of his sentence was originally "You fell to your death before you died at the hands of giants." .

Today, the man in his 30s finally spoke frankly, although he was still so vicious.

Under the spur of Levi, the truth finally barely reached the passing line. It has to be said that although Levi was born in the underground street, the effectiveness of the educational methods is much better than that of professional instructors, because his philosophy has always been the pain education method.

For example, when Truth's body is unbalanced and about to fall forward, Levi will often bend his knees at the position where her head is about to fall. The intention is obvious, nothing more than "If you dare to hang your head down, I will kick you!" Your head", under this kind of stimulation, the truth was finally forced to burst out of its own small universe and passed the adaptation training.

"It's really thrilling, Mary, but fortunately you passed and we don't have to separate, right Albert?" Vicky happily raised her red face, which was so cute.

"Well, it's pretty good." Albert praised reluctantly.

Truth shook his head and broke away from Albert's hand rubbing his head, looked at the golden-haired man who was laughing wildly, and truth naturally put his hand on his head and said, "Height determines everything Albert, in your case Before you grow taller than me, you don't have to forcefully stretch your arms to touch my noble head."

"Then let's wait and see." Albert patted away Truth's hand unconvincingly. It was as cold as a dead person without body temperature. He squinted at Truth with a complacent face and turned his head angrily.

Truth looked at Albert's awkward look and smiled cheerfully. She knew that day would always come. One day, Vicky and Albert would grow taller and more mature than her, and each would have their own For families and children, at that time, how to conceal the truth is still in the thinking stage.

"Mary, don't you even eat dinner? How about some soup?" Vicky asked worriedly. Although the food here was hard for her to swallow, Mary didn't even eat breakfast and lunch because of her stomach discomfort. If this goes on, the body will definitely not be able to bear it.

"No, um, my stomach can't adapt to greasy food. Drinking soup will cause adverse reactions. When I came back yesterday, I found an apple tree. I just need to eat some fruit." Truth explained with dances and dances. You can see that it is full of loopholes.

"You still expect oil in the soup? Don't tease me." Albert sighed, shook his head and walked into the house, "Remember not to be discovered by the instructor, or we will have to travel thousands of miles to rescue you."

"Since Albert has said so...Mary, be careful, don't fall off the tree." Seeing that Albert could not stop her, Vicki had no choice but to let Mary go, and followed At Albert's footsteps, she complained in a low voice, "Albert, you are really not worried about Mary at all."

The boots stepped on the wooden corridor with a "click" sound. Truth raised her eyes and looked at the two people who had never seen before coming out of the corner. Of course, she knew the very petite man caught in the middle, and that was Li Instructor Will seemed to be discussing something with a stack of papers.

"Good evening Instructor Levi." Truth stepped aside to make way.

"Well, dinner has just started at this time, why are you hanging around here if you don't go to eat?" Stopping, Levi raised his head and glanced at the truth and asked casually, he didn't expect that his unintentional behavior would attract people Among the humans around him, Han Ji, a strange species, yelled loudly as if he had discovered a new world.

"Levi didn't expect you to feel like a strict father after only a few days as an instructor. I'm really relieved!" Hanji said excitedly, "Oh, when you went on an expedition, your children I will definitely miss you, Levi, even in order not to make the children sad, we will do our best to return you intact."

"It's enough to take care of yourself." Levi slapped the stack of papers in his hand on Hanji's face, "Now that the preliminary plan and action plan have been discussed, you can go back to your lair first Captain Han Ji, I will arrive at the branch to join you on time before the day after tomorrow."

"I know, I know, what's the matter, Sanmao?" Han Ji looked curiously at his companion who kept sniffing his nose, although she had known for a long time that he had a quirk of smelling people with his nose when they met for the first time, and his sense of smell was so sensitive Not like a human being.

Sanmao also frowned, looking puzzled, getting closer and closer to where the truth was standing, and kept sniffing his nose, saying: "For some reason, I vaguely asked about the smell of corpses. The smell, although it is not very strong...probably an illusion."

Truth looked at the man with the beard on the chin standing in front of him in shock, and was too nervous to speak. How sensitive is this guy's sense of smell?

"Hahaha it's definitely an illusion, San Mao, your nose should be reported for repair, otherwise it will be bad if you make a mistake in your judgment during the expedition." Han Ji carelessly embraced his little friend, waved at Levi and left .

Although the truth itself can't smell the smell, neither Vicky nor Albert beside her has said that she has a strange smell, but this is undoubtedly not the illusion of the person just now, no matter how small it is, even if it is absolutely Most people can't smell it, it's an indisputable fact that she has this smell...

Talking about the smell of corpses, Truth felt that she had been slapped in the middle of the knife, and she suddenly felt that her whole body was not good. Compared with this, she would rather choose the smell of feet that could kill a pool of fish.

The author has something to say: hang up the hot column picture, thanks to the girl in Ruxitupu -3- I think people who share my interests will know who is in the picture, it is my destiny!

Regarding the slow update, I am really ashamed of the support for the girls. I have been really stuck recently, although the ending has been decided over and over again in my mind, and the big events in it have also been thought out. But I just don't know how to string them together!I'm so worried that I roll around _(:3」∠)_

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