Miss Murderer is not online

"Ah, what a joke! Procrastinating again! I'm going to be driven crazy by this group of procrastinators... Master Lou! Come and save me..."

In the office area of ​​Shuanglu Publishing Group on the 27th floor of Tianhua Building, editor Zhang Qin hugged her head and wailed, with a broken expression on her face.

And the "Lou Jiaozhu" she called out just sat on the side indifferently, slowly peeling off the apple peel with a beautiful fruit knife in her hand. Her movements swayed slightly, and she said in a nonchalant manner: "Those under you are mildly procrastinating, and mine——is hopeless..."

Hearing this, the editor Zhang Qin fell to the ground with a "bang". God, she is crazy to complain to a madman like Lou Jianxue. Who doesn't know that all of her subordinates are "drag masters" "ah!

The sky outside the floor-to-ceiling windows is light blue, and the gray border line is very similar to the silver-gray border of a photo frame. Towering skyscrapers can be seen everywhere. The office area is still full of busy typing, and occasionally there are a few wailing sounds. Most likely those editors have encountered difficult writers.

Lou Jianxue, the editor of Shuanglu Publishing Group, is only a semi-professional.

Editor Zhuang Yashen took maternity leave, went home to have a baby, and temporarily recruited Lou Jianxue to take her place-in fact, it was not that Shuanglu was short of people, but... No one except Lou Jianxue could handle those weird procrastination patients !

As a reputable publishing group, Shuanglu's business is reputation, not good books, so Shuanglu's threshold is very high, but the writers inside are naturally not ordinary people, most of them belong to the level of great gods, of course, Great gods have their quirks, such as procrastination—which famous author doesn't procrastinate?

Others don't know, but Lou Jianxue dares to guarantee you, she has never seen someone who doesn't delay the draft!

After gnawing on the apple leisurely, Lou Jianxue brushed the messy chestnut hair on her forehead casually, finally turned on the computer, looked at the time, it was five o'clock in the afternoon Beijing time, and it was time to get off work soon.

Prey should be online at this time.

The long-awaited avatar appeared on MSN, Lou Jianxue smiled deeply, the corners of her lips curled up, and everyone in the office shivered for some reason, ah——someone is going to be killed Follow up... Lou Jiaozhu is actually not human at all... She is a monster, right?

Lou Jianxue put both hands on the keyboard, quickly typed out a line and sent it.

Editing breaks the building: the manuscript will not be killed.

On MSN, the other party didn't seem to think that he would be chased as soon as he went online, and immediately wanted to go offline. Who would have thought that Lou Jianxue seemed to know what he was thinking, and immediately typed a word.

Editor Duanlou: What about the manuscript?

The other party sent a series of ellipses, and before he could speak, he saw Lou Jianxue crackling a large number of messages on the screen.

Editor Duanlou: Since I received you in Shuanglu, you said that the manuscript should be handed in years ago, and it is almost June now. Where is the manuscript?

Editing Broken Building: Great ancient writer, push this month from last month, push this month from this month to next month, and if you push it like this, let alone the day lily, even the girl of the day will be cold.

Editor Duanlou: Submit the manuscript soon... I know you are a busy person, so you should hand it in as soon as you have written. I will find someone to proofread the manuscript for you.

Editor Duanlou: When you can't write, think about money. Round coins are easy to roll.

Editor Duanlou: Qiantu is bright.

Editor Duanlou: ...why don't you speak?

In Shuanglu, the most famous thing is Lou Jianxue's eerily calm tone when she urged the manuscript, with almost no exclamation marks. Lou Jianxue was tired of knocking, and when she stopped, she realized that the other party hadn't said a word. She suddenly felt that She had a headache, and was about to continue persuading her, but the phone on the desk vibrated suddenly. She ignored the MSN here and picked up the phone.

"Aya, what's the matter?"

"I forgot to tell you that the contract for the book "Dragging King" is at the end of next month..."

"..." Zhuang Yashen, I count you as cruel.Lou Jianxue smiled gloomyly behind her back. Although the anger in her heart was raging, her voice was very calm, "These people under your command have strange reasons for delaying the manuscript..."

"No, the King of Procrastination never gives a reason for procrastination..." The voice on the other side of the phone gradually weakened, as if frightened by the evil spirit coming from Lou Jianxue on the other side of the phone.

"The work of editing is simply not done by humans." Lou Jianxue said calmly, but Zhuang Yashen over there felt the creeps behind her back. Every time Lou Jianxue spoke in such a calm tone, she felt something The ghost blew air on the crescent of her neck.

"Oh, you were called a 'humanoid computer' by Liu Cuiming. We already knew about it. We believe that you will be able to successfully complete the task of chasing manuscripts. My baby is fine in the belly. You have to be her after birth Oh shit……"

"Stop pretending, your voice is raised, you don't match your words, you just want to change the subject!" The humanoid computer Lou Jianxue, nicknamed by some in the industry, is also called "Lou Jiaozhu", from "Swordsman" Dongfang Undefeated, because in Lou Jianxue's industry, she has never had a defeat so far.

"Oh, you know the editor-in-chief has been calling me to ask me to poach you. Gold medal editors are not easy to cultivate. Do you want to change jobs?"

"...Are you willing to give up an office that earns millions of dollars a year and become a poor editor?" Lou Jianxue said mercilessly.She is this kind of person, she is polite to strangers, her mouth can poison a person to acquaintances, chasing manuscripts is as serious as arresting criminals, she has a wicked and deep personality for thousands of years, it is said that people who can bear her are now It hasn't appeared yet, so Lou Jianxue is still a single nobleman.

Zhuang Ya, who was still on maternity leave over there, pretended not to know, and said haha, "Editing is a very sacred profession, you know..."

"Sorry, I don't know anything. Editing is sacred? I didn't see it, is it hard to be hard?" Lou Jianxue started to speak venomously again, but her expression was still so calm, but she was just defamation. The work of editing is simply not done by humans !

She knew that Zhuang Yashen was an excellent editor and Shuanglu's trump card, but as soon as this guy said he was on maternity leave, he immediately pulled her here to deal with her boss, and had a lot of fun going out with his own man, pity her The idiot who stabs at his friend sits in the editing work area and fights wits and courage with those drag draft masters who are better than the next. The level of thrills is almost as thrilling as that of Hong Kong police and gangster movies!

"...haha...haha...that...ah, my husband called me and hung up!"

"Beep beep..."

Even Lou Jianxue, who is used to hiding herself, couldn't help but twitched the corners of her lips at Zhuang Yashen's shameless behavior. She put the phone back, and secretly warned herself, don't forget friends because of Zhuang Yashen. The guy is angry, she is Wannian Iceberg, she is a humanoid computer, and she is the invincible Lou leader!Don't, don't be angry!

Professional white shirt and black short skirt, and neat short ear-length hair. When her almond eyes are slightly squinted, her face is full of inscrutability. Lou Jianxue's personality is as changeable as her expression. People who don't know her say she is cold-blooded. , People who know her only feel distressed.Unfortunately, there are very few people who know her well.

After finally calming down her emotions, Lou Jianxue looked at her computer screen again, and couldn't help it anymore.

The great writer whose remarks had been changed by her to "King of Procrastination" actually sent a very embarrassing sentence.

King of drafts: I have encountered new material recently, and I will submit it next month.

next month!

It has been three months since Lou Jianxue took over Zhuang Yashen's work, and this well-known writer hasn't handed in a word yet!That's right, not a single word!

Editor Duanlou: Writer Gu, I'm sorry, if you don't submit your manuscript, I will hunt you down to Hong Kong.

Drag King: Wow, Duanlou, are you kidding me?You are in Beijing, Hong Kong is far away...

Edit Broken Building: You can try it.

King of Procrastination: Hey, break the building, discuss and discuss, and definitely deliver the manuscript next month!

Editor's fault: Gu Caini, in fact, being an editor also has to memorize performance. If you don't submit your manuscript, Xiangjiang is calling for your corpse.

Drag King: I doubt if you are a woman...

Edit Broken Building: If you leave a fake, you will pay ten.

Draft King: Ah, my brother-in-law made me some coffee, let's talk later!

Editor Duanlou: ...you...

On MSN, the avatar of the "King of Procrastination" was grayed out and offline.

For the first time, Lou Jianxue felt that her humanoid computer couldn't handle such an excellent draft.

When it was time to get off work, she turned off the computer, picked up the phone, and found that there was an extra text message on it. The strange thing was that there was no sender's number displayed.

Sender: Unknown.

Content: Master, the poisonous snake has arrived in Hong Kong, and you need to go there.Everything went according to plan.

Lou Jianxue raised her brows, her neat and smooth short hair swayed as she stood up, drawing a cool arc, Hong Kong?Poisonous snakes can run very well.Hong Kong is a special administrative region, and the mainland's police force will be limited there, and some matters are related to the mainland's secrets, and indeed only people outside her establishment can take action.

She packed up her things and was about to leave. She glanced at her phone again, and after completely deleting the text messages, she knocked on the editor's office.

The editor-in-chief is a very gentle middle-aged man named Li Chengxi. He has trained many potential new authors, and now he is in charge of the specific matters of Shuanglu Publishing's manuscript collection.

"Eh? Miss Lou?" Li Chengxi was a little curious. Lou Jianxue was the person Zhuang Yashen hired to replace her job in order to take maternity leave in advance. He was a little unhappy at first, but later found that Lou Jianxue's efficiency in urging manuscripts was simply top-notch. , simply threw all the difficult writers to Lou Jianxue, I don't know... Did Lou Jianxue finally get tired of these writers?

"That's right, Editor-in-Chief Li, you also know that I still have a job on the other side. I'm going to Hong Kong for work reasons. I wonder if I can grant a leave first?" Lou Jianxue said very politely, but her The words "I have decided" are clearly written in the eyes.

In fact, Li Chengxi and Lou Jianxue's former immediate boss are old friends. When their old friends get together, they will occasionally talk about Lou Jianxue. His old friend admires Lou Jianxue very much, but also feels sorry for her. It can be seen that she is a very strong person. people, but the stronger they are, the easier it is to get hurt.Lou Jianxue's experience in the past was certainly not a good thing, but it was actually not a bad thing to make her change.At least he could see that in the past few months, Lou Jianxue's eyes were no longer as terrifying as before.

The editor-in-chief Li Chengxi naturally knew that Lou Jianxue had made a decision and he couldn't refute it, so he had to "make the best use of everything and people to make the best use of their talents", "Hong Kong, of course fakes can be accurate, but you know we are going to sum up in half a year, performance It can't be too bad, I heard...a great writer has been delaying the manuscript for a long time, if you can stop by to urge the manuscript..."

"Don't worry, the editor-in-chief, I know how to do it." Gu Caini - the king of the draft industry!Lou Jianxue also hated him for a long time, but...it's one thing to promise, it depends on the mood whether to press the manuscript or not.

Lou Jianxue temporarily agreed to come down, and called Zhuang Yashen after she got her vacation, and went back to her office after leaving Tianhua Building, packed her things, turned on her computer before leaving, sent a message, and then After a deep format of the entire hard drive, I went out with confidence.Caution is her best character trait, and it is also prudence that allows her to regain her life several times.

Someone has already prepared a plane ticket for her, and the mission schedule is very tight, and she will fly to Hong Kong tonight.

Hong Kong.

In front of an apartment building.

A certain great writer suddenly felt restless, and the page on the computer was being refreshed to the forum announcement, "The murderer is out to kill, and the forum activities are suspended."

"Wow, what is this? It's written in such a scary way... Eh? It's actually a website in mainland China. You also browse forums in mainland China?"

"Brother-in-law, this forum is very interesting..." The great writer took a sip of his cold coffee, feeling a little bored, and closed the forum.

"Go to bed early, there are still a few cases unfinished, and I have to see your sister tomorrow..."

"understood……"

The author has something to say: cough, cough, cough, I can't help but open up again. This is the first time I write a film and television article seriously. Please forgive me for the poor writing.

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