Suddenly become the strongest

I think the way my mother looks at me has become very strange.

It has gone from "My God, are you stamp collecting" to "My God, are you a scam".

...It is obvious that the person who is trying to conduct human trafficking is not me at all!

This incident shocked my mother quite a bit, but she would not make random conclusions and ask others if she didn't know the situation.She just presses me.

So she forced a smile: "Wait a minute... I have to go to the bathroom first. Miyamura Haruna, come with me."

I followed my fate resignedly, and when I was about to explain, my mother grabbed my hand and asked solemnly: "Okay, so it's the one with white hair, right? To what extent? It's up to me to wait." What attitude should we take towards that child! Are you dating, or is he chasing you, or are you going to chase him?"

I resisted the desire to complain, and said with a deadpan expression: "Neither of them."

"Okay. Then I'll just ask one question, have you... ever hit home run?"

"...Mom!" I yelled in disbelief.

"What are you doing! I don't know what you young people call this kind of thing now, I've been working hard to keep up with the fashion!" Mom coughed twice, put on a serious look, and said in a low voice, "Okay, Then let me change the question... You have to tell the truth, you were born to me, and I can tell that you are lying. So have you...have you ever seen the other party naked? "

Me: "...uh, uh... this..." Technically, I've not only seen it, I've played it.

The mother looked shocked: "Oh my God, have you done it?!"

I quickly denied it: "Of course not!"

But this didn't have a positive effect, and the mother's tone was full of disbelief: "Isn't that even worse!?"

"...Why would it be worse if you didn't do it?"

"It's not obvious, you...uh, I don't know how you play, but you can withdraw at any time and not be responsible until you make the last step!" Mom said with a strange worried look on her face, holding her hands together Said, "The child actually agrees? This is too good——"

"No! He's not good at all!" I firmly rejected the other party's erroneous views, and then said sternly, "This matter is a little hidden, I can't say it now, but I am completely legal and have no moral wrong. In short, no matter you What you think in your head is not like that at all, it may even be completely opposite! Seriously, what do you think about me?"

"I think my daughter is amazing!"

"I am very powerful! But not as powerful as you imagined!"

"Okay, I get it. That is to say, I don't know why you have reached that level, but you haven't dated and don't plan to have a further relationship, right?" Mom raised her hand to her forehead, took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled. , seems to have calmed down.

After a few seconds, she looked at me with tangled eyes: "So, what is it like to be completely opposite?"

Me: "... I don't know, and I don't know how you imagined it."

"So, was that kid serious when he said [-] million?"

"Uh... the first sentence should be a joke. The second sentence... I don't know if it's a joke or not."

The mother looked surprised: "The child can really come up with one billion?"

I frowned slightly, and struggled with my words: "Uh...he is considered a rich family."

"I understand." Mom retouched her lipstick in the bathroom mirror, sighed, "Forget it, I understand why you flinched."

"……Um?"

The mother put the lipstick in the bag and washed her hands with her head down: "You must like him, otherwise you would have been sent to prison by you if someone else was naked in front of you. Although the child looks really good, but You're not one to covet this."

Me: "Uh..." Although what my mother said is correct and logically makes sense, but the causal relationship does not hold true... That's why I don't want my mother to know about it!

"Ah, but there is one thing I have to explain." Mom took out a handkerchief to wipe her hands, frowned, as if remembering something, she took a step closer to me, and whispered, "I used to encourage you to Talk about love a few more times, which refers to talking separately, not all at once. And I think that even if you can't get along with the other party, it is not advisable to start with his good friend. This will not make you move Instead, it is easy to cause accidents and hurt more people.”

"..." I looked at her with complicated eyes, "Seriously, Mom, do I have the image of a witch in your heart? What book are you in charge of publishing recently?"

And although Mr. Xia You is innocent, could it be that I dragged him into this vortex? !It's Wujo Satoru's hand!Of course, I can't say it at this time, otherwise this weird trend will develop in an even weirder direction.

"Bedtime Stories at Late Night Bars by Mr. Usui."

"...There is no normal book for you to take responsibility for?!"

"It's a normal emotional book for all ages, okay? It's about tear-jerking." After retorting, my mother put away her handkerchief, leaned over and asked me in a low voice, "One more thing... I've always been embarrassed. Ask, because I'm afraid of touching taboos and the like... Is it because of something wrong with the eyes that the boy has been wearing sunglasses?"

"...No." I pursed my lips and read with a mechanical voice stick, "That's because his eyes are so beautiful, so he needs to cover them up."

"...Wow, you really like him." Mom gave me a deep look.

I said blankly: "If you said you like his eyes, yes." After all, they are both good-looking and easy to use, who doesn't like them?

When I use it, my learning efficiency is five times that of my usual.

-

I always feel that since my mother became the editor in charge of the editorial department, her brain circuit and thinking have become more and more weird and tortuous.

I hope she transfers to the children's department and doesn't have to be in charge of weird books.

But the fact that she understood me and decided not to bother with it, I'm grateful.

So when my mother asked me to pay the bill, I didn't doubt him, and obediently obeyed.

Then... I realized that I was still too naive.

"I heard a saying from Yangcai, but I really want to know, in your own opinion, what is the relationship between you and Yangcai?"

From this angle, Gojo Satoru had spotted me a long time ago, and I don't know when he took off his sunglasses.

I hope it wasn't my mother who said something rude... Forget it, anyway, I can't be more rude than Gojo Satoru himself.

The white-haired boy obviously glanced in my direction, then turned his head, and said in a somewhat disappointed tone: "I don't even know. Since the answer I finally came up with was rejected by Yangcai After that, what kind of relationship do we have..."

...What are you pretending to do, you bastard!Do you know what I said before and what you are saying now will be misunderstood? !

And the black-haired boy next to him also saw me, with his hands folded on his chest, his face troubled, as if he was considering his words: "Uh... this... um... just take it as what she says!"

... Xia Youjie!You are not a good thing either!

I rubbed my forehead, and when I was about to walk over, I only heard my mother ask again: "Then do you like Yangcai?"

I paused and subconsciously looked towards the person.

The other party was leaning on the table with his elbows, resting his chin on one hand, looking up at me with a smile on his face: "Well, I like her."

"..." I was silent for a moment, walked over quickly, and put my hand on my mother's shoulder, "Mom, stop teasing my friend. I've finished paying, we should go."

-

Mom must be going home tonight. Her car broke down. When I tried to take her back, I was blocked. She insisted on taking the tram home by herself and asked me to take two high school students back to school.

I thought she had ulterior motives, but when I thought I didn't have to listen to her nagging, I happily agreed.

Of course, these two people definitely don't need me to send them off - the high school is quite far away, and it's definitely not safe for me to approach them alone.

In turn I was sent back almost.It's like this time it's okay... But because I drove here today, my car is fine, so I can drive back by myself.

"Do you really not need me to give the five hundred million?"

When I sat in the driver's seat and rolled down the window to say goodbye, Gojo Satoru took a step forward and bent down to look at me and said.

"...My heart is not so firm. If you say that again, I will really want the five hundred million." After I finished speaking in a warning tone, I asked specifically, "Speaking of... It doesn’t matter if the song matter is over like this? No one should force Sonohara Anri to hand over the crime song, right?”

"She is currently the right owner, and she is not causing trouble, so nothing will happen. After all, this is also private property." Gojo Satoru said with his hands and arms resting on the car door, his chin resting on his arms, "However, she has been bearing the curse of Sin Song. Although she has not been controlled, she may not be able to completely control Sin Song. If you care about her, you should pay attention."

"That's right... Anri said that Guige wants to love humans... So, the form of Guige's curse is [love]?"

"Yeah, there's no more twisted curse than love."

"Hey..." I thought about all kinds of social news and cases caused by love, and nodded deeply, "But it's true."

The other party kept the previous posture, looked up at me, and looked quite well-behaved: "Then Yangcai, can I curse you?"

"..." I looked at him, and after a long silence, I said, "Yes."