Suddenly become the strongest

Obviously, what I said made Suzuki Ichiyo a little confused, and she has never been very good at focusing on the key points.

[What are they? !I knew you always wanted it all!When you go out to eat together, you insist on asking the waiter to serve up all the sauces they have! 】

I squinted my eyes and retorted: "How do you know which is the best sauce in that store? Of course you have to try them all to know!"

【Yeah? 】The other party's voice seemed to be unclear, and he even groaned, 【Then how do you explain that you still want multiple sauces when you go to the same store for the second time? 】

"That store has whiskey mushroom cream sauce and scallion rum sauce! I go to that store because their sauce is so good, of course I have to pay for it... wait a minute, I'm not with you Discuss it! Don't digress, will you?"

【good!Then you tell me what happened first!Don't give me such a big scope!This is not some folklore guessing fun from various countries! 】

"Emmm——" I pursed my lips, and decided to tell some of them, "As a result... I just took off their school uniform jacket."

【...How did you take it off? 】

"...technically, one from the front and one from the back."

[Front entry and back entry? ! 】

"...What are you thinking about?" I rubbed my forehead, and then said vaguely, "It's just that I took off one from the front and the other from the back."

【……That's it? ! 】The other party's voice was full of surprise, 【I can do this without the excuse of being drunk!Does this need an explanation? 】

"..." Well, maybe I found the wrong person. ——I was about to hang up the phone calmly, but the tone of the other party changed, and it seemed that he finally became serious.

[Let me ask first, can they beat you? 】

... What kind of problem is this? ——I said blankly, "They can beat at least ten of me."

【Why?Is that great?So what are you still worrying about? !Obviously they are indiscriminate!You are innocent! 】

"Ah...the reason for this is quite complicated, even if they can beat me, they won't really do anything to me..." My tone became complicated, "And there is actually one, which was struggling at the time. "

[... Tsk!This man is a real chicken thief!He pretended to be struggling even though he was able to fight, not only was he innocent but the other party was guilty...it must be the one on the front, right? 】

I was taken aback: "How do you know?"

[When you hug me from behind, I will forget what I want to do, so it must not be the one in the back. 】

"...I'll take it as your compliment." I replied after a moment of silence.

Although as far as the surveillance is concerned... the reason why the one I hugged to take off his coat from behind didn't struggle was probably because I unbuttoned it with one hand and covered his mouth with the other, confusing him.

And the one on the front is protracted because of the lack of proficiency, so the other party has time to react.

And the reason why he was struggling... There is also a big possibility that I sat on him and pulled his clothes.

【Ah, wait a minute, you said school uniform at the very beginning?Are you talking about... high school students? 】

"..." I was silent for a while, and my voice amplified, "Hello—? Oh, it looks like the signal is not very good! I'll hang up first!"

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At the same time, on the other side————

"...Should we remind Miss Yangcai that we can actually hear us at this distance?"

"Are you going to remind me?"

"……never mind."

The two fell silent at the same time, each immersed in their own thoughts.

Because Xia Youjie had already experienced the inexplicable incident of being doubled for the second time, he didn't expect what would happen later, and he didn't take it seriously until the other party stood in front of him—then he was grabbed by the collar Clothes were also ripped off.

Until this time, he was still a little dazed. After realizing it, he immediately grabbed the opponent's hand and started a tug-of-war... This part was the hardest, because it was really hard to save himself without hurting the opponent. Difficult to grasp.

After all...Although Miyamura Haruna is a girl, she is actually quite strong, and she is still an alcoholic.

Xia Youjie behaved quite well at the beginning, until Miyamura Yangcai got impatient, pressed his shoulders, pushed the person and sat on him... At this time, he didn't dare to move around up.

Because the sitting position is a little awkward, I feel that moving is easy to cause accidents.

At that time, he even shouted: [Enlightenment!Come and help! 】

Then that bastard Bai Mao took a scrutiny and said quietly: 【Do you really want me to help? 】

Xia Youjie: […]

But despite what he said, Gojo Satoru came over to help pull people.

Although Miyamura Haruna was very persistent in pulling on the school uniform.

Then Xia Youjie escaped in a typical golden cicada shelling method-just giving up a coat.

Although Miyamura Haruna was holding his school uniform with a smirk on his face and whispering "It's Genji's school uniform" in a subdued and excited voice, he was really angry, and suddenly got it Gojo Satoru was upset when he was used as a stand-in before.

As for Gojo Satoru... After he forcibly pulled him off, because he couldn't communicate with the drunk, he turned around and tried to settle the score with Xia Youjie... Then he was hugged by Miyamura Haruna from behind.

Gojo Satoru felt that this time it was definitely not his fault anyway. At the beginning, he thought about resisting, but the other party's body was clinging to him, and after unbuttoning his coat, he didn't move away, and just groped there. Then, he unbuttoned the first two buttons of his shirt, and slowly went down his chest...

As for the fact that the other hand was still covering his mouth, he didn't care at all, and his focus was on the other hand.

It's normal for Gojo Satoru not to resist. After all, what he thought at the time was "Is there such a good thing?" His body was about to react... Then the culprit took off his coat and ignored him. .

Then, they watched Miyamura Haruna contentedly walking to the edge of the sofa with two coats, lay down on his head, and then covered the two of them with their coats as quilts.

The memory was replayed again, and both of them wanted to express their emotions.

"I would have given her the coat if I knew it earlier..."

"I knew I couldn't just give her the coat!"

The two spoke at the same time, and after they finished speaking, they looked at each other in silence, then said nothing, and looked away from each other.

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I hung up the phone, closed my eyes, took a deep breath, and walked out.

Those two people were still sitting there without moving their positions, and their postures basically remained the same.

Although I have experienced many embarrassing scenes, I really did not expect that one day, the three of us will be so embarrassed that we can't speak at the same time... Uh, it's not right, I think five Satoru being so quiet doesn't seem like embarrassment, but rather something else.

I glanced at Gojo Satoru, and when I was about to sit down, I felt something kicked by my foot.

I looked down and couldn't help being silent. After standing there for a while, I bent down to pick up the button on the ground, and then looked at the two of them.

There should be no problem with Gojo Satoru, after all, the other party doesn't have any struggles and looks very good, and I'm used to him taking it off, I don't think my action at that time would cause the buttons to be ripped off.

As for summer oil...

Not long after I sat down, I stood up and went to make another phone call.

"Hello? Ichiba, asking this may confuse you, so don't ask anything, just answer me...Does your seaside villa have a sewing kit?"

【……ah? ? ? 】

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Ichiyo Suzuki has good news: There are indeed sewing kits.

There was also some bad news: the sewing kit was kept with the first aid kit, over the bedroom.

That is, in Riko's room.

I hesitated for a moment, then went to knock on the door.

After a while, Riko Tenuchi poked her head out, and when she saw me, she was stunned for a moment: "It's Miss Miyamura... what's the matter?"

"Hmm... sorry to disturb you." Looking at the red eyes of the other party, I felt some complex emotions of regret in my heart, and my voice softened, "I can go in and get the first aid in the cabinet box?"

The other party suddenly became nervous: "Hey? Is anyone injured?!"

"No! I'm picking up something else useful..." It felt strange to say a sewing kit, and once I asked, there was no excuse, so I simply took the responsibility on myself, "Because I drank a little wine yesterday and now I have some headaches, I'll come here to get the first aid kit to see if there is any suitable medicine."

Tennei Riko didn't doubt that he was there, so he let me take it away.

But after I took the sewing kit, I walked back silently and sat down opposite Xia Youjie.

"That... summer oil."

"……Um?"

I held out my hand to him: "Give me the coat."

"..." The expression of the black-haired boy opposite me changed obviously. He looked at me as if he was deliberating, and said carefully, "Is this not very good?"

"No matter what you're thinking right now, it's not what you think. Also, Gojo-kun, take back your sign that says Sneaky Cat! Where did you get that sign?!" I will The button in the palm of the hand was placed on the table, and the outstretched hand did not retract, "I'm sorry that I tore it off yesterday... Uh, let's say sorry for everything yesterday. I'll sew the button back for you."

Xia Youjie was stunned for a moment: "It's okay, in fact, just give me the buttons, no need..."

My face was calm: "I still have a headache now, and I don't want to repeat a sentence a second time."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Gojo Satoru on the side frowned and looked at me: "Wait a minute, aren't you sorry for me?"

"No, don't push yourself too hard." I took the coat Xia Youjie handed over, and started threading the needle neatly.

After a few seconds of silence in this weird scene, Xia Youjie slowly took out another button from his trouser pocket and put it on the table, pressed it with his index finger and pushed it over quietly.

I reached for the buttons on the table and didn't even dare to ask why it was so intense.

After being silent for a while, I sincerely apologized again: "...I want to say it again, I am very sorry."

Xia Youjie: "...Forget it, it's fine."

"I really didn't mean it...Gojo Satoru put down your hand! I've confirmed that your buttons are all in place, don't try to tear them off secretly to increase my workload!"

I feel that from an outsider's perspective, the picture now feels weird no matter how you look at it.

Although just looking at the picture, it may still look very everyday and homely...

"Miss Miyamura, are you sewing clothes? You feel very virtuous." Hui Yuanyu, who obviously had something to report, glanced at the scene in front of him, first went off topic and praised, and then showed a confused expression on his face. The expression, and then the eyes became a little sharp: "But why are you sewing? Is that the coat of Senior Xia You?"

I sewed the last stitch, bit the thread with my teeth, and looked at the junior standing at the door, with a heavy tone of vicissitudes: "Hui Yuan, don't ask."

Xia Youjie: "That's right, don't ask."

Wujo Wutiao clicked his tongue: "Is this the crying child who has candy? I was very good last night, but Jie was the one who was unhappy and struggled..."

"...Do you want me to sew your mouth shut for you?" I picked up the phone to check the time, raised my hand and rubbed the space between my brows, "It's almost time, let's execute according to the plan."

Hurry up and get down to business to wash away this embarrassing memory!