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The reason why I say my friends are weird... is because my friends have been weird since I was a child.

I have also thought about this issue carefully. After thinking about the ∫ ring, I think it probably has something to do with my first friend, who is also my friend Umetaro Onozaki.

Our elementary school, middle school, and high school are all in the same school, and when we were in elementary school, we used to be on the table, but later on we didn't and he suddenly grew taller.

And the reason why we became friends... is simply because we were at the same table, and then we talked more and became familiar with each other.

In a way, we can all be regarded as childhood sweethearts

But I will never admit this, not because I have a problem with him, but because once I admit that ≌飧鍪 is reckless...I guess it will become his key comic material

That's right, he is a cartoonist, and he also specializes in drawing girl comics. His pen name is Yumeno Saki, and he pretends to be a woman on various social platforms. Flounder flounder

It is worth mentioning that I have known Mei Xie since elementary school.That was my second friend.I even thought it was Nozaki's second personality at one time, until later he gave Mei Jinan ∪ Matsushita also pattered, it was him playing with his own personality.

It's not hard to see from here that my friend is a weirdo.

Then because of this friend, I got to know him one after another in the follow-up [Chang Xing Xuan Xuan... Probably like attracts like, each has its own strange points.

I don’t know if it’s because of this influence, I feel like I’m going to university, it’s bad, I’m sorry... No, it should be said that there are a bunch of weirdos in Tokyo University!

I don't know if it's a tacit understanding between friends, I just thought of him when I received "Yuan Jiangmu

"Hello? Nozaki? What. Suddenly looking for me?" I was a little puzzled.

[Ah... Yangcai. 】For some reason, Nozaki's voice sounded a bit heavy,【Are you at Tokyo University now?I'm coming to find you. 】

"Huh?" Is it still a serious matter that needs to be interviewed?Could it be... the manga is facing a crisis of being cut in half.Jun ∫ color before.It’s a miracle that such a plot that becomes strange from time to time can still be serialized for so many years…——My expression also became serious. "Okay, when are you coming? Where's Chiyo?"

【I am already waiting at the school gate with Sakura.

"...Standby?" A sense of threat rose in my heart, "What standby?"

【Do not worry!You must be able to find us at a glance! 】

"...Wait! Don't be impulsive! You are at Chimen, right? I'll come right over! Don't do unnecessary things!"

After I ordered ≈, I immediately hung up the phone and rushed to Chimen.

Then, I knew why Nozaki said that

At the gate of Chimen, a 1.9-meter black-haired young man stood next to an orange-haired girl who was less than 1.5 meters tall and tied with a large ribbon. Both of them had serious faces.

But the height difference is not the point, the point is... these two people are holding up the board with the big words [Miyamura Haruna] in their hands, waiting for others to toss like a dance scene.

I can also hear the discussions of passers-by who pass sideways as they walk by.

"Is it a confession?"

"No, I'm looking for someone."

"Is it a celebrity?"

"Could it be that some idol came to record the show?"

"Is it "Human Observation"?"

I looked over there with a faint smile on my face.

So many years have passed.My uncute hair can still surprise me.

Well, I'll find some reliable new friends later!

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Ten minutes later, we were seated at a nearby drink shop.

"How did you two use your little brains to come up with this way of waiting for me?" I patted the table and gave it back

Sakura Chiyo and Nozaki Umetaro sat side by side across from me, obediently listening to the training with their heads bowed.

Then, I watched Sakura Chiyo look up, and retorted with a bit of uneasy expression: "Because we want to prove that we are your friends, Hina."

Me: "..." To be honest, I feel like I understand this sentence.I feel like I don't understand anything.

Due to the lessons learned in high school, I have an intuition that there must be a lot of twists and turns in the magical brain circuit.I raised my hand to knead ∪hiccup clip motan] flattery, and resigned to my fate: "Tell me about your mental journey first."

Then, another 10 minutes later, I felt like I was still in that "get it. But don't get it at all" state.

"...so you guys think I'm short of friends, so you want to come over and support me." Let's not talk about strange substitutes...how come the chief, the senior of the law department, and the mixed-race American student can play basketball? ? ! "

I am the chief of our session!I know all the seniors in the law department!There are no American students in the school who are of mixed race, let alone play basketball!I heard Yiye say that she played basketball very well when she was young.

I couldn't help but raise my forehead: "This strange association sounds like the true end of the route trueend?"

Sakura Chiyo nodded: "Well, Xiao Yuxing Dizang's route should be the return of the ex-boyfriend in the next year!

Me: "..." That guy doesn't know anything... No, this is definitely just a simple mistake!

But... Although this brain circuit is too difficult to understand.But the starting point is indeed because they care about me, and I can only forgive them.

Of course, one thing needs to be clarified.

"As for the substitute you mentioned..." As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Nozaki looking over with piercing eyes. Just like Nozaki's voice, don't think too much."

If it is an ex-boyfriend, I will escape the vortex of not × egg topic today

But I never thought that the two of them would think of being a stand-in... After all, although they are both 1.9 meters and their voices are close!But the two are completely different types!

In fact, taking out the photo at this time can completely separate the two of them, but... I always feel that if I take out the photo, I will be misunderstood.

After all, the photos of [Gojo Satoru] in the album are all from the girlfriend’s perspective, and the phone wallpaper has not been changed yet, although to some extent it is my [selfie]...

Nozaki seemed to be remembering something: "Ah, is it the new friend you said you would introduce to me, Hina?"

"...No, that's the other one." My expression became subtle—I have no memory at all...it might be the drunk time...I did ⌒┦window cutting in such a short time.

But I'm sure, even if I'm drunk.The friend I want to introduce to Nozaki must be Xia Youjie instead of Gojo Satoru!

But that's just to say... I feel that if I introduce ∠Touch, I will be able to see a new character in Nozaki's manga next month... Well, it should be the fox-eyed Yujie type who smiles habitually?

Mr. Xia You didn't offend me, so I'd better treat him better.

So I'll leave this question to Yuan'cuo ィ ィ ィ ィ ィ because it's not appropriate right now, I'll watch it when I have a chance later... put away your [Don't pretend that you don't have new friends, don't try to be brave in front of us] Strange sympathetic eyes! "

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I thought I would be able to breathe a sigh of relief by sending these two back... but I never thought that this was just the beginning.

On this night, I received a message from XJie, who said that there was a lack of people for social networking and wanted me to make up the number. Anyway, I am single now.The tone is also very excited, indicating that there is a handsome guy.

Of course, since this guy gets so excited every time he sees a handsome guy, I think it should be just an ordinary handsome guy.

I was going to say no, because I don't really like the occasion.But on second thought, let's go to "Currently".Just to clarify the previous rumors, I agree

But... I didn't expect that the follow-up of this incident would be so troublesome.

The restaurant Ichiba looked for was an ordinary and cheap izakaya type, but the food was delicious.

When I arrived, the man's side was not yet there, and Yiye came over and apologized to me in a low voice, saying that it was originally a one-on-one meeting between men and women, and they were temporarily short of a person on their side to find me. Someone was late

I didn't think there was anything wrong, seeing that the people already seated were all in one-on-one mode, so I sat obediently on the outermost edge and didn't disturb their conversation, and took out my mobile phone to confirm the recovery.

Then... at this time, I saw ∮

Yu Waki's name is Yu Waki ​​駥gqin, and he is a super-looking man who looks like a playboy with a thumb.My wife is a Two-dimensional paper person.And it is the heroine of Nozaki's girl manga "Let's Fall in Love", Asami's brain type.

And Kashima is Kashimayou, a man with a handsome face.When we were in high school, she was awarded the "Wang Xiaobeiping Nuomo" well-deserved "School Grass" of our school

Strictly speaking, these two belong to my girlfriends, but I seldom see them after I went to "University".It was pure accident to see them here, I was stunned when my eyes met, then I subconsciously raised a smile and waved my hands.

And the two of them also had unexpected expressions at the beginning, and then, for some reason, they had a different expression—from a face of "sure enough" to a face that gradually became affectionate and firm, and at the end they were still facing each other. I nodded earnestly and voted

I stood there in a daze, and question marks began to appear in my mind.

...No no no!Don't wink at me!Although we have traveled together several times in three years at the same school, I still don't quite understand what your brain circuits are like!

When I was still confused, the two of them had already walked directly this way.Then he just sat down next to me, one left and one right, like a law protector, and suddenly entered ∨@勤J ​​Jiehua. The smile and tone on his face are the standard business model.

Yu Waki ​​駥 gqin raised her hand and stroked ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫ Lun Yue regret polonium An Nai zelkova ∫ Erlang raised her legs, her body was on my side, and the end of her voice rose: "Yangcai, what are you doing here? Is it a friendship? Hey—— —Then don’t you call me?”

I glanced blankly at ∷——what are you calling me for?Are you afraid of social situations with many strangers the most?

Kashima Yu also put his elbow on my shoulder, and naturally picked up a strand of my hair with his fingers to wrap it around his fingers: "That is to say, why don't you notify us of this occasion, princess... ...Aw! Hina--"

I withdrew my hand pinching her waist, and nodded inwardly—fortunately, I taught this silly girl not to call me Your Highness the Princess before, otherwise I feel that I am not in a friendship, but in a cowboy's shop... Uh, although In fact, there is no difference.

Although I don't know the basis of these two people's brain supplement ∈ tailoring...but it is definitely a misunderstanding.

But at this time, I didn't feel angry at all, even the fellowship people looked at me with surprise and even respect... Ah, could it be because of the previous Wujo Enlightenment that raised my value for such things?

How should I put it... I don't want to thank the other party at all... Eh?Wait, is that Gojo Satoru?

I don't know if I am a buff that will appear on anyone in China today. When I saw the white-haired boy appearing at the door, I was really surprised.

However, there was no surprise on the other party's face, and he walked straight towards me.

I didn't react yet, but Suzuki Ichiyo next to me was more excited.Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that her hand holding the wine glass was visibly shaking.

I raised my hand to my forehead and sighed.I just hope Gojo Satoru has listened to what he said before... At this time, I feel that Yuwaki Yaotugou has a good meal.

After all, there is no place for such a core ostrich

But soon I found myself reassuring too soon

I just watched this white-haired man walking towards me with big strides...then sat down on Ye Nai Renxi with a natural face and skillful movements, and quite unconsciously put his hand on my waist Keep yourself from falling.

I:"……"

I forced myself to think calmly—what kind of posture should I use to throw this overweight and unlucky thing down, which will save effort and have a high success rate?