Suddenly become the strongest

I felt something was wrong when I opened my eyes.

When he lowered his eyes and touched the familiar white hair, he blinked and took a beat to react—huh?This is... I changed it back?

Because the surprise came too fast, it was a little unreal, and I didn't have much real feeling.

Hearing the voices of Ange Ji and Jia Ruozi, I also made up my mind—in a word...get rid of this heavy thing on my body first.Then go save the innocent Mr. Xia You...... But why did he take pictures with his mobile phone?

Ah... Forget it, you can guess it without asking, it is probably because of Gojo Satoru.

After propping my body up on the tatami with one hand, I also kindly rescued Xia Youjie out of the predicament—after all, he was really innocent.

Moreover, An Ge Ji and Jia Ruo Zi are also quite innocent. It seems that they accidentally saw something not very good, and they felt a little sorry.

After the two left, I also felt that my head on my lap was quite heavy, so I moved it away and stood up, feeling the sensations of my own body, and at the same time began to wonder why it suddenly changed back... My The memory only stays at the moment when I drank the wine.

Gojo Satoru, this useless body!It turned out to be a cup and it would break into pieces!

But... Could it be because of drinking that you changed it back?What is the principle?Isn't our body swapping some kind of drug effect... or is it because of the short-term loss of consciousness and the proximity?

Forget it... I haven't understood this kind of thing at all, so let's ignore this.

It's more important to tear off the bow tie on my head that ruins my image first...

Then, it started with my action, and it turned into the current embarrassing situation.

……wrong!Gojo Satoru and I are not lovers in the first place, why am I embarrassed!

After I stood firm, I withdrew my hand, looked at the white-haired boy who felt like he was about to call out "stealing cat" in the next second, frowned, and seriously... turned to Xia Youjie and asked, "What is this guy doing?" Sober or drunk?"

"...how could I know!"

I took a step forward, bent down a little, and asked, "Wutiao-kun, are you still awake?"

Gojo Satoru sat up, raised his head, looked at me with blue eyes, his face was still expressionless, he could only tell from the "I'm not happy" breath around him that this guy was in a bad mood at the moment .

After staring at each other for a while, the other party suddenly reached out and hugged my waist directly, and put his head on it, with a bit of dissatisfaction in his tone: "I have a headache—what did you do to my body?"

"Didn't do anything..." This must be drunk, right?I hesitated for a moment, and was about to speak, when I spotted Xia Youjie who was slowly moving to the door, trying to escape from the corner of my eye, and looked over with unfriendly eyes, "Wait a minute, Mr. Xia You—I saved you but you Do you want to escape alone?"

"...don't say it so harshly, I'm just going... to pick up Teacher Ye Moth!" After Xia Youjie finished speaking, he put down the phone in his hand and ran away quickly.

Me: "..." The suspicious pause in the middle is just an excuse for thinking halfway, right?And it was a lousy excuse!When did you call Teacher Noctua at this party? !

Yes, Xia Youjie, I remember you!

When I get out, I will tell Diva Glass and the others that I broke up with Gojo Satoru because I fell in love with someone else!But that person is Gojo Satoru's only friend. I don't think it's very good, so I decided to stay away from you after breaking up!

But the biggest problem right now is...

"Gojo-kun..." I said tentatively.

"Shouldn't you call me enlightened?"

"...Wu-jun." That's fine, no need to ask, he is probably drunk.

I just don’t know whether this person will be fragmented when he wakes up like I was in his body, or he will remember... Although for him, there is no difference between the two.This guy is definitely not the type to wake up feeling ashamed or dead after being drunk.

"I hate alcohol." Wujo Gou mumbled.

This is the first time I've heard of this... In terms of this matter alone, it is indeed my fault.

I couldn't help touching the other person's hairy head, and looked down at him: "Sorry, there won't be a next time."

Anyway, there would never be a next time.

The strength of the other party's arms around my waist became a little stronger. It was originally close to the side of the face, but now it moved a bit, and now it was buried in my arms. There was vibration and a trace of heat when he spoke, which made people feel Somewhat strange and strange.I tried to push people away by pressing on their shoulders...and of course I didn't push.

"Minors are not allowed to drink bars - Yangcai, you have committed a crime!"

"Not many people abide by this rule. How can there be a crime... Besides, aren't you magicians all outlaws? When did you start obeying the law?"

Gojo Satoru: "Tch."

Me: "..." Inexplicably feeling a little angry, what's going on?

I waited for a while and found that the other party didn't intend to let go, and I tried to struggle for a while but there was no sign of escape, so I said, "Okay, can you let go?"

Is this subconscious hug because I got used to it before?If that's the case... I'm a little worried about it later.

Just don’t let this guy do it so habitually when he’s awake, but it’s okay to hug him. I don’t think the picture of this 1.9-meter-tall guy sitting on my 1.6-meter-six lap will look so good.

Of course, my words will sound like nonsense to someone.

The other party responded vaguely, not only didn't let go, but changed from just encircling his hands at the beginning to spreading his palms against my back, and moved up a certain distance along the way.

"You really like Jay?"

"..." This guy...is not quite right.Is this because of my different tolerance from others before, or is it because of the dependence and possessiveness caused by the close relationship with me during this period?Or are you not reconciled to being compared? ——I quickly thought about it and guessed it, but I didn't take this matter to heart, and decided to coax others, "I like you."

This sentence is true.

As a friend, I really like Gojo Satoru.Because I like people who have a simple personality and I can understand.

Of course, as a lover, I want to break up from time to time, and ask the other party to sign at least 4 pages of A5 size [-] lover agreement before agreeing to date.

Gojo Satoru was still reluctant: "Then if Jie and I fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save first?"

Me: "...I will throw stones into the water, so you two don't pretend to embarrass me."

"Yangcai, you are so ruthless——then if Jie and I encounter a curse spirit or a curse master who are difficult to deal with at the same time, which one do you save first?"

After being silent for a while, I replied sincerely: "Thank you, you really think highly of me."

I'm absolutely fucking going to run to save myself. I won't be there to drag you down, distract you or be taken hostage, okay? !

I felt that I couldn't escape this scene by myself, so I reached out to pick up Gojo Satoru's cell phone and dialed a number.

"Hello? Mr. Xia You? If you don't come to help now, I'll tell Nitro, Diva and Teacher Ye Moth that my true love is you when I get out, so I dumped Mr. Wutiao."

【...I'll come over now. 】

I hummed, hung up the phone, and snorted coldly—tsk, I have to use special methods.

-

In the end, not only Xia Youjie came in, but Jiarui Nizi and An Geji also followed.

Of course, as soon as the two people in the back came in, they said "excuse me" and were about to leave, so I hurriedly called people to let them stay.

"So...Gojo Satoru is...drunk?" An Geji looked surprised, and her tone was a bit inconceivable.

"Hmm..." I laughed dryly holding the wine glass.

Gojo Satoru, who was lying on my lap and hadn't been quiet for a minute, yelled, "It's all Gojo Hina's fault——"

"Yes yes yes - my fault." I responded perfunctorily, looking down at the man staring at me with displeasure, and reaching out to cover his eyes, "Just close your eyes and have a good rest."

Really, it's all like this and it's still so noisy.

After the other party finally calmed down again, I looked up and saw a few people looking at this side with weird eyes, I couldn't help being stunned: "What's wrong?"

"...Hey? It's okay..." An Geji was the first to speak out. After a moment of silence, she asked tentatively, "Are you married yet?"

I was stunned for a moment, and it took me a while to realize that it was the address of the other party just now... No, that's because Wutiao Yangcai represents the true literal meaning of [Five Tiao (body) Yangcai (soul)]... Uh, but this fundamental Can't explain it.

I can only maintain a slightly embarrassed but polite smile: "No, it's just that this guy likes to shout all the time."

"It's like this..." Angeji's eyes showed curiosity, and her attitude can be said to be very different from when I was in Gojo Satoru's body, "But I feel that Miss Miyamura is different from when I saw you before... "

"You can just call me Miyamura." I kept smiling, and took out the excuse I had thought up before, "Because I made a bet with Satoru to see who is better at imitating each other's character, so I was actually imitating Satoru .”

"So that's how it is—" Fortunately, the nunnery girl is not very smart... Cough, she is relatively simple, and she immediately accepted my statement.

I don't know why, although it is generally the first time to have a formal conversation, she has a good attitude towards me and can even be said to be very enthusiastic.

As if aware of my confusion, when An Ge Ji was drinking there, Jia Ruo Zi came over to me quietly and said: "Diva always thinks that you can control Wu Tiao very well, just because I never thought you were a bit like Wu Tiao So I was a little panicked and didn't dare to approach, but today you seem normal and she dared to approach and talk to you."

Me: "..." My intuition is very accurate!Diva-senpai!Give you ten points!

However, I still have a good impression of these two, especially Jiaruizi.

After chatting for a few words, we made an appointment to go shopping together when we were free.As for the contact information, I already had it—it was when Gojo Satoru asked for a photo when he was holding my body.

As for Ange Ji... It's not that I don't want to chat with people, the most important thing is... this person is drunk.

And...it seems that the wine is not very good.

I looked at it, and felt that I should take this as a warning, and silently put down the wine glass in my hand.

Then, after standing on the table and singing a song, Angeji jumped down and sat next to me, put her arms around my shoulders, and asked solemnly: "Speaking of which, I really wanted to ask Miyamura a little bit about you before." question……"

"Huh? Please speak."

"You, a beautiful woman who was admitted to Dongda University, why did you fall in love with these two scumbags?" An Geji looked confused, "If it's about face, then with your qualifications, there is no shortage of handsome guys, right?"

"...Hey, wait a minute, don't count me in so naturally." Xia Youjie raised his hand in protest.

"Good question!" I ignored Xia Youjie's protest, thought about it seriously, and answered An Geji truthfully, "Actually, I'm also thinking about this question..."

"I know—" a voice sounded faintly.

I looked down and met those beautiful blue pupils, but what the other party said was not beautiful at all: "Because Hina couldn't leave my body at that time..."

I:"……"

Ange Ji: "...???"

Jia Ruozi: "...Well, is this something we can hear?"

Xia Youjie: "Pfft—cough cough cough!"

Although it is indeed like that... Although it is indeed like that in the literal sense!But do you know how ambiguous this sentence is? !

The smile on my face disappeared all of a sudden, and I really wanted to take the wine glass in my hand and hit this bastard's head.

And the opponent's blockbuster obviously didn't stop there, he continued to talk.

"But I can't do without Hina's body! I didn't cause this incident! You have become more and more perfunctory and indifferent to me recently! Is it because you know my body so well that you are tired of it! Before Two days ago, you said that you are tired of looking at my face and prefer Jay... um—"

I raised my hand and tightly covered the other person's mouth, to prevent him from saying things that would be more likely to be misunderstood.

...Although as far as what has been said so far, it is already scary enough.

"It's okay, just ignore him and continue to drink." I said calmly, facing the different gazes of the three of them.

Anyway, after walking out of this door, we will never meet again in this life!