Suddenly become the strongest

"Yiye met a magician?" When I heard the news from Gojo Satoru, I was startled, and my expression became serious, "Is he a handsome guy?"

Gojo Satoru blinked, and seemed to be trying to squeeze tears: "Are you so interested? You obviously already have my words, and you still occupy such a handsome body..."

"I'm serious, don't talk nonsense to me." I raised my fingers and flicked his forehead, and my expression didn't relax, "Yiye is my friend after all, and I'm worried if she met a fairy and danced."

After all... Yiye would never be accosted by a normal handsome guy!There must be some conspiracy here!

"That's not true, she spent the money herself." Wujo Wu replied, "I asked how she met, and she said that it looked like a handsome guy who wanted to take a photo and asked about it, but was rejected, because the other party lost a bet on a horse, so she was tentative. I asked if I could pay for it, and finally bought a group photo for 3 yuan."

Me: "..." As expected of you, Yiye!

I was still a little worried about this friend, so I asked seriously: "Is it possible that Yiye's attribute, which is obviously quite good, but completely out of touch with normal handsome guys of the opposite sex, is a curse?"

"Huh? Isn't it? I think it's just plain unpopular."

"...Understood." I nodded my head to express my understanding, and specially instructed, "Don't say that in front of the person involved."

"I know this kind of thing!"

"I doubt—"

But let's put Yiye's strange heterosexuality buff aside, I think it is the identity of [Sorcerer] that is more noteworthy.

"Are you sure the other party is a magician? Do you know the specific identity?"

"I just think it looks familiar. I should have seen it when I was a child, right? If I saw it when I was a child and I still have a little impression now, it must be a magician... I just don't know if it is a curse or a curse." Wujo Wu Talking over there, seeing my frown tightly, I leaned over and said, "But it should be just a coincidence."

"Hmm..." I nodded slowly.

Suzuki Ichiyo is just an ordinary person with a little more money, a little bit of a fool, and a little fanatical about handsome guys, and it was a chance encounter, and Ichiyo found it by himself... Shouldn't it matter?

It shouldn't be the person who might cause me to switch with Gojo Satoru... and it shouldn't be for Suzuki's house, right?After all, although Yiye's father is a nominal Suzuki consultant, he has no real power but has a lot of money and receives large dividends every year.

But I've been keeping an eye out for suspicious people... I'd rather kill them by mistake than let them go... Ahh!It is better to work hard for nothing than to take it lightly.

Thinking of this, I went to get my mobile phone from Gojo Satoru, then took out a voice changer and adjusted it to my original voice, and dialed Suzuki Ichiyo's number.

【Hello?Yangcai?What's wrong? 】

"Yo, Yiye." I said aloud, "Can you send me a photo of that 3 yuan handsome guy you met earlier?"

The other party's voice suddenly became excited: [Huh?What's wrong?Do you think it's handsome too! 】

"No, after I mentioned it, my boyfriend wanted to see it."

[...Kiss, after you made a boyfriend, I always felt that you were so far away from me all of a sudden. 】

In fact, it is indeed far away... I calmly hummed: "Don't worry, I will come back immediately after I break up."

【Why?What? !You want to break up? ! 】

"Yes, actually I'm already starting to feel a little bored now." I said calmly, "Okay, send me the photos. I'll move back to the dormitory to live with you in half a month at most."

【Why?Really?OK!Hearing that your boyfriend told you to lose weight, I think he is unreliable!Our Yangcai will never listen to men!I've always been one of persuasion, not reconciliation!Then wait for you to come back and let's go out together, I recently met a new handsome guy!It's still an idol! 】

"Let's talk about the friendship. You have to be careful of being cheated by men... who would spend 3 yuan to buy a photo of an amateur." I was black.

[Don't say that!Even if you say that he is likely to have squatted in the game, the money is still worth it in terms of the group photo!After all, I only look at the face! 】

"You just pay attention to me..." I looked at the photo sent by the other party, and frowned slightly - it is indeed the type that I think is a bit dangerous... Uh, yes, a normal and harmless handsome guy is just Insulated from Yiye, don't know why.

[Yang Cai Yang Cai! ] The person on the other end of the phone was still shouting.

"what's up?"

[Hey, it's nothing.It's just that your tone suddenly became the same as before, which made me miss it a little. 】

"..." This guy...although he is a bit dull, he is quite keen in this aspect.I frowned and smiled, "Okay, let's go shopping after I move back."

【okay!Want me to fly a helicopter to pick you up? 】

"... If you dare to do that, we will break off our friendship." I said calmly.

After I hung up the phone, I didn't look away and asked directly, "What's wrong with you?"

The person standing behind me quickly walked up to me, folded his hands on his chest and said, "What do you mean by being bored? What are you dissatisfied with me!"

"...Apart from your body, you are not satisfied with anything, right?" I replied with a black line - only the benefits brought by the six eyes gave me some comfort.

The other party looked away, with a look of disappointment on his face: "I know, the only thing you like is my body. And now that you have got it, you don't want to worry about me..."

"Don't say it so strange—and I got it voluntarily?" After I finished complaining, I felt that what I said sounded strange, so I couldn't help being silent for a while, and grabbed the bag that was sitting on my lap to prepare for. The person who slid down and left put his hand on the opponent's waist and pulled him up, "Let's talk about something serious. You told Yiye that this person is likely to have squatted before?"

"Because I said he was a poisonous cook, your friend asked me in horror if he had been involved in a crime... If the current law for ordinary people is used, then he must have committed a serious crime."

"What was her reaction after you answered?"

Gojo Satoru raised his hand and touched his chin: "After hearing this, she was so frightened that she asked me if I needed to call the police... Ah, it was really a very ordinary person's reaction. But it is useless to call the police. The current law is against conjurers. It’s useless to say it, it won’t have any binding effect.”

Restraint... I looked at Gojo Satoru, and I still felt a little emotional in my heart-if it was before, this guy would never have thought of the option of calling the police, let alone consider legal issues.

I am very pleased, as expected, knowledge is power.

"But your friend really has a problem with his eyesight. He actually said this is home cooking."

I pondered for a moment, but I could understand Yiye's thinking logic: "Because if you can easily buy it with money, it belongs to home cooking for her."

Gojo Satoru stared at me: "...you also think it's commonplace?"

I was a little speechless: "...why do I insist on treating men as dishes?"

"Why do you want this person's photo?" Gojo Satoru raised his head and leaned over to look at my phone and asked.

Of course, I think it's still a bit suspicious, let's investigate secretly... Of course, it's impossible for me to say this directly.

"Since Yiye said he's handsome, of course I want to see how handsome he is."

"What? If you want to see a handsome guy, why don't you just look in the mirror?"

"...Well, it makes sense. But I've watched too much and I feel a little tired of watching it, so I want to change my taste."

My original intention was to follow the other party's words and say it like an argument, without any serious meaning at all.

But to my surprise, the other party just heyed: "Really? You like this type?"

I glanced at the photo again: "Well... because black hair is more intimate."

Gojo Gojo squinted at me: "Isn't there still Jie?"

I thought about it, nodded and replied leisurely: "Well, I also like the type of summer oil."

"...five yangcai."

"what's up?"

"You sneaky cat—!"

"..." Where is this going? ?

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I didn't expect Gojo Satoru to be really angry because of this.

...Although his anger is similar to that of the stray cats I adopted when I was a child-specifically manifested as sulking when he doesn't answer my words, but he must be angry where I can see it.

I don't think it bothers me to have a girlfriend...Damn it, if it wasn't for my cute face, my tolerance would definitely not be that high.

Forget it, for the sake of the other party's weight loss, I'll be patient.

Although it still feels a little unreasonable.

"You said Wu was angry with you?" Xia Youjie was surprised when he heard me say that, "Are you sure it's not the other way around?"

I was also a little helpless: "The reverse is nothing new at all, so I don't need to tell you?"

"That's...why is he angry?"

I can understand the curiosity and bewilderment in Xia Youjie's tone... But I don't want people to know the conjurer I want to investigate secretly, so I answered: "Because I said I like your type, He called me Sneakycat and got mad."

"..." The smile on Xia Youjie's face froze, and he asked seriously after a while, "...I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked, can you just skip this topic?"

I graciously agreed and did not pursue the matter.

There are not many things here today, after all, it hasn't been long since the task was solved.

But there is a high school dinner, I think it is better to go.Let's see if I can pick a moment to apologize to Um Diva.

Although I told Xia Youjie this idea, the other party felt that after I apologized, the nunnery singer would be suspicious for at least a week and felt that Gojo Satoru was going to plot against her.

Because it is a dinner party, there is no danger. I am still in a relatively relaxed state.

Even because the dining place is an izakaya, I think it's good to have a drink while you're busy.

However, I forgot that [Miyamura Haruna] is the one who can hold a good amount of alcohol, but what I didn't expect was that [Gojo Satoru]... actually, it was a drinker.