Suddenly become the strongest

Chapter 17 Let's Change Friends

I think I'm still wrong.

It's really hard on this guy, and he ends up messing with me anyway.

And... After all, it was his own body, and it was impossible to leave it alone.

So... Now it has become like this - I am sitting on the bed, holding Gojo Satoru in my arms, pressing my hand on the lower abdomen of the other person, and thinking dumbly about how it came to be like this.

Ah... Sure enough, it's because I still can't leave my body alone, right?

"Yangcai..."

"What are you doing? I said that lower abdominal pain and backache are normal, please bear with me?"

"I have a chest pain."

"...Okay! I'll help you, but you have to shut up the whole time! This scene couldn't be more weird, I don't want to refresh my lower limit at all!"

Teacher Ye Moth also called at this time: [What excuses do you use even if you ask for leave!You must come over to me tomorrow! 】

"Ah... this doesn't work." I said calmly.

【...What are you doing! ?Do you really want to participate in the election of MISS Tokyo University by yourself? ! 】

"No, but my girlfriend is in pain and I'm going to stay home and take care of her."

Night Moth Zhengdao: […]

Gojo Satoru hummed twice in cooperation, then raised his hand to take my mobile phone, and said to the other end of the phone: "Mr. Ye Moth, you won't be so strict and let Satoru leave me behind at this time, right? Are you Do you do that to your own wife?"

【...No, that... Ms. Miyamura, please ask Satoru to answer the phone. 】

I took the phone and didn't intend to continue the conversation. I hung up the phone very calmly and skillfully, and I was still a little puzzled: "Huh? Teacher Ye Moth is married?"

"Well, yes. But we haven't seen it."

"I'm married, but I spend most of my time in a college, and I haven't introduced my wife to my students... Is it possible that your homeroom teacher will encounter a divorce crisis?" I complained, but after thinking about it carefully, I don't think it's necessarily— — After all, if you are a full-time wife, the possibility of divorce is very small.

Japan has had an atmosphere since kindergarten to encourage girls to become full-time housewives, and tossing about the ideal of marrying women and creating an atmosphere of social hatred and marriage since childhood is the government's conspiracy against women.

However, after I exited the call interface, I also saw a message prompt with LINE.

"Ah, it's summer oil..." Do you think about the video I just sent?

Xia Youjie: [What are you doing! ? ! ? ! 】

Xia Youjie: [I've already said that our relationship is actually not that good! 】

I wonder, what's the matter?

【what are you saying? 】

[Xia You, you are already a high school student anyway, so you can't be as innocent as a primary school student, right? 】

Primary school students may not know about the menstrual period, and they still make trouble.But I think this has been taught in the physiology class of middle school students, right?High school students should know it even more, right?

Xia Youjie: […]

Xia Youjie: [No, I think you may have misunderstood men. 】

……ah?Can't it?I think my friends are already very special and innocent enough men... Even the type like Miko Chai already knows the problem of menstrual period!

Could it be that conjurers are special? !

I was shocked, and I glanced down at Gojo Satoru, who looked quite weak with his eyes closed in his arms, and typed in shock: [What? !Don't you know about women's menstrual period and women's dysmenorrhea? ! 】

Xia Youjie: [……………]

Xia Youjie: [Physical period? 】

Xia Youjie: [Ah, I understand, it's okay, don't worry about it. 】

"...What and what?" I muttered.

Gojo Satoru opened his eyes, looked up at me, his voice seemed a little lazy because of his weakness: "Who are you chatting with? Jie?"

"Well, yes. I think your best friend is weird." I replied, and then I saw Gojo Satoru's face that was weak and sweating suddenly showed a triumphant smile.

...This guy, something is wrong.

I scrolled up and clicked on the short video I just made to view it.

It doesn't look like anything... ah.

I was half a beat slow to react, and suddenly realized—is it a voice? !So, is this the difference in thinking between men and women... Heh, man.

Speaking of which... a certain guy suddenly made a loud noise after I started filming just now, is it for this purpose?

I narrowed my eyes: "Gotiao-kun, did you do it on purpose?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Stop pretending to me—"

"What are you doing? Are you going to hurt me who is already so weak now? Yangcai, you are too much-I am already like this, and you still want to blame me because of outsiders?" The tone of the other party was obviously weak, and the voice was also weak I can't let it go too much, but I still work very hard.

Me: "...I think you are strong enough."

It's your best friend whom you now call an outsider who seems to be hurt by you.

I think it's time to persuade Xia Youjie to change friends.

I can introduce Nozaki’s to him generously. Anyway, Gojo Satoru’s voice is similar to Nozaki’s, and both of them are 1.9 meters tall. He will be able to adapt quickly!

-

"Girls are really hard..." Two weeks after becoming a girl, Gojo Satoru finally expressed the following emotion.

I handed over the brewed hot tea, and couldn't help feeling: "It's really not easy for you to think so."

"Before, I just thought it was troublesome for ordinary people to be so weak."

"...You said something that deserves to be beaten as if nothing happened." Seeing that the other party didn't respond by reaching out for the hot tea, I sighed and handed the cup to his mouth to feed him a few mouthfuls. How do you feel about the [weak human] perspective?"

Wujo Wu replied: "It feels good to not be able to see the curse spirit."

"..." I glanced at him, but didn't make a sound.

It's really rare... This person is the type to say what he really thinks, so what he said at this moment should also be the truth.It's rare to think that way.

"What about you?" The other party smiled at me, with a lazy tone, "From the perspective of [the strongest], what do you think?"

"Huh?" I thought for a while and concluded, "I don't think you are the strongest yet."

"At least in my concept [the strongest] should not only be the expression of the highest combat effectiveness, but also the right to speak and authority. If someone can use other things to force you to obey and compromise, or use other tactics to make you If you do what he wants to do, which one do you think is stronger, you or the person who uses you to achieve his goals?"

Before the other party wanted to refute me, I grabbed the babble and continued. I pulled a piece of tissue paper, reached out and lifted the other party's chin, and slowly wiped away the tea stains around the corner of the other party's mouth.

"Wu Jun, if you don't take the initiative to think about this problem, then there may be cruel incidents that force you to think about this problem."

The other party let me move, and finally laughed: "Then what position do you stand in, Yangna, to say such a thing?"

I was taken aback when I heard the words, then laughed and said, "I think... they should be friends, right?"

"Hey——shouldn't it be from the girlfriend's point of view! You are too much! Ah, or in your current status, you can also be considered a boyfriend..."

"Gotiao-kun, I think we'll act as if we've never known each other after we get back together?" I suggested sincerely.

"Then do you want to use me?" The other party said suddenly.

I looked over and didn't speak immediately.

"If you want to use Yangcai, I don't care." The other party lay down again and said with eyes closed.

"Don't say such irresponsible things, we've only known each other for two weeks, right?"

After I said something, I looked away, got up and walked to a place near the entrance, and ticked today's date on the calendar.

No. 15 days, at most fifteen days left.

For the rest of the day...

"Yangcai—"

"What are you doing?"

"Does this happen to you every month?"

Why?Are you starting to think about it seriously?It's rare to have progress, do you really have to empathize with it to realize it?

I put down my pen and turned my head to look over: "Yeah, what's wrong?"

The other party opened his eyes and looked over, and his tone was full of confidence: "Then I will take care of you like this when I get back!"

What a surprise, this guy actually started to reflect on himself?

I actually felt a little weirdly relieved, and after thinking about how I took care of it...

"If you really do that, I'll sue you for sexual harassment." I smiled.

-

After that, I asked for leave for three days to take care of a certain bastard. Fortunately, because my body was really uncomfortable, Gojo Satoru was also much quieter. I read all the reference books and took notes.

In fact, it's not that he is afraid of pain. After all, the pain threshold of conjurers must be much higher than that of ordinary people. Wujo Satoru is not the type who is afraid of pain at all... The most important thing is continuous discomfort.

I asked Suzuki Ichiyo to record all the course questions for me with a recording pen. If there is a problem with absence, it is OK to ask for leave for a few days, anyway, it is only this time.

In the past three days, Noctua Zhengdao has come to me many times, but I have fooled them all.

It's just that I think that if this continues, the other party may come directly to the door.

And when I was preparing to go there, it was the weekend, and there were no classes in Dongda University.Wujo Wujo, who was resurrected with full blood, wanted to go and see it together.

I didn't stop it either, after all, with regard to what happened last time, I still have to tell Xia Youjie that the culprit is this guy.Then think about whether to persuade him to change friends.

Before going out, I saw the weighing scale outside the bathroom, and suddenly remembered a terrible problem that I had been ignoring all the time. I looked at it sharply, and when Gojo Satoru walked out, I went directly to pick him up and put him on the scale. superior.

"what are you doing……"

"Stand up!" I sternly said, and then I looked at my weight and looked serious.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"1.5 kilograms, a total of 3 catties. I brought this scale from the dormitory, and I have been using it very accurately." I said in a calm tone, "Gojo Satoru, it's only been two weeks. Tell me, you treat me What did your body do?"

"Huh? What?" Gojo Satoru was silent for a moment, then raised his hand to cover his mouth, his eyes widened deliberately, and his tone became softer, "Really? That's your illusion, right? The weight gain is the one Oh... ah, the breasts must have gotten bigger!"

Me: "..." Damn you—!How can you pretend to be cute with my face to me? !Do you think I'll believe your nonsense? !

At this moment, I felt that a certain string in my brain was broken.

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