I am the young master of Kongsang, and when I woke up, the Buddha jumped over the wall...

I am Young Master Kongsang. When I woke up, Buddha Tiaoqiang was lying on my bedside as usual, calling me to wake me up in my ear. Very good, this time I know him.

I planned to push him away as usual, but I remembered the confrontation last night, thinking that I should give him more trust and comfort his pain, so I hugged him for the first time, and he put one knee on the side of the bed, obediently With my arms bent down and close to my cheeks, he said, "Beauty, I have come to claim my privilege." His whole body is still soaked in a warm fragrance, and there is still a fragrance between his lips and teeth, even though he has never been in front of him. I, who grew up under the forgetful eyes, also felt a little ashamed, and let go of my arms around his neck, "Wh...what privilege, I haven't washed yet..."

He was still looking at me, but his eyelashes were lowered, "I knew the moon would wax and wane, how could it come so fast, the beauty just..."

He held that cheek with one hand, his eyes were as soft as water waves, "Such a beauty's kindness is already enough for me, but the kindness of the beauty last night always made me greedy, and I want more, more." He said. Not intending to get up, still leaning on me, even a little closer.When I woke up in the morning, my mind was in a state of insanity, and I even had a strange desire to complain: Buddha, do you know that there is a lotus blood duck with the same voice as yours, who "hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" at the altar of feasting on immortals every day? ?I even inexplicably saw the shy expression of Lotus Blood Duck holding his face like an auspicious shrimp in my mind, very relieved.The inexplicable relief Lenovo beat my shyness to the point where I lost all my strength, he took my hesitant expression as a default, and stepped forward to reach out...

[Although the original platform r12 and the original game r14 are not out of range, but I am worried that JJ is r8, so I should hug and not stick to my face.

Fofo's old father just wanted to pat his head and encourage the child, thank you. 】

When he heard my voice, he suddenly opened his eyes wide, the blush on his cheeks even spread to his earlobe, he said in a hoarse voice with drooping eyelashes, "Beauty, remember me at this moment, if in the future..." His blond hair is all because of The posture hangs down along the cheeks, scattered on the chest, on the cheeks, the golden light and the shadows intersect, and the clouds in the eyes of different colors are heavy. Half of the eyes of the past are like emerald nights, and half are like the blood of Feng Linwan. The sky was overcast for a moment, and it should have been a beautiful scene worth cherishing.

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When I came out after changing and washing, Buddha Tiaoqiang had already arranged his hair and clothes, and opened the window to waft the fragrance of the room. It was about tonight that he lived here, and my room was also stained with his smell. I went to hold his hand, He seemed a little surprised, but he followed me out and said with a smile, "Today's beauty seems to be more radiant than yesterday." Of course, I have business to do today.

I said to him, "I've thought about what you said to me yesterday. At this time, I still can't make complete guarantees for the future, but I believe that I am not a person who is always in a hurry." I looked at him, "Buddha jumps over the wall, now I am happy with you, even if one day I find my lost memory, this mood will never change, so I have been thinking about what to prove."

He rubbed my hair and said with a smile, "I don't need to prove it. I'm very satisfied with the beauty's intentions." I feel that apart from being honest with you, if I don’t respond to your kindness, then I’m too blessed to know... Well, that sounds so dirty.” I coughed, “That’s right. That means."

Fotiaoqiang blinked his eyes, "Beauty means to think of me..." I quickly covered his mouth before he said something terrible without knowing it. Meat and Hutang didn't hear his words, but Buddha Tiaoqiang hugged me from behind when I turned around to face Guobaorou's kind smile, and he whispered, "Isn't this in my arms, soon Easy. The beauty is too shy, so cute."

I:? ? ?Did you just mean that?Sorry for being so dirty.

I didn't shy away from Guobaorou's gaze, and took Fotiaoqiang's arm off my shoulder, but didn't let go of his wrist. Guobaorou squinted his eyes, "Buddha Tiaoqiang, I got up in the morning and talked with the young master. , How decent is it?" I said, "Butler Guo misunderstood, this time I'm pulling him."

Guo Baorou turned his head and said, "My young master, I will talk about your question later, not to mention, even if you are young master, you can't be so slack." Buddha jumped over the wall and said, "Beauties will never relax themselves and delay their business. Type, Guo Butler, as a housekeeper, is too easy to misunderstand the beauty." I cut off his tit-for-tat confrontation with Buddha Jumping Wall, "Thank you for your reminder, I will try my best not to slack off today's schedule, I still have some things, I plan to talk to Guo The housekeeper discussed, this is not a place to talk, please go to the restaurant to talk."

Guo Baorou said, "It's best if you have such a consciousness, I don't think you want to be hung on a cliff and do pull-ups." I held it down. The 40-year-old Buddha jumped over the wall like a three-year-old child, and sat down at the table, "I am afraid of Steward Guo, not because I am afraid of corporal punishment, but because I respect you. In the past days, if it was not for your supervision, I would not be able to achieve today It’s a bit too far-fetched to say that, I pondered, “My parents are often not by my side, I have always regarded Steward Guo as a very important family member, and Steward Guo’s approval has always been one of the motivations for my hard work One.” Fotiaoqiang seemed to be trying to replace Guobaorou’s job of preparing vegetables for me, but Hu Tang dissuaded him because Guobaorou’s expression was getting more and more terrifying, and pulled him to sit obediently opposite me good.

Guo Baorou pursed his lips slightly without saying a word, and I said, "Guo Steward lost quite a lot of memory before, and I am the same at this moment. , In the days to come, I can also prove that I will never delay my business because of personal affairs or anything else." I stood up and said sincerely to Guo Baorou, "Butler Guo is very important to me. People, let's get to know each other again now," I took Laffer's hand and said, "This is my boyfriend."

Buddha Tiaoqiang was startled, his eyes widened, and he tried to get up to block me, but he was held back by me, and I looked directly at Guobaorou. We stood deadlocked for a long time, and Guobaorou shook his head and smiled, " No, you have grown up. I once said that compared to anything, impeccable words and deeds and how to deal with things are more important than anything else. If this is the case, I will not have any opinions. But," he With a serious expression, "In the days to come, I will supervise you more strictly, and please don't break the promise just now."

I whispered to Buddha Tiaoqiang, "In addition to Guobaorou, I will also introduce your new identity to other people in my spare time in the schedule-so you can rest assured?" Guobaorou said with a stinky face, " The schedule I arranged for you still has free time? It seems to be my mistake." Hu Geng, who had been watching the excitement with a smile, couldn't help opening his mouth at this time. He shook his head and said, "Mr. Guo , although I am soft-spoken, I still think that the young master's physical health is more important, and her recovery is not enough to support the high-intensity spiritual training." He hugged my schedule and said seriously Bao Rou exchanged work, "I think this, this, this, can lighten the burden a little."

The Buddha jumped over the wall and looked at me, finally heaved a deep sigh, and said, "You know I'm not greedy enough, why are you doing this, beauty?"

-The end-

Extra 1

Hearing that the servant... oh, many masters spread the word all over the world that she stole the cabbage beside her nest, so the minced chicken and golden bamboo shoots rushed back to Kongsang by plane, trying to treat him like a brother who was persecuted. To guide him back from the lost way, after all, it was the one who warned him not to have feelings other than "appreciation" with others, otherwise he would fall into the boundless abyss of pain, brother.

The servants are really good at confusing people, even the elder brother... Gritting his teeth, he thought about it, but just as he rushed into Kongsang, someone stopped him in the hall: "Young Master Rong, listen to me." The one who stopped him was a young strategist wearing a huge veiled hat, "I know why you came here, I offer you some advice for this act, you might as well listen before leaving."

Although he is used to arrogance, Buddha Tiaoqiang has always taught him to be kind to others. He sat down patiently and listened to a question from the young strategist: "What kind of person do you think your brother is? Simple, Gentle, stupid, or..."

Minced chicken and golden silk bamboo shoots said, "Of course my young master's brother is the best in the world..." But he could also hear that there was something in the strategist's words, and even this question touched his own doubts, so he said frankly, "If you have something to say, just say it. After listening to me, I will choose whether to listen to your uh...well, your strategist's advice."

Taiji taro paste caressed the fan and sighed; "You have been transformed into spirits for less than ten years, and the young master traveled through all phenomena to find you back to Kongsang, so naturally you have no chance, because of your unchanging appearance, and because of the miracles that you occasionally reveal by accident. Where friends and classmates turned against teachers and teachers, but do you know what your original world was like? You can refer to other stories.” He put down his fan and narrated meaningfully, “Every time Zituiyan flies When passing through the sky, countless people regarded him as a demon and beat his wings with stones and firecrackers. Although Emperor Qianlong couldn't understand his identity and fell into deep confusion, his natural love for his confidant still made him feel like this. If you take care of it properly, otherwise, it would be difficult for him to realize the ugliness of human nature so late, and it would be difficult to preserve the tranquility of Yuming Villa. In your original world, your brother searched all over the world, and finally found the existence of Kongsang, and then , I knocked on the door of Kongsang and entrusted you to the door. If it weren't for you, the Buddha jumped over the wall and boasted that the rich and noble flowers in the world, wandering among the flowers, came to enjoy the flowers, and returned after the flowers fell, would not have stayed in any place. There is no way to arouse any doubts. But you are different. You like to be lively by nature, not satisfied with short-term encounters, you love to create beauty, and you will always attract the attention of the world—do you think why he is in the "past world" ’ He also often pushes you to study abroad, and it is in different countries in the world, and every time you come back, he sometimes changes the address.”

Taiji Yamni picked up the fan and said, "Buddha Tiaoqiang knows how fragile the heart-to-heart relationship with people is, so he never tries to challenge the short-term beauty of the first sight. He said goodbye in a hurry before the exhaustion. He treated every friend with sincerity, but he was also sincere when he said goodbye. If it wasn't for worrying that you would have undue nostalgia with others one day, most of the soul eaters would only be with you when you were just born. The creator had a heart-to-heart relationship, and since then he has drifted into the world, but he pretends to be a gourmet, making friends with thousands of celebrities, politicians, diners, knights, and frustrated people all over the world. Obviously, this is the troublesome person he avoids the most, the most important person The person who can easily see through your identities. He is only looking for the place of Kongsang. Because he wants to wait for your flawless heart, who does not yet know the ugliness of the world. There will be no second one. Now," Taiji Yamni gently covered his chin with the fan, "why do you think that your elder brother who seems to be the most affectionate but is actually the most ruthless is so easy to be confused? Blindfolded? Why do you think that what he said and did was not after careful consideration?"

Chicken Minced Golden Silk Shoots said, "You have never liked anyone, and you don't know what it means to care about chaos! And he is with her, what if God of Cookery doesn't allow it? No, I still have to go find him, the big deal... ...The big deal is really like what you said, I personally apologize to my servant...Young Master for designing a wedding dress." Taiji Yuni shook his head and said with a smile, "Young Master was assassinated when he was young, and Hu Geng was hit hard by it. This is the easiest time The lost one, No.1 is the imperial meal, because no one knows about it, and No.2 is a popular folk snack; if it is not for archeology, it is close to being lost, but the pheasant soup is still handed down in the world, and it is difficult to get supplies from the world. , so she can only sleep deeply. And if the Lord Cooke wants to travel and seek medicine with the young master, he can only choose a powerful soul eater to guard her, and it is best that even if the Lord Cooke is not by his side, he will not be easily injured."

Tai Chi waved his fan, "The most difficult things to lose in this world are literati dishes and rich banquets. They are widely spread and loved by arty people. Even if they are artificially banned, they will make a comeback," he said, "but not all Soul-eating, God of Cookery, rest assured that he will take care of the children, Longjing Shrimp Cold Noodles are cold, Dongpo Meat is unrestrained, Yangzhou Fried Rice is too simple,” he concluded, “and Mantan Xiang is both a literati dish and a rich banquet. The descendant is still alive today, even if he is wounded, he is easier to recover than those rumored soul eaters. He has a good temperament and a superb mind. Buddha Jumping the Wall was originally made by the God of Cookery to accompany the young young master after careful consideration. You If you say that Master Cookery will have any dissatisfaction with him, it is nothing more than his status as a soul eater. But the young master's mother is just a mortal woman, if the young master can make up his mind, what room does Master Cookery have to refute?"

Taiji shook his fan and said, "Master Rong, you go to tell your brother on this trip, I'm worried that Master Chef will not agree, it's tantamount to telling him," Taiji looked serious, "The young master has no intentions for you." Taiji shook his head, "So it's all right, I advise you to reformulate your wording, just to make Kongsang more clean for a day." After finishing speaking, he didn't expect whether the minced chicken and golden shredded bamboo shoots would listen, so he laughed and left.

The minced chicken and golden silk bamboo shoots sat on the spot for a long time before rushing into the room of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall. He was arranging the costumes he was going to wear to the banquet, but the young master didn't bring him with him, so he buried them in the closet , chicken minced and golden silk bamboo shoots watched for a long time, I really felt that my brother was covered in pink bubbles from head to toe, and finally remembered the advice of Tai Chi taro paste, and asked sourly, "Brother, you and servant... the young master's Is the matter really what you have in mind?"

Fotiaoqiang caressed the fine attire. Seeing him coming in, he understood his worry, smiled and said, "It's not just what the heart wants," he said, "I've done all the tricks, and I'm waiting for today." Eyes widened, Buddha jumped over the wall and touched his head, then turned around and entered behind the screen, "Actually, if we talk about the beauty's usual temperament, she would never make any promises when her memory is incomplete. Expect."

The minced chicken and golden silk bamboo shoots asked anxiously, "What should you do, brother?" Buddha jumped over the wall and said leisurely, "Since the future can't be expected, it seems that I can only have complete guarantees at this moment." He pondered for a long time, Said, "It was her initiative." In the blink of an eye, Buddha jumped over the wall, changed his clothes, came out from behind the screen, tied up his long hair with a pair of emerald hairpins, and stroked the emerald feathers on his temples. He said with a smile, "I heard that the more I am very much looking forward to: Can people’s guilt and profit-seeking nature overcome the instinct of liking the new and loathing the old?" He sighed very low in a voice that Xiaosun couldn’t hear , "If it is still not the case, what about the nature of fear?"

The wind blows away the fashion magazine on the desktop, and it is the picture of the model chosen by the chicken mince and golden bamboo shoots when designing this suit for the competition. The set of pictures is called "Peacock King". Previously, the message of this costume was mentioned by Buddha Tiaoqiang himself, and the minced chicken and golden silk bamboo shoots have not been changed. It is like this: "It is said that the Peacock Ming King is one with gods and demons, so I am standing in front of you at this moment, am I a god or a devil? ?”

Extra episode 2 (spoof to non-text)

My memory is recovering more and more, and I have been able to take time out of my heavy spiritual "rehabilitation" homework to scroll through Weibo. By the way, I haven't read Xiaosun's Weibo for a long time...

I swiped past many irrelevant people. Fortunately, Buddha Jumping Wall is Xiaosun's favorite model. There will be a hard photo of Buddha Jumping Wall in almost three photos. I was licking happily when I suddenly saw a picture from ten days ago. Forwarding Weibo, minced chicken and golden bamboo shoots v: Mr. Fu has something to do recently, so he asked for a month's leave.Forward @听知明月美_Ken Guyitanxiang: I have something to do recently, so I'm going to ask for a month's leave.

It seems to be a Weibo that is not very updated, it doesn't even have a v, I clicked in, there were only some trivial things in it, the fans were very enthusiastic, but the blogger's reply was only polite, I clicked on the most The microblogs of those active fans began to search for keywords, and there was no gain at all, but the microblog of the second girl made me stop for a while.

That Weibo is like this: "Hahahahahahahahahaha I found what I found, what did Fugong slide to like it, it is useless to cancel the second! People live on Weibo to treat you." I clicked in, yes, yes, yes, yes A "how to become a better self bot", it doesn't look different, but that Weibo made me ponder for a long time, I simply searched for that bot, but I didn't expect it to be another bot that sells dog meat:

It is full of dangerous speeches such as "how to be a qualified green tea", "how to arouse your TA's pity", "no matter what kind of feelings you have for me, I can't extricate myself from you", "two Blush cheeks, irregular breathing, very shy, but don't look away, the eyes should be soft, no one can resist such a look", "More physical contact can make your relationship more logical", "Morning Call him and tell him in a seductive voice full of energy, it’s another day, keep working hard! Be sure to look like you don’t know about your seductiveness” Dangerous guidance like this head.

I was silent.

A few minutes later, I looked at me with foggy eyes, eyes as soft as spring waves, and leaned on my shoulder as sticky as the body of Buddha Jumping Wall, and sighed, forget it, when I have never seen This bot.

(*1: Fotiaoqiang, like Longjing, has a folklore as early as the Tang Dynasty/Song Dynasty, but in fact there are physical records, Zheng Chunfa was 140 years old 23 years ago, this time it is said that the Buddha Tiaoqiang is 130 years younger, probably complaining that he is like a three-year-old child .)

(*2: According to the legend of the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, Xuan Quan, an eminent monk in the Tang Dynasty, smelled the incense and salivated and abandoned his practice and jumped over the wall; the legend of Longjing is that Su Dongpo "tested new tea with a new fire". Here, the legend of Buddha Jumping over the Wall is earlier. Longjing mentions It was during the Qianlong period that the spirit was transformed. It can be seen that the time when the real object actually appeared was used as the age of the spirit transformation. Zheng Chunfa was born in the Xianfeng year and flourished during the Guangxu period. Therefore, Buddha Tiaoqiang called Longjing "Brother Longjing" because Qianlong was earlier than Daoguang. And Longjing called Fotiaoqiang "Brother Fu" because the Tang Dynasty was earlier than the Song Dynasty, and Fotiaoqiang was famous in Longjing Shrimp, which is not wrong. They called each other brothers.)

(*3: There is a saying that the dish of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall is stewed for five or six hours, and the ingredients and wine are not separated from each other, so the young master complained that he is as sticky as the main body.)

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