Don't randomly pick up apprentices if you wear a book

Because he had to wait for the building to meet the sea, Shen Mu took his apprentices to wander around, and happened to walk across a theater building.

The theater building was full of people on the third and outer floors, and it was very lively.

Shen Mu likes to join in the fun the most. He grabbed a scholar and asked, "What's going on in it? So many people are watching."

Scholar: "Are you a foreigner? Have you never heard of such a famous and beautiful drama "The Ancestor of Meishan"?"

Shen Mu: "I haven't heard of it, what are you talking about?"

Scholar: "I really don't know what this play is about. My wife loves to watch it and has been chasing it for two days. It is said that today's performance is the finale, and I will regret it forever if I don't watch it."

Shen Mu was a little moved by the words.After passing through, he hasn't seriously appreciated ancient art yet.

Anyway, to be idle is to be idle, Shen Mu asked his apprentice what he meant with his eyes.

Long Xiaoye: "Master, I want to see it."

Scholar: "It's about to start, and I can't buy a ticket if I want to see it. But you two are very lucky. I have two tickets here. Do you want them? It took me a lot of effort to buy them. But my daughter-in-law If you suddenly get sick, it will be cheaper for two people."

Hearing his change of subject, Shen Mu felt a bit like a scalper at the entrance of the concert, so he pretended to be uninterested, and asked casually, "How much is it?"

Scholar: "Ten taels of silver."

Shen Mu: "You might as well grab it."

But Long Xiaoye has already handed over the money and snatched the ticket.

Scholar: "Thank you, little brother, I wish you two a good time watching."

After all, he left with a smile on his face.

Long Xiaoye: "Master, go in quickly."

Seeing the happy appearance of his apprentice, Shen Mu couldn't bear to tell him that he had been taken advantage of again, so he led him inside.

This theater building has three floors, the first floor has the best view, the second floor is second, and the third floor is the worst.

Shen Mu and the two squeezed through the crowds to find their place, and found that it was in the corner of the third floor.There are several people around a table of eight immortals, with long benches and no tea.

On the table, there is a ticket price of [-] cents written in black and white, and the opening is rolling, so you can watch it as you go.

The Eight Immortals table was very high, and the apprentice was small, so he could hardly see the stage from his seat.

Shen Muxin wanted to pay more money to change to a private seat on the first floor, but she heard the elder sister muttering, "Who is this? He actually brought children to listen to this kind of play."

"That's right." The other woman gave Shen Mu a contemptuous look.

Shen Mu was at a loss when he heard it, but Long Xiaoye secretly laughed.

He had read the book "Meishan Patriarch" a long time ago.It is about the story that the ancestor of Meishan took in a traitor and was forcibly married by the traitor as his wife.

This kind of vulgar story is not attractive to Long Xiaoye who has read countless articles, but reading it with Shen Mu is different.

I don't know how the master will react when he sees the ancestor of Meishan being crushed by his apprentice?Just think about it and look forward to it.

There were three beeps of gongs and drums on the stage, and a man in white appeared on the stage, floating like a fairy.The audience immediately erupted into warm applause and women's cheers and screams.

"Ancestor Meishan, I love you!"

There was joy inside and outside the theater building.Shen Mu was aroused emotionally, raised his head and looked down.

That man is very good-looking, with a slender waist and long legs, and he looks brilliant.He babbled and sang with the special singing voice here.As for the lines, Shen Mu didn't understand a single word.

After singing a few lines, all the women around are looking forward to it.

"It's coming, it's coming." The older sister next to her looked nympho.

Shen Mu looked in the direction of her finger, and saw a man in full armor appearing on the stage.

I don't know which song to sing, but the man hugged the man in white as soon as he came up.

"Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him..." There were shouts in the arena.

It was only then that Shen Mu realized that something was wrong with this scene.

Immediately afterwards, the two male protagonists really kissed together.Shen Mu hastily covered his apprentice's eyes, praying frantically in his heart: Xiaobai can't see, can't see.

Long Xiaoye hooked his lips and went to break Shen Mu's hand.Shen Mu refused to obey.

The two were at a stalemate, probably blocking the view of the people next to them.

The elder sister roared: "What are you pretending to be? Who came to this show not to see the apprentice bullying the master?"

Another woman said: "You are the only big man in the room. I have a strange habit and insist on bringing my son here. Now I think it is not suitable for children to come?"

Shen Mu was terrified: co-authoring "The Ancestor of Meishan" is in the same tune as a certain Jiang net article?How open was it in ancient times when the public performed like this?

The elder sister cast a contemptuous look at him, and snorted coldly: "At the gate is written "Ancestor of Meishan", also known as "Master Qiao and His Disciple of Long Aotian". The words "Not suitable for children" are as big as dustpans, you won't read them. Miss you?"

Shen Mu vomited blood: Scholar, say goodbye to me!

Without saying a word, he grabbed his apprentice and left.

Long Xiaoye was reluctant, and turned around every step of the way to stare at the hot scene on the stage without taking his eyes off it.

"Master, I have liked you for a long time. I know you like me too. Is it because of secular ethics that people who love each other can't be together? I just want to destroy this secular world and this ethics." The armored man confessed affectionately.

Shen Mu didn't know how "Meishan Patriarch" answered, so he dragged his apprentice out of the theater.

"A teacher shouldn't take you to watch such a show." Shen Mu coughed lightly, trying to calm down.

Long Xiaoye: "If Master was the ancestor of Meishan, would he agree to his apprentice?"

There seemed to be light in his eyes, Shen Mu unconsciously followed his words and brought them into himself.

If, if the apprentice is an adult man, like that warrior in golden armor, he should agree, right?

Shen Mu, wake up!There is a villain in your head that growls.

Shen Mu's face blushed immediately.

"No ifs. It's just a farce to attract people's attention. You are still young, don't think about those messy things." Shen Mu said deliberately distanced himself from his apprentice.

Long Xiaoye glanced at him unwillingly, and said in a childish voice, "Master, I'm hungry."

Well, children should think about food.Shen Mu was very satisfied, and let his apprentice hold his finger.

Both of them continued shopping as if nothing had happened.

When he came to the door of a teahouse, Long Xiaoye stopped. "Master, this is the one."

Shen Mu: "Okay."

There wasn't much business in the teahouse, so Xiao Er greeted him attentively: "What do you two guests want to order?"

Long Xiaoye: "Here is a plate of rotten eggs."

Xiaoer: "Young master, you are joking. This store has raw eggs and boiled eggs, but there are no rotten eggs. Eating rotten eggs will cause diarrhea. This small store does not do such immoral things."

Long Xiaoye took out an ingot of gold and tapped it lightly on the table.

Xiaoer: "Yes, yes, yes, don't worry, it will be as smelly as you want."

Shen Mu looked at his apprentice in puzzlement.

Xiao Er quickly came over with a pot full of eggs: "Young master, you want rotten eggs."

Long Xiaoye pointed to the table in the corner: "Send it over there. Just say it's free for them."

Xiaoer wiped off his sweat: "It will kill people."

Long Xiaoye: "Don't worry, it's not for eating."

It was only then that Shen Mu realized that the person sitting at the table in the corner was the scholar just now, and there was a woman sitting in his arms.

The scholar put one arm around the woman's waist, and fed the woman some pastries with the other hand, calling out "Lady, sweetheart."

But the woman's body is plump and strong, the scholar has thin arms and legs, the picture looks really uncoordinated.

The little World War II brought the eggs over tremblingly, and said with a forced smile, "Both of you, it's free as a gift from the shop."

The woman's eyes glowed: "Is there such a good thing?"

Xiao Er: "How dare you lie to the two of you?"

At this time, Long Xiaoye suddenly pointed at the scholar and said loudly: "Father, isn't this the scholar who was hugged by a man at the entrance of the theater just now?"

Shen Mu who was called father immediately realized: "That's right."

The woman's face darkened visibly, and she grabbed the scholar's ear: "Tell me, is what he said true?"

Scholar: "My lady, please forgive me. You must not listen to their words."

Long Xiaoye pretended to be indignant: "Children don't know how to lie! You still told that fat-headed man that what's so good about women is that the south wind stimulates them."

"Father, what is Nanfeng?" Long Xiaoye was full of childishness.

Shen Mu: "Oh, the world is going downhill, teaching children bad for a little money."

The woman suddenly realized: "No wonder you suddenly don't let me go to the theater, no wonder you suddenly have money. Tell me, how did you get that money?"

Scholar: "I, I resold the ticket to them, and I lost ten taels of silver."

Shen Mu: "Who would spend ten taels of silver for a ticket of thirty cents?"

Woman: "Okay, you, you still dare to lie to me? What crime did my old lady do to marry such a lowly thing as you."

Scholar: "No, lady, don't trust them. They just spend too much money and are not convinced."

Long Xiaoye: "You mean "Master Qiao and His Apprentice Long Aotian", right? Who would take their son to watch such a play?"

The scholar can't argue with a hundred words.The woman was very tough, and she was beaten all over her head.The scholar ran out clutching his head, and the woman casually picked up a large bowl full of eggs and smashed it over.

The hit rate was so high that the scholar was covered in rotten eggs.

Shen Mu laughed out loud, and let out a hard breath.

Long Xiaoye: "Master, let's go, let's eat somewhere else."

Shen Mu nodded in agreement.

Qinyunzong is located in the southwest, and the food is different from other places, full of local characteristics.

Shen Mu ate from the street to the end of the street, her stomach was as distended as a woman who was three months pregnant.

"Master, try this double-flavored sorbet, the most famous one here. Sweet and sour, refreshing and quenching thirst." The vendor warmly greeted Shen Mu.

Shen Mu burped.He couldn't eat it anymore, but what he saw was ice cream.

This sorbet is a bit like the two-color popsicles he ate when he was a child, one white and one black, served in a small bowl, with a slight chill.

"Master, the white part is made of white sugar, sweeter than honey. The black part is made of sour plum soup, which is refreshing and appetizing. Would you like some?"

The peddler stared at Shen Mu the whole time, and didn't sell a word to Long Xiaoye.Those who are used to seeing customers like them know who they like and who don't.

Shen Mu touched his chubby belly, feeling very annoyed that he shouldn't have been greedy and ate all the way.

Seeing his appearance, Long Xiaoye smiled lightly, and said, "Then let's have a portion. I will share it with Master."

Shen Mu's eyes lit up all of a sudden.If he only eats half of it, he can still hold on.

The peddler quickly handed over a serving of ice cream.

Shen Mu bent down: "Xiaobai, you eat first."

Long Xiaoye took it, dug a large spoonful of white ice cream and handed it to Shen Mu's mouth: "Master, eat first."

Shen Mu was overwhelmed with joy, and took a bite into his mouth.

Long Xiaoye looked at him and smiled, then fed him a few more spoonfuls.

When Shen Mu found out, the ice cream had already bottomed out.He said embarrassedly, "Xiaobai, let me buy you another box."

Long Xiaoye: "No need."

After speaking, he scraped off a small spoonful with Shen Mu's used spoon.The taste of sour plum soup is surprisingly sweet.

The two walked around for a long time.Seeing that the sun was about to set, Lou Wanghai didn't come, but Qiu Fathu came looking for him out of breath.

"Three, Uncle Third, it's not good. Follow me to Qinyunzong."