Don't randomly pick up apprentices if you wear a book

After Taoist Chi Feng finished his lecture, it was time for dinner.

Lingyundu only provides two meals a day.The disciples who established the foundation could not yet fasten the grain, so they scrambled to the dining hall after class.

Shen Mu deliberately slowed down the tidying up, and only handed Xiaobai a handful of pills after all the disciples had left.

Long Xiaoye took it, swallowed it into his mouth, and suddenly frowned, staring at the medicine bottle in Shen Mu's hand.

Shen Mu deliberately turned the label of the medicine bottle to the front.

The five characters "Yulu Xisui Dan" are clearly written.

He swallowed it so fast, shouldn't he be able to eat it?

Shen Mu looked at his apprentice without changing his face.

Long Xiaoye: ...

Do you think I'm stupid?

However, he swallowed too fast just now, and couldn't spit it out, so he could only suppress his anger and ask, "What did you give me?"

Shen Mu: ...

Shen Mu laughed twice, and honestly explained: "Milk tablets."

Long Xiaoye frowned even deeper.

Shen Mu quickly explained: "Milk is calcium supplement, children should drink more. I saw that you don't like the fishy smell of milk, so I changed it for you."

It turned out to be another trick to coax children.

But in Long Xiaoye's sullen anger, for some reason, there was a hint of joy.

Forget it, this guy's brain circuit is different from ordinary people.If you don't follow him, you don't know what will happen.Lord Long Xiaoye forgave Shen Mu a lot.

Long Xiaoye: "Since you want to take me to eat mortal food so much, then I will reluctantly accompany you to the dining hall once."

Shen Mu: ...

Shen Mu didn't want to go to the dining hall at all.He was afraid of being recognized by the canteen aunt in public, and he would never be able to hang out with the students in class from now on.

But Xiaobai is going, can he bear to refuse?

Shen Mu gritted his teeth, and put on a mask for himself.A thin layer of white gauze instantly covered her original and magnificent appearance.

Long Xiaoye raised his eyebrows slightly, very satisfied with his "distinctive" attire.

Ling Yundu has three thousand disciples, half of whom have not formed alchemy.The dining hall was crowded with people, and the line waiting for dinner made at least a dozen turns.

Shen Mu searched hard in the crowd, and finally saw Fat Tiger in the corner.

Shen Mu pulled Xiaobai to squeeze over, opened the lid and had a face-to-face meeting with Fat Tiger.

Fat Tiger stood up enthusiastically: "Senior Brother Shen, sit together. It's hard to find a seat at this point."

Shen Mu knew at a glance that Fat Tiger was here to occupy a seat, so he nodded happily: "I'm going to cook, you can take care of Xiaobai for me."

Long Xiaoye looked unhappy.

Shen Mu bent down and rubbed his head: "This line won't last half an hour, you sit here and wait for me."

Long Xiaoye: So why did you come to eat?

After Shen Mu finished speaking, he rushed towards the team, and Long Xiaoye didn't even have a chance to say no.He glared angrily at the mortal who had promised to watch over him.

The fat tiger's body shook, and an unprecedented coercion almost crushed him to the ground.

The fat tiger swallowed his saliva, and shrank in the corner aggrieved, not daring to move.

The long stools in the dining hall are a bit high for five or six-year-old children.Long Xiaoye frowned, and the stool became half shorter in an instant.

Long Xiaoye sat on it loudly, and by the way made the table a height that he could just reach.

Fat Tiger finally couldn't help asking: "Xiaobai, you are so good, who did you learn from?"

Long Xiaoye was silent for a long time, and when Fat Tiger thought he would not answer, Long Xiaoye said quietly: "Shen Mu, the God of Witch Gu."

Crashing, the disciples who had been crowding around the two of them all fled away.

Fat Tiger's eyes widened: "You, Master, are you, the Lord of Witch Gu?"

Long Xiaoye ignored him, and glanced at Fat Tiger casually.

Fat Tiger felt that the hairs on his back were standing on end, and he didn't dare to say a word again.

After a while, Shen Mu joyfully came back with a tray, and only when he got closer did he realize that the atmosphere was not right.

The fat tiger is like a quail that has lost its hair, wishing to retract its head into its neck. There is no disciple within a few feet, so Xiaobai drinks tea calmly.

Shen Mu took two quick steps forward, and asked in a low voice: "Xiaobai, you didn't cause any trouble, did you?"

Long Xiaoye raised his eyebrows to look at him with an innocent face.

Shen Mu pointed to Fat Tiger: "Why is he shaking like this?"

Long Xiao laughed wildly: "Because he knows who my master is."

Shen Mu's hands trembled, and he almost dropped the tray.

Long Xiaoye kindly gave him a hand, and smiled: "Didn't you say you have to wait in line for a long time?"

Shen Mu calmed down: "Thanks to the female cultivator of Qinyun Sect."

Shen Mu praised countless times along the way.Ling Yundu is really humane, there is a special channel for female disciples, and there are almost no people in line.

And the female cultivator of Qin Yunzong seemed to be very helpful, as soon as she saw Shen Mu, she rushed to help him buy food.I don't know how to recognize it through the power scorpion.

After buying the meal, Shen Mu bumped into Yu Shaoyou again.So he brought Shangguanyu and Yu Shaoyou over.

Shangguan Yu smiled at Long Xiaoye from afar.

But Long Xiaoye only had Shen Mu in his eyes, and everyone else ignored him.

Shangguan Yu smiled at Long Xiaoye for a long time but did not respond, so he had to borrow Fat Tiger to cross the bridge. "Brother Qiu, don't you mind if I sit with you?"

The first time Shangguanyu called him a senior brother, Qiu Panghu immediately came back to his senses and grinned: "I don't mind, I don't mind."

Yu Shaoyou rushed over and stuffed a steamed bun into his mouth: "Shangguanyu finally took the initiative to make friends with us, don't scare people away with a smirk."

Qiu Fat Tiger nodded vigorously.

Yu Shaoyou: "Which bastard made the table so short?"

Fat Tiger pulled his sleeve vigorously, and signaled with his eyes: You can't afford to offend that bastard.

Yu Shaoyou didn't know it, and he wanted to show it in front of Shangguanyu, so he chanted the spell aloud to change the table back.But he tried twice without success.

Shangguan Yujian said sharply: "Senior Brother Yu, you don't need to work hard. It just so happens that I also think the table is too high, so I have to thank Junior Brother Bai."

Yu Shaoyou: ...

Yu Shaoyou was just young and vigorous, and he fell in love with Shangguanyu as early as the first time they met.Seeing that the cold and cold little sister who loves to answer to him treats others like a junior, Yu Shaoyou looked at Long Xiaoye with a bit of hostility in his eyes.

Long Xiaoye was feeling annoyed that Shen Mu was getting close to everyone, but when he met Yu Shaoyou, who didn't know what to do, he secretly cast a spell.

Yu Shaoyou suddenly raised his palm and slapped himself hard on the face.

"I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk..."

As soon as Shen Mu guessed, he knew it was Xiaobai's trick, and shook his head at him.

But Long Xiaoye ignored him, resting his head on his head and admiring Yu Shaoyou's slap in the face.

The slaps of "Papa Papa" attracted the disciples to look over one after another.A high-ranking disciple cast a spell in the air but failed to stop Yu Shaoyou from torturing himself, and ran away in despair.

Shen Mu pleaded with Xiao Bai with his eyes.

Begging me for an outsider?

Long Xiaoye became even more angry, stood up abruptly, put away the spell and walked away.

Shen Mu hurriedly chased after him.

"Xiaobai, wait for me."

Long Xiaoye walked faster: "It's enough for you to have them, why bother chasing me?"

Shen Mu: ...

Taste?what's the situation?

Shen Mu went over the experience of the day, and soon understood the problem.Xiaobai must have felt that he was getting close to others and neglecting him.

Tsk tsk, the desire for monopoly is really strong.

Shen Mu: "Xiaobai, Master is enough to have you alone, and will not accept others as disciples."

Long Xiaoye stopped in his tracks: "Really?"

Shen Mu: "Of course." Would you accept another Long Xiaoye who deceived his master and exterminated his ancestors?

Long Xiao raised the corners of his lips wildly, and let Shen Mu hold his hand.

The next day, Shen Mu took Xiao Bai to the class as usual.

This time Shen Mu gained experience, occupied the Feng Shui throne early, and prepared a big bag of popcorn.

The disciples came in in twos and threes.But everyone would rather sit in the first row, no one sat next to them.

Sensing that the atmosphere was not right, Shen Mu winked at Qiu Panghu and asked.

Qiu Panghu lowered his head, pretending not to see it.Yu Shaoyou on the side glared at Shen Mu angrily.

Not long after, Taoist Chi Feng walked into the school, glanced sharply at the two abrupt people, and then started teaching again without paying attention.

Taoist Chi Feng's classes are all introductory exercises, Long Xiaoye has already memorized them fluently.He wondered what stupidity he had committed to allow Shen Mu to come to the school?

Bored, Long Xiaoye had no choice but to peek at Shen Mu taking notes.

Everyone else used teeny lowercase letters, only Shen Mu used charcoal sticks.Not to mention the ugly writing, but also make yourself black and gray.

Seeing Shen Mu writing "Monster Level: Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang" obliquely, Long Xiaoye finally couldn't help showing the expression of "Remember this too?".

Shen Mu didn't realize it at all, adhering to the primary school teacher's training that a good memory is worse than a bad pen, and wrote ten large sheets of paper.

It wasn't until long after class that all the disciples left that Shen Mu finished writing the last word and let out a long sigh of relief.

Long Xiaoye joked: "I missed two words."

Shen Mu seriously asked for advice: "Which two?"

Long Xiaoye: "—Class is over."

Shen Mu: ...

Shen Mu: "Are you hungry? I'll go back and cook something delicious for you?"

Long Xiaoye: "No Yangchun noodles, no milk, no milk tablets, in short, nothing related to milk."

Shen Mu: "Okay, okay, ancestor. You can eat whatever you say."

Long Xiao laughed wildly, shaking Shen Mu's eyes.

The two returned to Bixie Valley talking and laughing, halfway there, Qiu Panghu caught up.

"Senior Brother Shen, Teacher Chi Feng invites you to go."

Shen Mu stopped and asked, "Do you know what happened?"

Qiu Panghu was out of breath, and his dark face had an unnatural blush.

"I, I don't know either. You just go."

Shen Mu: "It just so happens that I also have a question and want to ask the teacher. Xiaobai, let's go together."

Long Xiaoye: "I'm not going. I've been listening to him rambling all day, and I'm very sleepy."

Qiu Panghu showed joy: "The teacher only invites Senior Brother Shen to go alone."

Long Xiaoye glanced at him, revealing a smile of unknown meaning.

Shen Mu: "Xiaobai, do you know the way? How about I send you back first and then find the teacher?"

Long Xiaoye shook his hand: "No need." Then he left alone.

Shen Mu looked at his receding back, and had the illusion that the child would not want a mother when he grew up.

Shen Mu followed Qiu Panghu to find Taoist Chi Feng.

Long Xiaoye didn't go far, and suddenly turned around: "Get out."

A group of people quickly appeared from the shadows and surrounded him.