Little milk cats don't give casual rua tails
Chapter 26 Live Streaming
Cheng An moved very quickly, and it didn't take long for the live broadcast to be arranged.
Unlike the previous official live broadcast room dedicated to Jiang Si, this time he chose a well-known platform in the empire as the address of the live broadcast.
Jiang Si's statement using his private account was also relatively casual, with a brisk tone he had never had before.
"This Wednesday morning, we will specially arrange a live broadcast for the mysterious creatures that appear in the live broadcast room. Welcome everyone to come and play together in the live broadcast room! [Bixin] [Bixin]"
Obviously, this tone is a masterpiece of the Imperial Propaganda Department, and it is particularly out of place in Jiang Si's serious blog post, and it is inexplicably sarcasm.
It is estimated that as soon as the news comes out, those old guys will die of anger.
Thinking of their reaction, Jiang Si sneered, and a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes.
Sure enough, as soon as the news was released by Jiang Si's private account, the bloody storm on the entire Star Network suddenly rose to a higher level.
More than half of them are the navy recruited by those old guys to stir up the water.
"This is Your Majesty? If you are kidnapped, you can blink."
"What? Special live broadcast? Just for that little thing? Has your majesty been out of his mind recently?"
"What's so good about live broadcasting! What we want to see is the results of the imperial military's governance of the border! It's not His Majesty's private entertainment!"
"Leave the words here. If that thing is really a demon, I will be the first to march on the streets and ask His Majesty to banish him."
Not wanting to put pressure on Yan Dong, Jiang Si didn't tell him how chaotic the public opinion on the Empire Star Network is now, but just told him to broadcast it casually, as long as he can show his daily state in front of the camera.
But kitty is very smart.
He has already learned how to use the Empire Star Network reasonably. When Jiang Si was not around, he used the mangosteen claws to board the tablet he specially prepared for himself, and after a few random pushes, he grasped the general remarks. Clearly.
He was not as fragile as Jiang Si imagined, seeing these various remarks, the little cat also found it a little funny.
It's okay to read one or two, but if you read too much, you will find that the words of this group of people are exactly the same. It is estimated that most of them are sailors invited by the elders.
The tip of his tail swayed triumphantly, and there was a bit of disdain in his blue eyes.
Dare to look down on kittens?
The kitty is going to be angry.
……
Soon the day of the live broadcast will come.
Jiang Si originally planned to accompany the whole process, and help answer some aggressive questions from the public. After all, he was not at ease with the little devil who hadn't even fully recovered. superior.
But the little kitty kept him away from the camera by holding his trousers, and then forcibly put on a fierce look, baring its baby teeth: "Meow——"
Yan Dong can do it himself!No meddling!
What if you are scolded by those bad guys again!Kitty will never allow this to happen!
Kittens are very independent.
Still focusing on respecting Yan Dong's wishes, Jiang Si turned off all the morning's affairs, and finally compromised to stay by his side without interfering, so that he could catch up at any time if there was any change.
"when--"
The clock struck on time, and the live broadcast began.
Many people squatted in the live broadcast room to watch Yan Dong and Jiang Si's fun, including those elders who had evil intentions.
"Great Elder, I didn't expect that the emperor would really dare to let that little thing live broadcast by himself?"
"The emperor always does whatever he wants, and there is nothing he dare not," the man called the Great Elder stroked his beard, his eyes flashed with a bit of sternness, "But that little thing is so small, I guess it will be scolded a little bit more." If you download it, the live broadcast won’t work, let’s just wait and see his jokes.”
……
As soon as the broadcast started, countless insults poured into the live broadcast room.
The network of the live broadcast platform was a bit overwhelmed, and the screen froze for two seconds.
"Fuck, what kind of stupid thing is still broadcasting live?"
"Does our Majesty want to become an Internet celebrity? I guess the next step is to let this little thing live broadcast and bring goods."
"The empire's expenditure is not enough? I said at the beginning that this person is not suitable to be an emperor."
"After collecting so much tax from the common people, how can it be possible that the expenditure is not enough? Could it be misappropriated for private use?"
The screen flashed, interrupting the intense discussion in an instant.
A cute little creature appeared in front of the camera——
Yan Dong stood side by side with jiojio, with mangosteen claws obediently placed in front of him. He slightly raised his head to look at the camera suspended in mid-air, his blue eyes narrowed slightly, the small scarf around his chest looked particularly soft and rua, and his ears Slightly sipping, he is even more temperamental than the young master of a wealthy family.
As if curious, he tilted his head.
The tail that was exposed during the last live broadcast stood high behind it, and its fluffy appearance looked quite fluffy. It ticked in front of the camera, as if greeting everyone.
"Meow-"
Yan Dong called out sweetly, his voice was softer than cotton candy, it tickled the heart.
"Damn, what the hell, scared me to death."
"Get out of the Empire live broadcast room! Now everything really wants to come in and catch the heat!"
You can't scold the kitten.
Yan Dong would not feel sad because of this attack, but he still shook his ears and lowered his head, the tail that was flicking back and forth just now did not move, and his expression showed a bit of grievance.
If it wasn't for Jiang Si who clearly saw the cunning flashing in his blue eyes from the side, he probably would have gone to rub the little guy's head at this time to express comfort.
At this moment, amidst the countless curses, an incompatible voice suddenly mixed in.
"Wait, wait, don't you all think he looks cute? (whispers)"
Following the posting of this barrage, this id also sent a small flower. Although it was just a free gift for signing in, it was enough to make Yan Dong happy.
He caught this barrage with keen eyes, and expressed his gratitude with a "meow" several times.
That ID was confident instantly, and it started "ah ah ah ah ah, really cute".
Shock!
With the appearance of this barrage, finally several agreeable points of view appeared on the screen.
Kitty decided to step up the offensive.
Yan Dong's petty eyes turned quickly, he pursed his ears and tilted his head, took a step forward, gently stretched out his mangosteen claws, and patted the camera curiously.
The people squatting in the live broadcast room were covered with pink flesh pads, and instantly boiled.
"The one in front! You are not alone! Why are those people so hostile! Ahhh, I just think they are so cute."
In the past, a few curious people didn't dare to speak at all when they saw how strong their fighting power was. Now someone opened their mouths first, coupled with the secret operation of the External Propaganda Department, the direction of the barrage suddenly changed.
"Oh my god! Mangosteen claws! Suck, suck, suck."
"My God, what kind of peerless cutie is this! If I were His Majesty, I couldn't help but want to raise her in captivity!"
I don't know if it's an illusion, but Yan Dong feels that there are fewer abusive comments now.
The little cat shook its ears, stretched its body lazily and turned into a cat and stretched its waist.
But these are not things that a weak, pitiful and innocent kitten should consider. The kitten is only responsible for being cute.
The big tail behind him flicked back and forth, and many people's eyes were fixed on it.
"Oh my god, a small white fluffy ball, it would be great if you could put it in the palm of your hand."
"I envy Your Majesty, I can suck ten of such kittens."
"Let me go! Let me suck! Let me suck!"
As a result, at this moment, the tip of the tail flicked to the front.
Yan Dong turned around and pressed the tip of the fluffy tail with the mangosteen claws, the little milk cat bared its teeth, and showed him a fierce expression.
"Did he fight with his own tail?"
"I don't know what to say, I just scream ah ah ah."
There are gradually countless comments about sucking cats on the barrage.
"Bang bang bang!"
At this moment, fireworks suddenly exploded on the screen, which was proof that someone had cast the highest-ranked gift.
"Damn it, a firework costs 10 star coins, which local tyrant actually made ten of them in a row?"
"Wait, this certification... is Cheng An, the head of the Imperial Equipment Department!"
Cheng An also registered an account just now. After brushing the fireworks for the little guy, he also left a barrage in a very flamboyant manner. The noble gold color is extremely obvious among a group of ordinary barrages.
"Little guy, don't forget that I was the first to give you gifts!"
"Hiss—is this really that handsome guy? I'm sorry I stumbled a bit."
With the appearance of Cheng An, the direction of the barrage became faster, and there was a vague tendency to develop in a strange direction.
Hit it?
The little kitten shook its ears, its blue eyes were full of confusion, its small appearance made people want to rub it vigorously just by looking at it.
What does it mean, fell down?
"No, we children can't listen to this! Get out of the way of those who knock!"
Shang Ying appeared and stopped the barrage from developing in a strange direction on the spot.
She is even more powerful than Cheng An, with a single shot, she is twenty fireworks.
Shang Ying, who has a fiery personality and usually quarrels with others, is very excited at this moment: "Little Maomao, don't bother with that stingy one! Look at my sister, look at my sister!"
"Meow!!"
Thank you sister!
This is just a big head. Since he showed his face, countless people in the empire have given him small gifts.
After calculating the money vaguely in his heart, the eyes of the greedy little bad cat almost went straight.
Because he was afraid that he would "meow" out in surprise, he grabbed the tip of the white furry tail, blinked his eyes, and looked cute and cute.
But then, he was once again blinded by the fireworks exploding on the screen.
The third one appeared was Xuan Hao, who swiped thirty fireworks: "Little Mao Mao, please pay attention to your health, don't come to the hospital again."
The name Xuan Hao is well-known in the empire. He became famous at a young age, and he has researched many ways to cure diseases and save lives, and he has a high reputation among the people.
"The male god! The male god is here too!"
"Ah, I don't know who to envy."
The last one is Liz.
She used to keep silent and swiped fifty fireworks directly without leaving a word, but the list of participants in the live broadcast room showed that she hadn't left either.
The little cat was shocked, and so were the people of the entire empire.
At this time, the barrage is much more lively than before, and most of them express positive emotions.
Seeing a kitten, what can't be relieved?If so, take a closer look!
"Oh my god, it turns out that this is the group pet. I love it."
"Wuuuuu please let me go soul wear the little guy for a day, I also want to experience the feeling of being doted on by thousands of handsome men and beauties."
Seeing the rapidly changing style of painting on the barrage, Yan Dong instantly relaxed a bit. He shook his ears and looked around with his blue eyes.
Then... the little cat will show you a talent?
Looking around in the study, his eyes fixed on a cardboard box.
"Meow!!"
The little guy's voice became excited in an instant, and he lowered his body slightly, his big tail hooked up showing a little eagerness to try.
The people didn't know what he was going to do.
In the next second, a white light flashed in front of their eyes, and the high-speed suspended camera quickly followed.
Yan Dong shrank the whole thing into the small paper box, only revealing half of his little white and furry head and two mangosteen claws resting on the edge of the paper box, the mangosteen claws gently Ticked the hook, and performed a claw and blossom.
"Help! Help! Ah Wei is dead!"
"Ahhhhhhh-"
"Ahhhh-"
Countless screams flashed across the barrage, among which was an id that everyone was quite familiar with.
is a famous troll.
Someone pulled him out to publicly execute him: "Don't go in front, didn't you scold Xiao Maotuan the most harshly just now?"
After a few seconds, the troll id explained weakly: "It's not that I don't want to scold, the main reason is that he looks too polite 0^0."
As soon as he said these words, many trolls turned against him one after another: "Yes, yes, yes, it's so cute, so cute."
"If it wasn't for the money, who would do such a thing."
"Just be tough, I just returned the money I received, and even lost a lot. From now on, I will be a troll with no professional ethics!"
"It's late, should I follow the procedure or spray directly?"
At this moment, an out of place barrage mixed into the bustling crowd.
After a pause, the id went on to say, "Forget it, stop spraying, it's so cute."
The last person was obviously here to play the role in reverse, and the little cat was also teased by him, squinting his eyes and laughing, and changed his posture.
He pursed his ears contentedly, and half of his body lay in the extremely narrow box, with a little bit of white tail sticking out, like a leaking milk box.
Looking up at the sky with azure blue eyes, even salted fish looks quite graceful.
At this time, other people have already captured the key words, and many people who heard the news joined the discussion.
"Who spent money to buy a navy to spray him? My God, I almost got caught up!"
"Who is so bad! Be careful, little guy."
"That's right, the imperial family is on the cusp, and I felt something was wrong before."
"Meow!"
Yan Dong glanced sideways at the barrage, and randomly nodded his head to show that he understood it all!
As expected of the little devil, even if he does it all over again, he can easily win everyone's love.
Although there was a secret possessive desire at work, Jiang Si still looked at the barrage with satisfaction until he noticed one of them.
"By the way, are there sisters who are kowtowers? Cheng'an and the little guy's cp super talk guide @我kola, everyone can go to Kangkang!"
???
Jiang Si's movements stopped instantly, he narrowed his eyes slightly, his fingers stayed on the id for a moment, and there was a dangerous aura floating around him.
Cheng An and Kitty?
Don't think about it.
He only hesitated for a moment, and then used administrator privileges to ban that account for an hour, on the grounds of spreading rumors.
Then, the emperor registered the trumpet and directly swiped a hundred fireworks.
Isn't it just a waste of money, he is much richer than his subordinates.
"Hey? Which local tyrant is this?"
A strange, unauthenticated account was displayed in front of everyone, and immediately became the number one on the list.
There should be only a handful of people in the empire who can make so much money at once, and those people are going crazy with curiosity, but before they have time to use their imagination, they see a slender hand appearing in the sky. into the lens.
It is their Majesty.
Jiang Si squatted down and put his fingers on the kitty's belly. Although his voice was still cold and hard, it contained a softness that no one present had ever heard before.
"As you can see, he is indeed a demon. His spirit body is a creature from the ancient earth era. His name is a cat. I picked it up on the road."
Jiang Si was too lazy to lie, so he didn't elaborate on Yan Dong's life experience.
"But not all the demons are bad people, for example, he is very good."
"I think His Majesty is right."
"It turned out to be a cat! What bad thoughts can a kitty have!"
"I'm sorry, I've never seen a demon before, I always thought it was the image of a blue face and fangs, now I really miss rua."
"I think rua1, is it too late to go out and catch a demon now? Do I need to carry a poke ball with me?"
"Need, and you can only capture it once in a lifetime."
"I heard that the demons eat one child at a time, but if it's a kitten, please come and eat me!"
"It's so pitiful, a little demon who is alone, no one is allowed to bully him!"
Up to now, their original purpose of live broadcasting has been roughly achieved.
Not wanting to see them talking about cp any more, Jiang Si rubbed the kitty's belly with one hand, and put the other finger on the power button: "Okay, let's stop here for this live broadcast first."
"??? No, this is too sudden!"
"Wait, Your Majesty! I haven't seen enough kittens yet!"
Regardless of the crowd's frantic persuasion, his slender fingers directly closed the live broadcast room.
The last barrage was frozen on the screen.
"Wait, isn't there anyone knocking on the CP of His Majesty and the boy with cat ears? I'm sorry, it's a little smelly, I think I can do it again."
……
"Meow..."
When the live broadcast room was completely closed, Yan Dong turned his head to look at Jiang Si, his blue eyes were full of words "come and praise me".
Seeing what he meant at a glance, Jiang Si used his slender fingers to rua the tip of rua's kitten's ears: "It's a great job."
"Meow meow meow!"
The little cat was so proud that he wanted to take a look at his achievements, so Mangosteen clawed his arms to the next screen.
Originally, I wanted to relive everyone's barrage, but the kitty's paw accidentally slipped a few points, and they jumped to another live broadcast room.
"Brother, brother—brothers, give me some presents, compare me to that little bitch at the other side!"
At this time, a young man wearing fake ears and posing appeared on the screen.
He deliberately elongated his voice, as if his voice was choked out of his throat, it was greasy and weird.
In an instant, Jiang Si's goosebumps rose.
He felt that he had suffered a mental shock.
"Meow?"
The little cat, who is curious about everything, looks at the live broadcast room, his eyes are full of doubts.
His dynamic vision is extremely good, and he saw clearly the last sentence on the bullet screen just now, which roughly meant to put Jiang Si together with another person he didn't know.
Who is that person, the boy with cat ears?
Just look like this?
The little cat sized up the young man suspiciously, then looked up at Jiang Si, with an expression of "Master, I understand" on his face.
God, put the two of them together?
Why not change it to Jiang Si and Kitty!
Kittens have always been very possessive. Thinking of this, a strange and uncomfortable feeling came to his mind instantly.
No, the kitten disagrees!
Unaware of the complicated inner activities of the little cat, Jiang Si frowned slightly, and his tone became a little more serious: "Children, don't read these things."
He took the tablet away.
Wait, Jiang Si doesn't look very happy either?He also doesn't want to be compared with that person?
Regardless of whether Jiang Si wants to be with the kitty or not, anyway, he won't be snatched away for the time being!
After thinking of this, the little cat instantly became happy again. He shook his ears, moved closer to Jiang Si, sweetly rubbed his face against Jiang Si's wrist, and even his voice was soft and soft.
Jiang Si was in a rare trance, but after noticing the kitten approaching actively, he still rubbed his head with his hands reflexively.
He didn't pay attention to the boy with cat ears, he just saw the last barrage just now.
His face was a little hot. If he was in the form of Big Meow now, the tip of his tail would probably be dangling around, showing that the owner was at a loss.
It is absolutely impossible to form a cp with Cheng'an.
He thinks it's okay to form a cp with himself!
He had to find a way to bring rhythm to the Internet so that everyone would agree with him and Yan Dong's cp.
I don't know if it's feasible to invite sailors like the elders' house, but they probably don't want to spend money. The quality of the sailors they invite is not very good. He spends more money so that people can't see it.
After thinking about it messily, Jiang Si felt a little despicable.
But fortunately, after so many years in the political arena, he has already developed a skill that is so perfect that no one can see what he is thinking in his heart at this moment.
"Meow?"
The little cat tilted its head and looked at Jiang Si.
I don't know why, but in Jiang Si's eyes, the little guy turned into a boy.
The little devil's clear eyes looked at him intently, and the furry cat ears on top of his head...
He immediately stopped his thoughts, squeezed the center of his brows, and said in a hasty tone: "I still have something to do next, you go to play with Uncle Liu first."
As soon as he finished speaking, he stood up and left the study, leaving the little cat staring at his back blankly.
That's right, he has a lot of things to do recently, and now he has been with me for such a long time, he must be tired already.
Thinking of this, the kitten flicked its big tail guiltily, stood up and walked out of the study, leaving a long string of lovely paw prints on the soft carpet.
I have to find a way to repay Jiang Si in the future.
Thinking of this, countless plans have flashed through the heart of the kind kitty who knows how to repay her kindness.
If you want to repay a favor, the human form will be much more convenient.
I really want to change people.
Unlike the previous official live broadcast room dedicated to Jiang Si, this time he chose a well-known platform in the empire as the address of the live broadcast.
Jiang Si's statement using his private account was also relatively casual, with a brisk tone he had never had before.
"This Wednesday morning, we will specially arrange a live broadcast for the mysterious creatures that appear in the live broadcast room. Welcome everyone to come and play together in the live broadcast room! [Bixin] [Bixin]"
Obviously, this tone is a masterpiece of the Imperial Propaganda Department, and it is particularly out of place in Jiang Si's serious blog post, and it is inexplicably sarcasm.
It is estimated that as soon as the news comes out, those old guys will die of anger.
Thinking of their reaction, Jiang Si sneered, and a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes.
Sure enough, as soon as the news was released by Jiang Si's private account, the bloody storm on the entire Star Network suddenly rose to a higher level.
More than half of them are the navy recruited by those old guys to stir up the water.
"This is Your Majesty? If you are kidnapped, you can blink."
"What? Special live broadcast? Just for that little thing? Has your majesty been out of his mind recently?"
"What's so good about live broadcasting! What we want to see is the results of the imperial military's governance of the border! It's not His Majesty's private entertainment!"
"Leave the words here. If that thing is really a demon, I will be the first to march on the streets and ask His Majesty to banish him."
Not wanting to put pressure on Yan Dong, Jiang Si didn't tell him how chaotic the public opinion on the Empire Star Network is now, but just told him to broadcast it casually, as long as he can show his daily state in front of the camera.
But kitty is very smart.
He has already learned how to use the Empire Star Network reasonably. When Jiang Si was not around, he used the mangosteen claws to board the tablet he specially prepared for himself, and after a few random pushes, he grasped the general remarks. Clearly.
He was not as fragile as Jiang Si imagined, seeing these various remarks, the little cat also found it a little funny.
It's okay to read one or two, but if you read too much, you will find that the words of this group of people are exactly the same. It is estimated that most of them are sailors invited by the elders.
The tip of his tail swayed triumphantly, and there was a bit of disdain in his blue eyes.
Dare to look down on kittens?
The kitty is going to be angry.
……
Soon the day of the live broadcast will come.
Jiang Si originally planned to accompany the whole process, and help answer some aggressive questions from the public. After all, he was not at ease with the little devil who hadn't even fully recovered. superior.
But the little kitty kept him away from the camera by holding his trousers, and then forcibly put on a fierce look, baring its baby teeth: "Meow——"
Yan Dong can do it himself!No meddling!
What if you are scolded by those bad guys again!Kitty will never allow this to happen!
Kittens are very independent.
Still focusing on respecting Yan Dong's wishes, Jiang Si turned off all the morning's affairs, and finally compromised to stay by his side without interfering, so that he could catch up at any time if there was any change.
"when--"
The clock struck on time, and the live broadcast began.
Many people squatted in the live broadcast room to watch Yan Dong and Jiang Si's fun, including those elders who had evil intentions.
"Great Elder, I didn't expect that the emperor would really dare to let that little thing live broadcast by himself?"
"The emperor always does whatever he wants, and there is nothing he dare not," the man called the Great Elder stroked his beard, his eyes flashed with a bit of sternness, "But that little thing is so small, I guess it will be scolded a little bit more." If you download it, the live broadcast won’t work, let’s just wait and see his jokes.”
……
As soon as the broadcast started, countless insults poured into the live broadcast room.
The network of the live broadcast platform was a bit overwhelmed, and the screen froze for two seconds.
"Fuck, what kind of stupid thing is still broadcasting live?"
"Does our Majesty want to become an Internet celebrity? I guess the next step is to let this little thing live broadcast and bring goods."
"The empire's expenditure is not enough? I said at the beginning that this person is not suitable to be an emperor."
"After collecting so much tax from the common people, how can it be possible that the expenditure is not enough? Could it be misappropriated for private use?"
The screen flashed, interrupting the intense discussion in an instant.
A cute little creature appeared in front of the camera——
Yan Dong stood side by side with jiojio, with mangosteen claws obediently placed in front of him. He slightly raised his head to look at the camera suspended in mid-air, his blue eyes narrowed slightly, the small scarf around his chest looked particularly soft and rua, and his ears Slightly sipping, he is even more temperamental than the young master of a wealthy family.
As if curious, he tilted his head.
The tail that was exposed during the last live broadcast stood high behind it, and its fluffy appearance looked quite fluffy. It ticked in front of the camera, as if greeting everyone.
"Meow-"
Yan Dong called out sweetly, his voice was softer than cotton candy, it tickled the heart.
"Damn, what the hell, scared me to death."
"Get out of the Empire live broadcast room! Now everything really wants to come in and catch the heat!"
You can't scold the kitten.
Yan Dong would not feel sad because of this attack, but he still shook his ears and lowered his head, the tail that was flicking back and forth just now did not move, and his expression showed a bit of grievance.
If it wasn't for Jiang Si who clearly saw the cunning flashing in his blue eyes from the side, he probably would have gone to rub the little guy's head at this time to express comfort.
At this moment, amidst the countless curses, an incompatible voice suddenly mixed in.
"Wait, wait, don't you all think he looks cute? (whispers)"
Following the posting of this barrage, this id also sent a small flower. Although it was just a free gift for signing in, it was enough to make Yan Dong happy.
He caught this barrage with keen eyes, and expressed his gratitude with a "meow" several times.
That ID was confident instantly, and it started "ah ah ah ah ah, really cute".
Shock!
With the appearance of this barrage, finally several agreeable points of view appeared on the screen.
Kitty decided to step up the offensive.
Yan Dong's petty eyes turned quickly, he pursed his ears and tilted his head, took a step forward, gently stretched out his mangosteen claws, and patted the camera curiously.
The people squatting in the live broadcast room were covered with pink flesh pads, and instantly boiled.
"The one in front! You are not alone! Why are those people so hostile! Ahhh, I just think they are so cute."
In the past, a few curious people didn't dare to speak at all when they saw how strong their fighting power was. Now someone opened their mouths first, coupled with the secret operation of the External Propaganda Department, the direction of the barrage suddenly changed.
"Oh my god! Mangosteen claws! Suck, suck, suck."
"My God, what kind of peerless cutie is this! If I were His Majesty, I couldn't help but want to raise her in captivity!"
I don't know if it's an illusion, but Yan Dong feels that there are fewer abusive comments now.
The little cat shook its ears, stretched its body lazily and turned into a cat and stretched its waist.
But these are not things that a weak, pitiful and innocent kitten should consider. The kitten is only responsible for being cute.
The big tail behind him flicked back and forth, and many people's eyes were fixed on it.
"Oh my god, a small white fluffy ball, it would be great if you could put it in the palm of your hand."
"I envy Your Majesty, I can suck ten of such kittens."
"Let me go! Let me suck! Let me suck!"
As a result, at this moment, the tip of the tail flicked to the front.
Yan Dong turned around and pressed the tip of the fluffy tail with the mangosteen claws, the little milk cat bared its teeth, and showed him a fierce expression.
"Did he fight with his own tail?"
"I don't know what to say, I just scream ah ah ah."
There are gradually countless comments about sucking cats on the barrage.
"Bang bang bang!"
At this moment, fireworks suddenly exploded on the screen, which was proof that someone had cast the highest-ranked gift.
"Damn it, a firework costs 10 star coins, which local tyrant actually made ten of them in a row?"
"Wait, this certification... is Cheng An, the head of the Imperial Equipment Department!"
Cheng An also registered an account just now. After brushing the fireworks for the little guy, he also left a barrage in a very flamboyant manner. The noble gold color is extremely obvious among a group of ordinary barrages.
"Little guy, don't forget that I was the first to give you gifts!"
"Hiss—is this really that handsome guy? I'm sorry I stumbled a bit."
With the appearance of Cheng An, the direction of the barrage became faster, and there was a vague tendency to develop in a strange direction.
Hit it?
The little kitten shook its ears, its blue eyes were full of confusion, its small appearance made people want to rub it vigorously just by looking at it.
What does it mean, fell down?
"No, we children can't listen to this! Get out of the way of those who knock!"
Shang Ying appeared and stopped the barrage from developing in a strange direction on the spot.
She is even more powerful than Cheng An, with a single shot, she is twenty fireworks.
Shang Ying, who has a fiery personality and usually quarrels with others, is very excited at this moment: "Little Maomao, don't bother with that stingy one! Look at my sister, look at my sister!"
"Meow!!"
Thank you sister!
This is just a big head. Since he showed his face, countless people in the empire have given him small gifts.
After calculating the money vaguely in his heart, the eyes of the greedy little bad cat almost went straight.
Because he was afraid that he would "meow" out in surprise, he grabbed the tip of the white furry tail, blinked his eyes, and looked cute and cute.
But then, he was once again blinded by the fireworks exploding on the screen.
The third one appeared was Xuan Hao, who swiped thirty fireworks: "Little Mao Mao, please pay attention to your health, don't come to the hospital again."
The name Xuan Hao is well-known in the empire. He became famous at a young age, and he has researched many ways to cure diseases and save lives, and he has a high reputation among the people.
"The male god! The male god is here too!"
"Ah, I don't know who to envy."
The last one is Liz.
She used to keep silent and swiped fifty fireworks directly without leaving a word, but the list of participants in the live broadcast room showed that she hadn't left either.
The little cat was shocked, and so were the people of the entire empire.
At this time, the barrage is much more lively than before, and most of them express positive emotions.
Seeing a kitten, what can't be relieved?If so, take a closer look!
"Oh my god, it turns out that this is the group pet. I love it."
"Wuuuuu please let me go soul wear the little guy for a day, I also want to experience the feeling of being doted on by thousands of handsome men and beauties."
Seeing the rapidly changing style of painting on the barrage, Yan Dong instantly relaxed a bit. He shook his ears and looked around with his blue eyes.
Then... the little cat will show you a talent?
Looking around in the study, his eyes fixed on a cardboard box.
"Meow!!"
The little guy's voice became excited in an instant, and he lowered his body slightly, his big tail hooked up showing a little eagerness to try.
The people didn't know what he was going to do.
In the next second, a white light flashed in front of their eyes, and the high-speed suspended camera quickly followed.
Yan Dong shrank the whole thing into the small paper box, only revealing half of his little white and furry head and two mangosteen claws resting on the edge of the paper box, the mangosteen claws gently Ticked the hook, and performed a claw and blossom.
"Help! Help! Ah Wei is dead!"
"Ahhhhhhh-"
"Ahhhh-"
Countless screams flashed across the barrage, among which was an id that everyone was quite familiar with.
is a famous troll.
Someone pulled him out to publicly execute him: "Don't go in front, didn't you scold Xiao Maotuan the most harshly just now?"
After a few seconds, the troll id explained weakly: "It's not that I don't want to scold, the main reason is that he looks too polite 0^0."
As soon as he said these words, many trolls turned against him one after another: "Yes, yes, yes, it's so cute, so cute."
"If it wasn't for the money, who would do such a thing."
"Just be tough, I just returned the money I received, and even lost a lot. From now on, I will be a troll with no professional ethics!"
"It's late, should I follow the procedure or spray directly?"
At this moment, an out of place barrage mixed into the bustling crowd.
After a pause, the id went on to say, "Forget it, stop spraying, it's so cute."
The last person was obviously here to play the role in reverse, and the little cat was also teased by him, squinting his eyes and laughing, and changed his posture.
He pursed his ears contentedly, and half of his body lay in the extremely narrow box, with a little bit of white tail sticking out, like a leaking milk box.
Looking up at the sky with azure blue eyes, even salted fish looks quite graceful.
At this time, other people have already captured the key words, and many people who heard the news joined the discussion.
"Who spent money to buy a navy to spray him? My God, I almost got caught up!"
"Who is so bad! Be careful, little guy."
"That's right, the imperial family is on the cusp, and I felt something was wrong before."
"Meow!"
Yan Dong glanced sideways at the barrage, and randomly nodded his head to show that he understood it all!
As expected of the little devil, even if he does it all over again, he can easily win everyone's love.
Although there was a secret possessive desire at work, Jiang Si still looked at the barrage with satisfaction until he noticed one of them.
"By the way, are there sisters who are kowtowers? Cheng'an and the little guy's cp super talk guide @我kola, everyone can go to Kangkang!"
???
Jiang Si's movements stopped instantly, he narrowed his eyes slightly, his fingers stayed on the id for a moment, and there was a dangerous aura floating around him.
Cheng An and Kitty?
Don't think about it.
He only hesitated for a moment, and then used administrator privileges to ban that account for an hour, on the grounds of spreading rumors.
Then, the emperor registered the trumpet and directly swiped a hundred fireworks.
Isn't it just a waste of money, he is much richer than his subordinates.
"Hey? Which local tyrant is this?"
A strange, unauthenticated account was displayed in front of everyone, and immediately became the number one on the list.
There should be only a handful of people in the empire who can make so much money at once, and those people are going crazy with curiosity, but before they have time to use their imagination, they see a slender hand appearing in the sky. into the lens.
It is their Majesty.
Jiang Si squatted down and put his fingers on the kitty's belly. Although his voice was still cold and hard, it contained a softness that no one present had ever heard before.
"As you can see, he is indeed a demon. His spirit body is a creature from the ancient earth era. His name is a cat. I picked it up on the road."
Jiang Si was too lazy to lie, so he didn't elaborate on Yan Dong's life experience.
"But not all the demons are bad people, for example, he is very good."
"I think His Majesty is right."
"It turned out to be a cat! What bad thoughts can a kitty have!"
"I'm sorry, I've never seen a demon before, I always thought it was the image of a blue face and fangs, now I really miss rua."
"I think rua1, is it too late to go out and catch a demon now? Do I need to carry a poke ball with me?"
"Need, and you can only capture it once in a lifetime."
"I heard that the demons eat one child at a time, but if it's a kitten, please come and eat me!"
"It's so pitiful, a little demon who is alone, no one is allowed to bully him!"
Up to now, their original purpose of live broadcasting has been roughly achieved.
Not wanting to see them talking about cp any more, Jiang Si rubbed the kitty's belly with one hand, and put the other finger on the power button: "Okay, let's stop here for this live broadcast first."
"??? No, this is too sudden!"
"Wait, Your Majesty! I haven't seen enough kittens yet!"
Regardless of the crowd's frantic persuasion, his slender fingers directly closed the live broadcast room.
The last barrage was frozen on the screen.
"Wait, isn't there anyone knocking on the CP of His Majesty and the boy with cat ears? I'm sorry, it's a little smelly, I think I can do it again."
……
"Meow..."
When the live broadcast room was completely closed, Yan Dong turned his head to look at Jiang Si, his blue eyes were full of words "come and praise me".
Seeing what he meant at a glance, Jiang Si used his slender fingers to rua the tip of rua's kitten's ears: "It's a great job."
"Meow meow meow!"
The little cat was so proud that he wanted to take a look at his achievements, so Mangosteen clawed his arms to the next screen.
Originally, I wanted to relive everyone's barrage, but the kitty's paw accidentally slipped a few points, and they jumped to another live broadcast room.
"Brother, brother—brothers, give me some presents, compare me to that little bitch at the other side!"
At this time, a young man wearing fake ears and posing appeared on the screen.
He deliberately elongated his voice, as if his voice was choked out of his throat, it was greasy and weird.
In an instant, Jiang Si's goosebumps rose.
He felt that he had suffered a mental shock.
"Meow?"
The little cat, who is curious about everything, looks at the live broadcast room, his eyes are full of doubts.
His dynamic vision is extremely good, and he saw clearly the last sentence on the bullet screen just now, which roughly meant to put Jiang Si together with another person he didn't know.
Who is that person, the boy with cat ears?
Just look like this?
The little cat sized up the young man suspiciously, then looked up at Jiang Si, with an expression of "Master, I understand" on his face.
God, put the two of them together?
Why not change it to Jiang Si and Kitty!
Kittens have always been very possessive. Thinking of this, a strange and uncomfortable feeling came to his mind instantly.
No, the kitten disagrees!
Unaware of the complicated inner activities of the little cat, Jiang Si frowned slightly, and his tone became a little more serious: "Children, don't read these things."
He took the tablet away.
Wait, Jiang Si doesn't look very happy either?He also doesn't want to be compared with that person?
Regardless of whether Jiang Si wants to be with the kitty or not, anyway, he won't be snatched away for the time being!
After thinking of this, the little cat instantly became happy again. He shook his ears, moved closer to Jiang Si, sweetly rubbed his face against Jiang Si's wrist, and even his voice was soft and soft.
Jiang Si was in a rare trance, but after noticing the kitten approaching actively, he still rubbed his head with his hands reflexively.
He didn't pay attention to the boy with cat ears, he just saw the last barrage just now.
His face was a little hot. If he was in the form of Big Meow now, the tip of his tail would probably be dangling around, showing that the owner was at a loss.
It is absolutely impossible to form a cp with Cheng'an.
He thinks it's okay to form a cp with himself!
He had to find a way to bring rhythm to the Internet so that everyone would agree with him and Yan Dong's cp.
I don't know if it's feasible to invite sailors like the elders' house, but they probably don't want to spend money. The quality of the sailors they invite is not very good. He spends more money so that people can't see it.
After thinking about it messily, Jiang Si felt a little despicable.
But fortunately, after so many years in the political arena, he has already developed a skill that is so perfect that no one can see what he is thinking in his heart at this moment.
"Meow?"
The little cat tilted its head and looked at Jiang Si.
I don't know why, but in Jiang Si's eyes, the little guy turned into a boy.
The little devil's clear eyes looked at him intently, and the furry cat ears on top of his head...
He immediately stopped his thoughts, squeezed the center of his brows, and said in a hasty tone: "I still have something to do next, you go to play with Uncle Liu first."
As soon as he finished speaking, he stood up and left the study, leaving the little cat staring at his back blankly.
That's right, he has a lot of things to do recently, and now he has been with me for such a long time, he must be tired already.
Thinking of this, the kitten flicked its big tail guiltily, stood up and walked out of the study, leaving a long string of lovely paw prints on the soft carpet.
I have to find a way to repay Jiang Si in the future.
Thinking of this, countless plans have flashed through the heart of the kind kitty who knows how to repay her kindness.
If you want to repay a favor, the human form will be much more convenient.
I really want to change people.
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