On the Merger of Xianyu and Long Aotian

A quarter of an hour later.

Hello everyone, I'm Lu Yunzhou, formerly Long Aotian Bentian, now a salted fish with paid leave, working hard to become Mozun's tool man again.

The reason for such a nonsense self-introduction suddenly is because the author has just been ridiculed by her good Jiyou for the number of water, so she is determined to show that she is a number of water based on her ability.

The second is because I am also very confused now.

Mixed feelings.

It is probably equivalent to the complexity when you see "Lu Yunzhou and Yan Yuguang signed a contract to become a real magical girl and save the world with Conan and Sherlock Holmes and are destined to be" such a plot that only sand sculpture authors can write.

So I'll just say it once: the author is fucking retarded.

I really signed a contract with Yan Yuguang, and from then on I will live a life like a bonded laborer, and regard 996 as a day of blessing.

All my efforts were just to make Mozun feel more comfortable when he beat me.

……

For the time being, let's ignore these complaints that will make people play.

All in all, Lu Yunzhou (was) promised to practice hard until he becomes Long Aotian, bah, number one in righteousness again.

Before that, Yan Yuguang had the right to supervise and urge him—that is, to beat him severely in the name of sparring.

So why was he so naive that he thought he would only get a beating?Tears of remorse flowed down from the corner of Lu Yunzhou's mouth.

There's no way Mozun is too good-looking.For example, who can say no to a fluffy, fluffy kitten who is fierce?

Which color control can refuse the prosperous beauty that can be seen every day?

Especially Lu Yunzhou, who is so handsome and self-aware, he doesn't look down on ordinary beauties, so he is remorseful on the surface but secretly happy in his heart, and he has really brought duplicity to the extreme.

Anyway, you are going to be beaten, so of course it is better to let yourself have a better life.

However, Lu Yunzhou's performance level was too high, he couldn't help but deceived himself, and even deceived the Demon Lord.

So Yan Yuguang pondered for a while, and really felt that what he did was not very authentic, so he comforted him: "Don't worry, no one else will know about this."

For such a big man, with such striking looks, it's strange that others don't know about it.Lu Yunzhou wanted to perform on the spot and rolled his eyes expressionlessly - of course he failed.

……

Another quarter of an hour later.

Lu Yunzhou, who was in a daze, picked up the kettle silently, and poured some water on the Ling Xiaohua on the window sill.

That's right, Mozun explained to him in a very academic tone just now:

The monks of plant spirits have the ability to communicate with all creatures, and even use plants to find out about everything.

And Yan Yuguang discovered a new usage of innate skills after in-depth research on the method of seizing the house.

That is to say, by using the spiritual plant with its own power as a medium, the divided souls will temporarily reside in the spiritual plant.

That is, the Lingxiao flower in front of me.

No wonder Yan Yuguang hit him so lightly just now. It turned out that the other party was just a little Lingxiao flower demon.

However, he still couldn't beat even the rookies pecking at each other.

Also lost face control benefits because of duplicity.

The truly loveless Lu Yunzhou poked his leaves, "Will you bloom?"

Anyway, the flowers are better than the green leaves.I don't know how much you can sell for Yan Yuguang's name.

In the next second, the vine gently put the tender green buds on his fingertips.

Lu Yunzhou felt a little cute strangely.

The next second, the vines hooked his fingers softly, and then a huge force that could not be deduced by common sense directly pushed him down on the bed.

Then the vines covered him with the quilt, and pressed the pillow to his face.

Lu Yunzhou: This operation is surprisingly familiar.

But after a while, Lu Yunzhou felt that his face was heavy, and he didn't know what was pressing on it.

Yan Yuguang stood by the window, with his hands behind his back, and his voice became clearer and looser, "I'm going out for a stroll."

In the end what happened?Lu Yunzhou stretched out his hand in bewilderment, and touched the thing pressed on the pillow.

Hard, very square, the touch feels like a book.

Lu Yunzhou took the book, took away the pillow and the quilt, sat up with disheveled hair and a dazed face, and looked at the book in his hand: "Encyclopedia of Plant Knowledge"

what?

……

After a quarter of an hour.

Lu Yunzhou lay flat silently, pulled up the quilt to cover himself, pressed the pillow to his face, and placed the book squarely on the pillow, obediently pretending to be dead.

He was wrong, he didn't know anything about flowers, and he didn't understand what flowers meant to wood spirits.

Now Lu Yunzhou has deeply realized that in fact he did not have any other faults, his only fault is to be alive.

—Let him die!Ahhh can there be a more embarrassing scene than this?The handsome boy frantically rubbed his hair under the quilt.

Then I heard a question from above my head: "... What are you doing?"

Qingyue's voice was melodious like a guzheng, but at this moment it sounded like a death-killing magic voice.

Lu Yunzhou sat up expressionlessly, brushing his messy hair expressionlessly, and said expressionlessly: "I'm thinking about how inconceivable the ill will of fate is to me."

The malice was directly slapped on his face, and he was slapped many times.

My face hurts and my heart is tired.Lu Yunzhou lay flat on the bed, and turned over slowly, "You can do what you want, I want to sleep back."

"Not practicing anymore?"

"Next time definitely."

……

Gossip aside, all in all, in the two years before the opening of the Langyue Secret Realm, Lu Yunzhou continued the routine of his previous life - life continued, and cultivation continued.

Therefore, he was surrounded by three senior sisters and senior brothers for several days.

But Fu Shan raises children free-range, so after two days of fun, each of them should do whatever he wants.

Oh, except for the third senior brother.

Lu Yunzhou quietly sent a message to Jiang Mianzhou, telling her, "My senior brother doesn't care for gentle and generous ones, otherwise wouldn't he be a good match for my senior sister?"

A word to awaken the dreamer.

Then they happily talked about love.

Lu Yunzhou received all the gifts softly - because Jiang Mianzhou's lavishness was far beyond his imagination.

Lu Yunzhou muttered, "Is it really done? I thought it couldn't be changed."

Yan Yuguang answered slowly, "Good news..."

Lu Yunzhou covered his eyes with his hands, "That's enough, stop. I don't want to think about it anymore, I'll throw up."

Yan Yuguang raised his eyebrows, "The grapes are ripe, go and pick two bunches yourself."

Yes, Mozun planted two apricot trees and one grape in the yard by chance in the past two years. For some reason, the fruits that were not taken care of carefully turned out to be big and sweet.

This is the racial talent.Even if Mozun is not a typical wood spirit—the kind that speaks softly and smiles—but he is better than Lu Yunzhou.

Lu Yunzhou, who had planted and killed countless flowers and plants in the past two years, was forced to accept the cruel reality, and he has adapted well. He has quickly forgotten about the woman whose scalp tingles just thinking about it, and went to pick grapes.

He needs something to sweeten his mouth right now, or he's going to get really sick to his stomach.

Lu Yunzhou peeled a grape and tasted it. Holding the grape skin in one hand and the bunch of grapes in the other, he muttered, "It's quite sweet. Let's give some to my brothers and sisters and my master tomorrow morning. Anyway, we can't finish it." He turned his head. Greeting Yan Queguang, "Come pick grapes, don't be idle."

Yan Yuguang glanced at him slowly, "You are a dog and a mouse. You will go to the Langyue Secret Realm at noon tomorrow. After that, it is a miracle that these grapes can survive for three days."

Lu Yunzhou: Damn, what you said makes sense... That woman must have lowered his IQ!

His third senior brother would be doing him a favor if he didn't move the whole grape plant away.Lu Yunzhou rolled his eyes towards the sky, and used spells to destroy the corpses and traces of the grape skins he was holding, and then picked a few bunches of sweet and juicy grapes and stuffed them into the storage ring to enjoy on the road.

Yan Yuguang raised his hand and flicked his head, "Go back to sleep."

This is also one thing that makes Lu Yunzhou very depressed: he is not as tall as the Demon Venerable, so when the other party wants to do something to his head, it is very easy.

So Lu Yunzhou forwarded Baiyan to Yan Queguang, "Take care of yourself."

Yan Queguang, who knows how to hit a snake and hit seven inches, said: "You will not grow tall, but I will not."

"...You won." Lu Yunzhou, who was stabbed to the fatal point, silently left this land of right and wrong.

As long as he stays here, the Demon Lord will always have something to say against him, so he might as well go to sleep obediently.

The next day, everyone in Fushan happily sent off Lu Yunzhou with the joy of grapes, as happy as a holiday—except Xie Nan, who was thinking about what delicious grapes can do.

In particular, Lin Jueming, who likes sweets but also likes grapes, is the most serious-looking one who teaches the young disciples earnestly.

But Lu Yunzhou, who saw through his two faces, was not moved and even wanted to laugh.

Alas, his eyes really see too much.

……

There is nothing to say on the way to Langyue Secret Realm.

There is neither a gentle and beautiful big sister, nor a rich second generation with upturned nostrils.

There is no topic to talk about until the secret realm is opened.

The vine wrapped around Lu Yunzhou's arm lightly poked him, "Look, your Xiangfang, number one."

Lu Yunzhou looked around and saw his prospective first love in his previous life. He was speechless for a while, and then he said via voice transmission: "Didn't you break it up? What can I point out?"

The vine shook its tip, obediently pretending to be dead.

However, Lu Yunzhou continued: "There are number two and number three..."

Yan Yuguang retorted without confidence: "Women will only affect the speed of your sword. Your heart should be as cold as the snow on the top of Fushan Mountain."

The corners of Lu Yunzhou's mouth twitched, "Isn't that cultivator on the fifth inappropriate—what's her name?"

The vine poked his palm lightly, "I look good?"

This is really shameless.

But it makes sense.

Lu Yunzhou shook his head wordlessly.

And the man will not affect the speed at which he draws his sword, but only urges him to quickly draw his sword and fight.

The two chatted casually for a few words, but Lu Yunzhou still kept his face tense, and sighed, "I didn't expect that I would have to endure such torture again."

While speaking, suddenly a ray of sunlight shone through the clouds, and a female nun Tingting in white gauze walked gracefully, with a pair of jade feet lightly stepping on the ground, as if growing lotuses every step of the way.

The indistinct melancholy in her exquisite eyebrows and eyes makes her feel affectionate, but her pair of dark purple eyes add a bit of charm to her, and her smooth ice-blue long hair makes her look rather charming. Kind of holy.

Like a fairy from the Nine Heavens or a demon girl from the Demon Realm, that kind of contradictory beauty makes everyone's heart flutter.

But there was a traitor in the middle.

Lu Yunzhou couldn't bear to look directly and covered his eyes, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "Is this really what a human race can grow?"

outrageous.