All my dreams have come true [Entertainment]

(three)

It was booming and in a trance. It should have been a lingering morning, but it was torn apart by a roar.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Yan who heard the sound ran to the door of the bathroom and asked.

"It's over, brother, I'm going to die, I'm bleeding." Han Yubin said with a mournful face looking at the bright red poop in the toilet.

At this moment, Jiang Yan didn't care about anything else, he pushed open the door and rushed in. He also saw the blood red in the toilet. Before he could think about it, he dragged Han Yubin out of the bathroom, "Let's go to the hospital."

"Wait, the toilet hasn't been flushed yet." Han Yubin wanted to go back and flush away the excrement from the toilet.

"Yes, we need to test the feces." Originally, Han Yubin didn't say anything, but Jiang Yan couldn't remember this, so he went back and took the feces without hesitation.

Han Yubin next to him looked dumbfounded, he didn't know how to pick shit himself.

All the way to the hospital, the doctor did a comprehensive examination and tested the stool.

The two people who were anxiously waiting for the results were finally told by the hospital that they just ate red dragon fruit.

Because the anthocyanins in the red dragon fruit are not easily absorbed, not only the feces, but even the urine will turn red.

"Are you a fool?" Jiang Yan flicked his forehead after he came out.

"I don't know." Han Yubin felt wronged.

"Eat those weird things less in the future." Jiang Yan didn't want to be startled like this anymore, he was getting old and his heart was not working.

"It's not weird, I think it's weird that you eat a single head of garlic." Han Yubin complained as he got on the co-pilot.

When I got home that day, I saw that Jiang Yan had bought a box of single-headed garlic. If Jiang Yan hadn't called in time, Han Yubin would have sent them all to the trash can, and there are still more than half of the box.

Garlic is about to grow.

"Eat garlic to fight cancer." Jiang Yan started the car and ignored him.

"Eating red dragon fruit for anti-aging, I think it's suitable for you." Han Yubin said with his head raised.

"Are you trying to annoy me on purpose?" Jiang Yan freed up a hand to dig out the pawn, "Don't do house work for a few days."

"No, no, hero, spare your life." Han Yubin hurriedly removed his hand, and said with a playful smile, "Concentrate on driving."

(four)

"Brother, this is for you." Han Yubin handed Jiang Yan a silent pistachio.

"Yeah." Jiang Yan took it without even looking at it. Just as he was about to eat it, he saw that there was no hole in the pistachio, so he was so happy, "You did it on purpose, keep your mouth shut."

"No, brother, believe me, this kind of food is delicious, super delicious, and the nutrition is all inside the shell, it's not like the happy nutrition is all happy to go out." Han Yubin smiled wryly.

Jiang Yan shook his head helplessly, bit open the pistachio shell with a little bit of force between his upper and lower teeth, and handed it to him, "Bite it open for you, you can eat it."

"Ah, feed me." Han Yubin opened his mouth brazenly and moved closer.

"Okay." Jiang Yan gently picked out the pistachio nuts and put them into his mouth, "Is it delicious?"

"It's delicious." Han Yubin nodded with a smile, "What I cook is delicious."

fart!

dream.

The truth is, Jiang Yan brought the pistachio nuts to his mouth, fed them mouth to mouth, and looked at him with a smug smile, "How about the pistachio nuts with love bubbles?" .”

Then Han Yubin was thrown down by him, looked at Jiang Yan's evil smile, and only heard him say: "Next, I'll eat your silent pistachio."

Whoops!

Not this one either.

Han Yubin, who opened his mouth and waited to be fed, saw that plump pistachio was thrown into his own mouth by Jiang Yan, while chewing contentedly, he looked at him, "Do you want to eat it?"

Han Yubin nodded.

"I'll eat it before you talk."

cough cough.

This is the correct order.

The author has something to say: Because the anthocyanins in the red dragon fruit are not easily absorbed, not only the feces, but even the urine will turn red. ——from the Internet