[Greek Mythology] The Ugly God's Counterattack

Hearing what Hades said, Hephaestus breathed a sigh of relief. If things go on like this, he might be surrounded by those two girls for a long time.

When he went back, Hephaestus thought that he had not lived in modern times for so long, and there was no food in the house, so he took Hades to the vegetable market.

I have to say that the vegetable market is really a lively place.Hephaestus is okay, because he was an orphan since he was a child, and he buys and cooks by himself. It is very common to come to the vegetable market, and he has given full play to his years of vision when buying vegetables.As for Hades, the whole person is completely out of tune with the lively atmosphere of the vegetable market.When Hephaestus was shopping for vegetables, he stood aside, didn't speak or complain, just stood there, quietly watching Hephaestus pick out vegetables.It may be because of Hades' cold temperament that there is no one around him for about one meter. In addition, Hades is handsome, which directly makes him a beautiful scenery in the whole vegetable market.Even the aunt was in a daze when she was giving Hephaestus some money, and looked at Hades a few more times.

After buying groceries and going out, Hephaestus touched his cheek, looked sideways at Hades from time to time, muttered for a long time, and finally couldn't help but say: "Xiaoha, my charm Is it weakened?"

Hades was puzzled: "Why do you say that?"

Hephaestus pretended to be melancholy and said: "I am such a handsome and family man standing in front of her, but she is indifferent, but just peeping at you."

Hades suddenly reached out and stroked Hephaestus' hair, and softly comforted him: "The charm has not diminished."

What's the matter with this guy's action similar to appeasing a small animal? !Hephaestus rolled his eyes and slapped Hades' hand off, "Go, go home, my master, I'll cook something delicious for you!" Then he walked forward.

Hades looked down at the hand that was slapped away by Hephaestus, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.Going home, he likes these two words.

Hephaestus walked a few steps and saw that Hades hadn't followed, so he turned around and urged, "Little Ha, hurry up."

When he got home, Hephaestus let Hades watch TV by himself, and then he started working in the kitchen by himself.

He washed the newly bought vegetables first, and then prepared to cut the tomatoes, but before he started cutting, he felt that there was an extra person in the kitchen.Knowing that Hades had come in, he didn't look back, and continued to cut tomatoes, until Hades walked behind him and wrapped his hands around his waist from behind, Hephaestus put down the knife in his hand.

Hades' head rested on his shoulders, and his neck was itchy with the breath he exhaled. I don't know what this guy is going crazy again.Hephaestus patted Hades' hands around his waist in a funny way, and motioned for him to let go first, but Hades not only didn't let go, but hugged him even tighter, with his entire chest completely attached to his. back.

This move by Hades made it impossible for Hephaestus to concentrate on chopping vegetables, so he said, "Little Ha, you go out first, I still have to cook."

Which Hades gently rubbed Hephaestus' neck, and whispered in his ear: "I will help you."

I don't know if it's Hephaestus' illusion. He feels that since Hades came to modern times, he has become more and more coquettish.Of course, this kind of coquettishness is not the kind of coquettishness similar to women, but a unique softening posture that belongs to men.It has to be said that this made Hephaestus very useful.

And Hades' words reminded Hephaestus of what Hades said when he peeled a pomegranate in the world of Greek mythology.At that time, he and Hades had just established a relationship. After tossing him for a long time, Hades said that he wanted to learn to cook.Now that I think about it, Hades really did his best for him.

It's actually not bad for the two of them to cook a meal together.

Thinking of this, Hephaestus pointed directly at the washed lettuce and said, "You cut it into even small pieces."

Hearing what Hephaestus said, Hades honestly let go of the hand holding Hephaestus, took two steps to the left and picked up the knife.

"Do you know how to cut it?" Hephaestus asked while cutting the tomatoes.

"Well," Hades only responded, and began to fight against the green bamboo shoots.The last time he accidentally traveled back to modern times with Hephaestus, he read how to cook in the book given by the nurse.

After Hephaestus finished cutting the tomatoes, he looked slightly sideways at Hades who was carefully chopping the vegetables, feeling warm in his heart.Smiling, he glanced at the carrots in the basket, rolled his eyes, picked up the carrots and started to fiddle.

Soon, the carrot was cut into a q version of Hades in his hands. Although his divine power was limited after he came to modern times, his craftsmanship as the god of craftsmen was well preserved.Satisfied looking back and forth at the little Hades in his hand, Hephaestus handed it to Hades with a smile, and showed off very proudly: "How is it, does it look like you?"

Hades didn't speak, looked at the little Hades in front of him, and then at the smiling Hephaestus.Then I also took a carrot and carved it with a knife.

Not long after, a carrot that looked like Hephaestus was born from Hades.

Hephaestus looked at the little Hephaestus carved by Hades, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop twitching.He finally knows what it means for God to open a door and must close a window for you.In a sense, probably the window that God closed for Hades is Hades's appalling handicraft.

If Hades hadn't carved the totem above the corners of his eyes on the carrot, Hephaestus would never have recognized the scary carrot handicraft with inconsistent eyes, a nose with only one hole, and a thick mouth. .

If it weren't for Hades' serious look, Hephaestus would definitely have reason to suspect that Hades did it on purpose.Regarding the unusually unglamorous carrot artwork in Hades' hands, Hephaestus firmly refused to admit that it was carved by himself.

But Hades didn't know it. He took the piece of carrot carved by Hephaestus and put two carrots on the sink.

The cute q version of Hades was stuck together with the severely disabled little Hephaestus. The two formed a strong contrast, and the corners of Hephaestus's mouth, which had just calmed down, began to twitch again.And Hades put his arms around his shoulders, appreciating with satisfaction.

Hephaestus frowned, put down the knife in his hand, and pulled Hades' collar directly. Under the surprised eyes of the other party, he said viciously: "Tell me, why does mine only have one nostril!"

Hades looked down at the hand holding his collar, with an innocent expression on his face: "It was originally two, but the one in the middle of the nose was cut off by me, and when they were joined together, they became one."

Hephaestus was stunned for a moment, and after making a look at Hades that you won, he let go and continued to chop vegetables.I have already started planning how to make Hades wear Ultraman underwear.

Hades didn't know what Hephaestus was thinking at this time, and after Hephaestus let go of him, he focused on little Hades and little Hephaestus on the sink.

After Hephaestus cut all the vegetables, he picked up the water glass and took a sip of water. At this moment, Hades, who was paying attention to the carrots, suddenly stretched out his hand to him, and said as a matter of course, "Daughter-in-law, mobile phone."

As soon as the words came out, the water that Hephaestus hadn't had time to swallow directly sprayed out with a "poof", which just happened to spray Hades in the face.

Hades was not annoyed, he wiped his face casually with his hands as if nothing had happened, and said to Hephaestus who was still in a state of seriousness because of his words: "Daughter-in-law, mobile phone."

Hephaestus finally came to his senses this time, but his attention was completely on the first two.He looked at Hades with a dark face, gritted his teeth and said, "What did you call me?"

Hades paused, and uttered two words very clearly: "Daughter-in-law." In fact, Hades was still a little guilty when he said this, but now that he has said it, Hades will never back down.

Hephaestus was angry, and said a lot: "Master, I am not a woman. What kind of daughter-in-law do you call daughter-in-law casually? Besides, why should I be your daughter-in-law instead of you my daughter-in-law?" ?”

Hades listened silently, and said in his heart, the bed decides who is the daughter-in-law.But he only dared to say this in his heart, if he really said it, his daughter-in-law would order her to blow up.

Seeing that Hades had a correct attitude, Hephaestus talked for a while before remembering the mobile phone Hades mentioned, so he handed the mobile phone to Hades. "What are you doing?" For some reason, he had a bad premonition.

Hades took the phone, said the word "take a picture", and pressed a few keys nimbly with his fingers, then took a picture of the two little carrots with a "click".

"Keep a souvenir." After finishing speaking, he returned the phone to Hephaestus.

Hephaestus frowned. He originally wanted to delete the photo, but he finally gave up after hearing what Hades said.Forget it, although the carving is ugly, it is still a commemoration.

A long time passed by the time Hephaestus sat down to eat.After eating face to face with Hades, Hephaestus went straight to watch TV, while Hades consciously went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

After Hades came out, Hephaestus had gone to take a bath.Hearing the sound of water coming from the bathroom, Hades sat on the sofa for a while, thought of something, and suddenly stood up and walked towards the trash can at the door.

He remembered that when he traveled to modern times last time, the lubricant given to him by the nurse was thrown into the trash can by Hephaestus. If there were no accidents, it should still be there now.

Hold on, it should come in handy.

Hephaestus, who was taking a shower in the bathroom, had no idea what Hades was thinking at this time, and he was happily thinking about the scene of Hades wearing Ultraman underwear.

Even after coming out of the bathroom, Hephaestus still had a weird smile on his face.He pushed Hades into the bathroom, and before closing the door, he sent a bag very thoughtfully, and then closed the door with a "bang" without waiting for the other party to speak.

And in the bag, apart from the new bathrobe he hadn't worn yet, there was only a pair of Ultraman underwear.As soon as he thought of Hades wearing Ultraman underwear, he started laughing. He held the remote control in his hand and pressed it for a long time. Looking at the constantly changing TV screen, Hephaestus' thoughts had already flown away.

But after thinking about it, he fell asleep before Hades came out.

Hades came out of the shower, saw Hephaestus falling asleep on the sofa with his hair still wet, frowned, walked up to Hephaestus, picked up the towel and gently handed it to Hephaestus. Phaistos wiped his hair.

Awakened by Hades' movement, Hephaestus blinked his eyes, and after regaining his senses, he suddenly sat up straight and stared at Hades with bright eyes.

Hades didn't stop the movement in his hands, and asked casually, "What's wrong?"

Hephaestus said nothing, just stared at Hades, his gaze darting back and forth across his body, especially the lower body covered by the hem of the bathrobe.

After the hair was wiped almost dry, Hephaestus suddenly let out a wicked laugh, leaned forward, and slowly approached Hades, asking treacherously, "Xiaoha, how about that armored messenger of justice?" ?”

"What?" Hades wondered.

Hephaestus smiled treacherously: "Don't be stupid, let me see." Without waiting for Hades to answer, he pushed Hades down on the sofa and straddled his lap. The hand hits Hades' bathrobe directly.

Ultraman's underwear, Hades was wearing Ultraman's underwear, Hephaestus thought about it in his mind, and mercilessly lifted the hem of Hades' bathrobe.

The moment it was opened, Hephaestus froze on the spot.Damn it, Hades isn't wearing underwear! !

no panties...no panties...no panties...

Hephaestus suddenly felt a thousand-horse grass-mud horse galloping past his mind, and his face started to feel hot as soon as he brushed it.The hand holding the hem of the bathrobe was put down abruptly, and he subconsciously looked up at Hades, only to meet Hades' dark eyes that gradually deepened.He smiled awkwardly, and when Hephaestus was about to say something, Hades suddenly grabbed the back of his head with his hand and pulled him in his direction, because of the inertia, Hephaestus was crushed on Hardy Si's body.

Before Hephaestus could react, Hades put his lips on his lips and swallowed back what Hephaestus was about to say next.

Hades' kiss was as domineering and strong as ever, the wet tongue pried open Hephaestus' lips and slid in, entangled his tongue and sucked tenderly, conquering the city.

The entangled sucking sound greatly stimulated each other's senses. On the one hand, Hades kissed Hephaestus' lips passionately. Gently pressed the two points on his chest.Hephaestus trembled slightly, and Hades took the opportunity to turn over and pin him down.

The sensitive point on his chest was skillfully pinched by the opponent, and Hephaestus' body reacted immediately, and his hands unconsciously stroked Hades' back.

Hades' hand slowly slid from Hephaestus' chest to his waist, and then held his lower body. Hephaestus trembled all over, and his clone grew a little bigger.Hades slowly started to tease, Hephaestus gritted his teeth to prevent himself from moaning, and his hands also attacked Hades's body again, igniting the fire on his body.The two bodies that were touching each other were getting hotter and hotter. At some point, the two of them were already naked and honest with each other.Hephaestus felt the heat and swelling on the bar very clearly.At this moment, Hades squeezed a pink goo from a small box.Looking at the familiar small box, Hephaestus opened his eyes wide in surprise, and just as he opened his mouth, Hades swallowed it again.

Feeling the coldness between his buttocks, Hephaestus was startled, and began to resist with all his might. Damn it, he must counterattack this time.Although he thought so, he was soon brought in by Hades' overbearing yet gentle offensive.By the time he reacted, Hades' slender fingers had already penetrated deeply.

Just as Hephaestus was about to curse, Hades' other hand began to fiddle with his avatar vigorously, aggressively attacking his mouth.The moment Hades stepped forward to enter, Hephaestus bit Hades' shoulder, biting hard, and the smell of blood in his mouth increased his pleasure.Enduring every collision from Hades, Hephaestus was completely drawn into lust by the other party, his brain was emptied in an instant, he didn't think about anything, and he didn't ask anything.It's just a complete sinking of body and mind, enjoying this hearty sex that only belongs to each other.

Afterwards, it took a long time for Hephaestus to remember to ask Hades why he was wearing the pair of Ultraman underwear he bought, and Hades' answer was another story.