[Greek Mythology] The Ugly God's Counterattack

A simple little trick, if there are no accidents, Poseidon's plan might be successful.It's just that he missed one point, that is, Hephaestus is immune to drugs.

If he guessed correctly, Poseidon planned to make him and Aphrodite unconscious, and then sent Povinis to take the opportunity to rob Aphrodite and take her to a certain palace, and then he himself wanted to kill Aphrodite. On the grounds of visiting the palace, Zeus was led to Aphrodite, and at the same time, Amphitrite, the queen of the sea, brought Hera.With Zeus's lustful character, he never refuses the beauties. Hera sees that it is absolutely a big scene, and the husband has an affair with his son's wife.In this way, the Olympus Mountain will be lively for a while, even if it can only cause some small troubles, Poseidon is happy to see it.

But if you think about it carefully, Poseidon's plan is actually full of uncertain factors.Leaving aside whether he will be in a coma or not, just take Zeus as an example. Although this god king is lustful, he is sober, has his own thinking, and his conceited character makes him regard other people or gods as a pastime when he is bored. The God of Beauty who has lost interest, Zeus is naturally not interested.What's more, Ares, the god of war, and Hades, who followed him to make a soy sauce, also entered in the middle of the game.There is no doubt that Poseidon's plan failed this time.

He quickly figured out the cause and effect of the matter, but Hephaestus did not intend to expose Poseidon, not to mention whether Zeus knew Poseidon's purpose and whether he would believe what he said, anyway, he didn't want to get involved.

As for Poseidon's scheme against him, he has plenty of time to get it back.Thinking of this, Hephaestus simply expressed his intention to leave, then picked up Aphrodite who was still in a coma, and said to Poseidon: "Aphrodite needs a soft sheet now. bed, I think she is thanking you for the blessing in the necklace in her dream."

Satisfied to see Poseidon's body stiff for a moment, Hephaestus smiled slightly, and carried Aphrodite back to the palace.

Hades stared straight at his back, until he could not see the figure at all, then turned and prepared to leave.

"Brother seems to be very interested in Hephaestus."

Zeus stopped him and said tentatively, "You're not thinking of Hephaestus, are you?"

Hades turned around and said lightly, "I want to pursue him."

Zeus's face froze, and before he could digest the words, Hades had already left, leaving him and the surprised Hera, Poseidon and Amphitrite.

the other side.

Hephaestus returned to the palace with Aphrodite in his arms, and unexpectedly saw two familiar figures.

Dionysus and Hermes, what are they doing here?

It seems that I have been waiting for a long time.

Ganqing, these gods are all very idle, they don't go back to their residences in the middle of the night, and come to him to join in the fun.

When Dionysus saw Hephaestus come back, he raised a bright smile on his face, shook the flagon in his hand, and said to him: "You are finally back, this is my latest brewed wine, try it ?”

"Okay," Hephaestus also smiled, and after putting Aphrodite on the bed, he walked up to Hermes and sat down, took the wine glass handed over by Dionysus, and drank it down .

"How is it?" Dionysus asked hastily.

"Not bad," Hephaestus replied, turning his head to look at Hermes beside him: "You came to ask me to drink?"

"That's right, don't you like drinking very much?" Hermes smiled. "Dionysus said that he made good wine, so I will bring him to find you."

While Hermes was speaking, Dionysus refilled Hephaestus with wine, "Drink more, good wine will make us happy."

Naturally, Hephaestus would not refuse good wine, and it is not bad to drink at this time.Thinking of this, Hephaestus raised his head and drank another glass of wine.

Dionysus blinked narrowly at Hermes, picked up the glass and drank the wine, and then began to tell anecdotes.

The anecdotes and anecdotes that Dionysus tells are about the pleasure some men and women in the human world get after drinking, or how people are intoxicated and fascinated by the nectar he brews that can forget the troubles of the world.

Hephaestus dragged his cheeks and looked at Dionysus, who was beaming with joy, and the origin of the name of the God of Dionysus in Greek mythology came to his mind.

Dionysus means "the lame man".

Zeus fell in love with his mother Semele, and Hera urged Semele to see Zeus' real body because of jealousy.Zeus showed the original form of Thor, but Semele was burned to death in the thunder fire. Zeus rescued the baby Dionysus, who was not yet a month old, and sewed him in his thigh, because Zeus walked like a baby when he was in Zeus's thigh. Lame, hence the name.

Hermes saw Hephaestus staring at Dionysus without speaking, so he asked, "What are you thinking?"

"It's nothing." Hephaestus smiled, "This scene is very similar to the one in the Cave of Mount Aitona."

"Well," Hermes laughed as he thought of how Dionysus lost and left with the empty flagon in his arms.

A place where the God of Dionysus is present will never make people feel decadent. As the god of carnival, Dionysus is very good at mobilizing the atmosphere.He subtly felt that Hermes was slightly different when facing Hephaestus, so he deliberately said that Hermes often peeped at other gods regardless of the occasion, which led to some interesting things happening.

Hermes had black lines on his face, but Hephaestus listened with great interest.Before you know it, the day has covered the night, and another morning comes quietly.

Dionysus looked out the window, blinked triumphantly at Hermes, and then left contentedly with bottles of empty wine jugs in his arms.

Hermes looked at Aphrodite on the bed, then turned his gaze to the bright sky outside the window, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, he said to Hephaestus, "I should go too," and left after speaking .

Hephaestus looked at Hermes' back, smiled slightly, then turned and walked to the bed, Aphrodite was still asleep at this time.

The beautiful and delicate facial features seem to have gathered all the advantages, the fair and transparent skin is so tender that water can be squeezed out, the golden hair is slightly curly, scattered on the pillow, with a charming style.

She is as beautiful as jade, and no one can't help being moved, but Hephaestus is thinking about how long Aphrodite will be comatose.It stands to reason that in order to make the plan more reasonable, Poseidon should not make Aphrodite unconscious for too long, but now that the whole night has passed, she is still sleeping, it shouldn't be!Hephaestus touched his chin, a little puzzled.

Little did they know that Aphrodite was running desperately in her dream at this time, as if there was a brave beast chasing after her.

She ran desperately, ran, panting and sweating like rain, but the front seemed endless, endless.

In the sky behind Aphrodite, a handsome young man waved his wings, holding a bouquet of poppies and a horn in his hand, looking at Aphrodite running hard below, smiling happily.

The reason for all this can be traced back to last night after Hades returned to the underworld...

When Hades returned to the underworld, the back of Hephaestus holding Aphrodite always echoed in his mind from time to time. Even Hypnos, who was always nervous, could feel their greatness. His Majesty Pluto is in a bad mood.

Not wanting to offend Hades, Hypnos was about to leave quietly, but Hades stopped him.

"Is Your Highness okay?" Hypnos lowered his head and asked cautiously.

Hades thought for a while and said, "Go let Aphrodite sleep longer, preferably until tomorrow morning."

"Huh?" Hypnos was about to ask why, but after being glared at by Thanatos, he quickly responded, "Yes, well, Your Majesty, I'll go now."

In this way, there was the scene just now.

Later, it took a long time for Hypnos to know that this was the careful thought of their great Majesty Hades, and the purpose was to prevent Aphrodite and Hephaestus from having a loving union...

Not to mention that Hades and Hermes have the same starting point, in fact, even if they don't do this, Hephaestus will not be like Aphrodite.As long as he thinks that Aphrodite evolved from the genital tube of the god Uronus, he feels a little strange, even though these are all unproven legends.

Seeing that Aphrodite was not about to wake up, Hephaestus sat on a chair beside him in a daze.Should he have completed the task?Thinking this way, he was about to ask Huo Qilin, when Huo Qilin suddenly came out of the space of consciousness.

With fiery red fur, strong limbs, and the size of an adult cheetah, it exudes the strength and arrogance that only belong to unicorns.

Hephaestus was startled, "Can you come out?"

"I couldn't before, but now I can," Huo Qilin looked at him, "My ability will improve as your ability improves. Now you are much stronger than when you first came here."

Hephaestus pursed his lips and was about to say something when Huo Qilin said again: "I will sleep for a while, during this period, you can figure out what to do."

"The system will also fall asleep?" Hephaestus obviously didn't believe it.

Huo Qilin was stunned, and a strange look flashed in his eyes: "For some reason, I must sleep now."

"Okay," Hephaestus shrugged, and asked casually, "How long do you want to sleep?"

Huo Qilin shook his head: "I don't know"

Hephaestus' face darkened: "Then what about my counterattack? The promised counterattack succeeded and let me go home!"

"It doesn't matter if I'm asleep or not, as long as you succeed in the counterattack, you can go back. You can figure out what to do." After Huo Qilin finished speaking, he disappeared in place.

Hephaestus tried to call Huo Qilin's name, but there was no response from the other party. He wanted to enter the consciousness space, but found that he couldn't.Grass!Hephaestus couldn't help cursing secretly, he had never seen such a willful system!

The sudden disappearance of the fire unicorn made him feel very depressed. Seeing Aphrodite on the bed made him even more angry. If he had known that he would not have married Aphrodite!What must maintain the general direction of the plot!Vulcan is wearing clothes, but also maintain a fart!

The more Hephaestus thought about it, the more angry he became, but at this moment a waiter suddenly came outside and called his name with anxiety in his voice.

"What is it!" Hephaestus yelled.

The waiter hurriedly replied: "His Majesty the God King, please go over immediately, the matter is urgent, and His Highness Vulcan please go over immediately!"