If I were you

When Wu Fan woke up, he found that he was looking in the mirror in the bathroom.

Wu Fan was stunned for a moment, and tried to move, but in vain.

"What's the situation?" Wu Fan asked angrily, but found that the voice didn't come from his mouth, but seemed to come from the depths of his soul, directly imprinted in his mind.

"I don't know, I'm bored while you're sleeping, so I just think about things in a daze. Around twelve o'clock, I somehow found that I could move. I told you that you wouldn't wake up, so I just wandered around by myself. " An Qing answered while combing her hair.

"...So, I lost the initiative of my own body again?" Wu Fan was angry, gnashing his teeth, but there was nothing he could do.

"From a practical point of view, I think so." An Qing replied sincerely.

"Forget it." Wu Fan accepted his fate. He is now being played by God, and it is useless to struggle any more. Thinking of what An Qing said just now that she only found out that she could move around twelve o'clock, she couldn't help asking curiously: " What time is it now?"

"About 12:30, I didn't look carefully." An Qing answered absent-mindedly.

"By the way, what have you been doing for half an hour?" Seeing An Qing not forgetting to stare at the mirror even when she was answering a question, Wu Fan was very puzzled.

"Look in the mirror." An Qing flipped her bangs and replied casually.

"...Don't tell me you've been looking in the mirror for half an hour!" Wu Fan couldn't help but startled.

"No, I went to the bathroom first, and then I looked in the mirror." An Qing replied solemnly.

"What's the difference? What are you looking at in the mirror all the time for?!" Wu Fan said frantically.

"It's the first time I've seen such a beautiful face in my life. Of course I have to study it carefully." An Qing said, turning her face to the side, and winking at Wu Fan in the mirror.

"...Thank you for the compliment." Wu Fan really didn't know how to answer, so he could only reply a little bit hard, but then he realized something was wrong: "Wait a minute, what did you say? You go to the bathroom Already?!"

"Nonsense, you can still hold it if you don't go to the toilet." An Qing rolled her eyes at the person in the mirror, and then complained: "Speaking of which, you boys are really troublesome. When you get a tuba, you feel uncomfortable putting the thing in front of you. Why do men have to grow such a thing? Don't you feel panicked?"

Wu Fan collapsed instantly: "I beg you to blush a little when you say this, okay sister?!"

"Still blushing?" An Qing sneered: "I have already broken through the limit of blushing in my life during the whole process of being a plus size. In a sense, it’s also under my control, I’ll see it sooner or later, it’s good to die early and get used to it sooner.”

"What you said, why do you seem to believe that you will live in my body for a long time?" Wu Fan actually prayed to God in his heart to let this disaster go away.

"Of course I can't confirm it, but it's a possibility, and it seems to be the biggest possibility at the moment." An Qing said indifferently.

"...Forget it, I'm afraid of you, let's discuss why our positions are switched again." Wu Fan changed the topic in failure.

"I think it might have something to do with time." Facts have proved that An Qing's half an hour was not wasted, and she still seriously thought about her life: "Look, I put it on you at about twelve noon yesterday. , Last night at about twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, you got the sovereignty of the body, and today at about twelve o'clock at noon, I can use this body again, maybe twelve o'clock is a medium."

Wu Fan thought about it carefully, and then he was sad: "If this theory is true, our 24 hours a day is exactly divided into two parts, every twelve hours, and the twelve hours that belonged to me last time... Almost all fell asleep by myself?!"

An Qing nodded silently: "My condolences."

"...I'm definitely a murderer recently!" Wu Fan was wronged, and his voice became weak and pitiful.

Listening to the voice, An Qing looked at the handsome face in the mirror, and cooperatively made a cute emoji of being bullied, so An Qing was successfully turned over by the emoji she made.

"Ah, hey...you don't want to use my face to make these strange expressions..." Wu Fan really couldn't stand the bad taste of a certain woman.

"Okay, okay." An Qing replied like a dog's leg, but kept her eyes on the mirror, her mouth puffed up again, and she poked at the mirror.

Wu Fan really wanted to cover his face with his hands, but unfortunately he had more energy than he could, so he could only keep urging: "Go, go, the mirror has plenty of time to take pictures. Didn't you notice that my stomach is protesting that it's hungry?!"

An Qing touched her stomach when she heard the words, and it was indeed a grunt.An Qing had no choice but to reluctantly leave the bathroom and walk towards the direction of the kitchen in her memory.

"I said, why is your refrigerator cleaner than your face?" An Qing looked at the empty refrigerator, with three parallel black lines hanging on her forehead.

"Ahem, actually there is still something in the refrigerator." Wu Fan coughed twice in embarrassment, a little embarrassed.

An Qing looked around twice hesitantly, then slowly opened the bottom drawer, and finally saw what Wu Fan said.

"...What is this?" An Qing couldn't understand the Korean on it at all, but looking at the pattern on the package, An Qing asked hesitantly, "Is this for drinking?"

Wu Fan looked at the direction that An Qing's right hand was pointing at. The picture was made of a bowl of mushy things. Wu Fan almost choked on An Qing's words, provided that his soul could secrete saliva: "That, Qingqing Ah, this is a mask..."

"..." An Qing looked at the bags of things in her hands, feeling like a bolt from the blue.No matter how dull An Qing was, she was embarrassed at the moment, and could only growl to cover up her mistake: "That is to say, there is nothing to eat in your big refrigerator?!"

"I remember there seemed to be a few bags of ramen on the balcony. I wonder if they had eaten them..." Wu Fan said weakly knowing that An Qing was on the verge of going berserk.

So An Qing searched the entire balcony, only to find half a bag of miserable ramen.

This time Wu Fan was also silent. After a long while, Wu Fan sighed and said, "It seems that we can only search for it..."

Following Wu Fan's command, An Qing successfully seized N pieces of trophies in the rooms of other teammates.

In the end, An Qing sat in her room, eating ham sandwiches, drinking milk, grabbing a few potato chips from time to time, and eating a few chicken chops by the way. Although none of them were serious foods, they were still better than nothing.

"Don't forget to destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces. Hanhan's is okay. I coaxed him and passed away. Tao is also easy to handle. Just let him chase him for two laps. Xingxing is the most difficult thing to do. I just yesterday Take the lead and snatch all the biscuits brought to him by his aunt, if he finds out about this again today, it will not be as simple as a mere guitar sound..." Wu Fan exhorted sadly.

"You thief is too substandard, right?" An Qing couldn't help but feel ashamed.

"You don't understand, they are all my ancestors." Wu Fan complained with snot and tears: "I have to be coaxed and served every day."

"I've never seen a guy who robs our ancestors for food." An Qing complained mercilessly.

"It's different..." Wu Fan weakly argued.

"But I found out that you really like to call people's words." An Qing repeated Wu Fan's previous address as she spoke: "Hanhan, Xingxing... hey, when your name is Luhanhanhan, you won't Got goosebumps all over the place?"

"It's okay." Wu Fan was very calm: "And don't you think it sounds nice?"

"..." The corners of An Qing's mouth twitched twice: "Okay, you won... I have another question, did Luhan not get goosebumps when he heard you say that?"

"I haven't noticed it. Even if he wasn't used to it before, he probably is used to it now... Anyway, names are for calling, so why bother so much?" Wu Fan didn't care at all.

"...Forget it." An Qing was completely defeated: "Anyway, if you are idle, you are idle. You can give me a science introduction about your team. It will be bad if I use your body to make a joke."

"Are we exo?" Wu Fan thought for a while, and signaled Anqing to eat quickly: "Turn on the computer later, I'll find some videos or something to give you an intuitive impression. In fact, if you want to understand exo, you can go from many directions Let me start, but as the captain, Mianmian is the first person I have to mention."

"Mianmian?" An Qing was at a loss, obviously she had already learned about people's names and nicknames from some pictures yesterday, but after one night, she had almost forgotten what should have been forgotten. At this time, she really has no idea about the word Mianmian impression.

"It seems that you need to memorize a lot..." Wu Fan could feel An Qing's expression now, and couldn't help sighing.