If I were you

When returning to the dormitory, Zhang Yixing, who was in the same dormitory, obviously found that Wu Fan seemed to be in a particularly good mood today.

Fortunately, Huang Zitao jumped in and before he could speak, Wu Fan went out with a towel in his arms.

Bewitched?Zhang Yixing scratched his head, wondering if today is a special day?

So, after waiting for a long time, when Zhang Yixing, who was the last one to take a shower, returned from the bathroom, he found that Wu Fan was neither sleeping nor playing on the computer, but was lying under the quilt and talking on the phone with his earphones on.

You must know that Wu Fan rarely talks with others on the phone, especially at this time Wu Fan still uses Chinese. In Zhang Yixing's impression, Wu Fan has only a handful of Chinese friends, so this discovery made Zhang Yixing even more surprised .

Oh, wait a minute, since it's Chinese... I understand it!Zhang Yixing's eyes lit up, he seemed to pass by Wu Fan unintentionally, and sat next to Wu Fan with his mobile phone in his hand.

"...Yeah, the follow-up is coming out, I'm filming the follow-up these days... yes, it's growl..." Wu Fan was explaining today's itinerary to An Qing, when he felt someone sitting next to him, he couldn't help but say with a little disgust: "Can you wipe your hair? It's all dripping on my sheets!"

Zhang Yixing tossed his hair innocently, covered the bath towel, and took advantage of the opportunity to rub against Wu Fan.Listening to the tone of Wu Fan's chat, the identity of the other party is worthy of attention.

Zhang Yixing knew almost all of Wu Fan's Chinese friends, and most of them were also his friends, so Zhang Yixing became even more curious about the identity on the other end of the phone.

"Ah, I didn't mention you, yes, I said Xingxing..." Wu Fan said, covering Zhang Yixing's head with one hand, and ravaged Zhang Yixing fiercely through the bath towel: "It's so wet, I didn't even wipe it off at all. , you are not afraid of catching a cold!"

"Summer... no..." Zhang Yixing muttered in a low voice, thinking that the other party must be someone he knew, otherwise Wu Fan couldn't have said it so casually!But who is it?

At this moment, Zhang Yixing heard a strange woman's mocking voice intermittently coming from the earphone next to him: "You still have the nerve to talk about others, you think everyone is you, the small colds keep coming, and the big colds stop!"

"Hey, that's too exaggerated. Is my physique so weak?" Wu Fan sighed helplessly.

"Oh, not weak..." The woman laughed louder and louder: "I remember when we first met, someone had a fever of forty degrees! Forty degrees!"

Not to be outdone, Wu Fan retorted: "It's as if you don't have a fever. Didn't you have a fever of forty degrees? Forty degrees!"

"Can it be the same, you are a man and I am a woman!" The voice on the other end of the phone became more and more annoyed, and Wu Fan was delighted to hear it.

"So you're a woman. I always thought you were a man." Wu Fan couldn't stop laughing when he said this, and the laughter overflowed, almost making the person opposite him furious.

The more Zhang Yixing listened, the more something was wrong. It is rare for Wu Fan to bicker with women so viciously. In his impression, Wu Fan would only do this when facing An Qing, but An Qing has disappeared. Who is this woman?Zhang Yixing always felt that he should know her, but he didn't remember knowing such a woman...

Wait, An Qing?

Zhang Yixing turned his head with a swipe, because of too much force, the bath towel on his head was thrown aside gracefully, and his two paws grabbed Wu Fan's arm desperately, the excitement was beyond words.

"What are you doing, you scared me!" Wu Fan shrank back, and explained to the person on the phone by the way: "I mean Xingxing, who suddenly grabbed me, and kept staring and staring at me. Oh... Hey, quickly pick up the bath towel! Water is dripping from your head... Hurry up and go back to your own bed! My bed is already wet by you!"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's Qingqing, Sister Qingqing? Is it Sister Qingqing?" Zhang Yixing ignored Wu Fan, just shaking desperately, Wu Fan was going crazy.

"It's me, Xingxing!" An Qing on the other end of the phone naturally heard Zhang Yixing's question, and quickly said softly.

"Qingqing, why are you like this, you are so gentle when you talk to him, and it's like I owe you money when you talk to me..." Wu Fan curled his lips in dissatisfaction, it was too bullying.

"Xingxing is a good brother, aren't you?" An Qing snorted sarcastically.

Wu Fan was speechless for a moment, holding his breath in his throat and unable to get it out.

On the other hand, Zhang Yixing, who was beside him, heard An Qing's vague response, and immediately snatched an earphone from Wu Fan's ear, then lay on Wu Fan's chest and greeted An Qing to the microphone on his chest: "Sister Qingqing! Yes! Didn't you? Didn't you disappear? "

"I disappeared, but I returned to my body!" An Qing replied with a smile when she heard Zhang Yixing's question.

"Oh my God, it's really Sister Qingqing... Is this my sister's own voice? It sounds so good!" Zhang Yixing was really relieved after learning about An Qing's current situation.

"It's my voice, ah, I can finally talk to you with my own voice..." An Qing said with emotion.

Wu Fan, who was gorgeously ignored by the two, was beside him with a gloomy face, it was obvious that he was unhappy and not close to strangers, but unfortunately no one paid any attention to him.

So Wu Fan broke out decisively, snatched the earphones from Zhang Yixing's ears, and kicked Zhang Yixing who was lying on him out of the bed with his hands and feet: "Zhang Yixing, don't dry your hair and don't get on my bed! My clothes are wet Already!"

Aggrieved, Zhang Yixing got up and walked towards his bed with his notebook in his arms: "Obviously you are jealous, but you still blamed your brother!"

Wu Fan suddenly burst into a burst of anger, never seen such an angry person!Seeing Zhang Yixing's distasteful look, Wu Fan didn't pay attention to the occasion, and said without hesitation: "You know that a friend's wife can't be bullied, but you still bully, and if I don't blame you, who do you blame?!"

Zhang Yixing shook his head in embarrassment and said, "I only know that friends' wives are welcome... Hey, wait, when did Sister Qingqing become your wife? When did you two figure it out?"

As soon as Wu Fan said that, he knew that he might be joking too much. Before he could explain, he heard the familiar beeping sound coming from his ear.

Another busy tone!

Hang up on me again!

Wu Fan silently pulled off the earphones, gearing up.

"Uh... Brother Fan, what's the matter?" Zhang Yixing had a premonition that my life was over when he saw Wu Fan's posture, so he hid behind the bed with his wet head in his arms.

It's a pity that he still can't hide from the long-armed and long-legged captain.

Wu Fan was overwhelmed by the top of the mountain, shouting "I'll let you down!" while using his trump card.

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