If I were you

"Yeah~ We hugged each other tightly at the moment of birth, but we started to… oh, oh, again..." An Qing put down her right hand that was acting as a microphone in frustration, staring fixedly at the lyrics in her left hand, as if It's like being able to stare out a hole.

"The key point is to speak clearly. You are always ambiguous, which is not acceptable." Wu Fan said with a headache: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, I am mainly responsible for English rap, and the speed of English can be faster!"

"English..." An Qing said like a bolt from the blue, "I am a Chinese teacher, and I am a deadly enemy with English!"

"There is also Cantonese, you have to practice it." Wu Fan continued as if he had never heard of it, "I am from Guangzhou. I usually communicate with fans in Cantonese when I go to Guangzhou and other places where Cantonese is mainly spoken."

"...I am a Chinese teacher, dialect is my natural enemy..." An Qing wanted to cry: "If I am kidnapped by dialect, how should I teach my students?"

"This is not the scope of my concern." Wu Fan said innocently.

"Woooo...I want to go home...I don't want to learn...I want to go home..." An Qing howled dryly, wiped the saliva under her eyes, and then looked at the small mirror standing beside the bed play self pity.

"...Qingqing." Wu Fan's tone was full of helplessness: "Can you stop making these strange expressions with my face? Even if you do, it won't change the result of the practice."

"I've worked so hard for you, why don't I be allowed to be the emoticon emperor?" An Qing roared unrelentingly: "I don't care, I don't care, this face is mine now, you are not allowed to command me! I can't let this face go. My face is paralyzed and I am acting handsome, I want to effectively use the resources bestowed by God!"

"What's all this mess?" Wu Fan looked at the angry face in the mirror, feeling extremely entangled.

An Qing pinched her smooth cheeks left and right with both hands, ate the tofu hard, and then clenched her right fist to her mouth solemnly: "yeah~ we hugged each other tightly at the moment of birth~ but we began to get used to and alienated from each other. The world of people~”

Wu Fan twitched twice at someone's ability to change the subject in a second, but still commented: "This time there is nothing wrong."

"What kind of lyrics are these?" An Qing complained expressionlessly: "We were not one when we were born. We became one inexplicably two days ago, and even if we want to change back to a world of one person."

"Eh..." Wu Fan was at a loss for words, what should he say?

"Also, there is a language problem in this sentence." An Qing looked seriously at the beautiful boy in the mirror and said: "We are Chinese, Chinese people should speak in the order of time, place, characters and events, and put the time and place behind the event. It is the way foreigners speak, such as this sentence, according to the Chinese sequence, it should be, at the moment of birth, we embraced as one."

"Ah?" Wu Fan's brain was a little dull, and he didn't react at all.

"And if you talk about it separately, it will actually give people a weird feeling. Why do we feel weird? It's because of language problems." An Qing spoke in a melodious manner, pointing with her hands unconsciously: "Look , let’s expand the sentence. In this way, at the moment of birth, we hug tightly to form a whole. It’s not right to just look at the following sentences. Two consecutive predicates will be a bit compact. Let’s expand it again, and we hug tightly. , we become a whole. Here, we need to add a conjunction to make the sentence more fluent. What word is more appropriate here? It can be used for yes. But just to say that it becomes a whole is just a spoken word. In writing, We can properly add a word after becoming. When read together in this way, at the moment of birth, we hugged tightly, so we became a whole. At this time, in this sentence, just say "we hug tightly" It will become very blunt. We can polish it to become, we hug each other tightly, or change another word, we hug each other tightly. Be careful when changing words, try not to change the meaning of the whole sentence, We need to polish the language on the basis of the original."

"...What the hell are you doing..." Wu Fan was dumbfounded.

"Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and we need to learn a lot." An Qing pointed at the lyrics in the typed manuscript with disgust as she spoke: "I don't know who filled in your lyrics. I don't need to write the lyrics too standard. I can I understand, but this is too non-standard, right? I can pick out a bunch of grammatical mistakes in every sentence!"

"...Don't worry about these details, right?" Wu Fan muttered in a low voice, "I think it's okay, the general meaning is very clear..."

"Details determine success or failure." An Qing emphasized: "Nowadays Chinese people learn foreign languages ​​without explaining their mother tongue. This is a wrong behavior. Obviously mother tongue is more important, but English is more important than Chinese in schools. , This is putting the cart before the horse. You can’t even speak your mother tongue well, what kind of Chinese are you? Is the Chinese history as long as those foreigners can compare? As early as ten thousand years ago, our ancestors began to use the tortoise bone engraved symbols, 5000 years The ancient pottery inscriptions and the oracle bone inscriptions 3000 years ago, our ancestors relied on generation after generation of efforts, since the day Cangjie created characters, it was doomed that Chinese characters should be brilliant. Therefore, not only written language, but also our What needs to be learned should be writing more, and every horizontal and vertical line needs to be practiced with heart."

"Ahem... I... I'm good at writing..." Wu Fan listened to these long speeches, expressing that he was a little dizzy.

"Are you sure?" An Qing squinted at the person in the mirror.

"...Okay, I will practice..." Wu Fan whispered silently.

Only then An Qing nodded in satisfaction, and finally came to a conclusion: "So, English, Korean, Cantonese, these are not the point, we want to develop Mandarin, and one day, we want people all over the world to be able to speak Chinese Putonghua is proud! This is what I said to my students on the first day as a Chinese teacher."

After pondering for a long time, Wu Fan finally understood what An Qing meant. He sighed deeply, and his tone was slightly turbulent: "Even if you say so, next, we will focus on Korean, English and Cantonese... the part in history After practicing, let's start bimonthly... Well, it's such a happy decision."

"...Have you grasped the point?!" An Qing went crazy.

"There are important points, these are the important points." Wu Fan remained calm.

"I want to tell you that Chinese is the mainstream, and we don't need to learn other things!" An Qing patiently explained.

"Well, I know." Wu Fan said slowly: "I advise you to memorize the part from Shuangyue well. In the stage version of Shuangyue, I sing in English."

"..." Looking at the printed lyrics, An Qing felt that she had said so much for nothing.

Little did he know that Wu Yifan was still thinking silently in his heart, do Chinese have so many sayings?