The internet is a piece of crap

The few people in the background were all stunned the moment they saw Mama Wu.

"Hey, that's Wu Fan's mother, right?" Lu Han poked his best friend uncertainly.

"If... I'm not mistaken..." Zhang Yixing nodded hesitantly, "It should be."

"I'll go, it's too much of a coincidence." Huang Zitao stretched his neck and leaned over with a gossipy face: "I don't know how things will turn out."

Jin Zhongda and Jin Minshuo only understood the general idea, but it was probably enough for them to digest.

"I thought it was an illusion, but it really is." Jin Minshuo said with emotion.

"Brother Kris's mother is so handsome." Jin Zhongda looked enviously at Wu's mother who completely controlled the entire stage.

"Then who will make gestures and who will guess?" The host finally brought the topic to the main topic.

"I guess?" Wu Fan asked Mama Wu with his eyes.

"I guess you don't understand the gestures, of course you guessed." Wu's mother ran on her son in disgust.

Wu Fan was speechless and burst into tears. Fortunately, Wu's mother didn't have a microphone, otherwise he would be famous all his life...

However, the fact that the fans couldn't hear it didn't mean that the people on stage couldn't hear it. The five background characters covered their faces one by one and couldn't bear to look directly at it.

The division of labor has been set, and in order to catch up with the time, everyone will not be wordy, just stand in their positions and start timing.

Mother Wu took the microphone, although she looked serious on the surface, she still had some expectations in her heart.

【I love you】

Mother Wu glanced at the question board, calmly pointed at herself, pointed at Wu Fan, and drew a heart: "Three words."

Wu Fan instantly understood: "I love you?"

Mama Wu nodded in satisfaction: "Well, good boy."

As soon as the word "good" was uttered, the screams from the fans below almost lifted the roof of the canopy, Wu Fan held his forehead dumbfounded, Mom, can you keep your bad taste at home and not bring it out to embarrass yourself?

Mother Wu said that she really just said this sentence along the way.However, relying on her super strong psychological quality, Mama Wu ignored the scream that was comparable to the volume of the microphone, and moved on to the next question.

【Cheat father】

Mama Wu understood it with just one glance: "Two words, when a person does something that tests the psychological quality of others, it is a sentence that other people will want to say... especially when a father says it to his son. would be more meaningful."

Wu Fan froze for a moment, almost burst into tears, Mom, I can't understand what you said so profoundly!

Seeing her son stunned, Mother Wu sighed in her heart, son, mom was wrong and overestimated you: "For example, when you want to buy a brand-name coat but don't have enough money in your pocket..."

Wu Fan instantly remembered his father's face, and the words that his father said to him the most... "Are you cheating?"

"Two words." Mother Wu reminded.

"Crap?" As soon as Wu Fan said that, the fans all laughed.But others thought this was just an example, and only the five children watching the play on the stage could guess that it was not just an example.

"Haha, the captain's father is so pitiful." Huang Zitao almost burst out laughing, lying on Jin Zhongda's body happily.

The captain cast a threatening look over him, Huang Zitao immediately held back and said that he didn't do anything.

【basketball】

Seeing this word, Mother Wu was stunned for a moment. She remembered that she had little time to spend with her son because she was busy with work. She always felt sorry for her son, so Wu Fan led their school's basketball team to play games outside in the third year of junior high school. She always squeezed out time to watch, and then took pictures of her son galloping on the field at that time, making it one of the most precious memories.

Although she thought a lot in a flash, she knew that she was still in the game, and Mama Wu didn't waste time. She made an extremely non-standard shooting posture with her hands, and then said to Wu Fan: "Two words, you The one I like..."

Although the posture is very awkward, most people would not think of it as a shot, but Wu Fan understands what Wu's mother is doing: "Shooting?"

Mother Wu nodded and shook her head: "What's that thing called?"

Wu Fan let out a long sigh: "Basketball." Then he laughed.

Mother Wu nodded in relief, and exchanged an ambiguous look with Wu Fan. Apparently, Wu Fan also thought of those days of previous competitions, and his mother, who was rarely seen in normal times, was able to persist in watching a game without missing a beat. His competition let him know that his mother loves him very much.

【egg】

Mama Wu stared at the word for a moment: "Well, two words, edible, um..." Mama Wu's eyes fluttered, seeing all kinds of support objects in the audience, she pointed to Duan who was standing next to her. The upright Zhang Yixing said: "Zhang Yixing!"

"Ah?" Wu Fan was at a loss, "Can he eat it?"

"Name, name." Mother Wu reminded.

"Xingxing? Lay? Oh, lay an egg?!" Wu Fan realized while talking: "Eggs!"

"Bingo!" Mama Wu was quite satisfied.

Lu Han almost laughed out loud as he slapped his thigh, Zhang Yixing was still in a daze, only to hear Huang Zitao add in his pure Qingpu: "It's called being shot while lying down."

【sofa】

"What's the name of the first floor to reply to the post?" Mama Wu asked without hesitation when she saw the question board.

"Sofa?" Wu Fan said while maintaining a confused posture.

"His nickname as a veteran diving netizen can't be washed away." An Qing turned her head and said to Mama An with emotion: "But I didn't expect my godmother to be a netizen too. Seeing how she looks like a high-level company executive, I thought she didn't go to post bar forums. what?"

"This is common sense on the Internet. Your mother and I don't visit the post bar forum you mentioned, but I still know what a sofa is." Mother An said with a look of disdain.

"...It's different..." An Qing was speechless. On a certain day in a certain year, Father An heard the Internet meaning of the sofa from a colleague, and came back triumphantly to test An Qing. An Qing said how could she not I know, so An's father was gleefully complained by An's mother...Mom, you obviously only found out during our conversation, okay?

【Folding bed】

When Mama Wu saw this question, the host was already reminding that there were five seconds left.

Mama Wu hurriedly made a folding gesture: "You can sleep, three words, very convenient and practical, just put it aside if you don't need it, it won't get in the way."

Taking advantage of the time when the host said the time was up, Mama Wu took off the microphone and mouthed to Wu Fan: "The one in your room! The blue one!"

"Folding bed!" Wu Fan immediately understood, and said to the host who had announced the end.

The host noticed what Mama Wu said to Wu Fan secretly, but felt that it was not the word folding bed, so she just thought it was Mama Wu who forgot to speak with the microphone, so she didn't take it seriously.

"Kris and Ms. Wu are very good. They guessed six questions correctly." The host greeted Wu Fan and Wu's mother to stand together, looked at the tall man who matched perfectly, and said jokingly: "Look at it this way. I really think it's a good match, if it weren't for Ms. Wu's children, they could have soy sauce, otherwise they could have a sister-brother relationship."

The fans exploded again, and Mama Wu picked up the microphone very calmly: "The relationship between mother and child is about the same."

"No, no, don't do this, even if I agree," Wu Fan pretended to be serious: "Your husband and son can't agree either."

An Qing wanted to cover her face again: "Do they know if this is on stage or not at home..."

The host broke into a cold sweat secretly, is this really a fan?And this captain is also better at making jokes than I imagined, full of variety shows...

"Ahaha, does Ms. Wu have any thoughts about this game?" The host quickly interrupted to change the subject.

"I have a lot of thoughts and feelings, and it's the first time I've played this kind of game in so many years." Mama Wu said calmly, "It's also the first time I've played a game with a child who is about the same age as my son."

"Oh? Didn't Ms. Wu play games with her son?" The host swore that he just asked casually. If he knew that this unintentional question would lead to a hot topic...then he would ask even more .

"It should not be in my memory." Mama Wu glanced at Wu Fan beside her, and Wu Fan's eyes just fell on Mama Wu at this time. Looking at her son who had grown up and matured, Mama Wu couldn't help sighing Tone: "His father and I have always been very busy at work, and we hardly have time to be with him, and he has been running around with us since he was a child, so he always separates from a group of friends just after he met them, and He has a slow personality, and in his memory he played alone. Every time I think about it, I feel sorry for the child. When he was young, he always complained that we didn’t accompany him, but there was no way. Can't get away."

"It's okay, it's okay, my son will understand when he grows up." Seeing that Mama Wu's words were rather sad, the host quickly said.

"Yes, he will mature when he grows up." When Wu's mother said this, she looked relieved: "He has his own ideas, so once he makes a decision, I will support him. Back then he decided to go abroad alone When I was working, although I was reluctant, I let him go."

The host felt that the topic was off topic, but he was about to turn back when he was stopped by Wu Fan's sudden opening.

"You said you supported him, but do you really want him to do this job? Have you ever thought that it would be better for him not to go abroad and stay by your side?" Wu Fan kept his head down when he said this, making people feel uncomfortable. I couldn't see his expression clearly, and only a few people could hear the uneasiness in his heart. This was something he had held back for a long time, and he just asked it out in front of everyone.

"This is what he wants to do, what he likes to do. Of course I hope he can succeed and realize his dream." Wu's mother looked at Wu Fan without blinking, and smiled slightly: "And he is taking one step at a time." He is walking towards his dream step by step, I am really proud of such a great son."

"I don't know what your son is doing now?" The host finally interrupted the conversation, thinking that time is a bit short, so it's best to end this topic as soon as possible.

Mama Wu raised her eyes and kept her head down, looking at the reddish circles around her eyes. Mama Wu was silent for a while, and then her gaze swept to the familiar face in the background.

Lin Xuanjun frowned and watched all the developments. Seeing Mama Wu looking over, he mouthed to Mama Wu: "It's fine if you don't mind."

Mama Wu smiled, since the moment Wu Fan made her debut, she has been mentally prepared, although Wu Fan has been saying that it is best not to let his work disturb her, but Mama Wu really wants to say, son, as long as If it's you, it doesn't count as an interruption.

"My son is a singer who just debuted."

Hearing these words, Wu Fan quickly raised his head and looked at Mama Wu in astonishment, and then looked at the manager in the backstage reflexively.

Seeing Lin Xuanjun nodding, Wu Fan focused his attention on the fans who were once again boiling, and then heard Wu Mama's next words.

"It's been more than half a year since he debuted, and his dream has already taken the most difficult step. I hope he can go on like this forever, and go on with his group." Wu's mother smiled and looked at Wu Fan: "Excuse me At this opportunity, I want to say to him, Mom will always support you, no matter what method you use, Mom is watching you. Son, come on!"

Wu Fan finally couldn't hold it back, he opened his arms and hugged his mother as soon as the tears rolled down. "Mom, thank you."

The rapid development of the plot made everyone stunned, the fans forgot to scream, and the host didn't know what to say.

So, does this count as exposure?An Qing looked at Mother An blankly, then suddenly shivered, and found that the girl beside her was looking at her with extremely eager eyes.

An Qing quickly made a stop gesture before the girl was about to speak: "Don't ask me, I don't know, we just met the leader's mother before entering the venue, I was also at a loss, I also collapsed, I thought She's just an ordinary auntie fan!"

After desperately explaining, An Qing managed to convince the girl that she and Wu's mother met by chance. An Qing breathed a sigh of relief, but began to twitch again. This script...is too unexpected!