hello, my name is kyoka shuiyue
Chapter 16 Extra Speech: Xiaojie's Birthday
Name: あいぜんそうすけ (Aizen Soyousuke)
Roman accent: AizenSousuke
Former Gotei Thirteenth Team · Former Fifth Division Captain
Was Mako Hirako's vice-captain 110 years ago
Height: 186cm
Weight: XNUM X kg
Birthday: June 5 (Gemini)
Birthstone: Diamond (Diamond)
Birthday flower: peony (flower language: always the king of flowers)
Hobbies: reading
Specialty: Calligraphy
Ways to spend vacation: reading, working as a special lecturer (calligraphy) at the Academy of Spiritual Art
Feather color: white green
Favorite food: tofu
Disliked food: hard boiled eggs
The inscription on the title page of Kubo Tairen:
Heart and.Eye ni wa quiet.Limit りなく穏やかな inflammation. (The mind is calm. The eyes are quiet. The fire is extremely stable.)
Today is February 5.
It is also Xiaojie's legendary birthday.
So I got up very early.
But when I woke up very early, I found that Xiaojie was no longer around me.
Hey~ It's rare to want to give him a morning kiss, but he's not here? !
By the way, doesn't he usually wait for me to wake up before getting up?
Secretly searched, and actually accompanied Bengyu in the laboratory again? ! (╯_╰)╭
Uh, you asked about accommodation?
The bastard can't be so straightforward that people will be shy and embarrassed!
but……
We have been together for more than 1000 years, and if we don’t achieve a positive result, am I worthy of the author who has worked so hard so far to maintain at least two updates a day and at most four updates? (Xiao Kong: This pit was dug by Xiao Kong excitedly on New Year's Eve.)
It’s been so long and I can’t abduct Xiaojie. Am I sorry for the readers who have always liked me and supported me?
So, don't think about making jokes about being ambiguous or anything.
Now Xiaojie and I have already bid farewell to the ambiguity and moved towards the bright.
Ahem, sorry, because I always have to answer extra questions, so I am a little off topic.
Today is Xiaojie's birthday, since the first plan fails, I will implement the second plan!
This world is so sad.
It's rare that I abandon my shyness and prepare to devote myself to it. It's a pity that it's obvious that Xiaojie doesn't want to appreciate it.
then...
Huh?Where are the books?
Ah, here it is.
"How a Woman Captures a Man's Heart"
"First: grasp the heart first grasp the stomach: if you want to grasp the other person's heart, you must first grasp the other person's stomach. No matter what you do, as long as it is made with heart, the other person will definitely enjoy your delicious food with gratitude. love..."
good!Then I will prepare breakfast for Xiaojie first!
Steamed tofu, fried tofu, stinky tofu, milk tofu, tofu flower, tofu brain, tofu mixed with spring onions...
Then he happily pulled Xiaojie to the table and looked at him with a smile on his face.
Xiaojie silently looked at the tofu on the table for a long while, then patted my head, "Jingyue is sorry."
"Should be, Xiaojie likes tofu very much! Try it!" Looking at him expectantly, he picked up his chopsticks and took a bite with satisfaction.
Then he closed his eyes for a moment, opened them and said, "Why is there no soup?"
I didn't move.
"What's wrong?" Xiaojie asked.
"Egg tofu soup, potherb tofu soup, tofu claypot wings, tofu straw mushroom and corn soup, tofu seafood soup, tofu grass carp fish head soup, tofu gypsum soup, tofu crab meat cream soup, tofu noodle soup, coconut milk tofu flower, Shrimp and tofu soup, minced tuna tofu soup, tofu straw mushroom and corn soup, coriander and scallion white tofu fish head soup, hot and sour tofu soup, corn tofu soup, Shijiugong tofu soup... Huh~, Xiaojie wants to drink that one species?” Ah, what a long dish name.
Xiaojie raised his eyebrows, "You can do all these?"
"Of course not one!"
"……So……"
"That's why you picked me to read the recipe!"
"..." Xiaojie was moved and fell silent for a moment.
Then he patted my head, looked at the table full of tofu and then at me, "Jingyue, Yin has already invited me to breakfast before."
"What?! That bastard Ichimaru Gin..." I traced the spiritual power and rushed out immediately.
Xiaojie stopped me, "Where is Jingyue going?"
"Xiaojie, you are not allowed to stop me today, I must strip his fox fur!!!"
Bastard, my rare chance to show off! ! !
Ichimaru silver, we two have grown up! ! !
(After Jingyue left, Xiaokong rubbed against Master Aizen: Excuse me, have you really eaten?
Master Aizen gave Xiao Sora a meaningful look, and then handed me a pair of chopsticks: Try it?
Xiao Kong was overwhelmed by flattery: How embarrassing this is...
Lan Da: It doesn't matter, since you have worked so hard to get Jingyue to celebrate my birthday, I can allow you to be unrestrained once.
Xiao Kong nodded sharply, then randomly picked up a piece of tofu and put it in his mouth.I pooh-
Lan Da: This is a rare opportunity, why don't you appreciate it?
Xiaokong: ...
Swallowed with blood and tears.
Water... water... where is the water?
You can eat Lan Da without changing his face, Xiao Kong worships you!
Lan Da: Easy to say. )
In view of the fact that the first step was defeated by the fox's intervention, it has not been successful~~~
So on to the second one...
"Second: Stay slim."
Well, look around, Miss Ben is quite slender, which is qualified!
"Third: Show a charming demeanor, do things with a plan..."
Do things show a charming demeanor if you have a plan?
Uh, it seems that Xiaojie has indeed fascinated countless men and women.
But Xiaojie will plan everything well, don't worry about it, forget it, next one!
"Fourth: Use encouragement instead of demanding. Love is like sand in your hands! The more you try to hold on tightly, the more he wants to escape. If you give him free space and let him fly freely, he may be fine. That's what a man is. 'If a husband is demanding, he'd rather live on an open roof than come home.'”
Uh, I've always been very tolerant towards Xiaojie. I don't know how many people he has had affairs with over the years, but I was generous and didn't care about it once.
(Xiao Kong complained: Yes, because you run away from home every time...)
So this one I did pretty well.
Mmm, very happy!
"Fifth: Be kind to your man's friends and relatives...)"
It's totally fine to treat your loved ones kindly, because Xiao Jie doesn't have any at all.
At least treat his lover well... even harsher than the previous condition...
Miss Ben——
Do, no, come! ! !
But I can do well in normal relationships.
I have done quite well on this point, at least no one in Xuye Palace will say that I am not good.
Well, one more item is met. (Xiao Kong: This is cheating...)
"Sixth: Praise him at all times..."
This is a bit difficult, although I think despicable and shameless Chengfushen is a good language of praise, but Xiaojie doesn’t seem to be very satisfied, so I can’t find Xiaojie who reads too many books and is too demanding as a Chinese. To the words of praise for him ah.
The traditional kindness, kindness and integrity are actually an insult to Xiaojie.
The degree of difficulty is too high, so I decided to give up automatically.
"Seventh: Be feminine..."
Ah, this condition...
Hey, downcast.
Ichimaru Fox said I'm not feminine at all...crying.
Of the seven, I failed to do four. Why is it so difficult to grab a man's heart?
"What are you doing?" Someone hugged her waist from behind suddenly.
The familiar breath made me give up struggling.
"Xiaojie—" she turned around in his arms with a mournful face, and looked at him aggrieved.
"What's wrong? An expression about to cry?" Xiaojie asked gently.
"Woo, Xiaojie, I can't learn how to grasp a man's heart!" I threw myself into his arms, crying loudly.
"..." Xiaojie's body froze, and then he reached out to grab something.
I lifted my head from his arms—
Woohoo, Xiaojie is a villain, he is still in the mood to read when everyone is so sad——
Whoa whoa—
I cried hard.
A soft sigh came from overhead, and the head was lifted.
Looking at Xiaojie's hazy face through his tearful eyes, he couldn't stop the tears.
"Okay, silly girl." Xiao Jie actually chuckled, and then gently wiped away my tears.
"Xiaojie is a bad guy, he scolded me if he saw me crying and didn't comfort me!" I continued to cry with my head down.
"Jingyue——" Xiaojie raised my head patiently again, then suddenly lowered her head and kissed my lips.
I opened my eyes wide--
Xiaojie's face is close in front of his eyes.
Xiaojie closed his eyes and kissed intently.
Xiaojie's eyelashes are so long, and they are also brown.
Xiaojie's strength increased, and I obediently closed my eyes.
After a long time, when we reached the home plate, Xiaojie said: "As long as you are here, it is enough."
I replied in a daze, "Well, Xiaojie, happy birthday!"
................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ………………………………
Ahhh, Xiaokong suddenly wanted to write a warm episode.
So I wrote it carelessly.
The middle question about how to capture a man's heart...
Cough cough, just to clarify, Xiaokong is not professional, if there is something to ask Du Niang, I guarantee everything will be done.
Well, three chapters are updated today.
I don't know if it will be updated tomorrow.
The relative's house I'm going to go to tomorrow seems to be disconnected from the computer.
Xiao Kong will try his best to make more.
Please support Xiao Kong a lot~~~
Roman accent: AizenSousuke
Former Gotei Thirteenth Team · Former Fifth Division Captain
Was Mako Hirako's vice-captain 110 years ago
Height: 186cm
Weight: XNUM X kg
Birthday: June 5 (Gemini)
Birthstone: Diamond (Diamond)
Birthday flower: peony (flower language: always the king of flowers)
Hobbies: reading
Specialty: Calligraphy
Ways to spend vacation: reading, working as a special lecturer (calligraphy) at the Academy of Spiritual Art
Feather color: white green
Favorite food: tofu
Disliked food: hard boiled eggs
The inscription on the title page of Kubo Tairen:
Heart and.Eye ni wa quiet.Limit りなく穏やかな inflammation. (The mind is calm. The eyes are quiet. The fire is extremely stable.)
Today is February 5.
It is also Xiaojie's legendary birthday.
So I got up very early.
But when I woke up very early, I found that Xiaojie was no longer around me.
Hey~ It's rare to want to give him a morning kiss, but he's not here? !
By the way, doesn't he usually wait for me to wake up before getting up?
Secretly searched, and actually accompanied Bengyu in the laboratory again? ! (╯_╰)╭
Uh, you asked about accommodation?
The bastard can't be so straightforward that people will be shy and embarrassed!
but……
We have been together for more than 1000 years, and if we don’t achieve a positive result, am I worthy of the author who has worked so hard so far to maintain at least two updates a day and at most four updates? (Xiao Kong: This pit was dug by Xiao Kong excitedly on New Year's Eve.)
It’s been so long and I can’t abduct Xiaojie. Am I sorry for the readers who have always liked me and supported me?
So, don't think about making jokes about being ambiguous or anything.
Now Xiaojie and I have already bid farewell to the ambiguity and moved towards the bright.
Ahem, sorry, because I always have to answer extra questions, so I am a little off topic.
Today is Xiaojie's birthday, since the first plan fails, I will implement the second plan!
This world is so sad.
It's rare that I abandon my shyness and prepare to devote myself to it. It's a pity that it's obvious that Xiaojie doesn't want to appreciate it.
then...
Huh?Where are the books?
Ah, here it is.
"How a Woman Captures a Man's Heart"
"First: grasp the heart first grasp the stomach: if you want to grasp the other person's heart, you must first grasp the other person's stomach. No matter what you do, as long as it is made with heart, the other person will definitely enjoy your delicious food with gratitude. love..."
good!Then I will prepare breakfast for Xiaojie first!
Steamed tofu, fried tofu, stinky tofu, milk tofu, tofu flower, tofu brain, tofu mixed with spring onions...
Then he happily pulled Xiaojie to the table and looked at him with a smile on his face.
Xiaojie silently looked at the tofu on the table for a long while, then patted my head, "Jingyue is sorry."
"Should be, Xiaojie likes tofu very much! Try it!" Looking at him expectantly, he picked up his chopsticks and took a bite with satisfaction.
Then he closed his eyes for a moment, opened them and said, "Why is there no soup?"
I didn't move.
"What's wrong?" Xiaojie asked.
"Egg tofu soup, potherb tofu soup, tofu claypot wings, tofu straw mushroom and corn soup, tofu seafood soup, tofu grass carp fish head soup, tofu gypsum soup, tofu crab meat cream soup, tofu noodle soup, coconut milk tofu flower, Shrimp and tofu soup, minced tuna tofu soup, tofu straw mushroom and corn soup, coriander and scallion white tofu fish head soup, hot and sour tofu soup, corn tofu soup, Shijiugong tofu soup... Huh~, Xiaojie wants to drink that one species?” Ah, what a long dish name.
Xiaojie raised his eyebrows, "You can do all these?"
"Of course not one!"
"……So……"
"That's why you picked me to read the recipe!"
"..." Xiaojie was moved and fell silent for a moment.
Then he patted my head, looked at the table full of tofu and then at me, "Jingyue, Yin has already invited me to breakfast before."
"What?! That bastard Ichimaru Gin..." I traced the spiritual power and rushed out immediately.
Xiaojie stopped me, "Where is Jingyue going?"
"Xiaojie, you are not allowed to stop me today, I must strip his fox fur!!!"
Bastard, my rare chance to show off! ! !
Ichimaru silver, we two have grown up! ! !
(After Jingyue left, Xiaokong rubbed against Master Aizen: Excuse me, have you really eaten?
Master Aizen gave Xiao Sora a meaningful look, and then handed me a pair of chopsticks: Try it?
Xiao Kong was overwhelmed by flattery: How embarrassing this is...
Lan Da: It doesn't matter, since you have worked so hard to get Jingyue to celebrate my birthday, I can allow you to be unrestrained once.
Xiao Kong nodded sharply, then randomly picked up a piece of tofu and put it in his mouth.I pooh-
Lan Da: This is a rare opportunity, why don't you appreciate it?
Xiaokong: ...
Swallowed with blood and tears.
Water... water... where is the water?
You can eat Lan Da without changing his face, Xiao Kong worships you!
Lan Da: Easy to say. )
In view of the fact that the first step was defeated by the fox's intervention, it has not been successful~~~
So on to the second one...
"Second: Stay slim."
Well, look around, Miss Ben is quite slender, which is qualified!
"Third: Show a charming demeanor, do things with a plan..."
Do things show a charming demeanor if you have a plan?
Uh, it seems that Xiaojie has indeed fascinated countless men and women.
But Xiaojie will plan everything well, don't worry about it, forget it, next one!
"Fourth: Use encouragement instead of demanding. Love is like sand in your hands! The more you try to hold on tightly, the more he wants to escape. If you give him free space and let him fly freely, he may be fine. That's what a man is. 'If a husband is demanding, he'd rather live on an open roof than come home.'”
Uh, I've always been very tolerant towards Xiaojie. I don't know how many people he has had affairs with over the years, but I was generous and didn't care about it once.
(Xiao Kong complained: Yes, because you run away from home every time...)
So this one I did pretty well.
Mmm, very happy!
"Fifth: Be kind to your man's friends and relatives...)"
It's totally fine to treat your loved ones kindly, because Xiao Jie doesn't have any at all.
At least treat his lover well... even harsher than the previous condition...
Miss Ben——
Do, no, come! ! !
But I can do well in normal relationships.
I have done quite well on this point, at least no one in Xuye Palace will say that I am not good.
Well, one more item is met. (Xiao Kong: This is cheating...)
"Sixth: Praise him at all times..."
This is a bit difficult, although I think despicable and shameless Chengfushen is a good language of praise, but Xiaojie doesn’t seem to be very satisfied, so I can’t find Xiaojie who reads too many books and is too demanding as a Chinese. To the words of praise for him ah.
The traditional kindness, kindness and integrity are actually an insult to Xiaojie.
The degree of difficulty is too high, so I decided to give up automatically.
"Seventh: Be feminine..."
Ah, this condition...
Hey, downcast.
Ichimaru Fox said I'm not feminine at all...crying.
Of the seven, I failed to do four. Why is it so difficult to grab a man's heart?
"What are you doing?" Someone hugged her waist from behind suddenly.
The familiar breath made me give up struggling.
"Xiaojie—" she turned around in his arms with a mournful face, and looked at him aggrieved.
"What's wrong? An expression about to cry?" Xiaojie asked gently.
"Woo, Xiaojie, I can't learn how to grasp a man's heart!" I threw myself into his arms, crying loudly.
"..." Xiaojie's body froze, and then he reached out to grab something.
I lifted my head from his arms—
Woohoo, Xiaojie is a villain, he is still in the mood to read when everyone is so sad——
Whoa whoa—
I cried hard.
A soft sigh came from overhead, and the head was lifted.
Looking at Xiaojie's hazy face through his tearful eyes, he couldn't stop the tears.
"Okay, silly girl." Xiao Jie actually chuckled, and then gently wiped away my tears.
"Xiaojie is a bad guy, he scolded me if he saw me crying and didn't comfort me!" I continued to cry with my head down.
"Jingyue——" Xiaojie raised my head patiently again, then suddenly lowered her head and kissed my lips.
I opened my eyes wide--
Xiaojie's face is close in front of his eyes.
Xiaojie closed his eyes and kissed intently.
Xiaojie's eyelashes are so long, and they are also brown.
Xiaojie's strength increased, and I obediently closed my eyes.
After a long time, when we reached the home plate, Xiaojie said: "As long as you are here, it is enough."
I replied in a daze, "Well, Xiaojie, happy birthday!"
................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ………………………………
Ahhh, Xiaokong suddenly wanted to write a warm episode.
So I wrote it carelessly.
The middle question about how to capture a man's heart...
Cough cough, just to clarify, Xiaokong is not professional, if there is something to ask Du Niang, I guarantee everything will be done.
Well, three chapters are updated today.
I don't know if it will be updated tomorrow.
The relative's house I'm going to go to tomorrow seems to be disconnected from the computer.
Xiao Kong will try his best to make more.
Please support Xiao Kong a lot~~~
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