hello, my name is kyoka shuiyue

I usually don't do unkind things.

I will never do anything honest.

But this cannot be the reason for the so-and-so to destroy me on behalf of the moon.

Uh, ok, a little more serious.

It should be said that this cannot be the reason for my punishment.

Xiaojie said that I am more and more fond of acting like a baby.

My answer was to kick Dongxian Heiqiu hard.

Huh?Why kick Dongxian black ball?

Nonsense, kick Shimaru Fox, will he hide well?

Well?Ask me why I didn't kick Xiaojie?

Then lend me your guts first!

And at the same time, sign the life and death certificate and bravely bear the consequences.

Then I'm sure I'll give you a kick.

Well, the main reason is that no matter what I do Xiaojie will not hide.

His usual performance is to let it go without responding or objecting.

Then no matter how long the one-man show is sung, there will be a pause.

Xiaojie's character can be summed up in two words: treacherous!

Well, far away.

Kosuke punished me.

By gagging my mouth and not letting me breathe until I fell down.

And the bad thing is that he fell into the collapsed jade and underwent a second transformation.

Xiaojie said it was his mistake.

I definitely say this is his most beautiful mistake.

Because basically a soul can see me now.

Wishes come true.

The twists and turns in the middle are trivial things, so I deleted it from the hard disk and put it in the recycle bin without hesitation, and finally shook my head and deported it completely.

I want to run away from home.

This is true.

And now the truth has become the truth.

I am in this world.

I want to eat cake.

and so……

"Oh, it doesn't look good for such a lovely lady lying on the window~"

This voice is very pleasant, with a sense of laziness and alienation.

Look back.

zebra? !

No.Zebra stripes are horizontal.

And whether there are green zebras in the world remains to be verified.

Especially this zebra has no concept of seasons.

It's not cool to dangle around with a fan when it's not hot now.

Also, covering the lips and face with a fan is a patented move of noble ladies, please don't pirate it.

There is a lot of talk about cracking down on piracy now.Be careful to be caught by the police and eat prison food.

Unless... this guy is actually a woman who looks like a man?

But the long beard is too masculine.

Wouldn't it be because of this that he was expelled from the house and lived a pitiful life wrapped in a layer of cloth?

so poor.

Because sometimes I am still very caring, so I gave her a sympathetic look and then handed him something that is said to be a real banknote according to Yinzi... Uh, although I think it looks like a Yin banknote no matter how you look at it.

The problem with the name Yinzi is that since he successfully smuggled me into the present world regardless of the previous suspicions, I changed the name in a very righteous way in view of the revolutionary friendship.

"Huh?" The guy pressed his hat and looked at me in surprise.

"Then, it's not your fault that you look like a man. Since you are both women and look like nobles, you can accept this little money!"

She paused, "Oh, it seems that I was misunderstood~sa, the beautiful noble lady, my humble Urahara Kisuke, is a genuine man~"

Ah? !

Kisuke Urahara? !

That Urahara Kisuke who only hears his name but doesn't see him? !

Kisuke Urahara, who was framed by Kosuke and then directly abducted Sifengin's Patriarch Shinigami Shisanban's second team captain with resentment, who shocked the soul world a little bit? !

Kisuke Urahara, who facilitated the mature and accelerated metamorphosis of the woman with facial paralysis? !

Kisuke Urahara, who created the collapsed jade but couldn't destroy it and was incompetent, causing anger and resentment every day? !

Kisuke Urahara who laid a solid foundation for Xiaosuke's progress and generously provided Xiaosuke with available resources? !

That Urahara Kisuke who contributed to the ups and downs and disasters in the past, present and future of the world of souls? !

that……

Uh, ok, sorry, I vomited too much.

Let's get down to business.

"Has your wife climbed the wall?" Otherwise, why wear a cuckold?

Confucius said, learn and learn, if you don't understand, you should ask.

I am a good boy, so I usually listen to the words of the sages.

With a sound of "swipe", the fan was put away, and he pressed down the brim of the hat again.

"Simimasing, I haven't married a wife yet!"

I raised my eyebrows, "If you haven't married a wife yet, the three words 'sorry' should be said to your old lady, this lady can't raise a son as big as you."

"..."

"Well, I didn't expect that the things made in your house here are not very good, but the taste is good." I took a sip of tea comfortably, sighed and wrote my pertinent evaluation.

The person who was shaking the fan on the opposite side froze.

The big man with the mustache who was holding the tray bent down respectfully, "I'm glad you like my workmanship."

I nodded, the craftsmanship is good, but the appearance is a bit hideous.

"Oh hehe, haven't I asked for your name yet?" Urahara Kisuke covered his face with a fan again, and now if it wasn't for the white patch to prove that his face really existed, he would be a veritable faceless man.

"Yeah. My name is Qing の Jingyue." I put down my teacup and sat down on my knees.

The green ones are blue dyed.

Hehe, I'm the best at pretending to be a lady, after all, I've always been fooled by Liu Renruohuo.

"Ao...?" Kisuke Urahara put his fan on his hat, and let me see his serious and deep interest. "I heard that there is an ancient nobleman in the world of corpses and souls, who is older than the four major families today, but he has been keeping a low profile~"

Huh?History gossip?I like.

So I raised my eyebrows cooperatively to express my interest, "Oh? I've never heard of it! Mr. Urahara, please tell me more!"

Xiaojie always only looks at the present and plans for the future, he doesn't care about the past at all.

So it also indirectly led to the objective fact that I am historically illiterate.

"Ah, coincidentally, that nobleman's surname is also Ao~~~"

Hearing this, I immediately changed my face.

It turns out that this guy is also a fox!

And also obscenely hide the nature.

He even asked me about my origin in a different way! ?

Unforgivable!

I am outraged!

Standing up abruptly: "What is Mr. Urahara trying to say? Why can't I understand?"

Kisuke Urahara stared at me for a while, then put his hat down, "Yeah, I'm just talking about historical issues with Ms. Qing, why should you take it seriously?"

I snorted and turned away.

"Oh, Miss Qing, don't you want Guyiku? It's very useful in this world!"

A ruffian's voice came and successfully fixed my figure.

Turning to look at him: "The price."

"Ah, Ms. Qing is too out of touch..."

"I'm sorry, we don't know each other at all!" He gave him a hard look.

"Hi, hi! I'm just more concerned about Miss Yiqing's purpose in this world."

"..."

Stare at him hard!

"Hmm? Is there any problem with Ms. Qing?"

"No," cast a glance at him reluctantly, "I ran away from home! Alright, bring Yiku!"

"..."

Urahara is settled.

Like a meditating monk.

Settled for an hour.

Before my patience ran out he gave me a deep look, then got up—

"Hey! Yike, I've been waiting for an hour!"

Why, do you want to renege on your debt? !

"Hi, hi, please wait a moment, Miss Qing, I will go get it now."

Um?I've been having delusions lately.

Otherwise, why would Kisuke Urahara's voice and back look so sad? !