After the cannon fodder was reborn

With such a big commotion, many fans of Lanshuanghe soon learned that one or two were quite excited.

——Oh my god, how many years has Lanshuanghe been single? !

As fans of mothers, girlfriends, clay sculptures, etc., they have long been distressed and anxious to see Lanshuanghe living alone all these years.

In the early years, they were still a little on guard. Whenever they saw someone approaching with malicious intentions, they secretly speculated whether that person was trying to hook up with the teacher.

Later, people found out sadly that they didn't need to be prepared at all!

No one can get close to the teacher... Lan Shuanghe himself is an emotional insulator, and his life is so monotonous that many people even suspect that he may be born without love.

"Our fans have only one request for his partner." The tone of my girlfriend's phone call sounded very bitter, "Alive, as long as that person is alive."

"..." Cao Lan was stunned by this request, and said speechlessly, "Nonsense, otherwise would he still be dead?"

The best friend was even more indignant: "Maybe the person he likes is dead, or why there is nothing going on in these years. You work beside him, have you ever seen any woman around him, man, man Yes!"

The figure of Wen Anyu appeared in Cao Lan's mind at an inappropriate time, and she said directly, "No."

"Then does Mr. Lan have any dead white moonlight?"

"...Probably not, but even if there are our members, we can't tell that Teacher Lan doesn't tell us about his personal affairs."

The best friend sighed and said, "Did you watch the video I just forwarded to you? I think the person in the video looks a bit like Teacher Lan. Take a look."

Cao Lan clicked into the video as he said, and the video was only a few seconds long, and Cao Lan finished watching it immediately.

She couldn't react a bit, she went in blankly, and re-read it several times.

The best friend urged, "Is the person walking with Caiyu Mr. Lan?"

Cao Lan nodded confidently. After working together for so many years, she is very familiar with Lanshuanghe's figure.Remembering that her girlfriend on the other end of the phone couldn't see her nodding, Cao Lan said again:

"It's him."

"Damn it! It's really him?!" The best friend's voice suddenly rose, her energy was obviously much more excited than before, and she said cautiously: "Why did he and Caiyu go to eat together?"

Cao Lan lowered her volume subconsciously, and said with a wry smile, "You know, there are some things about unicorns that cannot be disclosed, otherwise, no matter how much I contribute, Teacher Lan will not show mercy to me."

The girlfriend naturally knew this, and she didn't want to ask some sensitive things, but she just couldn't help her curiosity and asked: "I just want to know one thing!"

"What is it?"

"Are Teacher Lan and Wen Anyu dating?"

"..."

Cao Lan has been suspicious of the relationship between Wen Anyu and Lanshuanghe for the past few days, but in the entire studio, no one noticed that there was something wrong between them.

She can only secretly doubt it alone.

She has held back for too long!The best friend was on the other end of the phone, and Cao Lan couldn't help but want to speak out her inner guess, but couldn't open her mouth again and again.

The girlfriend's mouth is very strict, but... She still feels that she can't believe it from the bottom of her heart, Lanshuanghe and the word 'love' have nothing to do with each other.

To what extent does it not match?

Even when there was a scandal, everyone's first reaction was to be relieved, which is a bit too poignant.

Cao Lan took a deep breath, and was just about to prepare for the strange things she found these days, but at this moment, her best friend suddenly howled: "No way!"

Cao Lan was startled: "What's wrong?"

The best friend was disappointed and said: "I saw Ding Jiao's Weibo, it turned out that our fans were having fun again."

"???"

After clicking on Weibo, Ding Jiao has already refuted the rumor: "Normal work and dinner, don't make wild guesses."

Cao Lan had 1 doubts in her heart.

Normal work dinner?But Unicorn and Wenshi have a work dinner, how could they not invite her?

And the studio group never said that they would have a dinner together!

Cao Lan hung up her best friend's phone and called Ding Jiao directly: "What happened to the dinner party?"

Ding Jiao was at a loss: "I don't know."

Cao Lan frowned: "You don't know what Weibo you post randomly."

Ding Jiao is serious: "Can you have a concept of crisis response measures? The Internet has started to spread rumors about the teacher and Caiyu indiscriminately. Let's deal with him before the matter becomes serious. Let's refute the rumors first."

Cao Lan was still a little worried: "But you are now dispelling the rumors. If something really happened to them, wouldn't you slap Unicorn Studio in the face?"

"...How could something happen to them?" Ding Jiao's voice was distorted over the phone, but it still didn't prevent his sympathetic tone: "Cao Lan, you might need to go to the hospital to check your brain. "

"..."

Cao Lan rolled her eyes and hung up the phone.

**

After entering the box of the grilled fish shop, both Wen Anyu and Lanshuanghe agreed not to mention the matter at the door.

After a while, two plates of grilled fish were brought to the table.

One plate is steamed and the other plate is roasted spicy.

The waiter enthusiastically introduced: "This steamed dish is called 'Fish You Are Destined'. Speaking of the name of this dish, it is still a beautiful and tragic love story..."

Wen Anyu listened with relish, and was so attracted by the plot development in this story that he forgot to move his chopsticks.

Lanshuanghe looked at the fish with a solemn expression.

After the waiter babbled about a poignant love story, he seemed to have a translator in his mind, which automatically translated it into: "This dish has a lot of fish bones."

"Then what about this plate of fish?" Wen Anyu pointed to the spicy grilled plate, and asked with great interest, "What's the name of this plate of fish?"

The waiter replied: "Perch Jiangxi."

sea ​​bass?Lanshuanghe heaved a sigh of relief, his face was finally not so solemn, the automatic translator in his mind was working at gada gada - this plate has few thorns.

These are just the first two dishes. After the explanation, the waiter left the box and went to the kitchen to urge the dishes.

Lanshuanghe stretched out his chopsticks, with a very clear goal and headed straight to Perch River West.However, just after taking two bites, he put down his chopsticks and drank water silently.

Wen Anyu looked at him glass after glass of water, and also tried to eat a mouthful of Jiangxi perch.

——It’s not spicy.

"If you think it's spicy, eat the steamed dish, it tastes good too."

As he said that, Wen Anyu thoughtfully turned the dining plate, and switched the positions of the steaming plate and the spicy baking plate.

Lanshuanghe: "..."

Wen Anyu was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Lanshuanghe: "It's okay."

Lanshuanghe picked up his chopsticks to save face. Seeing that Wen Anyu on the opposite side was very excited, he pursed his lower lip and took a small piece of fish fillet into his mouth.

- more thorns! ! !

Lanshuanghe took out a piece of paper and quietly spit the fish into the paper.After throwing the ball of paper into the trash can, he got up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Wen Anyu nodded: "Okay."

This trip lasted for more than ten minutes, and the waiter served the dishes again in the middle, bringing some small fish dishes.

Lanshuanghe hasn't come back yet.

Wen Anyu was a little worried, the fish in his mouth didn't taste so good anymore.

He unlocked the phone screen and found Song Chun's WeChat account: "Is it true that Lanshuanghe can't eat spicy food?"

Song Chun should be playing with his mobile phone, and he replied quickly: "Yes."

Wen Anyu: "Then why does he keep drinking water?"

Song Chun: "It may be stuck by a fishbone."

Wen Anyu was stunned for a moment, and sent a message: "Are you telling a British joke now?"

Song Chun: "No, I'm serious. Lanshuanghe has never eaten fish since he was a child."

"allergy?"

"No, I just don't know how to eat."

Wen Anyu couldn't help but leaned back, his eyes swept across the table full of fish.With the last sliver of hope, he asked suffocatingly: "The 'no' you said, how specific is it?"

Song Chun's answer made him even more suffocated:

"Within three mouthfuls, he will be stuck with a fishbone. If you see him drinking water like crazy, there are eight out of ten he got stuck with a fishbone."

Wen Anyu shut down the phone dumbly, so Lanshuanghe left in a hurry just now, is it because he was stuck by a fishbone?

After recovering, he covered his mouth, really surprised.

Unexpectedly, Lanshuanghe doesn't know how to eat fish!

This is too cute, isn't it? In high school, the god of learning who got full marks in all homework exams, actually doesn't even know how to eat fish in private?

"Pfft." Wen Anyu laughed out of embarrassment. After laughing, he suddenly came back to his senses, a little worried: "Oh no, then wouldn't it be too much for him to choose this store?"

He could almost imagine that Lan Shuanghe wanted to refuse very much, but he couldn't refuse easily because he was too well-trained.

Maybe Lanshuanghe's impression of him has plummeted!

Thinking of this, Wen Anyu immediately sat up straight.

No, this time he has to try to turn the tide.

**

Lanshuanghe was not in the bathroom.

He stayed in the escape passage of the grilled fish shop for more than ten minutes, looking at the phone screen with a focused expression as if he was doing some precise scientific research.

A small line of words in the search engine of the mobile phone-teach you a little trick to eat fish.

[If the previous methods are ineffective, then there is a last resort: there are few spines in the fish belly, and you must first spit out the spines on the tip of the tongue before swallowing. 】

It looks so simple.

Why is it so difficult to do.

Lanshuanghe put it away annoyed, and when he returned to the box and sat back in his original position, his eyes were like an enemy.

"Did the food come back just now?"

"Yes." Wen Anyu suppressed a smile, "Would you like to try it?"

"..." Lanshuanghe's whole body showed a static state.

Wen Anyu finally couldn't help laughing, took the chopsticks in his hand, and said, "Wait for me."

Lan Shuanghe looked up at him, a little puzzled.

Wen Anyu picked up the boiling kettle with one hand, lightly poured it on the fish skin on the plate, and then lifted the chopsticks, the fish skin fell off.

Immediately afterwards, he clamped the back and tail of the fish with his chopsticks, and twisted the fish back and forth.Finally, lift the tail of the fish, press the tail of the fish with a fork, and the thick fish bones of the whole fish are separated in the area of ​​"crash". The process is smooth and smooth, and it only takes less than 1 minute.

After removing the fish bones, Wen Anyu picked up the whole fish belly and put it in a small dish, stretched out his hand and pushed it in front of Lanshuanghe, smiling and said, "Eat it quickly."

Just cut the song in the box and played a soothing and melodious Jiangnan minor.The singer's voice is soft, and the lyrics with a dialect accent are swallowed back and forth from time to time. Listening to the lyrics together gives people the illusion of being inexplicably attached to their lover.

Curls of thin smoke linger from the spout of the aromatherapy pot by the door, forming a swirl in mid-air, and then lightly disperse.

Lanshuanghe stared at him intently, as if in a trance.

They sat opposite each other at the dining table, and the distance was extremely close.Looking at people with deep eyebrows and downcast eyes, Lanshuanghe will always give people the illusion that this person is not close to him, but his eyes don't seem to be as cold as usual, and Wen Anyu looks at him, and there is even an illusion.

It's as if, as if Lanshuanghe's eyes can only accommodate himself.

What was he thinking about? !

Wen Anyu's heart beat faster, in order to prevent the people in front of him from seeing it as unnatural, he quickly picked up the chopsticks as if to pick up the fish, and asked, "What's wrong, there is something on my face?"

"No." Lan Shuanghe shook his head.

Wen Anyu felt strange, blushed and said, "Then why do you keep looking at me?"

Lan Shuanghe still looked at him, his voice was deeper than usual: "You...you look so good today."

After the voice fell for a few seconds, there was silence in the box.After a 'click' sound, the chopsticks in Wen Anyu's hand fell directly onto the plate, making a crisp sound.

The sound was like a bell in the morning and a drum in the evening, and it hit his heart at the same time. He opened his lips in surprise, as if he had been stunned.

Looking at each other, the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous.

"..."

Did he just hear wrong?

A blush gradually crept up to Wen Anyu's eyes, and his hands were still holding the chopsticks, trembling slightly.

Lanshuanghe would...praise him for his good looks? !

The author has something to say: Fortunately, Mr. Lan has never read the earthy love story, otherwise

: is there something on my face

:Have

:have what

: a little nice

(This way the cubs will wither...)

感谢在2021-07-1722:04:09~2021-07-1823:13:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 420618791;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 420618791;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：叶归根30瓶；SCstar17瓶；4206187910瓶；木子魈8瓶；甫焱眠2瓶；紅茉1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!