Ten Thousand Postures of Whitewashing Master
Chapter 75 Branch 1 Fortunately, he is a fool
"Father named me Si Kui, hoping that I would be prepared for danger in times of peace, and always remember the humiliation of being expelled as a descendant of Baiyue."
"Let me guess, is your father's name Sijuan?"
"No, his name is Si Nian."
Qian Gong Wen Que and Si Kui sat on the roof, blowing the cool night breeze from the distant sea, and chatted about the past because they didn't know.
"Linglong dice with red beans, you will never know when you are in love. Red beans have been a token of longing since ancient times, so I always wear a string on my wrist. People often misunderstand that I have a sweetheart, but it is not."
"Red beans? Acacia?? Very good, then it belongs to me now."
Seeing Si Kui showing off in front of him with a bracelet, Qian Gongwen Que took the opportunity to hold his hand, and did not let go. He also took off the red bean bracelet, and put it on his wrist happily to make gestures.
"It's really unreasonable..."
Si Kui had no choice but to take a look at the man's long legs hanging from the eaves. His complexion was fair, slender and straight without seeing the sun for many years. If you look at it, you will forget the appearance of him dragging a fish tail in the past.
"Your legs, uh..."
"I know that if you want to say that I'm good-looking, it doesn't matter if you praise me or not. It won't affect my beauty."
"..."
Qian Gongwen Que held his breath, his puffed cheeks looked like a fat dolphin fish, the scales on his face had faded now, showing a kind of transparent crystal, which added a bit of brightness under the moonlight Compared with the previous days, I really feel more like a person.
"I was hit by lightning during the tribulation, and my spiritual power was spent on repairing my injuries, so I couldn't transform into a human form. Mortal, you are the first human race that interested me, so it's okay for you to see the real face of this prince. Remember to be grateful, otherwise there will be no next time.”
In order for Si Kui to see more clearly, Qian Gong Wen Que dragged his weak lower body to roll half a circle, and easily pressed on the man, his fangs hidden under his lips were drawn into shape, like two canine teeth , to add a bit of cuteness to his appearance.
It's a pity that a certain person is an elm-headed person who only reads sage books, and he still didn't respond when he was mentioned to this point. It took him a long time to spit out a sentence that was enough to make people bleed blood from the seven orifices in the slightly fishy sea breeze:
"The fish tail has turned into three legs, can you wear a pair of pants, I'm so embarrassed to rub there."
"..."
Qian Gong asked Que, thinking that he didn't understand the meaning of his words because he didn't understand the language, he was stunned for a long time, and then hesitantly asked: "You don't have anything to say?"
Si Wei lowered his head and glanced, "Mmm": "The abs and mermaid line look pretty, the girl must like it."
"..."
"But it's not that kind of thing if you expose it in front of me. To be honest, have you reached the time of estrus and want to have sex with a female fish?"
That night, a loud noise was deafening, and the private school on the island suddenly became an open-air sea view room. Mr. Si suffered from panda eyes for several days, and soon fell seriously ill, and was speechless for several days.
Others didn't understand the reason, they only thought that the husband had contracted the wind and cold, and enthusiastically vacated their spare rooms to entertain Si Wei. Gou Wazi even went out to collect herbs every morning, hoping that the husband would recover soon.
Only Qian Gong Wen Que understood that he had suffered retribution.
There is a difference between mortals and mermaids. One dies when he enters the water, and the other dies when he leaves the water. He can't bear the humidity and moisture on his body, and he will die suddenly in a short time.
"Am I being too selfish..."
Gou Wazi was planing Banlangen with a shovel in his hand, and tilted his head to look at him for a while before realizing that he was referring to Si Wei.
"You mean sir?"
"Little Gouzi, if you like your husband very much, but your husband may not necessarily like you..."
"I liked sir very much, and he liked me very much."
"...that's me. I like my husband very much, but I don't know if he likes me. I really want to stay with him, but my approach may make him hurt...that is, he will be sick , will become very weak..."
"Do you really like sir?"
Gouwazi suddenly became serious, with questioning eyes, causing Qian Gong Wenque to hesitate for a moment, not daring to nod.
"If you like it, you shouldn't hurt him. For such a good man, I want him to live a long life."
I want him to live a long life...
His heart seemed to be seized by something, Qian Gong Wenque felt a pain in his chest.
He thought for a long time before he realized that the life of a human being is only a blink of an eye. To him, it was just a moment of cultivation. A life's life from birth to death was over.
He still has to go, and wanting to stay by someone's side until the end of his life is a luxury no matter when.
Before leaving, he went to see Si Wei for the last time. The seriously ill man looked very bad, his lips were as pale as paper, and it became difficult to open his eyes.
He squatted in front of the bed, only showing a pair of dark green eyes, with a little bit of fluorescent light shining, looking at the man quietly, holding a box of dark green ointment in his hand.
"Hey, mortal, I'm leaving. I'll leave this to you. With it, you'll recover soon."
"Well, I will miss you." "Don't you want to say something to keep me?"
"The most important thing is that the world can't keep it, Zhu Yan Ci Jing Hua Ci Shu. Your good years should not be wasted on me, as brilliant as you, you should bloom more dazzling brilliance than me."
Qian Gong Wen Que sighed, and finally understood why his father said that mortals are the most affectionate and ruthless creatures.
Passionate, but also has a heart of stone.
"Father said that a man's heart is as hard as the second child's. I didn't understand the meaning of this before, but now it seems that he really didn't lie to me."
"...your father is also a man with a story."
"Accidentally, I want to go back and inherit the family business. If you want to marry into my family in the future, I can give you a title. The concubine is too wronged. How about making you the official wife?"
"That's pretty darn good."
A pair of unscrupulous people can't even say "goodbye" when parting.
But Qiangong Wenque is lucky, at least there will be no heart-piercing sadness and pain, and laughter is better than frowning.
Before getting up, he took off the small conch hanging from his earlobe and handed it to Si Kai, pouted awkwardly and said:
"In the future, if you miss me, you can blow it at any time. No matter where you are, I will come back and let you see me. Let me tell you first, I don't miss you, I'm afraid you miss me, it's you who miss me... Let's go, don't send it away."
After that, he turned around and walked towards the sea, not daring to look back.
God knows what kind of pain he has to endure step by step along the way, but he just wants to be like a human being, stubbornly fulfilling the obsession in his heart.
"I want to shorten the distance between me and you, but it hurts so much..."
The sea breeze blows the moisture from his eyes, it is not because of parting that he is crying, but because of pain, it is pain...
At this time, Qian Gong Wen Que didn't know that Si Wei dragged his sick body behind him and followed his footsteps, every step was reluctance, and every sound contained in his throat was a longing.
Miss you... Fortunately, my name is Si Wei, otherwise I will miss you day and night in the future, and I will leave too many regrets in this life...
Qiangong Wenque, who returned to the Chaosheng tribe, did what Si Kui wished. He inherited the throne against his will, and he couldn't help but take up the responsibilities of the Shark Emperor, leading the tribe to live in seclusion in the sea of suffering, so as to avoid the pursuit of Jiuchongtian.
On the day of enthronement and coronation, when Ruan Ruan was about to take over the fork halberd that symbolized power from his father who was running out of time, he heard a long and clear sound echoing in his ears.
"It's him, he finally found me! Father, I am no longer emperor, I want to pursue my destiny!!"
Under the horrified eyes of the old Shark Emperor and his clansmen, he quickly drifted away from the sea of suffering. The physique of a born king made him quickly get rid of the sharks and ambushes who followed him. When he arrived at the isolated island, the Golden Crow had already disappeared Shen.
The familiar man stood in the twilight, stretched out his hand towards him, and pulled him up who was soaked in sea water.
Qian Gong Wen Que couldn't wait to embrace him and stepped forward, but Si Wei was blushing.
"Finally miss me? Do you know how long it's been since we parted, you bastard who doesn't care about human feelings!"
As he said that, he wanted to raise his hand to hit someone again, but the other party grabbed his wrist. He clearly had strength, but because of the skin-to-skin contact at this moment, he didn't want to move.
"I called you here this time to tell you two happy events."
"Oh? It's strange that you would have a happy event without me."
"Yes, my body has recovered, and my old illness is cured, thank you."
"You're welcome, what about the second one?"
"Ah, that's great joy, Xiao Yu'er, I'm getting married."
In a word, it was like five thunderbolts.
Qian Gong Wen Que's mind went blank, he couldn't even hear how he praised his future wife's beauty and virtuousness next, and he didn't remember how he declined the invitation from that person, left in a daze, returned to the sea of suffering in a daze, and inherited the throne against his will .
After all, they parted ways and went their separate ways.
He would never know that after he returned to the sea, the man coughed out of breath, knelt down on the beach to breathe hard, and wept sadly at his long gone back.
"Sir, I regret that I lied to you back then. My mother said that ten bridges would be demolished rather than one marriage. It was me who caused you to be separated from each other. I made a big mistake!"
Seeing Gouwazi chasing after him with red eyes, Si Wei hid the scarlet in his palm behind his back and smiled weakly.
"Hey, it's none of your business. It's the path I chose. I can't blame others."
"Your illness is not cured at all, and you don't want to get married at all. Even the matchmakers that your mother told you have refused. Why did you lie to him? You are clearly... clearly in love with each other..."
Si Wei uncontrollably vomited a mouthful of blood, looking lonely and sad.
"I can't delay his great future. He shouldn't waste his life on me. Fortunately, he is a fool. When I first met him, I didn't understand what your phrase 'long illness becomes a doctor' means. I don't have time. It's too much, it's enough to see him before he dies, and it's a windfall to make him give up completely, just... it hurts."
My heart hurts so much...
It turns out that people's misses are such a heart-wrenching feeling.
"I never believe that there is love at first sight in this world..."
But in this life, it happened to fall on him...
The author has something to say: "Linglong dice and red beans, you will know who you are when you are deeply in love." It comes from "Two Poems of Nangezi".
"It's the most difficult thing to keep in the world, and the beauty of beauty leaves the mirror and the flower leaves the tree." From "Butterfly Love Flower · Reading the End of the End of Parting Bitterness".
Thank you for reading the little cuties.
"Let me guess, is your father's name Sijuan?"
"No, his name is Si Nian."
Qian Gong Wen Que and Si Kui sat on the roof, blowing the cool night breeze from the distant sea, and chatted about the past because they didn't know.
"Linglong dice with red beans, you will never know when you are in love. Red beans have been a token of longing since ancient times, so I always wear a string on my wrist. People often misunderstand that I have a sweetheart, but it is not."
"Red beans? Acacia?? Very good, then it belongs to me now."
Seeing Si Kui showing off in front of him with a bracelet, Qian Gongwen Que took the opportunity to hold his hand, and did not let go. He also took off the red bean bracelet, and put it on his wrist happily to make gestures.
"It's really unreasonable..."
Si Kui had no choice but to take a look at the man's long legs hanging from the eaves. His complexion was fair, slender and straight without seeing the sun for many years. If you look at it, you will forget the appearance of him dragging a fish tail in the past.
"Your legs, uh..."
"I know that if you want to say that I'm good-looking, it doesn't matter if you praise me or not. It won't affect my beauty."
"..."
Qian Gongwen Que held his breath, his puffed cheeks looked like a fat dolphin fish, the scales on his face had faded now, showing a kind of transparent crystal, which added a bit of brightness under the moonlight Compared with the previous days, I really feel more like a person.
"I was hit by lightning during the tribulation, and my spiritual power was spent on repairing my injuries, so I couldn't transform into a human form. Mortal, you are the first human race that interested me, so it's okay for you to see the real face of this prince. Remember to be grateful, otherwise there will be no next time.”
In order for Si Kui to see more clearly, Qian Gong Wen Que dragged his weak lower body to roll half a circle, and easily pressed on the man, his fangs hidden under his lips were drawn into shape, like two canine teeth , to add a bit of cuteness to his appearance.
It's a pity that a certain person is an elm-headed person who only reads sage books, and he still didn't respond when he was mentioned to this point. It took him a long time to spit out a sentence that was enough to make people bleed blood from the seven orifices in the slightly fishy sea breeze:
"The fish tail has turned into three legs, can you wear a pair of pants, I'm so embarrassed to rub there."
"..."
Qian Gong asked Que, thinking that he didn't understand the meaning of his words because he didn't understand the language, he was stunned for a long time, and then hesitantly asked: "You don't have anything to say?"
Si Wei lowered his head and glanced, "Mmm": "The abs and mermaid line look pretty, the girl must like it."
"..."
"But it's not that kind of thing if you expose it in front of me. To be honest, have you reached the time of estrus and want to have sex with a female fish?"
That night, a loud noise was deafening, and the private school on the island suddenly became an open-air sea view room. Mr. Si suffered from panda eyes for several days, and soon fell seriously ill, and was speechless for several days.
Others didn't understand the reason, they only thought that the husband had contracted the wind and cold, and enthusiastically vacated their spare rooms to entertain Si Wei. Gou Wazi even went out to collect herbs every morning, hoping that the husband would recover soon.
Only Qian Gong Wen Que understood that he had suffered retribution.
There is a difference between mortals and mermaids. One dies when he enters the water, and the other dies when he leaves the water. He can't bear the humidity and moisture on his body, and he will die suddenly in a short time.
"Am I being too selfish..."
Gou Wazi was planing Banlangen with a shovel in his hand, and tilted his head to look at him for a while before realizing that he was referring to Si Wei.
"You mean sir?"
"Little Gouzi, if you like your husband very much, but your husband may not necessarily like you..."
"I liked sir very much, and he liked me very much."
"...that's me. I like my husband very much, but I don't know if he likes me. I really want to stay with him, but my approach may make him hurt...that is, he will be sick , will become very weak..."
"Do you really like sir?"
Gouwazi suddenly became serious, with questioning eyes, causing Qian Gong Wenque to hesitate for a moment, not daring to nod.
"If you like it, you shouldn't hurt him. For such a good man, I want him to live a long life."
I want him to live a long life...
His heart seemed to be seized by something, Qian Gong Wenque felt a pain in his chest.
He thought for a long time before he realized that the life of a human being is only a blink of an eye. To him, it was just a moment of cultivation. A life's life from birth to death was over.
He still has to go, and wanting to stay by someone's side until the end of his life is a luxury no matter when.
Before leaving, he went to see Si Wei for the last time. The seriously ill man looked very bad, his lips were as pale as paper, and it became difficult to open his eyes.
He squatted in front of the bed, only showing a pair of dark green eyes, with a little bit of fluorescent light shining, looking at the man quietly, holding a box of dark green ointment in his hand.
"Hey, mortal, I'm leaving. I'll leave this to you. With it, you'll recover soon."
"Well, I will miss you." "Don't you want to say something to keep me?"
"The most important thing is that the world can't keep it, Zhu Yan Ci Jing Hua Ci Shu. Your good years should not be wasted on me, as brilliant as you, you should bloom more dazzling brilliance than me."
Qian Gong Wen Que sighed, and finally understood why his father said that mortals are the most affectionate and ruthless creatures.
Passionate, but also has a heart of stone.
"Father said that a man's heart is as hard as the second child's. I didn't understand the meaning of this before, but now it seems that he really didn't lie to me."
"...your father is also a man with a story."
"Accidentally, I want to go back and inherit the family business. If you want to marry into my family in the future, I can give you a title. The concubine is too wronged. How about making you the official wife?"
"That's pretty darn good."
A pair of unscrupulous people can't even say "goodbye" when parting.
But Qiangong Wenque is lucky, at least there will be no heart-piercing sadness and pain, and laughter is better than frowning.
Before getting up, he took off the small conch hanging from his earlobe and handed it to Si Kai, pouted awkwardly and said:
"In the future, if you miss me, you can blow it at any time. No matter where you are, I will come back and let you see me. Let me tell you first, I don't miss you, I'm afraid you miss me, it's you who miss me... Let's go, don't send it away."
After that, he turned around and walked towards the sea, not daring to look back.
God knows what kind of pain he has to endure step by step along the way, but he just wants to be like a human being, stubbornly fulfilling the obsession in his heart.
"I want to shorten the distance between me and you, but it hurts so much..."
The sea breeze blows the moisture from his eyes, it is not because of parting that he is crying, but because of pain, it is pain...
At this time, Qian Gong Wen Que didn't know that Si Wei dragged his sick body behind him and followed his footsteps, every step was reluctance, and every sound contained in his throat was a longing.
Miss you... Fortunately, my name is Si Wei, otherwise I will miss you day and night in the future, and I will leave too many regrets in this life...
Qiangong Wenque, who returned to the Chaosheng tribe, did what Si Kui wished. He inherited the throne against his will, and he couldn't help but take up the responsibilities of the Shark Emperor, leading the tribe to live in seclusion in the sea of suffering, so as to avoid the pursuit of Jiuchongtian.
On the day of enthronement and coronation, when Ruan Ruan was about to take over the fork halberd that symbolized power from his father who was running out of time, he heard a long and clear sound echoing in his ears.
"It's him, he finally found me! Father, I am no longer emperor, I want to pursue my destiny!!"
Under the horrified eyes of the old Shark Emperor and his clansmen, he quickly drifted away from the sea of suffering. The physique of a born king made him quickly get rid of the sharks and ambushes who followed him. When he arrived at the isolated island, the Golden Crow had already disappeared Shen.
The familiar man stood in the twilight, stretched out his hand towards him, and pulled him up who was soaked in sea water.
Qian Gong Wen Que couldn't wait to embrace him and stepped forward, but Si Wei was blushing.
"Finally miss me? Do you know how long it's been since we parted, you bastard who doesn't care about human feelings!"
As he said that, he wanted to raise his hand to hit someone again, but the other party grabbed his wrist. He clearly had strength, but because of the skin-to-skin contact at this moment, he didn't want to move.
"I called you here this time to tell you two happy events."
"Oh? It's strange that you would have a happy event without me."
"Yes, my body has recovered, and my old illness is cured, thank you."
"You're welcome, what about the second one?"
"Ah, that's great joy, Xiao Yu'er, I'm getting married."
In a word, it was like five thunderbolts.
Qian Gong Wen Que's mind went blank, he couldn't even hear how he praised his future wife's beauty and virtuousness next, and he didn't remember how he declined the invitation from that person, left in a daze, returned to the sea of suffering in a daze, and inherited the throne against his will .
After all, they parted ways and went their separate ways.
He would never know that after he returned to the sea, the man coughed out of breath, knelt down on the beach to breathe hard, and wept sadly at his long gone back.
"Sir, I regret that I lied to you back then. My mother said that ten bridges would be demolished rather than one marriage. It was me who caused you to be separated from each other. I made a big mistake!"
Seeing Gouwazi chasing after him with red eyes, Si Wei hid the scarlet in his palm behind his back and smiled weakly.
"Hey, it's none of your business. It's the path I chose. I can't blame others."
"Your illness is not cured at all, and you don't want to get married at all. Even the matchmakers that your mother told you have refused. Why did you lie to him? You are clearly... clearly in love with each other..."
Si Wei uncontrollably vomited a mouthful of blood, looking lonely and sad.
"I can't delay his great future. He shouldn't waste his life on me. Fortunately, he is a fool. When I first met him, I didn't understand what your phrase 'long illness becomes a doctor' means. I don't have time. It's too much, it's enough to see him before he dies, and it's a windfall to make him give up completely, just... it hurts."
My heart hurts so much...
It turns out that people's misses are such a heart-wrenching feeling.
"I never believe that there is love at first sight in this world..."
But in this life, it happened to fall on him...
The author has something to say: "Linglong dice and red beans, you will know who you are when you are deeply in love." It comes from "Two Poems of Nangezi".
"It's the most difficult thing to keep in the world, and the beauty of beauty leaves the mirror and the flower leaves the tree." From "Butterfly Love Flower · Reading the End of the End of Parting Bitterness".
Thank you for reading the little cuties.
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