Ten Thousand Postures of Whitewashing Master
Chapter 70 Please Master Teach Me How to Play with a Gun
"The moon is bright, the wind is still, the leaves cover the window lattice, the crickets are called clank, like the sound of strings..."
The wind is howling, the leaves are swaying, and the heart of the person who sings the ghostly voice is trembling, and the scalp is numb.
"Master, can ghost babies sing lullabies to lull themselves to sleep..."
"Stupid boy, how is that possible..."
Seeing Yu Fuchen's instant confession, holding the gun in his hand with a distorted expression, Feng Changhuan obediently shut his mouth.
...Otherwise he couldn't help but say that behind that person, there was a red-clothed female ghost with no legs or feet floating three feet from the ground.
Feng Changhuan and the female ghost looked at each other, silently threatening her not to attack her apprentice with her eyes, Yu Fuchen was confused seeing him winking, and felt even more strange.
"Master, have you been possessed by a ghost?"
Looking back, he suddenly saw a pale face with disheveled hair and a big mouth open, Yu Fuchen was so frightened that he wailed on the spot and took a few steps back.
Unexpectedly, at the next moment, the female ghost in red flew out a palm and hit him mercilessly on the chest, forcing the imposing seven-foot man to stagger.
"behavior!"
Feng Changhuan wanted to stop it, but he had more energy than he wanted. When he saw this scene, he knew that he couldn't intervene.
And Yu Fuchen was stunned for a long while, only to realize that he had risen to a height of three feet with the female ghost, and was forced to be in the same situation.
On the other hand, the man's eyes were full of worry, and he was still... holding himself in his arms? ?
Yu Fuchen looked at himself, his body was transparent and powerless, as if he didn't belong to this world at all, even a gust of wind could blow him off his feet.
"Master! What's wrong with me?!"
"She doesn't want your body, she wants your soul... Maybe she wants to snatch you as Mrs. Yazhai."
Feng Changhuan said it easily, but he had no idea.
After all, it is a fact that his spiritual power does not exist. Facing such a ghost who has been wandering the world for many years, has harmed countless people, and has almost cultivated his real body, there is nothing he can do. He can only turn the tide with his mouth.
"Girl, we have no grievances or enmity with you. We strayed into your land just to find out about the murder of islanders. If you offend the girl, please make amends. I, the master, will make up for the girl."
Seeing him speak, the female ghost showed a twitchy attitude, turned her back to straighten her messy hair, cleaned up her face, and then she came up to him and said shyly:
"It is said that a famous teacher produces a high-quality student. With such a heroic student, the master is really personable. The little girl is not talented. I wonder if the master is willing...to let him be our student?"
As soon as these words came out, both master and apprentice were taken aback.
One didn't understand the meaning of the words, but the other was amazed that his neither yin nor yang appearance could attract a woman's heart.
After all, before this, the only person who dared to get close to him was the wolf cub. He almost believed that there was only one person in the world who would treat him sincerely, and he seemed at a loss in the face of unreasonable kindness.
"I... this... is not good."
"How can it be bad? My husband also came here wearing a red dress. I must be willing to marry my family. My family is lonely and has a son who is not yet full-term. If I can be cared for by my husband, I will be very lucky in my life." ..."
"...Is it too late for me to take off now?"
The female ghost laughed angrily: "Sir, you are really in a hurry, it won't be too late to enter the bridal chamber after the wedding ceremony~~"
Yu Fuchen finally couldn't listen anymore, seeing that he couldn't push the female ghost away, nor could he pull the master back, so he poked his head and squeezed between the two of them, and said in a strange way: "What are you, you dare to covet my master, you don't want to lose your temper!" Don't you look in the mirror?"
Provoked by him, the female ghost became furious and stretched out her sharp claws to pierce his shoulder, but Yu Fuchen cleverly dodged it, and deliberately sold a loophole to catch him without a fight. She screamed under the shackles of the female ghost with exaggerated acting skills. Said: "Wow! Help! Master, I'm so scared!!"
The female ghost threatened further, with a terrified smile: "If you don't answer, sir, your apprentice's life will belong to the slave family. Anyway, the slave family has sucked enough blood and will soon return to the physical body, but he is about to die. , you should think carefully..."
Feng Changhuan reluctantly curled the corners of his lips, weighed it up a bit, and said to the ghost in red: "You should think it over."
The female ghost was stunned, and when she realized the strangeness, her ghost tricks had been broken, and she was punched by Feilai and flew straight away for a long distance.If there is an entity, it must have fallen among the ruins and looked for teeth all over the floor.
Feng Changhuan felt that what he, the master, had done was a bit of a failure. He had fostered his apprentice in the Buddhist sect for ten years, and he had become an elm head who didn't know how to pity and cherish jade. Even if the other party was a ghost with schemes, he wouldn't be able to do this on...
"You... how is it possible? You have no physical body and no spiritual power, how could you have such a powerful force..."
"Ghosts are the most yin, and I am pure yang, which is inherently restrained. You still want to threaten Master with me. If he doesn't know that I don't know the way, I'm afraid I will be played by you."
Xu Shi found that the ghost was not as scary as he had imagined, so Yu Fuchen patted the ashes on his hands seriously, then went to Feng Changhuan's side, lay back on his back, the next moment the body in the person's arms twitched and he woke up. come over.
The first thing I said when I opened my eyes was: "Master, what is marriage, I also want a bridal chamber."
Feng Chang gave him a white look: "...Good boy, you should fall asleep."
Tasting the power of the two, the female ghost knew that the other party was not someone to be provoked, and quietly crawled into the corner, trying to blend in with the scene, but unfortunately failed, and was thrown into the wind by Yu Fuchen's collar. When Chang Huan was in front of him, his smile was obviously more flattering.
"Please, sir, let the slave family go... I will never dare to do evil again, and I will never dare to rob civilian men. I must correct my evil ways and be a good ghost."
"Don't be in a hurry to repent, just tell me honestly whether the killing of the islanders has anything to do with you."
This ghost had the timid posture of a girl, shrunk his shoulders and backed away, feeling aggrieved and helpless.
"Yes……"
"But what did you do?"
"Yes……"
"Why do such things that hurt others and not benefit oneself, is there a way to return to the world?"
"Don't dare to lie to Mr. My family has been dead for nearly 20 years. I was the first ordinary citizen to move to Guyu for a long time. I was also a descendant of Baiyue refugees on the southeast coast. I had to come here to avoid the pursuit of Jiuyin. In order to survive, I never had evil thoughts in my heart, but after a few years, the situation is very different..."
As she was talking, she suddenly burst into tears, the ghostly voice was very ear-piercing and unbearable.
"Although it comes down in the same line, it is inevitable that some people will have evil intentions. Before my family came out of the cabinet at that time, the elder brother next door...he killed the parents of my family, pretended to be on the spot and blamed my family, and imprisoned my family in the cellar day and night. Torture. Later, I got pregnant and wanted to die, but because the child was redeemed, I thought about enduring the humiliation and bringing him up, at least it is my sustenance for the rest of my life..."
The story that followed was very sad. The culprit was unwilling to take responsibility, and she wanted to get rid of it quickly. She fled to the deserted Niangniang Temple as a weak woman. She only dared to go out at night to look for food, and hid in the dark during the day, fearing to be discovered. trace.
A few months later, she gave birth to a son, but because she was too weak, she was unable to protect her son in front of the islanders who heard the news, and she was unable to clear up her trumped-up charges. His name was burned by fire and died of injustice.
At this point, she still has tenderness and kindness left in her heart, which belongs only to the child who was born not long ago.
At the last moment before she died, she did not defend herself, but kept begging: "He is innocent...my child is innocent, please let him go..."
A woman from a good family can't die with peace in her eyes.
In the first seven days, her lonely soul wandered around the world, scoured every inch of the lonely island, looking for the last relative in the world who was related to her.
"My child, he is still so young, he hasn't had the luck to open his eyes to see his mother... When I found him, he was sleeping on the beach by the sea, with a chubby face, very cute... But he died! He was scolded as the son of an evil woman, and was thrown into the sea by the islanders to drown alive, I could even hear his cries stop abruptly! Tell me, what did I do wrong, and what did my child do wrong!!"
The female ghost went berserk again, staring at her bloodshot eyes and her long hair was messy.
She held Feng Changhuan's clothes corners with iron blue hands, crying, begging, and asking.
"Sir, what did I do wrong...why didn't the one who died was a guilty person, why did my child have to suffer like this, did I do something wrong?"
Feng Changhuan lowered her eyes and said nothing, she grabbed Yu Fuchen's cuff again, eager to know the cause of the crime.
After being silent for a long time because of her tragic experience, Yu Fuchen sighed and looked at Feng Changhuan's sad profile.
"You and your children are both innocent, how can you be guilty? If you have to say that you have done something wrong, it is that you should not have extravagant expectations of human nature and continue the suffering to your children."
Feng Changhuan knew that he had regrets about the past. In the past, he often blamed others, regretted that his mother should not have given birth to him and then let her go. Unexpectedly, this is still his knot today...
"But there is nothing wrong with motherhood. I think your child should be lucky to have a good mother like you."
Yu Fuchen smiled, leaning over to look at the terrifying face of the female ghost, his eyes were full of tenderness.
He has never tasted the taste of a mother's love, and only knows that there is only one person in the world who treats him sincerely. After seeing this situation, his regret and incomprehension about the past finally disappeared.
"It's his honor to love him and protect him with all your strength. In fact, you don't have to be attached to the hatred in this life. You will have a good life in the next life. As long as the fate of your mother and child is not exhausted, even if you are in a stranger's way, you will definitely love him." Reunion, definitely..."
"behavior……"
Feng Changhuan foolishly called him, and for some reason, looked away from him.
In fact, his regret is not his own...
In order to give him a complete life, he was both a father and a mother, and he tried his best to bring him up. Now that it is blossoming and bearing fruit, there is an unconcealable sadness in his relief.
"Master?"
"It's nothing, I just remembered the days when I fed you shit and pee..."
"……Are you serious?"
Why do you think this is so weird...
The author has something to say: I will update the modern Easter eggs for Christmas later, let me give you a preview! !
Thank you for reading the text of the little cutie ah.
The wind is howling, the leaves are swaying, and the heart of the person who sings the ghostly voice is trembling, and the scalp is numb.
"Master, can ghost babies sing lullabies to lull themselves to sleep..."
"Stupid boy, how is that possible..."
Seeing Yu Fuchen's instant confession, holding the gun in his hand with a distorted expression, Feng Changhuan obediently shut his mouth.
...Otherwise he couldn't help but say that behind that person, there was a red-clothed female ghost with no legs or feet floating three feet from the ground.
Feng Changhuan and the female ghost looked at each other, silently threatening her not to attack her apprentice with her eyes, Yu Fuchen was confused seeing him winking, and felt even more strange.
"Master, have you been possessed by a ghost?"
Looking back, he suddenly saw a pale face with disheveled hair and a big mouth open, Yu Fuchen was so frightened that he wailed on the spot and took a few steps back.
Unexpectedly, at the next moment, the female ghost in red flew out a palm and hit him mercilessly on the chest, forcing the imposing seven-foot man to stagger.
"behavior!"
Feng Changhuan wanted to stop it, but he had more energy than he wanted. When he saw this scene, he knew that he couldn't intervene.
And Yu Fuchen was stunned for a long while, only to realize that he had risen to a height of three feet with the female ghost, and was forced to be in the same situation.
On the other hand, the man's eyes were full of worry, and he was still... holding himself in his arms? ?
Yu Fuchen looked at himself, his body was transparent and powerless, as if he didn't belong to this world at all, even a gust of wind could blow him off his feet.
"Master! What's wrong with me?!"
"She doesn't want your body, she wants your soul... Maybe she wants to snatch you as Mrs. Yazhai."
Feng Changhuan said it easily, but he had no idea.
After all, it is a fact that his spiritual power does not exist. Facing such a ghost who has been wandering the world for many years, has harmed countless people, and has almost cultivated his real body, there is nothing he can do. He can only turn the tide with his mouth.
"Girl, we have no grievances or enmity with you. We strayed into your land just to find out about the murder of islanders. If you offend the girl, please make amends. I, the master, will make up for the girl."
Seeing him speak, the female ghost showed a twitchy attitude, turned her back to straighten her messy hair, cleaned up her face, and then she came up to him and said shyly:
"It is said that a famous teacher produces a high-quality student. With such a heroic student, the master is really personable. The little girl is not talented. I wonder if the master is willing...to let him be our student?"
As soon as these words came out, both master and apprentice were taken aback.
One didn't understand the meaning of the words, but the other was amazed that his neither yin nor yang appearance could attract a woman's heart.
After all, before this, the only person who dared to get close to him was the wolf cub. He almost believed that there was only one person in the world who would treat him sincerely, and he seemed at a loss in the face of unreasonable kindness.
"I... this... is not good."
"How can it be bad? My husband also came here wearing a red dress. I must be willing to marry my family. My family is lonely and has a son who is not yet full-term. If I can be cared for by my husband, I will be very lucky in my life." ..."
"...Is it too late for me to take off now?"
The female ghost laughed angrily: "Sir, you are really in a hurry, it won't be too late to enter the bridal chamber after the wedding ceremony~~"
Yu Fuchen finally couldn't listen anymore, seeing that he couldn't push the female ghost away, nor could he pull the master back, so he poked his head and squeezed between the two of them, and said in a strange way: "What are you, you dare to covet my master, you don't want to lose your temper!" Don't you look in the mirror?"
Provoked by him, the female ghost became furious and stretched out her sharp claws to pierce his shoulder, but Yu Fuchen cleverly dodged it, and deliberately sold a loophole to catch him without a fight. She screamed under the shackles of the female ghost with exaggerated acting skills. Said: "Wow! Help! Master, I'm so scared!!"
The female ghost threatened further, with a terrified smile: "If you don't answer, sir, your apprentice's life will belong to the slave family. Anyway, the slave family has sucked enough blood and will soon return to the physical body, but he is about to die. , you should think carefully..."
Feng Changhuan reluctantly curled the corners of his lips, weighed it up a bit, and said to the ghost in red: "You should think it over."
The female ghost was stunned, and when she realized the strangeness, her ghost tricks had been broken, and she was punched by Feilai and flew straight away for a long distance.If there is an entity, it must have fallen among the ruins and looked for teeth all over the floor.
Feng Changhuan felt that what he, the master, had done was a bit of a failure. He had fostered his apprentice in the Buddhist sect for ten years, and he had become an elm head who didn't know how to pity and cherish jade. Even if the other party was a ghost with schemes, he wouldn't be able to do this on...
"You... how is it possible? You have no physical body and no spiritual power, how could you have such a powerful force..."
"Ghosts are the most yin, and I am pure yang, which is inherently restrained. You still want to threaten Master with me. If he doesn't know that I don't know the way, I'm afraid I will be played by you."
Xu Shi found that the ghost was not as scary as he had imagined, so Yu Fuchen patted the ashes on his hands seriously, then went to Feng Changhuan's side, lay back on his back, the next moment the body in the person's arms twitched and he woke up. come over.
The first thing I said when I opened my eyes was: "Master, what is marriage, I also want a bridal chamber."
Feng Chang gave him a white look: "...Good boy, you should fall asleep."
Tasting the power of the two, the female ghost knew that the other party was not someone to be provoked, and quietly crawled into the corner, trying to blend in with the scene, but unfortunately failed, and was thrown into the wind by Yu Fuchen's collar. When Chang Huan was in front of him, his smile was obviously more flattering.
"Please, sir, let the slave family go... I will never dare to do evil again, and I will never dare to rob civilian men. I must correct my evil ways and be a good ghost."
"Don't be in a hurry to repent, just tell me honestly whether the killing of the islanders has anything to do with you."
This ghost had the timid posture of a girl, shrunk his shoulders and backed away, feeling aggrieved and helpless.
"Yes……"
"But what did you do?"
"Yes……"
"Why do such things that hurt others and not benefit oneself, is there a way to return to the world?"
"Don't dare to lie to Mr. My family has been dead for nearly 20 years. I was the first ordinary citizen to move to Guyu for a long time. I was also a descendant of Baiyue refugees on the southeast coast. I had to come here to avoid the pursuit of Jiuyin. In order to survive, I never had evil thoughts in my heart, but after a few years, the situation is very different..."
As she was talking, she suddenly burst into tears, the ghostly voice was very ear-piercing and unbearable.
"Although it comes down in the same line, it is inevitable that some people will have evil intentions. Before my family came out of the cabinet at that time, the elder brother next door...he killed the parents of my family, pretended to be on the spot and blamed my family, and imprisoned my family in the cellar day and night. Torture. Later, I got pregnant and wanted to die, but because the child was redeemed, I thought about enduring the humiliation and bringing him up, at least it is my sustenance for the rest of my life..."
The story that followed was very sad. The culprit was unwilling to take responsibility, and she wanted to get rid of it quickly. She fled to the deserted Niangniang Temple as a weak woman. She only dared to go out at night to look for food, and hid in the dark during the day, fearing to be discovered. trace.
A few months later, she gave birth to a son, but because she was too weak, she was unable to protect her son in front of the islanders who heard the news, and she was unable to clear up her trumped-up charges. His name was burned by fire and died of injustice.
At this point, she still has tenderness and kindness left in her heart, which belongs only to the child who was born not long ago.
At the last moment before she died, she did not defend herself, but kept begging: "He is innocent...my child is innocent, please let him go..."
A woman from a good family can't die with peace in her eyes.
In the first seven days, her lonely soul wandered around the world, scoured every inch of the lonely island, looking for the last relative in the world who was related to her.
"My child, he is still so young, he hasn't had the luck to open his eyes to see his mother... When I found him, he was sleeping on the beach by the sea, with a chubby face, very cute... But he died! He was scolded as the son of an evil woman, and was thrown into the sea by the islanders to drown alive, I could even hear his cries stop abruptly! Tell me, what did I do wrong, and what did my child do wrong!!"
The female ghost went berserk again, staring at her bloodshot eyes and her long hair was messy.
She held Feng Changhuan's clothes corners with iron blue hands, crying, begging, and asking.
"Sir, what did I do wrong...why didn't the one who died was a guilty person, why did my child have to suffer like this, did I do something wrong?"
Feng Changhuan lowered her eyes and said nothing, she grabbed Yu Fuchen's cuff again, eager to know the cause of the crime.
After being silent for a long time because of her tragic experience, Yu Fuchen sighed and looked at Feng Changhuan's sad profile.
"You and your children are both innocent, how can you be guilty? If you have to say that you have done something wrong, it is that you should not have extravagant expectations of human nature and continue the suffering to your children."
Feng Changhuan knew that he had regrets about the past. In the past, he often blamed others, regretted that his mother should not have given birth to him and then let her go. Unexpectedly, this is still his knot today...
"But there is nothing wrong with motherhood. I think your child should be lucky to have a good mother like you."
Yu Fuchen smiled, leaning over to look at the terrifying face of the female ghost, his eyes were full of tenderness.
He has never tasted the taste of a mother's love, and only knows that there is only one person in the world who treats him sincerely. After seeing this situation, his regret and incomprehension about the past finally disappeared.
"It's his honor to love him and protect him with all your strength. In fact, you don't have to be attached to the hatred in this life. You will have a good life in the next life. As long as the fate of your mother and child is not exhausted, even if you are in a stranger's way, you will definitely love him." Reunion, definitely..."
"behavior……"
Feng Changhuan foolishly called him, and for some reason, looked away from him.
In fact, his regret is not his own...
In order to give him a complete life, he was both a father and a mother, and he tried his best to bring him up. Now that it is blossoming and bearing fruit, there is an unconcealable sadness in his relief.
"Master?"
"It's nothing, I just remembered the days when I fed you shit and pee..."
"……Are you serious?"
Why do you think this is so weird...
The author has something to say: I will update the modern Easter eggs for Christmas later, let me give you a preview! !
Thank you for reading the text of the little cutie ah.
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