Ten Thousand Postures of Whitewashing Master

Bu Yinlou: "Welcome to the finals of Tianyuan's 14th Year of the Xiujie Strongest Competition. This is the live broadcast of Jifeigouju. I am Buyinlou, the commentator from Lingxue Palace."

Ming Gongshang: "I am a special guest and commentator Ming Gongshang from the mortal world. The titles of this game are awarded by Jiuchongtian, special thanks to: Xuanji Tower, Wuxiang Buddha Sect, Kunlun Wonderland, Taoxijian, Lingxue Palace , Tiandaomen, Wushandu, Jiuyin Island, Yuehuashi, 36pi, Wanshougu, and Jiuyou Huahai and other Xiujie twelve states, as well as the special sponsorship of Fanjie Xueyu City, the above rankings are in no particular order. "

Bu Yinlou: "Let's ask the director of Jian to move the camera to the judges' seat first, and I will introduce the judge of this competition, the Emperor of the Nine Heavens, Jun Tianyao. Everyone welcomes with applause!"

Ming Palace Shang: "The Lord of the Xuanji Pagoda, the Feng family chooses to be happy."

Buyinlou: "The Sovereign of the Nine Nether Flowers Sea, Best-selling Little X Book Author, National Treasure-Level Spring X Illustrator, Yu Tianyin!!"

Ming Gongshang: "As well as the heads of famous sects who showed their faces in the audience, I saw the familiar faces of Master Wuwu and Patriarch Yikui, as well as Sui Chenyue, the [-]-year-old supervisor in the mortal world. This competition is really attracting attention!"

Bu Yinlou: "Okay, now please turn the camera to the arena. We have entered this 3v3 arena competition. The venue is the snow mountain terrain of Lingxue Palace, which is very beneficial for monks who output from high places. You can see When the players from the red team formed a team to enter the arena, they were the DPS hero Yu Fuchen holding an ice-crushing gun, the Feng Changhuan hero holding sweet-scented osmanthus root in his hand, and Taoxi Jianmingsi with his own healing methods. Young hero."

Ming Palace Merchant: "The blue side here is from the Yuehua family, Xiao Chen, Xiao Jinchen, the master of conjuration with the spiritual pet Cangmang as the main output, Kunlun Ten Nights Changting Jiu Mengjun, Jidao Immortal Venerable Liu Changting, and the head of Lingxue Palace , Dao Guxian Fengbu Nian'an. The three people who have nothing to do with each other have personal grievances with each other, and they must be forced to become teammates because they were randomly placed into the game by the system."

Bu Yinlou: "Wait? The commentator just saw Grandmaster Xiao Chen spit on the head of Bu Nian'an with his own eyes. Master Xiao ignored his image, and the head of Bu Nian'an was in distress, while Lord Jiumeng kept throwing water at his teammates. Rolling eyes. It seems that Grandmaster Xiao doesn't intend to cast a healing spell, so this match will be the red team with the milk team vs the blue team with the chopper."

Ming Gongshang: "Countdown: 3, 2, 1, the game officially begins."

Bu Yinlou: "The staff of Lingxue Palace who maintain the order and safety of the arena have already set down a protective barrier to prevent the players from accidentally injuring the audience with their ultimate moves. We saw that the three people from the red team had already stepped into the barrier... Huh? At the beginning of the game In an instant, Feng Changhuan actually put down the dishes and started to switch minds? Could it be that the red team's strategy this time is a double nanny lineup?!"

Ming Gongshang: "After Feng Changhuan finished reading the article, he actually switched to the T mental method to accept the output, which is really surprising! But won't this practice of changing the lineup after the start of the game violate the rules of the game?"

Bu Yinlou: "Director Jian turned the camera to the judges' seat. We saw that Di Tianyao nodded slightly and had no objection. It seems that such an approach complies with the regulations. We will return to the arena next."

Ming Gongshang: "The red team is full of energy. We saw Yu Fuchen gearing up and eager to try. He probably still bears the grudge against Master Xiao for hurting his master, and he seems impatient. As a nanny, Ming Sinian is actually very aggressive towards the blue team player." ...The head of the step stretched out his middle finger to provoke!"

Bu Yinlou: "On the other hand, the blue team's morale has been declining again and again. Everyone's face is full of impatience and disgust. They are obviously very dissatisfied with their teammates. This is the first time in the history of the competition. .”

Ming Gongshang: "The blue side didn't intend to go first, but Feng Changhuan, who just cut the T, started to test the opponent. He threw off his teammates and rushed forward! Turned his back to avoid the attack of the step master, and stood behind Xiao Zongshi ! Although Grandmaster Xiao was unprepared, he was not surprised by his reaction, on the contrary, Cang Mang, who was guarding by his side, was the first to show hostility."

Bu Yinlou: "The two were whispering something. Master Xiao became angry, but he was still not in a hurry to make a move. Feng Changhuan, whose provocative method was not effective, raised his hand! Is he trying to strike first?!"

Ming Gongshang: "Oh! Feng Changhuan actually rubbed the sweet-scented osmanthus molasses in his hand on Xiao Zongshi. Such a provocative behavior finally made the cleanliness Xiao Zongshi angry, but he still didn't rush to attack, but kicked... Kicking at his teammates and stepping into the door? And waving at Jiumengjun again?!"

Bu Yinlou: "After being reminded by the violence, the two masters finally realized that they were in the arena and launched an attack on Feng Changhuan at the same time. I have to say that Feng Zhinan's hatred is very stable, and he deeply understands the essence of T's mind. .”

Ming Gongshang: "Seeing Master being beaten violently, Yu Fuchen threw an ice-crushing spear directly, stabbed the master in the waist and abdomen, and nailed him to the wall at the edge of the arena. Taoxijian medical staff entered the arena for treatment. The head of the step is doing cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but I didn't expect the head of the dignified to be defeated by a single move by the junior, it really is the waves behind the Yangtze River pushing the waves ahead!"

Bu Yinlou: "The contestant Ming Si Nian took out his martial flute and played the wonderful sound to heal Feng Chang Huan's injury. We saw that the blue team...hasn't changed much because of the loss of Bu Master's combat power. Master Xiao spat again , the elegant temperament was completely corrupted, and he even uttered abusive words, and the audience heard him scold..."

Xiao Chen: "You fucking! Step old dog! Trash dim sum!!"

Ming Gongshang: "Feng Zehuan from the judging panel here showed a red card to Grandmaster Xiao, insulting his teammates for violating the spirit of competition, Grandmaster Xiao and his spiritual pet Cang Mang were sent off from the arena, and then only Liu Changting remained on the blue team, 1v3 In the current situation, can Jiumengjun regain a victory!"

Bu Yinlou: "Ah! Lord Jiumeng beckoned to the referee to signal to admit defeat, and the reason was actually..."

Liu Changting: "I'm getting old, and I forgot to lock the door of Lingxiao Tower before leaving. Can I leave early and go back to watch my house?"

Di Tianyao: "..."

Feng Zehuan: "..."

Yu Tianyin: "..."

Auditorium: "..."

Ming Gongshang: "Due to the withdrawal of head Liu, the competition ended with the red team winning. Next, three contestants are invited to come to the stage to receive the prize!"

Buyinlou: "The title was handed out by Tianyao, the emperor of the ninth heaven, and the champion of Tianyuan's 14-year competition has been born. They are: Yu Xingzhi, a dog skin plaster—"

Ming Gongshang: "Steady like an old dog, the wind knows the difficulties—"

Buyinlou: "Saving people's lives and dogs' lives in the slightest—everyone applauds and encourages!"

Ming Gongshang: "Next, I will hand it over to Xuannan, the on-site reporter, to interview the champions for their acceptance speeches."

Xuannan: "Hi everyone, the audience, Xiaoseng is Xuannan, the front-line reporter of this competition. You can also call him Xgu? Is it?"

Feng Changhuan: "What should I do if my apprentice is too gentle on the bed? He is always reluctant to use force, and he loses a lot of fun. In fact, I like the rougher type. Wait online, hurry up."

Xuannan: "...Uh, the director cut this part, it's not suitable for public broadcasting...Let's interview the MVP Yu Xingzhi, this player, why is your face so red, it's still in the shape of a palm print , the two sides are so symmetrical..."

Yu Fuchen: "Now I regret it, I regret it very much..."

Xuannan: "It seems that the two contestants are too excited, let's interview Ming Sinian again... Hey! This contestant, please don't grab the monk's microphone!"

Ming Sinian: "In other families, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are at odds, but in my family, the father-in-law is making things difficult for the son-in-law. Is there any way to kill people without blood and leave no trace of poison? Please reply 'Weizhi' on the certified public account of the trio of hooligans in Xiujie." It’s a treasure’, please private message me, thank you everyone.”

Xuannan: "..." Bu Yinlou: "...I'm sorry, I may not be safe tonight, so let's take a step forward, and the live broadcast will be handed over to the prince to finish!!"

Ming Gongshang: "This is the end of Tianyuan's 14th year Xiujie strongest competition. We will draw lucky viewers in the comments and comments of participating activities to distribute rewards. Thank you for your attention to the live broadcast of Jifeigoujump. See you next year——"

The author has something to say: Don’t ask me why I suddenly wrote JJC... There are 3061 characters between the last chapter and the next chapter that Jinjiang administrators did not allow to write, so I had to intervene in the game. Please make up the plot by yourself, if you don't want to be beaten, let me go first...

By the way, the title of my jio book can be changed to "My Master Has a Hidden Illness", or "The Master Is Really Sick"...

Thank you for reading the little cuties.