Ten Thousand Postures of Whitewashing Master

The two huddled in front of the cave entrance and observed the situation below. It was so dark that the bottom could not be seen at a glance. It was Yin Wuji who released a spirit butterfly to illuminate the space inside.

The underground space is not big, it can only accommodate two people to walk freely for a few steps, and there is a shiny wooden box in the middle, it seems that there is indeed something good hidden.

After confirming his eyes, Yu Beichen went down the cave first, gestured to Yin Wuji, and made him jump down together.

He looked around the wooden box several times, and found that the box was imprisoned by spiritual power, and it must not be opened by ordinary methods. There was still a flickering light in the keyhole, and he could vaguely see a The ball of light flutters in it, it can be seen that it is a living thing, and it is very likely to destroy the things inside if it is opened forcibly.

Yu Beichen thought hard for a long time with his chin in his hands, but he couldn't figure out a way. He measured the length of the wooden box, which happened to be larger than the opening of the hole, which meant that they couldn't take the things away with the box.

"How can we open the lock without a key? We are not thieves."

Yin Wuji touched the winding gully on the wooden box, put his hands on it, compared it, and looked up at Yu Beichen. The fiery gaze made someone feel a little uncomfortable, and his back was covered with cold sweat.

"You, what do you see me doing! I don't know how to pick locks!"

"This thing can't be knocked open, it can only be opened by fusing the blood of two people."

"You know again?"

"Otherwise, why is there a blood groove on this lock? Look at the lines on it. Although they all lead to the keyhole, they are divided into two paths, which means that it cannot be opened by one person."

"Then why is it blood, why can't it be replaced by something else?"

Yin Wuji glanced coldly at his crotch, then glanced at Yu Beichen's, swallowed, looking a little nervous.

"Maybe...not impossible..."

"Of course not, you bastard!!"

Seeing that the sky was getting late, and it would be useless to spend it, Yu Beichen was so cruel that he drew his knife and cut his palm, even cutting off Yin Wuji's. Hearing the man's long-winded complaints, he pressed his hand together. On the blood trough, he said in a bad mood: "At worst, I owe you. I'll give you my chicken leg tonight."

It was only then that Yin Wuji's mouth was blocked.

But it didn't take long for the two of them to realize that something was wrong.

Before the lock was unlocked, the contents inside became restless, jumping violently and hitting the four walls of the box, making a bang bang sound, as if eager to break free.

Yu Beichen felt a chill running down his back, and thought to himself, could there be some ferocious spirit beast inside that would go mad when it smelled blood?If he lets it out, can he still survive?Hurry up and drag Yin Wuji away while the lock is still open.

"What are you doing, you haven't opened it yet."

"Don't you feel that we will be the ones who will suffer after opening it?"

It was too late to realize that something was wrong. With a crisp click, the lock pin bounced off and the box lid was pushed open.

The two of them held their breath at the same time and waited to find out what the hell was inside. Then they saw a fleshy, chubby thing protruding from the inside. Its limbs hadn't fully grown yet, but it already had eyes, nose, mouth and staring eyes. Looking at them, they suddenly rushed up with a "chirp!"

"Ah—a monster!!"

Yu Beichen screamed, and dragged Yin Wuji, who hadn't recovered from his senses, out of the cave. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw the round thing chasing him, and almost jumped off the cliff in a panic.

Yin Wuji was afraid that he would make a mistake in jumping like this, so he summoned Shenwu and Yu Jian took him away.

Returning to the residence as if fleeing for their lives, both of them were out of breath, looking desperate, and dragged their heavy steps to Feng Changhuan. Yu Beichen hugged his father's thigh, sobbing silently.

"Father, that...what the hell is that thing, do you really want to give it to Dad as a gift?"

Feng Changhuan chuckled, seeing that the wound on his hand was still bleeding, he dragged someone into the house to treat the wound for him.

Seeing this, Yin Wuji waited outside, hid his injured hand behind his back, looked at the dark sky, and sighed heavily.

He thought that he would be forgotten if he kept quiet like this, but just as he entered the door, Feng Changhuan turned around and invited him into the room as well.

"It's all a family, don't see outsiders."

family...

Bai Qinghan and Mo Qianlin had said this to him before, but in Yin Wuji's ears, he always felt that there was an invisible and intangible gauze, although he was allowed to step into it, he was still isolated. rejected.

So after hearing this, he hesitated until Feng Changhuan pulled him closer.

At this moment, Yu Fuchen had woken up, leaning against the table and sipping wine, Yu Beichen looked a little at a loss, probably because he felt sorry for not being able to bring back his father's birthday gift.

Letting both of them take their seats, Feng Changhuan then went to the seat next to Yu Fuchen, looked at Yin Wuji with a smile, made the latter feel a hint of conspiracy, and then pretended to sigh helplessly.

"Oh, it's a pity, I wanted to give the spirit fetus to your father as a birthday gift, and I wanted to give you a younger brother. I didn't expect you to take the lead, and my son became a grandson. I am really sad for my father. It's great, hahahahahaha!"

Looking at the father with "sad" written all over his face, Yu Beichen rubbed his back indiscriminately, realizing something was wrong.

"Spiritual fetus... that, that thing turned out to be..."

Seeing Yu Fuchen also shook his head pretending to be sorry, Yu Beichen collapsed on the spot.

He was a child himself, why did he suddenly have a child...

The most important thing is, who is not good with her, but that demon!

Ren thought about it more and more for a while, and when he took a step back, the more he thought about it, the more he suffered. For a moment, he was dazzled by anger, Yu Fuchen raised his hand and slapped Yin Wuji's dog's head without saying a word, hitting the latter a little stupidly, with a look on his face. Stared at him blankly.

Seeing his appearance, Yu Beichen was discouraged, slumped on the chair and thought about life, thinking that he was young and hadn't held a girl's hand before, so he would be regarded as a married man. Wherever you go in and out, there must be a little ghost with a pacifier behind it, yelling "Daddy, Daddy", maybe a certain piece of black dog skin plaster is holding the baby and urging him to go home and feed the cub, what is the point of this? ?

While he was thinking about it, Yu Fuchen had already explained the story of the spirit fetus to Yin Wuji, and when he learned that the thing they were chasing after jumping off the cliff just now was his own son, Yin Wuji slapped his thigh and immediately rushed out the door, only wailing. Yu Beichen beat his chest and stamped his feet.

"Daddy, father, I don't want to spend my whole life with this dog..."

Yu Fuchen took a sip of his wine disapprovingly, looked at Feng Changhuan secretly, and snorted coldly: "It's okay to deny it, there are all the cubs, I can't tolerate you denying it, or...do you want to be a throwaway A prodigal son who insults the family by abandoning his wife?"

Yu Beichen's family style has long been misled by you two old people, okay? If you don't honestly marry a wife and have children, you will know how to make some fools. No wonder you get along with that dog.

But I dare not say these words, I can only hold my grievances in my heart, thinking about it as an arranged marriage ordered by my parents and the words of a matchmaker.

At this moment, Yin Wuji just came back from the spirit fetus who had been chasing them for a long time, and then got lost on the island.

But seeing Yin Wuji's slightly embarrassed appearance while holding the womb, and then glanced at the womb that looked a little like him, Yu Beichen's heart softened.

Seeing the helpless expression on his face, Yu Fuchen knew that his little plot had succeeded, and he clapped hands with Feng Changhuan, and when Yu Beichen saw them, they were as happy as children Knocking on the table, he could only sigh again.

"Two old and disrespectful..."

Isn't this just being accused of a reluctant marriage?

The two Gaotangs are the mother-in-law watching the son-in-law. The more they watch it, the more interesting they are, and the more they like it, they call Yin Wuji to come forward, while teasing the cub in his arms, they ask Yu Beichen if there are any embarrassing things that he can't tell on the stage recently .

The latter, on the other hand, seemed out of place, a little neglected and wronged, quietly went out the door, squatting on the ground and drawing circles.

This night the moonlight was just right, and there was a cold shadow on his body, he huddled into a ball and sighed helplessly, suddenly felt that there were more shadows in front of him, and when he looked back, it was actually Yin Wuji.

"Did you come to see me for a good show? I won't take your tricks. If you dare to laugh at me, I will twist your head off and throw it into the sea to feed the fish!"

"No, I just want to sigh...it's nice to have relatives."

Yin Wuji pulled him up, even though Yu Beichen had a thousand reluctances in his heart, he still couldn't match his strength at the moment, so he had to go out with him, and sat down on a peaceful beach, watching the ebb and flow of the tide under the moonlight .

"Sorry, I'm actually not a selfish person. I never thought of sharing my parents' love for you. I'm just a little envious, and I can't help but..."

Yu Beichen felt uncomfortable, rubbed his forehead hair messed up by the sea breeze, and sighed.

"I also want to apologize. I have experienced utter loneliness. I am very afraid of losing everything I have. It is not against you. I have thought about it just now. We grew up together. It is you who accompanied me through loneliness and loneliness. years, but without you, there would be no me who persisted until my parents came, I..."

Speaking of this, Yu Beichen's face turned red, and his earlobes were hot, and he couldn't help but want to avoid the man's sight.

"It's just...cough! How should I put it...well, that's right, I have all the cubs, I definitely can't run away, why don't you just marry into my house..."

God, what the hell is he talking about, does he really think so in his heart!

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Yu Beichen regretted it, thinking that Yin Wuji should not agree!But don't agree!Don't save face for yourself, it's boring to be reluctant about feelings, and added: "It doesn't matter if you don't want to..."

Before he could finish speaking, his mouth was gagged.

Yin Wuji personally gave him the answer, kissed his lips without letting go, and took advantage of the opportunity to bite the tip of his tongue.

Yu Beichen was a little annoyed, thinking how the young master was thinking about giving you a home, but you were thinking about molesting the young master?Is this still plausible!

"Well... let go!"

He slapped the man, but it was in vain. Yu Beichen threw his whole body towards Yin Wuji.

The other party was also a little at a loss, and was pushed to the ground without even resisting, staring blankly at Yu Beichen who was pressing on him.

"You... suddenly become very active, is it because you have tasted the strength of your brother?"

"You think beautiful!"

There was a sudden stabbing pain in his abdomen, and Yu Beichen's voice trembled when he spoke, and he curled up into a ball and fell down.

When he was young, he often committed this problem. When he was overjoyed and sad, his emotions would always be affected. He would be sick for three or two days. Later, he learned to control his emotions.

He was in cold sweat all over his body in pain, Yin Wuji frantically tried to take him back to rest, but whenever he wanted to touch him, he screamed in pain, so he had no choice but to let him lie flat on the beach first, take off his coat and wrap him up, so as not to be hurt. cold.

"Beichen, are you okay? I'm not mad at you. Get well soon, and don't mention it in the future, okay?"

She usually acts foolishly, but when she is careful, she is also kind of silly and cute.

Seeing him like this, Yu Beichen lost his temper.

"Actually, I don't feel disgusted. I just can't accept that I want to get along with you in a different way. I don't hate you at all..."

"Then, do you like it?"

"...I didn't say that!"

With a harsh word, Yu Beichen turned sideways again, frowning and waiting for the pain to pass.

During this period, Yin Wuji didn't say a word, he stood by his side and looked at him worriedly. Before he knew it, Yu Beichen squeezed his hand tightly, with such force that it seemed to crush his bones.

"Say something to distract me, just thinking about it hurts, it will hurt more and more..."

"Hmm... I heard that your baby name was Rouhuhu when you were young, and I gave our son a similar one. What do you think of it being called Yuangungun?"

"..."

"Ah, and the name has to match you, why not call it Feng Nanqing."

"...Have you ever seen a child who doesn't follow his parents' surname? Do you want that brat to be my generation?"

"That's right..."

Yin Wuji was thinking about this question, and when the two of them were silent, a dazzling ray of light suddenly appeared in the sky, scaring Yu Beichen to sit up immediately, leaning on Yin Wuji to watch the strange change.

The rays of the sun illuminated the sky, overshadowed the light of the bright moon, and kept approaching the island.

Squint your eyes and take a closer look, it is actually the light emitted by a group of spirit birds, hovering over the island, making a melodious cry.

The sound alarmed Yu Fuchen and Feng Changhuan in the room. When the two went out together, they saw groups of spirit birds flying and gathering together, making the brilliance even more dazzling, and then pieced together into a huge phoenix, unfolding in the air With two wings, it makes a long cry.

"This must be a wish from the little uncle from the East China Sea..."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Beichen saw the scene of Hua Guangxia and the two kissing.

When I see my parents making out, I will always be embarrassed, so I quickly look away, but when I look back, there is another fiery kiss on the face.

Now he stopped talking and didn't know what to say.

"Beichen, have you ever hated me when we were together all these years?"

"I said I don't hate you...but it's not like I like you either."

"But I like you but I like you so tightly..."

Yin Wuji's words made Yu Beichen speechless, knowing that his brother had unreasonable thoughts about him, who could sit still, and then he was hugged by that man again, making him panic even more.

"Wait, listen to my sophistry!"

"Daddy said to get married for us after our birthday. You are not young anymore, and I am not young anymore. It is time to find a good place for myself. My home is you. I have already decided that I can't get rid of you. If you refuse...then I will rely on you with my son."

Looking at the two people who were pushing and hugging each other, Yu Fuchen in the distance was holding Feng Changhuan's shoulders and pinching his chin as I expected.

"Chang Huan, I said this kid is reliable, now I should believe it."

The man was still a little hesitant, "But he is a spiritual creature formed by the condensed power of the Nine Netherworld. If one day he eats back his flesh, what should he do?"

"This is why you worry too much. Don't forget that our son is your own. With your bloodline that can control Jiuyou, it is unreasonable for him to be bullied in the future. What you should worry about is our son-in-law, will he come one day?" Late was bullied on his neck."

"I don't know how the neck is. Anyway, there will never be fewer days in the future when you are ridden. I thought that the fleshy man could become a macho man who stands up to the sky. Now it seems that he is also the one who suffers in bed..."

Yu Fuchen was overjoyed when he heard this, he took him into his arms and hugged him horizontally.

"Disadvantage? It's because you were squeezed dry at night. If you say this, I will teach you a lesson. Huh? Brother Fairy..."

For some reason, the sound of calling reached the ears of Yu Beichen and Yin Wuji very clearly, and the ears of the two were red when they heard it.

Yin Wuji swallowed his saliva, leaned close to the man's ear, and was vigilantly avoided as soon as he opened his mouth. Unfortunately, someone still couldn't escape his "little meat".

Yu Beichen was so ashamed and indignant that he raised his hand and gave him a mouthful. His face was flushed with anger, and he held back for a long time: "Don't call me that!"

"But your baby name is Rouhuhu, so I can't call you Xiaohuhu."

"If you want to call something, just come up with something nice, don't deliberately annoy me!"

"That……"

Yin Wuji leaned close to his ear, bit his earlobe, and murmured softly, Yu Beichen immediately froze, neither refuted nor clamored, let him hug him tightly, and whispered in his ear again and again.

After more than half of the island, Xiao Chen spat out the melon seeds in his mouth, and tilted his head to look at the blue python hanging around his neck.

"I bet ten gold leaves, that kid must be called Baby."

Hearing his words, Cang Mang turned into a human form, still maintaining the posture of leaning on him, moaning, "Why do you care so much about other people's sons?"

"It's not like growing mushrooms in idle time. Besides, if you don't have this recently, do you dare to bet?"

Before Jiang Chensha could reply, a ghostly figure floated behind the two of them, and directly threw the brocade bag full of gold leaves into Xiao Chen's hand.

"Don't gamble, he is called a darling. I paid five times the price, and Grandmaster Xiao will have to pay fifty times. Don't break the rules."

Taking a closer look, isn't this Sui Chenyue who sneaked onto the boat?

Looking behind him, as expected, Chang Ming, the emperor of Beiming, was standing five steps away from him, smiling helplessly.

"Chitose, you are cheating."

"Where is it? Which side are you standing on? How can you turn your elbows out!"

"If Xijun Bai Qinghan hadn't told you that when he was young, Yin Wuji liked to call young chubby like this when he was passing by, how could you bet with others?"

When there was a disagreement, Xiao Chen and Sui Chenyue pinched each other. With this slap, he touched the latter's lower abdomen, and suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Grandmaster Xiao stared at his palm and fell into deep thought, staring blankly at Sui Chenyue who didn't know he was about to be thrown out of his old ways.

"Chitose...are you happy?"

The atmosphere fell into a strange silence, Sui Chenyue took a tentative look at Ming Gongshang, who was stunned for a moment, then suddenly rushed forward and hugged him.

Seeing the noisy people on the island who were both surprised and happy, Bai Qinghan and Mo Qianlin sat on the cliff, holding a pot of warm soup, and let out a sigh of relief.

The latter asked him: "Today you found out that Chitose is pregnant, why didn't you say anything?"

"Everything is predestined. It's better for us outsiders not to interfere."

"He didn't dare to tell the emperor about it because he was afraid that he would be sad if he lost his life because of giving birth to a son, and his deeds would be exposed. Isn't it good?"

"Otherwise, how long will you be able to hide? Besides, this is not enough to be a concern. I heard that Taoxijian has found a way to allow the Yan people to give birth smoothly without dying of exhaustion. This is the best of both worlds."

At the same time, Ming Sinian, who was in the Taoxi stream in the East China Sea, looked at the two drunken dead on the beach and shook his head helplessly.

"What's wrong with Mr. Ze Huan and Master Liu? They are inhumane after being drunk. With their half-dead appearance, how are they going to celebrate Senior Brother's birthday tomorrow..."

But Bu Yinlou enjoyed it, dismissed irrelevant disciples, and sat down with the reluctant Ming Sinian, waiting for a good show.

"If you want me to say, this is the best chance to ruin the reputation of the two of them. It won't be long before they start to pick each other's clothes..."

Before he finished speaking, Feng Zehuan, who was so drunk, turned over and pressed Liu Changting on Liu Changting's body, and said "I'm going to be on top tonight".

The latter was not to be outdone, he reversed his posture with a roll, and said vaguely: "No, you were on top last night, today, it's my turn..."

"No, I'll go..."

"Go away, I'll come..."

The two drunks just rolled to the beach, half of their bodies were submerged in the sea, but they didn't know it.

Now Buyinlou couldn't sit still, "No, I still have to stop it."

Unexpectedly, Ming Si Nian directly pulled him back, his knuckles creaked, and said with a sneer, "I have a more exciting idea, have you heard of the illusion scroll that Yedi Yutianyin used to record scenes?"

"You mean this good thing?"

A head suddenly appeared from behind, and Ming Si Nian, who was so scared that he felt guilty, jumped up. Looking at the person behind him, isn't it the landlord Yun Wuyu who has been confused since Ting Yulou was disbanded?

The other party turned out a bundle of scrolls with a smile, and opened a corner mysteriously, so that the two could clearly see the moving portraits recorded inside, the fragrant pictures, the exciting scenes, and the two protagonists with half-naked clothes .

"Not this one……"

"Shh! Don't say it. The treasure I found with all my heart, don't let my brother know about it, or he will set him on fire again..."

Before he finished speaking, the scroll in Yun Wuyu's hand was snatched away, and when he looked back, Yun Wuling smiled and ignited the flames and burned the scroll to a handful of ashes, leaving no residue.

"My dear brother, he's doing these little tricks again. Brother has to teach you well."

Speaking of lifting Yun Wuyu's collar, before he could make the next move, the sword box behind him trembled and made a buzzing sound. The sword spirits who smelled the aroma of wine couldn't hold back their excitement. He and Broken Snake couldn't wait to transform into a human form, and rushed to the wine table where Caifeng Zehuan and Liu Changting had a drink, pushing glasses for a change.

"Hey! Do you treat the Medical Sect as a private restaurant! Show me some respect, this is the sect!!"

Feeling the call of the sword spirit, Bai Hong in the snow-capped mountains looked at the criss-crossing sword lights of various colors in the sky, smiled at the sleeping child in her arms, and her eyes were full of tenderness.

He murmured to himself in a low voice, "Cang, did you see that, that is the proud work of you and brother."

The toddler frowned and uttered a sleepy voice, "Well...don't go."

"Okay, don't go, I will stay here with you for the rest of my life, I will be with you for the rest of my life, and I won't go anywhere."

Hearing this, the young boy felt relieved, he frowned, and fell asleep again with his fingers in his mouth.

Back on the island, Yu Beichen and Yin Wuji, who were lying on the beach together, looked at the stars dotted in the sky and heard the endless noise, thinking that they were hallucinating.

"Do you feel that the island is very noisy today?"

"Maybe it's because tomorrow is going to be a good day to celebrate daddy and father's birthday, so they want to give each other a surprise."

"I changed my mind so early, and I'm still a little uncomfortable."

"I'll always get used to it, dear..."

"..."

Willow shoots on the moon, Xiyun fades away.

The story of this pair of young people has just begun...

The author has something to say: Originally there was a side story about Liu Changting and Feng Zehuan, but after thinking about it, it still hasn't been published, so the story of "Master" has come to an end.

Because I started to get busy in the later stage, the code words and text changes seemed a bit powerless, and I will still modify some small places in the later stage, thank you for your lovely support!

The next step is to work hard to write the documentation! "Ten Thousand Poses to Bring Down Shaoqing", you can read it by clicking on the author's column, I hope the next one will be better!Put the text below.

A tragedy caused by an obscene book, fighting monsters all the way to get promoted and get rich, scheming and scheming, plotting against each other, falling in love and killing each other.

As we all know, Shaoqing of Dali Temple is a high-risk occupation.

There is an emperor and empress dowager, there is a civil and military dual face in the front, and there is a powerful King Jin on the back, it is difficult.

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Jun Ziyou was imprisoned by Prince Jin Xiao Beicheng because he wrote a third-rate storybook, with a knife on his neck. To save his life, he had to become a guest of King Jin's mansion.

Xiao Beicheng tried his best to promote people to high positions, in order to have power over the world in the future, and peace and prosperity, he never imagined that he would raise a deadly enemy for himself.Since then, the ruling and opposition parties have not had a peaceful day.

King Jin wrote: "The minister found obscene reading materials from Shaoqing's room last night. As an official of the court, it is a misconduct."

The emperor: "Last night? In the room? What did you do behind my back? I doubt that your virtue has gone anywhere!"

King Jin Qizuo: "The Shaoqing of Dali Temple speaks out all day long and does not do his job properly. I implore Your Majesty to take back the official seal of Shaoqing and demote him to the rank of a commoner."

Prime Minister: "My lord, you pulled Jun Shaoqing out with one hand, didn't you slap yourself in the face?"

King Jin said: "..."

General: "My lord, you are so cruel..."

Finally one day, Junziyou couldn't bear it any longer, and slapped Xiao Beicheng severely in front of civil and military officials, "Snakes and rats are a nest, don't pretend to be arrogant, neither of us is a good bird!"

Xiao Beicheng cupped his hands and smiled at the stunned people, "I'm sorry, it's not that this king is not good enough, it's that Master Shaoqing doesn't know how to do it."