Ten Thousand Postures of Whitewashing Master

"Oh? That's really interesting."

Before the words reached anyone, a lazy sound came from outside the house, Yu Fuchen poked his head out, and was frightened half to death by a huge snake head.

With this way of appearance, not to mention Xuewu City, even the Three Realms can't find another person.

Xiao Chen yawned to join in the fun, patted Cang Mang's head to let it transform into a coil on his wrist, and said to everyone: "Good morning, I slept so full..."

Yu Fuchen felt sorry for you, you disappeared as soon as you arrived in Xuewu City, did you go looking for a place to catch up on sleep?Didn't attend such a big event of sending the people out of the city because Grandmaster Xiao was sleeping? ?

Seeing Xiao Chen, Granny Meng sneered again, "Unexpectedly, Grandmaster Xiao even showed up."

"Hey, don't, you can't do it. I'm not interested in other people's private affairs at all, and I don't want to interfere in the troublesome matter between Xueyu City and Wushandu. I just told you on behalf of Wanshougu and Jiangguzhu..."

While talking, Xiao Chen walked to Po Meng's side, pulled out the folding fan that Jiang Chensha never left at his waist, and unfolded the fan to reveal the word "Dao" on it.

"There is justice in the world, and reincarnation of good and evil will eventually be rewarded. The crooked methods obtained by killing people will eventually come back to you, can't you imagine it? Ten years ago you took advantage of the chaos to kill Jiang Chensha, and the secret scrolls you took were only fragments. It’s going against the sky, the effect is quick, and the retribution comes quickly. If you don’t use the secret technique to relieve the symptoms of blood gas retrograde within ten days, you will soon return to the old state of white hair and chicken skin, and you will not even be able to recover the lost spiritual power. "

He said this calmly, causing Po Meng to be terrified, and in a panic, she grabbed the corner of his clothes with her uninjured hand, knelt down and begged in a humble gesture.

"No, no... Grandmaster Xiao, you have a way, you have a way to help me! I don't want to, I don't want to go back to being old and ugly again, I want to be young and beautiful, Grandmaster Xiao, I beg Grandmaster Xiao to save me!!"

May I ask which man can stand up to the pleadings of the beautiful woman Lihuadaiyu?

Xiao Chen raised Po Meng's tear-stained face with a fan, got up and took out a scroll from his sleeve, and spread it out in front of everyone.

Just when Yu Fuchen wanted to speak to persuade him not to be impulsive, cold sweat broke out from the back of the people who listened to the crisp sounds.

Xiao Chen tore the scroll into pieces with a blank expression, and a spell burned the pieces into fine ashes, without revealing a single word to Po Meng.

This time it was his turn to sneer.

"It's because of this ridiculous and unrealistic extravagance that you caused me to lose him. Does it feel good to waste all my previous efforts?"

Granny Meng screamed in dismay and grabbed the hot dust with her only remaining hand, but as much as she grabbed, how much would leak from her fingers, just like her lost youth, which would never come back.

Xiao Chen pinched Granny Meng's face without mercy, his fingers went deep into the jawbone, making it impossible to utter a word of pleading.

"As much as you love yourself, I love him as much. You killed him, and I was just seeking justice for him. What are you afraid of? won't you?"

He didn't show any anger from the beginning to the end, but he had the aura to intimidate others. Compared with before, he was a completely different person.

Yu Fuchen faintly felt that things were developing in a strange direction, turned his head and glanced at Feng Changhuan, who would have expected that he would meet a bright smiling face when he turned his head.

The man stepped forward and pressed Po Meng's bleeding hand, and smiled at the latter.

He is beautiful when he smiles sincerely, and has an indescribable appeal, which makes it easy for people to fall into it.

It stands to reason that Feng Changhuan should have resentment towards Po Meng, his abnormal attitude makes people suspicious, and Po Meng herself is the worst.

"You want to save me?"

"I didn't say it."

"Then you can give me a good time!"

Hearing this, the person who was still smiling a second ago changed his face and stared at Granny Meng with an extremely terrifying expression. The ghost pupils were covered with scarlet bloodshot eyes. Even Granny Meng, who was used to wind and rain, was terrified.

"Baiyige suffered all his life because of your poisonous Gu. The Lord Jianggu was killed by you in the battle of Tianyu Mountain. The people of Guyu were wiped out by Wushandu. The Goddess Gushe was sunk into the deep sea alive. Want to die quickly, I also want to ask them if they will agree, how can I be worthy of them if I don’t cut you into pieces?”

But after saying this, he immediately regained his composure, and the smile returned to his face, as if the gloom just now was just an illusion of blinking.

"Only villains who are more despicable, nasty, and more damnable than you can punish you. For example, I, who once caused troubles in the world, are a perfect match for you. But I am not young anymore. At this age, I still want to save myself Be a little sinister, so you better make a decision before my patience is worn out, otherwise... I will make your life worse than death."

Yu Fuchen knew where he learned the trick of changing his face to bluff people. Xiao Chen was quite bored, so he withdrew his hands and withdrew from the battle, as if borrowing a knife to kill someone. He yawned and left with Cang Mang. The next sentence: "It's boring, call me when you see blood."

Although Meng Po's evil deeds are absolutely outrageous, but her existence plays a decisive factor in the battle situation, Yu Fuchen can only patiently persuade Mo Qianlin to put down the grudge for the time being, the most urgent thing is to get more words out of Meng Po's mouth.

After handing over Po Meng to Patriarch Yikui to deal with her injuries, Feng Changhuan smiled and narrowed her eyes out of the room. It was indeed a bit of a villain's posture, but in someone's eyes, it became another kind of interest.

Yu Fuchen closed the door slowly, and called out, "Chang Huan."

When the man turned around, he grabbed the man and forcibly pushed him against the wall. His five fingers passed through his hair, and his long legs pressed between his legs. He lowered his head and kissed him, which was irresistible.

Suddenly doing this, Feng Changhuan was surprised, and turned his head to avoid the slightly painful kiss, but his jaw was tied and he couldn't move.

He struggled to push the man away, but just as he raised his hand, it was pinched behind his back again, which made him a little uncomfortable who had been treated gently in the past.

During the separation, he gasped and asked, "What are you doing! Did I do anything wrong!"

"Okay, I still have the strength to speak, it's because I didn't take good care of you."

Yu Fuchen clamped down on his hand, and with a little force, the man turned around and pressed against the wall, uttering a low groan in pain.

"You still don't know what's wrong? Your perfect match is me. When will you get that kind of old woman?"

Feng Changhuan couldn't help but take a deep breath, this vengeful man actually cared about that kind of joke!It is unreasonable for him to force the blame on himself even though he misunderstood it!

"you……"

"Just now I was thinking about whether to do some evil things and become a monster with the same name as you, so that in the future, whoever mentions us will be two famous names. But I thought about it, and I think this is enough now, I The evil things I want to do have nothing to do with the common people in the world, but only to you..."

As he spoke, he tore off the man's collar again, and bit a red mark on that neck. Feng Changhuan held back and kept silent, biting his lips and looking back at him with red eyes, obviously dissatisfied Yu Fuchen smelled a sense of grievance, laughed and pulled him into his arms, rubbing his head.

"I'm sorry, I'm just joking. I didn't intend to really hurt you. Don't be angry, okay?"

Feng Changhuan coldly pushed him a step away, and within a few steps he was hugged from behind again, wanting to scratch him angrily.

But when he heard Yu Fuchen buried his head behind his back and called "Brother Fairy" in a muffled voice, all his bones were broken and he couldn't move anymore.

"Smelly, stinky boy! Do you think I will calm down like this!"

"Brother Fairy, don't be angry anymore, if you keep getting angry, I will be sad."

The two were tired and crooked, and they didn't notice that Xiao Chen, who had just left for a short time, came back again. When he saw them making love to each other, the demon fire in his heart burned up, stomped his feet and called "Cang Python", the spirit immediately Knowing this, he transformed into a giant shape and blew out a stream of water from a high altitude, drenching the two of them into drowned chickens.

And after doing this, Grandmaster Xiao forgot what he came back for, stomped away angrily, and left the business behind.

Just when the two were slapping each other's water in a hurry, the door opened again, and Patriarch Yikui and Po Meng went out. Under the diagnosis and treatment of the mysterious medical method, the latter's severed hand was connected with the meridians, wrapped in The bandage can't tell how the injury is, it just feels that the movement is not very smooth.

"But what do you want to explain?"

Seeing the person, Granny Meng immediately raised her chin, raised her head and raised her chest in a haughty posture, squinting at the two from the corner of her eye, and let out a cold snort of disdain.

"Confession? I just want to tell you that Jiang Chensha was not killed by me, the islanders were not killed by me, and the goddess Gushe was not killed by me. Don't put unwarranted charges on me. The matter of Wushandu has nothing to do with me. What does it matter?"

At such a time, he still wanted to get rid of the relationship, but his mouth was hard to tell the truth, and Yu Fuchen was so angry that his teeth were itching, if it wasn't for the fact that the other party was an older woman and a wounded person, he would have taught her to be a man by now.

Feng Changhuan noticed the details in her words, "Then you admit that Bai Yige's illness was caused by you?"

"Being caught now, there is nothing to quibble about. It is a Gu I raised many years ago. It is so poisonous that it can still make his life worse than death. But what can you do if you know? The Gu has already been in his body. For decades, we have already been of one mind and one body with him, and if we get rid of the Gu worms, it means taking away his life."

Speaking of this, Meng Po squinted at Yu Fuchen, walked closer, put a finger against his chest, and smiled sinisterly.

"Unexpectedly, you are also a worm jar. Forgetfulness Gu, Rebirth Gu, and Golden Silkworm Gu are three worms in your body at the same time. The most poisonous Wangqing Gu was swallowed by the Rebirth Gu, causing your memory to recover. This one Rebirth Gu is really not easy, if I guess correctly..."

She turned to Feng Changhuan, walked around behind him, opened her hands like a giant spider, and pressed him into her arms fiercely.

"This Rebirth Gu, is it the one that brought you back from the dead?"

When Yu Fuchen saw the situation, he was able to return it. Seeing that the man had a pair of penis on his back, and seeing his chest as flat as a stone, he became anxious.

Before he could speak, Feng Changhuan had already drawn out his sword, forcing back Po Meng who had ulterior motives, pointing the point of the sword at the latter's throat.

"I don't want to be rough, but if you refuse to cooperate, don't blame me for being cruel." He winked at Yu Fuchen again while talking, "Go to Xiao Chen for help."

Yu Fuchen thought to himself that he had finally sent away this uninvited great god, and finding him would only add to the confusion, so why not take it too hard?

But in front of people, he always wanted to give that person enough face, so he went to find Xiao Chen full of doubts, and the great master really closed the door and fell asleep again.

He knocked on the door, and there was a cat-like growl from inside, completely subverting his impression of Xiao Chen.

"Xiao... Grandmaster?"

"Don't, don't make noise..."

"I'm here...cough!"

"I told you not to make noise!!"

Xiao Chen, who had a bad temper, roared, and there was a series of chaotic sounds of things collapsing in the room. Yu Fuchen thought what the old virgin was doing, and saw a gap in the window, and then he became only a wrist. The thick blue python poked its head out, and handed him some painted talisman papers in its mouth.

He seemed to suddenly understand something...

"Grandmaster Xiao..."

Hearing another call from outside, Xiao Chen, who was in a hurry to get dressed, said angrily, "What the hell are you calling!!"

"Master Xiao! Pay attention to your safety! Don't hold back what happened. If it's really impossible, I can call Wei Zhi to show you. Don't hold back! Don't hold back!!"

After saying this, Yu Fuchen ran away so quickly that Xiao Chen felt lonely when he kicked the door out.

At first he didn't understand what strange words he was talking about, but after looking at the thick and thin long and short python, Xiao Chen immediately understood that his image in the heart of the prostitute had plummeted.

"Cang Python..."

"Hiss..."

"Jiang Chensha, you fucking did it on purpose!!"

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