Ten Thousand Postures of Whitewashing Master

Emperor Zun is happy to have a son.

The good news spread throughout the Nine Heavens in less than half a moment, all the immortals showed joy, discussing in twos and threes how to congratulate Emperor Zun's successor.

Only the young man who lived in Tan Huating for a long time was unhappy, twisting a piece of grass between his fingers, and humming impatiently from time to time.

Longque and Broken Snake passed by here, saw it from a distance and found it interesting, so they went up to tease, "The pouting mouth can hang oil bottles, and who made our prince unhappy?"

The young man rolled his eyes at them, but did not respond, looking at the large area of ​​flowers and plants that had been destroyed by him in front of the court, Gu Zi sighed.

"I know, he is homesick and homesick."

"Don't fart, you obviously have a sweetheart, tell me who it is, my brothers will talk about kissing for you?"

Two incomprehensible sword servants, can you still count on them to help?

The boy stomped his feet and ran away just to find peace, the two of them leaned back and laughed when they saw this.

"I can see that he is jealous."

"Shh - don't talk nonsense, it's clearly to fight for favor~"

Dazed by anger, the young man Tayun leaped far away, avoiding two pieces of dog skin plaster, and then stopped by the Huanhua Pond to look up at the sky.

The sound of the gurgling water calms the mind and relieves the loneliness in his heart. The young man sighed again, a white shadow flashed in front of his eyes, and suddenly he saw a little bun running in front of him, and hurriedly rubbed his eyes, afraid it was an illusion.

When he opened his eyes again, the little bun had long since disappeared. His arms sank, and when he looked down, there was a little guy who was just about to move.

This steamed stuffed bun looked like it had just been born, its teeth hadn't grown yet, its limbs were thick and short, its small fleshy hands were only as big as a jujube, and when it smiled, its facial features were crowded together, which looked very pleasing.

The little guy couldn't speak yet, so he babbled and hugged him.

How could there be such a child in the Nine Heavens Realm who hasn't fully grown yet...

The little bun's identity could be guessed with his feet, the young man felt disgusted in his heart, and wanted to push the little guy aside and watch him roll all the way into the flower pond, gulping down the muddy water from washing the petals.

He stretched out his hand and pushed, but there was no response.

The little guy just clung to his arms, groaning and huddling inward, refusing to let go even after saying anything, but it looked like the little fat hand was full of strength and couldn't even be shaken off.

"You...let go! Let go, you..."

"Woooooooo..."

"How dare you pretend to cry at such a young age! If you don't let go, I'll beat you!!"

The boy raised his fist while talking, and waved it symbolically and threateningly. Unexpectedly, the little bun actually grabbed his wrist with one bite, and the wet and sticky saliva frightened the boy who was a clean freak and hurriedly took out a handkerchief to wipe it off. , I was in a hurry and couldn't stand still, and the mud on the edge of the pool fell into the pool water.

The movement attracted the attention of the surrounding celestial maidens, leaving only a dirty boy sitting in the pool water, listening to the silver bells of ridicule one after another, gnashing his teeth and looking at the back of the little bun slapping his buttocks and crawling away, the hatred for the little guy A little bit more.

"you you you……"

"Don't worry, he's just a kid."

The deep male voice had an aura of calmness and prestige. The heavenly women who had just laughed together bowed their heads and knelt down when they saw this. Only the young man was still sitting in the pool, staring blankly at the supreme man who was walking slowly.

The visitor was dressed in black clothes with totems embroidered with gold thread. His tall stature gave people an indescribable oppression, but for the young man, it gave him an indescribable sense of security. fell asleep in his arms.

The young man stared blankly for a long time, until the man walked to the edge of the pool, he remembered rolling on his knees in the mud at the bottom of the pool, pushed aside the lotus in front of him, and lowered his head.

"My son pays homage to the emperor."

"It's not that you don't have to be so distant when no one is around."

The young man cast a scathing glance at the goddesses who had just watched the play, and saw them all twisting their poses in various poses to pretend to be the background of red flowers and green leaves, so he timidly called out: "Father."

The man let out a "hmm" and was very satisfied.

"Get up, go change into some dry clothes and come back to the Yunguang Palace, the Guhuang has something to tell you."

The young man responded excitedly, even more so than the concubine who had stayed alone in the vacant house for many years before being blessed.

But when he saw the man whom he revered as his adoptive father lovingly picked up the little bun crawling around on the ground, held him in his arms regardless of his dirtiness, and let his little muddy hands scratch his face. Strange dirty marks, the things that have been carefully maintained in my heart seem to shatter with a snap.

Sure enough, if it's not his own, can't he get all the father's love?

The young man lowered his eyelids in disappointment, but he never forgot that he was a prisoner of crime. He knew that this warmth was hard-won from God's charity, so he quickly adjusted his mood, changed his clothes and went to Yunguang Palace.

Di Tianyao sat on the supreme throne, wiped off the stains on his face, and waved to the boy.

The young man was silent, he was born with a donkey temper, and when he got angry, no one would obey. He gritted his teeth and stepped forward, but he didn't follow the emperor's instructions to step on the steps leading to the throne, and knelt down at a distance of several steps. place.

"Are you throwing a tantrum?"

"My son doesn't dare."

"Then don't let the lonely emperor say it a second time."

Seeing the person showing annoyance, the young man who repaid the revenge just now was afraid of angering him, so he obediently obeyed the person's wishes and came to his side, was hugged on the person's lap and sat, fearful and restless.

"Overwhelmed?"

"No... I'm no longer old enough to be intimate with my adoptive father, it's more appropriate for you to embrace the prince."

"As the son grows up, is it because his skin is thinner or his wings are stiffer that he has learned to distance himself from his father."

Di Tianyao sighed helplessly, strangled the young man's neck calmly, and threatened with a smile.

"Don't forget the islanders who are now the emperor in the mortal world, and your unbelievable brother. If you can't bear the humiliation and bear the burden, you are doomed to have no chance to stand up and seize power in the future."

The young man suffered from pain, his eyes showed unyielding, and he never bowed his head.

Seeing him like this, Di Tianyao relaxed his strength, and caressed his head instead.

"Okay, I should get tired of playing this game. Today is the day when you become an adult. According to the practice of Jiuchongtian, the lonely emperor should tie your hair and send you to reincarnate and go to the world to experience. But you are by the lonely emperor's side For many years, the lonely emperor is reluctant to let you travel far, so I plan to give you a big gift."

"A... share the gift of fatherly love with me? If so, I'd rather be a child who never grows up."

This made Di Tianyao laugh.

"Your innocence really made the lonely emperor happy. This is also the reason why the widows saw you at a glance among the prisoners of Tianxiang. It was you who saved the feathermen of Tianxiang and saved them from the threat of death. But it seems that they are not No thank you."

"The important thing is what I do for people, not what people are willing to give me in return. I would like to be a gentleman, like a lotus flower in the night, independent of the cold river, and alone."

"Well said, it is really appropriate for you to live in Tan Huating for a long time. Speaking of which, do you know the meaning of the name Tan Huating?"

"The Lotus Sutra once said: There is a flower in front of the Buddha, named You Tanhua, which sprouts in 1000 years, buds in 1000 years, blooms in 1000 years, fades at the fingertips, and blooms in an instant."

"Your Buddha's relationship is really not shallow. Your heart is like a lotus. You are a gentleman among people. The lonely emperor gave you the name Miaofa Lianhuajun. Do you like it?"

"Thank you Emperor for giving me the name."

Since then, the unnamed prince of Jiuchongtian has his own dao name, and he still lives in the Tanhuating Pavilion, watching the sun rise and the moon set in the world from the horizon.

Broken Snake and Dragon Sparrow are playful, and they often go for a walk in their spare time, bringing some vitality to the quiet corner of Jiuchongtian.

On that day, Long Que was ordered by Emperor Zun to bring Prince Jiuchongtian to Tan Huating. After a few days of seeing each other, Xiao Baozi grew a lot and his skills became more flexible. The frown between people's brows is out of disgust, and they play with people innocently out of the purest love.

Fahua Junnian didn't dare to be rough on this child because he was the son of Emperor Zun, so he could only suppress his discomfort, and the grotesque scolding brought people here to destroy his peace.

"You brought him even though you knew I didn't want to see him, you really have bad intentions!"

"Don't say that, Emperor Zun wants me to bring the little prince to communicate with you, how can he be your brother, don't be so cold."

"It's just nameless."

"Actually, you're just jealous, right? You don't want to be deprived of Emperor Zun's warmth by this little thing. Actually, I can understand."

Mr. Fahua glanced at Longque, pushed the bun in his arms out, tried several times to no avail, and simply grabbed the little guy by the back collar and threw him into Longque's arms.

"No, it's impossible for you to understand. I respect Emperor Zun as a righteous father, so what's wrong with being greedy for the tenderness he gave me? Before that, I always thought that Emperor Zun had a cold temper, not because I didn't do well, but because He didn't want to get close to others, but after this little bastard appeared, I realized that he was just my wishful thinking! What's wrong with me not wanting to see him?"

Long Que was speechless when asked, and let the reluctant little guy climb onto Mr. Fa Hua's shoulder again.

This time, without waiting for Fa Huajun to throw someone, Xiao Baozi took the initiative to put his arms around his neck, and kissed his face with a comforting "baji".

The two of them were taken aback by such an intimate gesture.

It took a long time for Mr. Fahua to come back to his senses, and with a howl, he threw the bun a long way, rolling and hitting the stone.

"Bastard... bastard, dirty thing! He is an apprentice, can't stay!!"

Seeing the frantic man drawing his sword to kill the scourge, Long Que scrambled and hugged the man's leg, shouting hoarsely: "Don't be stupid! Lost your mind! Emperor Zun has been pregnant for three years If you say cut it, you can cut it, and you can also make some sense, okay!!"

Emperor Zun...pregnant for...three years...child? ? !

The Phoenix Emperor's twin swords fell to the ground, and Fa Huajun's expression at that moment can be called wonderful.

That adoptive father who has always been stern but occasionally showed tenderness, that emperor Tianyao who ruled the Three Realms and was so powerful in the universe, actually... actually...

"I've been pregnant for three years, and I'm going to give birth to a three-headed and six-armed Nezha??!!"

"Mr. Fahua, open your eyes! That's a spirit fetus, a spirit fetus!! Emperor Zun fed his son of Chunyang who was born in the world for three years with essence and blood. If you suffocate the little boy, how many of us I can't keep my head and say..."

I'm afraid I will be hung in the South Heavenly Gate for three years in the sun...

The author has something to say: Let me explain here that Dao names do not only refer to the names of monks who believe in Taoism in the twelve states. Even if they are Buddhists, names other than Dharma names are also called Dao names, so Dao name probably refers to... the name on the road, it seems that the society has suddenly become...

In fact, Longque had always had a good personality before this, and he did not appear as a villain, but as an assist!Big assist! !

I don’t know if the milk buns with such a contrast are cute, the Shizun who was still very young back then is also very cute, this part of the candy is so sweet!

By the way, I suddenly want to cheer up the lord in my head, the princess has been exposed to the sun for three days by you on the tower, how about hanging the dragon bird on the tower for three years...

I’ve been nagging a lot today, cuties, you still have to take care to protect yourself, I love you~